Here's how I lost my tinder virginity (pics)

10-09-2016, 04:27 PM

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Solid thread OP, multiple pics too, and a positive outcome of you getting dat gushy.

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10-10-2016, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted By SRTEvan⏩

repped for pics. did you raw dog that tinder sloot or nah?

Yep, I spent $15 on condoms but didn't even use one lmao.

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10-10-2016, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted By arlo235⏩

cool story bro. I used to chase tail all the time but now I like my long term relationship.

I just got out of one. I love the chase so much. I still smile thinking about this tinder hookup.

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10-10-2016, 09:39 PM

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dang OP, you really creamed inside of her without rubber ? that's amazing

if i were you, i'd have been soooo tempted to take photos pwahaha. and show to my bros.

if you dont mind my asking: what are some things that you wish you knew when you first started tindering, that you know now? (given the good advice you've already written on the OP post)

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10-11-2016, 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted By BIGanaria⏩

dang OP, you really creamed inside of her without rubber ? that's amazing

if i were you, i'd have been soooo tempted to take photos pwahaha. and show to my bros.

if you dont mind my asking: what are some things that you wish you knew when you first started tindering, that you know now? (given the good advice you've already written on the OP post)

Yeah, one second I was on top of her making out and poking her with my d*ck and the next second I'm inside of her. I couldn't take any more pics without her noticing.

Best advice is to give zero fcks. In the beginning I would worry about every word they said to me trying to overanalyze everything. Now their words are irrelevant so that makes rejection very easy to handle. Either they are coming over or they aren't. As simple as that.

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10-11-2016, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted By Pennzoil22⏩

They've been feeling entitled ever since ig was released back in '10, and it's only going to get worse from this point.

True man. I'm unsure if I want to lift on this planet anymore.

Originally Posted By Jayce_⏩

Why you even swipe on ugly birds?

I don't investigate pics that well. Their first pic will be a photoshopped one of their face and they'll look alright.. I think they're alright.. swipe without thinking or doing sufficient investigation. Or I just swipe because I'm trolling.

Originally Posted By skiier54⏩

Bro completely agree with you on this. I tried tinder for like 3 weeks in the summer, just swiped everyone and got like 60 matches but only one hot girl (7+/10) for every 8 or so girls. Rest were weird as ****. One somehow added me on skype and that's when I deleted the app. Real life in the summer, wearing a tank top = 100x easier. Also Milo is the man.

I'm not going to lie I used to have a couple hundred matches and I'm ashamed of it. You did well to only use it for 3 weeks.
I know those feels. One added me on ********. It was weird as fuk.
Agree bro, getting good looking girls irl is way more doable as you can use dat dere charisma to get your way.

10-11-2016, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted By MultiMediaWill⏩

--> at the end of night #2, I told her that she was my first tinder meet up ever and I asked if she could tell. She didn't even believe me. She couldn't tell at all. It's all about the confidence.

I've experienced this, it's so painfully true. Faking it till you make it is actually very doable and girls seem to respond well to it.

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10-11-2016, 12:24 PM

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Hey Kristin it's Will!

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10-11-2016, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted By MultiMediaWill⏩

Yeah that's not how it works son. She's only had two relationships one lasting 3 years and the other lasting 3 months ending this June. Her number can't be too bad.

Please bro. She came over to your hotel room and jumped in the bed when she had never met you and you had barely texted. Nothing wrong with sloots but you have to be able to recognise them, do you really think you are the first guy she has messaged with on Tinder. No, realise nothing separated you from the other guys she is smashing on tinder.

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10-11-2016, 12:46 PM

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10-11-2016, 12:47 PM

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im happy for u and all...but ur text game is kinda bad.

u can take the slight criticism as hate but its just my honest opinion

ps nobody but neckbeards care bout the debate

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10-11-2016, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted By MultiMediaWill⏩

Yep

You fuked a tinder sloot raw? Bro, why? Why would you do that?

