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Thread: BOW DOWN MISC! Bald Men Are Taking Over. Move Over Haircels. (Pics + Links)

post 1460922393 09-05-2016, 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker⏩
Are you haircels good at anything????
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post 1460922543 09-05-2016, 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Better



The Chad on the left... shiettt
That's me brah. thanks. The hair brings it down a bit though
Originally Posted By Laconises⏩
As an aside, had no idea Martyn Ford had a gym. And why the fuk is it called "beta bodz" and its logo is a Starbucks knockoff?
I didn't even notice that lol. I knew it was his gym but lol at beta bodz gym wtf?
Originally Posted By Luc1fer⏩
Lol'd haha
post 1460922583 09-05-2016, 10:27 PM
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I have a lot of friends who shave their head bald...they look alpha as phuckkkkk. Look like damn models when they do. I shaved mine a few years ago and i look like a 78 year old grandma. I couldnt pull it off. So more power to the pimps who can pull it off.
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post 1460923263 09-05-2016, 10:33 PM
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How are you a DeadlyStriker if I can see your shiny bald head from 2miles away lmao
post 1460923673 09-05-2016, 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted By ยญยญ⏩
How are you a DeadlyStriker if I can see your shiny bald head from 2miles away lmao
Idk ask agent 47, the most deadly assassin in the world.

Also a bald brah.

this is too easy guys
post 1460924093 09-05-2016, 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted By ยญยญ⏩
How are you a DeadlyStriker if I can see your shiny bald head from 2miles away lmao
LMAO

sorry deadlystrike, you're good looking bald, but i really think you'll be better looking with hair
post 1460924143 09-05-2016, 10:42 PM
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keep coping baldstriker.
buys picture frames with stock photos of happy families and hangs them in house so i feel like i have friends crew.
post 1460924383 09-05-2016, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted By forthenoodz⏩
LMAO

sorry deadlystrike, you're good looking bald, but i really think you'll be better looking with hair
Did you miss the fact that bald is life?
Originally Posted By gunshow101⏩
keep coping baldstriker.
Reality is not cope half hair half bald brah
post 1460924453 09-05-2016, 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker⏩
That's me brah. thanks. The hair brings it down a bit though



I didn't even notice that lol. I knew it was his gym but lol at beta bodz gym wtf?



Lol'd haha
Holy that poster...fkn LMAO. would watch/10 almost makes me want to shave my head....almost
We're all gonna make it brahs
post 1460924493 09-05-2016, 10:45 PM
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cant promote something Im currently preventing....maybe in 15-20 years Ill revisit the thread.
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post 1460924773 09-05-2016, 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Lastrepbrah⏩
Holy that poster...fkn LMAO. would watch/10 almost makes me want to shave my head....almost
You know you want to
Originally Posted By Zerafian⏩
cant promote something Im currently preventing....maybe in 15-20 years Ill revisit the thread.
Das not it mane. Join the inevitable. Be great. Be a god among men
post 1460925053 09-05-2016, 10:50 PM
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This hairshaming is unreal. We shouldn't be persecuted simply because we don't want to shave our heads. We were born this way and we shouldn't be pressured to conform to someone else's standard of masculinity/dominance. #YesAllFolicles
post 1460926333 09-05-2016, 11:04 PM
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motha****a i got a BALD HEAD!!!
post 1460928293 09-05-2016, 11:26 PM
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Tips to lose my hair faster? Creatine?
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post 1460929563 09-05-2016, 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Destor⏩
This hairshaming is unreal. We shouldn't be persecuted simply because we don't want to shave our heads. We were born this way and we shouldn't be pressured to conform to someone else's standard of masculinity/dominance. #YesAllFolicles
Good luck....LOL
Originally Posted By Tune5k⏩
motha****a i got a BALD HEAD!!!
Lol idk how I have never used that before. That guy is a king among bald men.
Originally Posted By GJLuke⏩
"You must spread reputation before giving it to DeadlyStriker again"

