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25th birthday today as FA, celebrated alone in KFC with new $18,000 2012 BMW 5-Series
09-25-2016, 05:57 AM
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The problem is you're focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.
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09-25-2016, 06:00 AM
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Why are you using dollars not pounds you ****?
So you're not travelling and shafting your way around the globe then?
Wrong decision.
So you're not travelling and shafting your way around the globe then?
Wrong decision.
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09-25-2016, 06:16 AM
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What a moron. Hows a car gonna make you friends?
If it was a big deal financially then you should have left it.
Nobody its gonna give a fuk youre driving it, and i used to have a 5 series too in uk, the only thing that happens is people stop giving you way on the road cos they are jelly srs.
Only phonies will come up to you creaming like omg you got a bmw waaaooo its comfy etc etc.
20k you could have blown it with style have had a great time
If it was a big deal financially then you should have left it.
Nobody its gonna give a fuk youre driving it, and i used to have a 5 series too in uk, the only thing that happens is people stop giving you way on the road cos they are jelly srs.
Only phonies will come up to you creaming like omg you got a bmw waaaooo its comfy etc etc.
20k you could have blown it with style have had a great time
09-25-2016, 06:22 AM
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My decade old $3000 beater looks better. I'd pass you on the streets brah
09-25-2016, 06:27 AM
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09-25-2016, 06:30 AM
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lmao everyone beating up on OP. It's a nice ride man, mirin manual transmission, but you've gotta get that steering wheel problem fixed

09-25-2016, 06:32 AM
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09-25-2016, 06:37 AM
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Aren't there any nice people at your job? Most people make friends at school, at their job or doing some kind of teamsport.
09-25-2016, 07:03 AM
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congrats on your old man, ex-commuter, under-powered, tractor engined poor excuse for a BMW.
still, at least you didn't spend around 10,000gbp on it...
still, at least you didn't spend around 10,000gbp on it...
09-25-2016, 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted By PrimoVictoria⏩
Most people are around or over 40 and go home to look after their cats and kids lol. I go out with them twice a year for the free work dinner and drinks, but they are more acquaintances than friends tbhAren't there any nice people at your job? Most people make friends at school, at their job or doing some kind of teamsport.
09-25-2016, 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted By bjjruinedmylife⏩
It wasn't about making friends, it was about enhancing my 20s as an FA. I don't want to look back at my life and think all I did was work and sleep. The car allows me to go hiking away from the city, play golf also away from the city, go for cottage breaks away, go to beaches, and eventually if I do make friends, drive them around.What a moron. Hows a car gonna make you friends?
If it was a big deal financially then you should have left it.
Nobody its gonna give a fuk youre driving it, and i used to have a 5 series too in uk, the only thing that happens is people stop giving you way on the road cos they are jelly srs.
Only phonies will come up to you creaming like omg you got a bmw waaaooo its comfy etc etc.
20k you could have blown it with style have had a great time
If it was a big deal financially then you should have left it.
Nobody its gonna give a fuk youre driving it, and i used to have a 5 series too in uk, the only thing that happens is people stop giving you way on the road cos they are jelly srs.
Only phonies will come up to you creaming like omg you got a bmw waaaooo its comfy etc etc.
20k you could have blown it with style have had a great time
I kind of wish there was a tinder, but just for friends. I have quite a lot of matches in terms of women, but I don't know what to say or how to open conversation with them. I've just accepted that I'm guna be FA
09-25-2016, 07:29 AM
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Originally Posted By WhatYouSayBrah⏩
I can respect this post, but you haven't offered me an alternative solution. What I'm currently doing is a combination of building financial security (living at home, modest life, putting wages in savings, purchases with my own cash not inheritance), whilst maintaining escapism through cars and hobbies.The problem is you're focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.
I know my life can be improved and the grind will get to me, but how do I suddenly change it to make it better?
09-25-2016, 07:33 AM
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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
Wot? Did you even read the thread? I'll break it down for you:it's a nice car but at this point i have to say, you're really really bad with money srs... strong rationalization "i'll save 15k next year" bruh it takes you a YEAR to save the money and it doesn't even cover the car yet, you are left with $500 now... dafuk???
I had just under $21,000 in personal savings
I spent $17,950 on car
$2050 on insurance
$200 road tax
$100 full tank of fuel
So I am left with around $450
However I get paid next Friday and I will tuck away the majority of that straight into savings because I live at home, eat at home, etc
09-25-2016, 07:39 AM
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
Open conversation, fail, learn from it > open conversation, fail, learn from it > open conversation, succeed, learn from it. If you really have quite a lot of matches, who cares if you lose 95% of them due to a stupid opening and succeed with 5%?It wasn't about making friends, it was about enhancing my 20s as an FA. I don't want to look back at my life and think all I did was work and sleep. The car allows me to go hiking away from the city, play golf also away from the city, go for cottage breaks away, go to beaches, and eventually if I do make friends, drive them around.
