Somehow managed to pull a 9/10 Latina (who is now a Hooters server) onto a date with me.

She was eye fuking/giving me puppy eyes the whole night and giving every invitation for me to move in. I dropped her off at her house and gave her a side hug....

Text her the next day.

Her response: "Let's just be friends."

That was when my LDAR journey began.

When I was 19 I went out to dinner with a new girl at work. She was 25 and was really into me. I was still a virgin and I new she was easy. She was a little bigger, but I didn't give a fuk. After dinner, we found a place to park. When she got on top of me in the back seat, I could not tell if I was inside her or not. She left my lap soaking wet and I didn't get off. I took her home and when I got home, had to jerk off. We ended up dating for two years. FML.

da fuq

Lmao u wot m8 . Stuck in them rolls boyo?

cry (srs)

I turned up and she didn't. Just kept shuffling around in circles with my fists clenched telling myself I was phukin zeezprah.

Not a dating story but this girl from work kept trying to smash me, she was hot but crazy as phuck with the most annoying attitude in the world,

everyone hated her but one night I was out for my friends birthday & got wasted, then she appears out of nowhere and I decided I'd smash, heading back to her place I tell her to wait there and run around corner to projectile vomit, she then comes over and sees the vomit, continues to walk back to her place kissing me in the taxi and chit (was groce) fingered her in the taxi and then had to bang her in her car, she goes to suck me off and goes at it for a solid few minutes until I say 'ahh phuck, what you doing down there?'. Couldn't get hard and made her drive me home, had to stop a few times to throw up again, she never tried to sleep with me again haha.

I was so nervous I asked her if she likes daggers

Took a 32 year old to a fancy restaurant for first date. She tipped the waiter $50 before the meal was even over, then the bill came and she said she had no money left. So I paid $160 and never saw her again.

Another time I was drinking beer and accidentally inhaled some of it, tried to hold it in but started coughing it up real bad. Embarrassing as fuk.

Not sure if these are cringe worthy but they're cringe to me:

Telling her we'll meet at 11am. I woke up at 11am and she ended up waiting 45mins for me as a rushed and drove to the city. Dated for a month lol

Different chick, went on a date after 2hrs sleep with a hangover from getting yucky with the boys all night. Cringey because I become a socially awkward ******* when tired and passed out on her bed with no smash. She was a prude anyway but still

Another chick, date lastnight, told her I'll be 30mins late. Ended up being an hour late. Cringe because she had made friends with people at the bar when I got there and they gave this look like who the fuk is an hour late to a date lmaoWtf, she must've liked you ALOT after all that haha

WTF me too
So as you all know we planned to go to Texas Roadhouse and I was to pick her up at 8. Well lets just say this date was not a pleasant one. I arrived at her place at exactly 8pm, not a min late not a min early. When she walked out the door she was looking gorgeous, way hotter than in her pics. So hot that i stuttered saying "hi I am Magic_man" her response "what was that" me "I said hi my names BlondeRod" her "oh hey" then I stuck out my hand for a hand shake, when our hands connected i bowed my head to her as if i was giving a nod of respect (so stupid on my part i regretted it the moment i saw my feet) (the hug would have been better)

As were driving to Texas Roadhouse I couldn't really think of single thing to say, I was too nervous to even look over at her, So i kept my eyes on the road for the most part. Thank God Texas Roadhouse was close by.

Inside the restaurant we got seated and i ordered some alcohol. I mentioned i was 22 and if she wanted I could buy her a drink. She said sure and I bought her alcohol. Thank god I didn't get in trouble for that one wheww. She thought it was funny how our moms set this date up. I said yeah this is a first for me too (little did she know it was my first date) She also liked the fact i was 22. I tried to get a picture of the two of us but she said "no thanks I never look good in pictures" I gave her a bert stare and had her take one of me being funny holding my id