I always try to rep positive and inspiring threads
will rep you off r/c if I remember. das it mane
Originally Posted By Luc1fer⏩
Tips to lose my hair faster? Creatine?
creatine mono from what I heard. otherwise idk. wish I could help. greatness isn't achieved easily
post 1460929943 09-05-2016, 11:43 PM
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Stop it. Get some help.
post 1460930463 09-05-2016, 11:49 PM
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Thinking about just shaving it all off and joining the glorious revolution. The only issue I'm running into is I'm getting ingrown hairs and I think they will get worse if I close shave it.
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post 1460930783 09-05-2016, 11:54 PM
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post 1460930853 09-05-2016, 11:55 PM
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TFW college girls feeling my head
TFW drunk girl saying "I've never been with a bald guy before..."
TFW girl at the club kissing me saying she had to kiss a bald guy for her bachelorette party scavenger hunt
TFW never having to fix my hair in the mirror all the time
TFW cool breeze
TFW hair brahs coming up to me saying they want to shave their head too
TFW standing out on campus because very, very few other bald brahs
TFW way less worried about visible effects of aging knowing I will more or less look the same ten years from now
TFW do speed dating and get 13 out of 30 matches and they were the hottest ones
TFW get lots of "hot" compliments, never "cute" because looking masculine as fuk
TFW people saying I look "dominant" or "intimidating"

Feels good to be bald (srs)(no cope)

Also lost virginity and all that AFTER shaving head, so if anything, I was a haircel, but not so much a baldcel.
Originally Posted By gwem32170191⏩
Thinking about just shaving it all off and joining the glorious revolution. The only issue I'm running into is I'm getting ingrown hairs and I think they will get worse if I close shave it.
My head is the only place I never get ingrown hairs. I've been close shaving my head for almost ten years and I've never gotten ingrown hairs. At worst, I sometimes get shave irritation on the side of my head if I use a dull, poverty razor to try to shave when the stubble has barely grown back. But most of the time, it's just nice and smooth.
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post 1460930923 09-05-2016, 11:56 PM
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Any tips on how to bald faster? I know I can just buzz but then I'd be frauding...
See you tomorrow
post 1460930983 09-05-2016, 11:57 PM
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post 1460931283 09-06-2016, 12:01 AM
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tfw when girls always want to run their hands through your hair
tfw hairdressers compliment your soft hair
tfw hair grows so fast and thick gotta cut it every 2 weeks
tfw balding brahs look at your hairline and their eyes start to well up

o chit wrong thread LOL
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Originally Posted By TwoNecklace⏩
tfw when girls always want to run their hands through your hair -longing for a smooth shaved head
tfw hairdressers compliment your soft hair -pity the haircel for better tips
tfw hair grows so fast and thick gotta cut it every 2 weeks -as if there weren't enough negatives already
tfw balding brahs look at your hairline and their eyes start to well up -So sad for your deformity
fixed
post 1460953843 09-06-2016, 06:18 AM
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haircels when will they learn
post 1460954203 09-06-2016, 06:22 AM
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hes right brahs and im going bald too soon to join the krew
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I would rather be dead than bald. it really is a sign of genetic inferiority
if you are prone to hairloss.
post 1460955133 09-06-2016, 06:33 AM
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Originally Posted By Laconises⏩








































Wtf, Joe Rogan was Indian when he was young?
Survivor crew.
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Dont forget the goat athletes that are bald

MJ
Mayweather
Lebron (semibald)
Dion Sanders
Serena Williams
post 1460955383 09-06-2016, 06:36 AM
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brb buying a bald cap
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Moms dad was bald. That means I have a high chance of going bald right?


Shaved my head for 2 years of high school and recently shaved my head+grew a beard.




Can confirm the bald+beard look is the GOAT moneymaker look. Had tons of chicks mirin me. Even had a couple chicks say I looked like Conor McGregor (alpha male who fights for his career = seeing me as being strong and capable of winning fights with ease).
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