I kind of wish there was a tinder, but just for friends.I have quite a lot of matches in terms of women, but I don't know what to say or how to open conversation with them.I've just accepted that I'm guna be FA
I kind of wish there was a tinder, but just for friends.I have quite a lot of matches in terms of women, but I don't know what to say or how to open conversation with them.I've just accepted that I'm guna be FA
09-25-2016, 07:41 AM
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Congrats you just put 20K on an outdated car : New generation is going to be revealed in a few weeks.
09-25-2016, 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
One year to save 15,000 lol. Which is just under $25,000.no matter how you put it, you spent 90% of your savings into a liability, you're still trying to rationalize the bullchit decision you made, you said it will take you one year to save $15k, so you spent more than a years savings into a liability and are left with $450
my jacket is worth more than $450
my jacket is worth more than $450
In that year I will have NO major costs at all. So yes this time next year I could have 30,000 saved. But having 15000 and enjoying a BMW 5-Series, it's power, ride and speed will be much more enjoyable
09-25-2016, 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted By PrimoVictoria⏩
Going up to them and saying hello only works if you are a 9+/10 facially aesthetic male with a 8+/10 body.Open conversation, fail, learn from it > open conversation, fail, learn from it > open conversation, succeed, learn from it. If you really have quite a lot of matches, who cares if you lose 95% of them due to a stupid opening and succeed with 5%?
I'm a 7.75 face with 5/10 body. I need to come up with something GOAT for it to work, or spend a year fixing my aesthetics
09-25-2016, 09:08 AM
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didn't know it was possible for op to suffer lonely in the UK when I went to the UK i made plenty of friends , people are more friendly on the streets to talk to.
I just want to share the knowledge I have obtained throughout my life and hopefully change someone's life.
09-25-2016, 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
op made a mistake but he can always sell the car or make bmw youtube video's. Wear the chicken mask and just be silly on youtube brah if you can make people laugh or do a car review in a unique way people will watch and come to your channel.bruh, you're setting yourself back a whole year
if you had 80k saved and wanted to spend 20k on a car.. alright i guess, do it
however, you're currently sitting at 450 bucks.. do you have any type of security now? no. you're 100% cucked to your job which can kick you anytime they please
you're an idiot pal.. no matter how you look at it.. congrats you can enjoy a cool car but at what cost? take a step back and look what you did
you're 25 years old so old enough to know you've phucked up, i know reality is hard but it is what it is, take it as a learning experience and move on
if you had 80k saved and wanted to spend 20k on a car.. alright i guess, do it
however, you're currently sitting at 450 bucks.. do you have any type of security now? no. you're 100% cucked to your job which can kick you anytime they please
you're an idiot pal.. no matter how you look at it.. congrats you can enjoy a cool car but at what cost? take a step back and look what you did
you're 25 years old so old enough to know you've phucked up, i know reality is hard but it is what it is, take it as a learning experience and move on
I just want to share the knowledge I have obtained throughout my life and hopefully change someone's life.
09-25-2016, 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted By PrimoVictoria⏩
He’s in engineering. Over here it is basically an FA breeding programme: uni course is 90% male (and autist) then your job is full of men the wrong side of 50.Aren't there any nice people at your job? Most people make friends at school, at their job or doing some kind of teamsport.
I wish I’d never ever even considered engineering as a field of study or career.
Originally Posted By pushlimits⏩
Lol, savage!congrats on your old man, ex-commuter, under-powered, tractor engined poor excuse for a BMW.
still, at least you didn't spend around 10,000gbp on it...
still, at least you didn't spend around 10,000gbp on it...
If you can't handle me when I'm incel, you don't deserve me when I'm chad
09-25-2016, 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted By momo5⏩
Actually Mirin' this idea hard, I might do itop made a mistake but he can always sell the car or make bmw youtube video's. Wear the chicken mask and just be silly on youtube brah if you can make people laugh or do a car review in a unique way people will watch and come to your channel.
09-25-2016, 10:10 AM
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Lmao the misc is honestly filled with potatoes.
09-25-2016, 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted By ProboscisMonkie⏩
Why...?Lmao the misc is honestly filled with potatoes.
09-25-2016, 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted By CityJaeger⏩
What 2016 model car do you drive then, chump?Congrats you just put 20K on an outdated car : New generation is going to be revealed in a few weeks.
