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post 1465497181 10-07-2016, 02:28 PM
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Pics, non-FA antics, fuked a sloot (raw i presume)...

nothing to add other than repped bruh
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post 1465500381 10-07-2016, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Dubs740
You on dat Woll Smoth toe time OP?

TFW OP's mum had to make extra schit up for 'this little piggy'

-this little piggy went to the market
-this little pggy stayed home
-this little piggy had roast beef
-this little piggy had none
**ohh sheeitiitt...lil fuker has an xtra toe***
-ummm, this little piggy was an FA
-this little piggy went weee weee weee all the way home
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post 1465514651 10-07-2016, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Girthantoklops
Pics, non-FA antics, fuked a sloot (raw i presume)...

nothing to add other than repped bruh
Yep
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post 1465515101 10-07-2016, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted By Dota2Brah
all this work for condom sex with a 4/10

what the fuk. just play some video games or sports.
fkn lol so true
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post 1465515821 10-07-2016, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish
fkn lol so true
Yeah we didn't use one and she's much better than a 4 in my book.
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post 1465517891 10-07-2016, 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted By fj123
lol not bad OP!

she made you work for it though
its called having a persistent text game

op did nicely...gave me feels
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post 1465536931 10-07-2016, 07:36 PM
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i tried op's opener brahs



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post 1465537251 10-07-2016, 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted By Nocturnal310
i tried op's opener brahs



thats a cool opener.. but would it be bad to send that if u havnt messed a match for a few days?

seems like something u would send right away
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post 1465537411 10-07-2016, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted By polk95
Six foot white guy telling us it's easy to get laid off Tinder.

This is like Lebron James telling you it's easy to get into the NBA
stop making excuse for yourself *******.

Im a 6 foot black male thats def a 5/10 or less and Ive gotten laid multiple times off of tinder. Its not hard.

I dont smash whales or uggos either.
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post 1465540931 10-07-2016, 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Nocturnal310
i tried op's opener brahs



I'd say it's a good one to use consistently. It's always gotten me more replies than 'hey, how are you?"
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post 1465542251 10-07-2016, 08:22 PM
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good job op
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post 1465543131 10-07-2016, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Jayce_
I only have a possible target audience of 120,000 people in 3 cities (won't do more than 25 miles.) If you remove the fact half will be male, half will be elderly or children, 30,000, I will only meet up with girls 18 to 21. That's on average 4% of the population at best it is likely I can match with 1200 people. Excluding taking into account boyfriends, not on tinder, etc. So I am happy with what is over 10% of the female population in my area.

That's excluding single mothers, fat girls, ugly girls, so I am matching with more then enough.

Let's not pretend you're matching with thousands unless you live in a high population area
Bro i live in vermont and get hole off of tinder. Enough cope, holy hell
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post 1465543521 10-07-2016, 08:33 PM
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That conversation was basic a fuk. Two people mutually wanted to mingle and youre gonna write it off like you bagged this shiv with some wizardry? Na Jeff....

Glad you had fun though
post 1465544371 10-07-2016, 08:41 PM
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I hope this is a roll bread. Too many gay azz smiley faces and exclamation points.

Hey!
Kristin Come over

Ayy girl don't make me watch Lion King by myself

Fuking cringe dude

Have some respect for yourself. I'd rather never see another puss in my life than have to act like this to get it. And from a 5/10 at best? Lmao
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post 1465544911 10-07-2016, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted By FAH_Q
I hope this is a roll bread. Too many gay azz smiley faces and exclamation points.

Hey!
Kristin Come over

Ayy girl don't make me watch Lion King by myself

Fuking cringe dude

Have some respect for yourself. I'd rather never see another puss in my life than have to act like this to get it. And from a 5/10 at best? Lmao
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post 1465551141 10-07-2016, 09:43 PM
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The foot! Need answers naow!
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lmfao you really took a pic of her underwear
post 1465552041 10-07-2016, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted By FitnessBlue
The foot! Need answers naow!
brah go to page 1, some guy shopped op's foot
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post 1465552421 10-07-2016, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted By wollo7
brah go to page 1, some guy shopped op's foot
K den

Repped for making me feel retarded as fuk
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post 1465570141 10-08-2016, 02:07 AM
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Originally Posted By FitnessBlue
K den

Repped for making me feel retarded as fuk
Pls pls
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post 1465571771 10-08-2016, 02:45 AM
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Well done for actually delivering, but am I meant to be impressed that you hooked up with a chubby 6/10 sloot?

Never used tinder, but is it actually that hard to hook up with decent girls?
post 1465572051 10-08-2016, 02:50 AM
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Originally Posted By LexBrah
Well done for actually delivering, but am I meant to be impressed that you hooked up with a chubby 6/10 sloot?

Never used tinder, but is it actually that hard to hook up with decent girls?
I don't understand why you think she is chubby. I saw her in real life and she is thin as hell. Is skinny the new term for anorexic here on the miscy?
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post 1465572521 10-08-2016, 03:03 AM
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Being too direct about sex never actually worked for me. Usually you just agree on watching a movie for a first date and then you are always golden. But after a while I got kind of bored with that and I actually preferred to go on one date before to filter out the bad ones. Too many of them lie on their pics or are just plain awkward or boring.

It's way more fun drinking something together, eye ****ing her until she gets nervous and slowly escalating it. I like to play the game.
post 1465572551 10-08-2016, 03:04 AM
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Good job OP.


I personally haven't gotten tinder yet, scared to smash someone without a condom from there... and I hate condoms
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post 1465572991 10-08-2016, 03:14 AM
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Cograts on losing your v card OP, a whale is better than being a 23 yo virgin i guess
post 1465574021 10-08-2016, 03:47 AM
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lol @ the jealous hatred towards OP

OP, im totally stealing that opener.....your post is inspiration to us boyos.

although i AM curious what your profile pic looks like. im sure that had the biggest impact on her decision to hook up
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Originally Posted By IsthisreaLife
Best part about this thread is you taking pictures of her sleeping and her underwear on the floor, truly creepy. This is something a serial killler would do. Congrats on you first tinder smash
this lol, no h8.

and it looks like she wanted ur D real bad anyway, so I find all that extra texting garbage a waste of time

but at least u got farther than most miscers will in their lifetime
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This was captivating, read every word and loomed through pics with amazement. Hats off and bravo, brilliant.
post 1465577151 10-08-2016, 05:06 AM
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Good job mane, but i do notice the easy girls all have something familiar in looks. Just cant put my finger on it.
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post 1465577751 10-08-2016, 05:20 AM
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So you smashed a 5/10 from tinder.

Erm.......congratulations???
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