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Thread: GF got a sexual surprise for me on my bday mad FAs?

post 1469362211 11-03-2016, 07:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Tsudo⏩
Op has a problem cumming too quickly.
post 1469362331 11-03-2016, 07:17 AM
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Originally Posted By Jacobcapra⏩
lmao Ok, just keep telling yourself that your 225 bench and your 13.5" arms is impressive


coping so hard
Lmao coping hard bc I have bigger arms than you and bench 315 for 3 without having 60% body fat. Lmao when his height starts with 5' =D
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post 1469362431 11-03-2016, 07:17 AM
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Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩
Lmao coping hard bc I have bigger arms than you and bench 315 for 3 without having 60% body fat. Lmao when his height starts with 5' =D
yeah, gonna go ahead and call BS on both those claims, and am confident that you can prove neither


lmao nice try though
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post 1469362481 11-03-2016, 07:18 AM
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Awful thread OP and you seem like a fukn *******
post 1469362581 11-03-2016, 07:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Jacobcapra⏩
yeah, gonna go ahead and call BS on both those claims, and am confident that you can prove neither


lmao nice try though
Lmao keep coping. Brb do you take your fatceps into measurement? And yes I do that weight fatboi keep coping
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post 1469362751 11-03-2016, 07:21 AM
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lol op ur a bitch u cant post shyt like this and expect to not get flamed
post 1469362761 11-03-2016, 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩
Lmao keep coping. Brb do you take your fatceps into measurement? And yes I do that weight fatboi keep coping
And not one shred of proof was seen that day.


brb I can bench 500 just trust me, I can do that weight and you're just coping because my girlfriend bangs me
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post 1469362971 11-03-2016, 07:23 AM
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Originally Posted By Jacobcapra⏩
And not one shred of proof was seen that day.


brb I can bench 500 just trust me, I can do that weight and you're just coping because my girlfriend bangs me
Lmao let me just record myself st the gym when I'm working. Strong copenits 315 for 3 not that hard boyo. And I don't need to get fat to do it
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post 1469363361 11-03-2016, 07:27 AM
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Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩
Lmao let me just record myself st the gym when I'm working. Strong copenits 315 for 3 not that hard boyo. And I don't need to get fat to do it
lmao, k den you have no proof. That's what I thought. Assuming at this point you're frauding height and weight, too. Might even be frauding your GF's texts, seeing as the both of you text like 14 year old girls


in b4 you use the word cope like 10 more times ITT
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post 1469363421 11-03-2016, 07:28 AM
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You sound like fukin teenagers. planning it and sht. Brb American Pie. My wife would just wake me up with a cocksuking or something. Its not a suprise if you plan it you enormous *******. K bye
post 1469363581 11-03-2016, 07:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Jacobcapra⏩
lmao, k den you have no proof. That's what I thought. Assuming at this point you're frauding height and weight, too. Might even be frauding your GF's texts, seeing as the both of you text like 14 year old girls


in b4 you use the word cope like 10 more times ITT
Lmao I guarantee you 100% true lifts height weight everything keep coping if it makes you sleep at night though
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post 1469363761 11-03-2016, 07:31 AM
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Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩
Lmao I guarantee you 100% true lifts height weight everything keep coping if it makes you sleep at night though
Wow a 100% guarantee on stats and strength, from a top 5 cringiest poster on an online bodybuilding forum??? This must be legit!

I'm 6'3" 240 lb. lean, CEO 10K/day, 100% guaranteed guys!
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post 1469363931 11-03-2016, 07:32 AM
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lol @ op's girl calling him out on being a ten second tim

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post 1469364111 11-03-2016, 07:34 AM
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Stay safe OP.
post 1469364521 11-03-2016, 07:39 AM
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Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩
Lmao let me just record myself st the gym when I'm working. Strong copenits 315 for 3 not that hard boyo. And I don't need to get fat to do it
ITT OP does a lot of talking.