Then things took a turn drastic turn for the worst. We both sat there in an awkward silence, I had nothing to say, my mind felt paused. I had already asked her if she works out. So I panicked and asked hey do you like video games. She smiled awkwardly and "said um no haha" me"have you ever played them before"? her"umm i have" me"nice" more awkward silence was in the air. I was getting more nervous, and uttered out the most idiotic thing I could have said "Do you like daggers" Her "what? umm never really thought about them before" I could see her looking at her phone, looking at her hair, looking at her shirt. I then started getting really really nervous, and had a panic attack. I couldn't swallow, I felt like I was dying. I started sweating really bad, and was using napkins to wipe my face and forehead. she got got scared and kept saying "omg are you alright". I then closed my eyes to focus on other things hoping the panic would go away..... It didn't. I then put my head down on the table with both hands over my head and focused on breathing, in and out. (felt like such *******) but I was really freaking out thinking I was dying. Eventually it become unbearable so I got up and made my way to the restroom. I looked in the mirror and saw nothing but a man with no confidence, a man too scared to even look at a female let alone talk to one, a man with nothing to lose, a man that needs to change. For this isolation and solitude has made me even more awkward than before . However, considering I haven't talked to a female in several months this behavior was to be expected, but never to this degree. I vomited in the toilet, washed my face off with water, patted it dry. then confidently walked back to our table.

The girl looked scared to death, and asked "do you need to go home, do you need medicine?" me "nah just got a little lightheaded, must be the spicy food" She gave me a "wtf look". I had the waiter bring me a water. about 5 seconds after getting the water spilled it on the table (fml). We then decided it was time to leave.

When getting into my car she put her hand on the door to open it, I yelled halt, and moved her hand away and opened the door for her. "she laughed and said thanks". While driving i asked if she wanted to do something else tonight. "she said she was really tired and was probably just going to go to bed" When we pulled up to her place she said thanks for the meal hope you're feeling better soon. "i told her nah I am fine, spicy food makes me woosie" I then thought to myself its never gonna come my way again, not with a girl this beautiful. So i put my hand on her thigh and said "would it be alright if i kissed you?" her " sorry i don't kiss on the first date" "oh, would you like to go out again sometime?" she hesitated and said "yeah but only as friends" i felt my heart drop. with a look of disappointment i said "ah okay cool, i had fun tonight" her "yeah" then she left.

I drove home feeling so beta. How could i fail this hard, Will muscle change things? Its got to right? From here on out i dedicated myself to the gym. But would also like some advice on what went wrong? how can I improve for my next date, when ever that may be, if one ever comes my way again.

this.

Was driving in her car one night and for some reason I decided we should sleep at the beach. So we drove to target, bought a picnic mat, blankets and a bottle of wine. Headed to the beach and I'd already drank one bottle in a matter of minutes, I started fingering her but was getting really faded and felt like I was gonna pass out, it was pretty cold too. So I decided we should go home, she drove me home and that was the end of that lol

Invited a girl I knew to my birthday dinner with some friends. She asks me halfway through the meal if I could pay for her dinner because she forgot her wallet.

I reluctantly did, but I would have been really pissed if she hadn't put out that night.


Good thing she did, cause best tits and body ever. She even shaved that day, smooth as ever.



Then the times with other chicks that I had the chance to bang, but didn't.

Feels bad mane.

When i was 19 i had a girl come over to "study" for an upcoming exam, after a couple hours, in my head i kept thinking i shud make a move now. But we were legit studying and i had no idea how to transition to making a move so i just randomly blurted out "Hey u want to make out?" out of no where when it was silent and she looked at me for a second and started to giggle. Not knowing what to do i followed up with "im just gonna go for it" and i sort of did this awkward thing where i was forcing her to lean into me and i was trying to put my face to hers but she kept leaning away while still giggling and i felt more and more awkward it was almost painful. Eventually i stopped and said "alright" and we continued to study but i could feel my face getting red as ****

She stayed over and still let me smash her though

Dont think ill ever forget that, every detail is vividly scarred into my memory

I was 19 and beta af. Chick invited me to a fraternity event we got drunk and ended up sleeping together on her big sis's couch I never made a move, just spooned her all night. Still cringe about that night.