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What about your earlier frauding threads when you acted like you came from a high status family with tons of contacts and an elite education. Now you're spending your entire net worth on a used bmw and live at home with the parents and had to account for the fact you will be giving your parents rides in your car purchase. I'm dying. Fukin poor people man, i swear
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Originally Posted By BearTactics⏩
My parents have their own houses with mortgages paid off. My dad has 3 cars and my mum doesn't drive. I don't NEED to take them out, I WANT to take them out. Hence why I got a 5-door sports saloon over a 2-seater convertible.What about your earlier frauding threads when you acted like you came from a high status family with tons of contacts and an elite education. Now you're spending your entire net worth on a used bmw and live at home with the parents and had to account for the fact you will be giving your parents rides in your car purchase. I'm dying. Fukin poor people man, i swear
Also, I went to one of the best universities in the world and did Engineering. It's partly the reason i'm an FA rotter. But atleast I can save cash from now on. I've blown MY savings. I've only been working around a year (excluding internships). They have a lot more savings than me, and don't give me access to any of them outside of post-death inheritance.
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Originally Posted By RJBRAH⏩
Did you read the Porsche Boxster thread? (In spoiler if unaware) - I can't afford a house, and more important I don't WANT a mortgage, because that means cucking my life away to working 50 hour weeks for the next 25+ years. I would rather live at home (given the fact that i'm FA anyway), save a chit ton of money every year and retire at 35 in 10 years time with cash + inheritance + propertyWhy are you buying $18k cars while living at home at 25? (srs)
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
I'll try keep this short and sweet, however I would like advice from older brahs who thought they would never get married and ending up doing so, hence the money was useful.
Background Cliffs:
- OP is a 24-year old FA, basement-dwelling, rotter with barely any friends, nvm a GF
- OP lives at home with parents and has pretty much all of upstairs 3 bedrooms to himself (sleep, game, guest)
- OP is a consultant and makes 34,950 (~$50,000)
- After tax and student loans and national insurance, OP takes home 25,000 (~$35,000)
- After current car insurance, contribution to bills, holidays, petrol, food, etc OP saves 12-15,000 (~$20,000)
- House prices for GOAT 5-bedroom houses are around 450,000 ($650,000)
- OP cannot afford one without mortgage, nor does he need to buy one coz he will inherit current 5-bed house
- More to the point, OP does not WANT a mortgage, as it's a life-long commitment to 50-hour weeks
- At this rate, OP will never have a wife or kids so literally has nothing to spend his money on for life
So given my situation, and that i'll basically be saving money to do nothing with, what harm is there in me buying a Porsche for my 25th birthday?
Stats of Porsche (15,500):2008 Boxster, 2.7 Litre Sport, 2-door convertible, petrol engine, 30,000 miles on the clock (so quite new), 245 BHP, leather interior, 19 inch alloys, cruise control, sat nav installed, air-conditioning, heated seats, semi-automatic transmission
So basically a year's savings to purchase the car, maybe a month to two months savings to insure it, same to run it, same to maintain it. So in 18 months of work, I can completely pay off a newish black Porsche and use it as my daily driver and even if I have no woman or friends in my life, atleast I can on a PERSONAL level, feel absolutely GOAT behind the wheel!
Should I just YOLO and go for it Misc?
Background Cliffs:
- OP is a 24-year old FA, basement-dwelling, rotter with barely any friends, nvm a GF
- OP lives at home with parents and has pretty much all of upstairs 3 bedrooms to himself (sleep, game, guest)
- OP is a consultant and makes 34,950 (~$50,000)
- After tax and student loans and national insurance, OP takes home 25,000 (~$35,000)
- After current car insurance, contribution to bills, holidays, petrol, food, etc OP saves 12-15,000 (~$20,000)
- House prices for GOAT 5-bedroom houses are around 450,000 ($650,000)
- OP cannot afford one without mortgage, nor does he need to buy one coz he will inherit current 5-bed house
- More to the point, OP does not WANT a mortgage, as it's a life-long commitment to 50-hour weeks
- At this rate, OP will never have a wife or kids so literally has nothing to spend his money on for life
So given my situation, and that i'll basically be saving money to do nothing with, what harm is there in me buying a Porsche for my 25th birthday?
Stats of Porsche (15,500):2008 Boxster, 2.7 Litre Sport, 2-door convertible, petrol engine, 30,000 miles on the clock (so quite new), 245 BHP, leather interior, 19 inch alloys, cruise control, sat nav installed, air-conditioning, heated seats, semi-automatic transmission
So basically a year's savings to purchase the car, maybe a month to two months savings to insure it, same to run it, same to maintain it. So in 18 months of work, I can completely pay off a newish black Porsche and use it as my daily driver and even if I have no woman or friends in my life, atleast I can on a PERSONAL level, feel absolutely GOAT behind the wheel!
Should I just YOLO and go for it Misc?
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