Remember the game "Smear the queer?"
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Under a different name I can't remember, but the rules were the same. Good times.
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Originally Posted By mikeoc322⏩
Faarrrk, I remember man hunt - GOAT schoolyard game. I swear to Christ I was running sub 10 second 100m dashes due to the adrenaline that game induced.Oh man, feels.
The GOAT game though if you had enough kids was MAN HUNT
We would play man hunt every night during the summer for years. It was an event. Everyone from school would ride their bikes up. Always had around 20-30 people. We sectioned off dozens of houses in every direction that had the best back yards. Tons of trees, ditches & other natural barriers. Hopped so many fences you'd thought we were urban youth running from the police. If you were captured, the base you were held captive at was an electrical power box lol. Some of my best memories, srs. Always played to 1-2am. There was always a bevy of cute sloots to mess around with too if you 'hid' together. And as the night grew old, if you managed to last long enough, you'd have to signal to the remaining people on your team also running for their life so you could devise a strategy for winning. ALL the pressure was on you guys to free everyone else. So you'd sneak around the perimeter/outskirts of what was considered in the field of play, until the timing was just right, and you made your move, and became the hero of the night and talk of the town. Zig zagging through streets, other kids cheering you on, just LOL. So funny man. And when it was all over, everyone just sat on the curb hanging out shooting the shiit, dropping skittles in their coke vanillas, laughing, hooting & hollering. One night, we found a huge ass TV outside someone's house waiting to be thrown away, so we wheeled it up to one of my friend's driveway, hooked it up, ordered pizza, and played halo until we saw the sunrise. If you didn't have memories like this as a kid, I seriously feel bad for you.
The GOAT game though if you had enough kids was MAN HUNT
We would play man hunt every night during the summer for years. It was an event. Everyone from school would ride their bikes up. Always had around 20-30 people. We sectioned off dozens of houses in every direction that had the best back yards. Tons of trees, ditches & other natural barriers. Hopped so many fences you'd thought we were urban youth running from the police. If you were captured, the base you were held captive at was an electrical power box lol. Some of my best memories, srs. Always played to 1-2am. There was always a bevy of cute sloots to mess around with too if you 'hid' together. And as the night grew old, if you managed to last long enough, you'd have to signal to the remaining people on your team also running for their life so you could devise a strategy for winning. ALL the pressure was on you guys to free everyone else. So you'd sneak around the perimeter/outskirts of what was considered in the field of play, until the timing was just right, and you made your move, and became the hero of the night and talk of the town. Zig zagging through streets, other kids cheering you on, just LOL. So funny man. And when it was all over, everyone just sat on the curb hanging out shooting the shiit, dropping skittles in their coke vanillas, laughing, hooting & hollering. One night, we found a huge ass TV outside someone's house waiting to be thrown away, so we wheeled it up to one of my friend's driveway, hooked it up, ordered pizza, and played halo until we saw the sunrise. If you didn't have memories like this as a kid, I seriously feel bad for you.
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Originally Posted By mikeoc322⏩
aw shiit forgot all about skittles in cokes. so many nostalgia feels ittOh man, feels.
The GOAT game though if you had enough kids was MAN HUNT
We would play man hunt every night during the summer for years. It was an event. Everyone from school would ride their bikes up. Always had around 20-30 people. We sectioned off dozens of houses in every direction that had the best back yards. Tons of trees, ditches & other natural barriers. Hopped so many fences you'd thought we were urban youth running from the police. If you were captured, the base you were held captive at was an electrical power box lol. Some of my best memories, srs. Always played to 1-2am. There was always a bevy of cute sloots to mess around with too if you 'hid' together. And as the night grew old, if you managed to last long enough, you'd have to signal to the remaining people on your team also running for their life so you could devise a strategy for winning. ALL the pressure was on you guys to free everyone else. So you'd sneak around the perimeter/outskirts of what was considered in the field of play, until the timing was just right, and you made your move, and became the hero of the night and talk of the town. Zig zagging through streets, other kids cheering you on, just LOL. So funny man. And when it was all over, everyone just sat on the curb hanging out shooting the shiit, dropping skittles in their coke vanillas, laughing, hooting & hollering. One night, we found a huge ass TV outside someone's house waiting to be thrown away, so we wheeled it up to one of my friend's driveway, hooked it up, ordered pizza, and played halo until we saw the sunrise. If you didn't have memories like this as a kid, I seriously feel bad for you.