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10-11-2016, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted By papi89⏩

I personally haven't gotten tinder yet, scared to smash someone without a condom from there... and I hate condoms

I feel the same, I don't think this is bad bro. It's called self respect and making sensible decisions.

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10-11-2016, 12:52 PM

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"What about tomorrow" that was the line in the convo when you know the deal was sealed.

Also OP Tinder is a looks game as much if not more than anything else don't act like any guy can do that.

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10-11-2016, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted By TugOfPeace⏩

I don't understand how some of you guys are so desperate. The girl in the OP is like 4-5/10 face. I would honestly rather fap than risk pregnancy/STDs/rape charges for that. Have literally gone over to a girl's place and walked out after 30min because she wasn't that attractive.

Disgusting.

Yep. And OP fuked her raw. What we have is called self respect and maybe we are just not so hedonistic? I really don't care about getting my number up with girls I don't want to see again or with sloots.

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10-11-2016, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted By OnePostPony⏩

Yep. And OP fuked her raw. What we have is called self respect and maybe we are just not so hedonistic? I really don't care about getting my number up with girls I don't want to see again or with sloots.

sounds like a cope

10-11-2016, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted By mazimi18⏩

im happy for u and all...but ur text game is kinda bad.

u can take the slight criticism as hate but its just my honest opinion

ps nobody but neckbeards care bout the debate

What about the text game do you recommend improvents?

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10-11-2016, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted By LIFTplusHOCKEY⏩

sounds like a cope

Honestly, even I don't know if it is. I have needs but when I go through the effort of swiping, texting and meeting a girl, if I don't see a future with her then I just feel dumb like I am wasting my time. What % of girls do you really connect with, it's tiny so you are wasting your time on so many sloots. Are worries about STD/pregnancy/crazy psycho's also just a cope? These girls are all strangers to you, you are putting your dink in strangers, I'm turned on thinking about it but actually doing it I think is a stupid thing to do. Just because it feels good doesn't make it a good decision.

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10-11-2016, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted By MultiMediaWill⏩

What about the text game do you recommend improvents?

While I agree that there are improvements to be made, when her answers were "ehhhh" and "maybee" and "yaaasss" then you didn't have much to work with, and I'm proud of you for succeeding.

Wonderful conquest. I think I repped you in the tinder thread.

10-11-2016, 01:50 PM

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she sounds like a moron

and all this brag for snagging a strong 3/10

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Misc complains about all the FA's and virgins clogging the board

OP makes thread about getting laid, provides text game advice and pics of chick

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Originally Posted By MultiMediaWill⏩

What about the text game do you recommend improvents?

If it works, don't fix it. This is The Misc....anything you do is wrong. You ain't know?

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[QUOTE=MultiMediaWill post_id=1465860541]Yep, I spent $15 on condoms but didn't even use one lmao.[/QUOTE][img]http://i.imgur.com/CGZmx2B.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=DeusExTerra post_id=1466073681]Misc complains about all the FA's and virgins clogging the board

OP makes thread about getting laid, provides text game advice and pics of chick

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[img]https://media.giphy.com/media/XreQmk7ETCak0/giphy.gif[img][/QUOTE]lol IKR. Lots of salty, lonely sailors in these waters nowadays.

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10-12-2016, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted By tpittma2⏩

lol IKR. Lots of salty, lonely sailors in these waters nowadays.

Srsly what happened to misc. It's overblown with FA.

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10-12-2016, 09:00 AM

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whenever i have a new girl over i like to wake her up like this:

A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
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reps to OP for not being a *******.

Also some of you are so butt hurt. He get mad at people for fukking, you think it's stupid when people don't fukk. What the fukk are we supposed to do?

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Originally Posted By devin45k⏩

reps to OP for not being a *******.

Also some of you are so butt hurt. He get mad at people for fukking, you think it's stupid when people don't fukk. What the fukk are we supposed to do?

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