Brb no pics of sloot
Brb no pics of lift
Brb OP is closet homer
post 1469364541 11-03-2016, 07:40 AM
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Originally Posted By Jacobcapra⏩
Wow a 100% guarantee on stats and strength, from a top 5 cringiest poster on an online bodybuilding forum??? This must be legit!

I'm 6'3" 240 lb. lean, CEO 10K/day, 100% guaranteed guys!
Lmao denial. Wish I did have proof of strength but prof pic shoes height (girl is 5'5)
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post 1469364701 11-03-2016, 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted By Joesywhales⏩
ITT OP does a lot of talking.

Brb no pics of sloot
Brb no pics of lift
Brb OP is closet homer
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post 1469364841 11-03-2016, 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
I can confirm, I am sexual surprise



Just dont cum too quickly OP.
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post 1469364981 11-03-2016, 07:43 AM
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Oh, it's THIS ******* again, who has his gf as "princess" on his phone.

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Originally Posted By FrontDoublePie⏩
You sound like fukin teenagers. planning it and sht. Brb American Pie. My wife would just wake me up with a cocksuking or something. Its not a suprise if you plan it you enormous *******. K bye
This.

Fkn lol. Millions of guys (like me) get this chit on a regular basis. Lmao @ boasting about it here.. and PLANNING it, as if it's like a cooking recipe. What the fk is this crap
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Hey OP your GF just called to set everything up!! I'm supposed to be waiting in the hotel room for you all then down to business. It's going to be special because normally we don't include you
post 1469365101 11-03-2016, 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted By Ashfrolicious⏩
Oh, it's THIS ******* again, who has his gf as "princess" on his phone.

Beta cuck of the year



This.

Fkn lol. Millions of guys (like me) get this chit on a regular basis. Lmao @ boasting about it here.. and PLANNING it, as if it's like a cooking recipe. What the fk is this crap
Only cuck here is with you and those abysmal stats
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post 1469365871 11-03-2016, 07:53 AM
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Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩
Lmao denial. Wish I did have proof of strength but prof pic shoes height (girl is 5'5)
glossing over that it looks like you had a stroke mid-post....


"prof pic shoes height" is about as useful as a poopie flavored lollipop, assuming you're saying that you can tell your height from a pic next to some sloot


brb I'm 6'3" guys 100% guaranteed! You know it's true cause I also guarantee the height of the person person next to me! And the marginal, immeasurable difference in height between us!


lmao thread is going exactly how I wanted it to
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Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩
Only cuck here is with you and those abysmal stats
Face it, you're no FA rustler.

You're nothing more than a poser.Anyone who gets poosy regularly knows it ain't a big deal.And they certainly don't post CRINGE texts with their missus to a forum, and try to gloat about it.

Lmao @ you being some whiteknight cuck.... "Princess". Fukking *******.

She's probably sucking Chad/Tyrone's cawk on the side, given you're such a sycophant pussy.
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LMAO!
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Sounds like you might be the cuck and you"ll be there to clean up the creampie
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Originally Posted By Ashfrolicious⏩
Face it, you're no FA rustler.

You're nothing more than a poser.Anyone who gets poosy regularly knows it ain't a big deal.And they certainly don't post CRINGE texts with their missus to a forum, and try to gloat about it.

Lmao @ you being some whiteknight cuck.... "Princess". Fukking *******.

She's probably sucking Chad/Tyrone's cawk on the side, given you're such a sycophant pussy.



LMAO!
OP If your chick is the girl I'm your avi then this post is very accurate

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350 princess threads in and OP is still green, what the fuk are all you *******s ITT doing with your negs? This is what we've got 'em for
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Originally Posted By EssexBrah⏩
Just don't cum quick lol
lol'd at this as well
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In b4 OP's surprise is watching his gf get railed by another guy.
In Hoots We Trust.
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''You'll be laying back'' ''dont cum too quick''

She gonna milk your prostate cuzz
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She bought a strap-on.
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