The GOAT game though if you had enough kids was MAN HUNT
We would play man hunt every night during the summer for years. It was an event. Everyone from school would ride their bikes up. Always had around 20-30 people. We sectioned off dozens of houses in every direction that had the best back yards. Tons of trees, ditches & other natural barriers. Hopped so many fences you'd thought we were urban youth running from the police. If you were captured, the base you were held captive at was an electrical power box lol. Some of my best memories, srs. Always played to 1-2am. There was always a bevy of cute sloots to mess around with too if you 'hid' together. And as the night grew old, if you managed to last long enough, you'd have to signal to the remaining people on your team also running for their life so you could devise a strategy for winning. ALL the pressure was on you guys to free everyone else. So you'd sneak around the perimeter/outskirts of what was considered in the field of play, until the timing was just right, and you made your move, and became the hero of the night and talk of the town. Zig zagging through streets, other kids cheering you on, just LOL. So funny man. And when it was all over, everyone just sat on the curb hanging out shooting the shiit, dropping skittles in their coke vanillas, laughing, hooting & hollering. One night, we found a huge ass TV outside someone's house waiting to be thrown away, so we wheeled it up to one of my friend's driveway, hooked it up, ordered pizza, and played halo until we saw the sunrise. If you didn't have memories like this as a kid, I seriously feel bad for you.
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Originally Posted By CalmWind⏩
lol'd at joke.This was my favorite joke when I was like 10 years old, everyone I told it to would laugh, including all adult males. I heard it from someone in school, it was a popular joke.
"One day, a young boy finds two flies on top of each other. So he goes back to his Mother and asks her if boy flies exist. And the Mother says Yes. So then he asks her if there are girl flies. His Mother then thinks, "Oh no, he's too young to learn about the birds and the bees." So the Mother replies, "No, son, there are no girl flies." So then the boy goes back to the two flies, and smashes the flies with his hand, and then says "*******s"
"One day, a young boy finds two flies on top of each other. So he goes back to his Mother and asks her if boy flies exist. And the Mother says Yes. So then he asks her if there are girl flies. His Mother then thinks, "Oh no, he's too young to learn about the birds and the bees." So the Mother replies, "No, son, there are no girl flies." So then the boy goes back to the two flies, and smashes the flies with his hand, and then says "*******s"
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Originally Posted By mikeoc322⏩
Where are you from and where did you learn about this game? I swear to God I thought me and my friends created this game in the mid 90's...Oh man, feels.
The GOAT game though if you had enough kids was MAN HUNT
We would play man hunt every night during the summer for years. It was an event. Everyone from school would ride their bikes up. Always had around 20-30 people. We sectioned off dozens of houses in every direction that had the best back yards. Tons of trees, ditches & other natural barriers. Hopped so many fences you'd thought we were urban youth running from the police. If you were captured, the base you were held captive at was an electrical power box lol. Some of my best memories, srs. Always played to 1-2am. There was always a bevy of cute sloots to mess around with too if you 'hid' together. And as the night grew old, if you managed to last long enough, you'd have to signal to the remaining people on your team also running for their life so you could devise a strategy for winning. ALL the pressure was on you guys to free everyone else. So you'd sneak around the perimeter/outskirts of what was considered in the field of play, until the timing was just right, and you made your move, and became the hero of the night and talk of the town. Zig zagging through streets, other kids cheering you on, just LOL. So funny man. And when it was all over, everyone just sat on the curb hanging out shooting the shiit, dropping skittles in their coke vanillas, laughing, hooting & hollering. One night, we found a huge ass TV outside someone's house waiting to be thrown away, so we wheeled it up to one of my friend's driveway, hooked it up, ordered pizza, and played halo until we saw the sunrise. If you didn't have memories like this as a kid, I seriously feel bad for you.