Started chatting up this Brazilian exchange student, I knew she was into me from obvious asf signs.
I ended up taking her out on a date but upon the first ten minutes I realised we had NO chemistry at all (she knew it aswell)
So for the next three hours I attempted to get a spark going, but it was awkward AF.
BRB went to night markets, asked if she wanted pancakes, she said no, so I ended up getting some and eating there in silence with her, awfukbye.
I continued to press on and try and get something going.
Towards the end of the night I went for the kiss. Rejected. Awfukbye.

But that is not the end, I ended up going full autist and not bailing. Instead I continued to walk with her to the train station.
There was a huge football match on, so the trains were packed. I was sitting next to her and legit had a mix between a bitter supreme gentleman face, and a that feels guy expression (imagine Ted Cruz) And ontop of that I was streaming tears.

Oh well. We live and learn boyos.

Wasn't me personally but went on a date once with a guy and prior to it he kept bragging about how much he could drink (he was like 6ft4 and Irish too so I believed him). We went out, had a few drinks (both had the same amount) and he was literally hanging off the table a couple hours in and couldn't speak, he fell off his chair and went under the table at one point. Then he walked home after he'd put me in a taxi (like a 2 hour walk, not sure why he decided to walk) and I woke up the next day to like 9 missed calls. He was a nice guy, I found the whole thing hilarious. We just had no chemistry.

First date with my ex I spilt a drink over her new iPhone and then threw up later on in the night because I drank too much.

Tinder date, girl was fatter then the pictures and i was just staring in front of me thinking of how i could get away. But after a hour i just said "I dont feel there is a connection" lelel and left.

Went up for a "coffee" after the date.
I didn't drink coffee at the time and "coffee" really did mean coffee.
Turns out I had been watching too much Seinfeld.

Nothing I've 'done' per say, but a girl turning up who was about 6'5 in heels was incredibly awkward, also a girl saying I was akward (code for unattractive) and getting up and leaving half way through the date. Then there was the one who wouldn't even hug me for a second when we first met (I put my arms around her and she just stood there, lifeless, like I was a sex offender who was grabbing a victim) then she bounced after the first drink.

When I think of the word 'date' I think of bad experiences because basically all of them end in rejection / being ghosted.
I went on about 11 dates in 2016 and they all ended in failure except one, because of my jaws.

It's "per se"

Some of these are pretty bad. I've had cringe moments, especially when I was first trying to pick up women with cheesy lines, I lol'd as I typed this sentence. One example, I saw a girl I liked in a club, walked up to her: "Hey didn't you used to go <insert school name>? She replies: "No". Me: *not prepared for this blunt answer* "Oh, ok". After a pause she keeps walking. I learned a valuable lesson.

The rest was just drunk moments where I missed the signs and later on I realized. I am not talking about skanks, you know those moments where you're almost suspicious of her intentions because she's that attractive? A few blondes especially. Another example, I am at a bar with a group of friends male+female. This absolute stunner blonde, IRL standards 7.5-8/10 walks near my table, looks and smiles at me. I was sitting near the edge and she approaches me and goes "hey" I say something along the lines of "hey, how are you" lol. She goes, "great, just here with some friends" Me: "Oh yeah, cool". I give no follow-up and she is like "well ok, have a nice night" me: "u 2". haha. My female friend obviously knew she was trying to pick me up without appearing desperate, wanting me to take the reins. She goes to me "Why didn't you go buy her a drink or something?" I am just sitting there going: "Aww fuk". You don't want many moments of regret and "what ifs" but I am sure I've missed out on some wild bangs before I learned the ropes and got confidence.

Next

wut? i like your style!

Took a girl out to eat. I was real awkward and didn't wasnt good at conversation. After one particularly long lull the silence was starting to get to me so I blurted out the firt thing that came into my head.












"Do you like daggers?"

Funny, me and a lot of people I know from here always do the walking thing when pissed. Walked home 10 miles a few times aswell.

Lmao why is this daggers line a reoccurring theme?

Ha must be an Irish thing then. Hope you can handle your ale a lot better than he could though lol