The GOAT game though if you had enough kids was MAN HUNT
We would play man hunt every night during the summer for years. It was an event. Everyone from school would ride their bikes up. Always had around 20-30 people. We sectioned off dozens of houses in every direction that had the best back yards. Tons of trees, ditches & other natural barriers. Hopped so many fences you'd thought we were urban youth running from the police. If you were captured, the base you were held captive at was an electrical power box lol. Some of my best memories, srs. Always played to 1-2am. There was always a bevy of cute sloots to mess around with too if you 'hid' together. And as the night grew old, if you managed to last long enough, you'd have to signal to the remaining people on your team also running for their life so you could devise a strategy for winning. ALL the pressure was on you guys to free everyone else. So you'd sneak around the perimeter/outskirts of what was considered in the field of play, until the timing was just right, and you made your move, and became the hero of the night and talk of the town. Zig zagging through streets, other kids cheering you on, just LOL. So funny man. And when it was all over, everyone just sat on the curb hanging out shooting the shiit, dropping skittles in their coke vanillas, laughing, hooting & hollering. One night, we found a huge ass TV outside someone's house waiting to be thrown away, so we wheeled it up to one of my friend's driveway, hooked it up, ordered pizza, and played halo until we saw the sunrise. If you didn't have memories like this as a kid, I seriously feel bad for you.
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
This throw up in air random catches it runs around till tackled. Then throw it up again and somebody else catches it.We used to play it by throwing a football up in the air. WHoever caught it was the queer and everyone tried to tackle em. Good wholesome fun for the whole family lol
Kids are such pussies now and the game has been banned from schools over the name.
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Originally Posted By TylerA120⏩
Amazing how much sugar you could consume as a kid and get away with it, lmaoaw shiit forgot all about skittles in cokes. so many nostalgia feels itt
Originally Posted By Agentdark45⏩
I know man, the cardio gains were intense at that ageFaarrrk, I remember man hunt - GOAT schoolyard game. I swear to Christ I was running sub 10 second 100m dashes due to the adrenaline that game induced.
Originally Posted By Daz206⏩
Suburbs of Philadelphia. I always wondered how kids found out about everything other kids did, even across the countryWhere are you from and where did you learn about this game? I swear to God I thought me and my friends created this game in the mid 90's...
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Originally Posted By Daz206⏩
not sure if srs.. we always played manhunt up in New England.. it was a country-wide phenomenonWhere are you from and where did you learn about this game? I swear to God I thought me and my friends created this game in the mid 90's...
these days kids of the same age sit in their basements playing xbox
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
This.We used to play it by throwing a football up in the air. WHoever caught it was the queer and everyone tried to tackle em. Good wholesome fun for the whole family lol
Only time back in the day when being queer worked to your advantage.
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Totally forgot about butts up. I remember playing that, and smear the queer during recess. Hell we would play red rover and dodgeball during PE. That feel when playing dodgeball and chucking a ball at a kids face that you couldn't stand. Felt good man.
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Smear the queer is still played today...except real semen is used.
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DaFak I grew up in NC and older (27yo) and don't remember this game at all. We just played normal tag and dodgeball.Lmao just imagine that being played nowadays. There was ABSOLUTELY no one that complained about it when I was in elementary, but I'm sure if that chit happened today there'd be a national Outrage.
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Those games were the shiet! My son and his friends play smear the queer and wall ball at school. He gets home and tells me about about how he smeared someone at school. brings back the feels...
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we called it spear the queer
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
the kids are pussies because they were raised by people your age.....remember that.This throw up in air random catches it runs around till tackled. Then throw it up again and somebody else catches it.
Kids are such pussies now and the game has been banned from schools over the name.
Kids are such pussies now and the game has been banned from schools over the name.
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Originally Posted By Ryan94LOZ⏩
Some things never change....Yeah. I was always the queer for some reason
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Originally Posted By Who?⏩
Right? I'd fukkin love to play manhunt cause I never got to play it. Small town / neighborhood feels. Throw in some fukking paintball guns tooSmear the queer
WallBall
Dodgeball
The GOAT playground games. Wish adults still played games like that. Srs.
From what I've seen Aussie Rules Football is basically professional smear the queer.
WallBall
Dodgeball
The GOAT playground games. Wish adults still played games like that. Srs.
From what I've seen Aussie Rules Football is basically professional smear the queer.
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that and just legit backyard football as a kid.
Saturday mornings full tackle get neighborhood kids to play. always pretending you were your favorite college FB player or pro, no refs so fouls were always hilarious with argueing and just legit annihilation in backyard football.
Saturday mornings full tackle get neighborhood kids to play. always pretending you were your favorite college FB player or pro, no refs so fouls were always hilarious with argueing and just legit annihilation in backyard football.
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26 right now and never even heard of the game before this thread. That's CT school systems for ya, but we used to play wall-ball, that and tennis baseball were the highlights of our recess when we were younger.
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