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Originally Posted By benrhyno1989⏩
i'd say inguinal hernia surgery was the 10/10 for me while this is a 9/10.As close as I've been to 10/10 pain srs
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12-11-2016, 02:44 PM
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The stakes of this thread are getting high OP, negs are coming if you dont provide a go pro live stream colonoscopy within 7 days
12-12-2016, 03:20 AM
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Originally Posted By SeymourGains⏩
6 days leftThe stakes of this thread are getting high OP, negs are coming if you dont provide a go pro live stream colonoscopy within 7 days
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My mother was told she had multiple myeloma. Her stool was dark and her hemoglobin kept dropping like crazy. She has had over 150 blood transfusions and iron infusions. We didn't except the cancer theory and she saw several specialists. After 1 doctor did a camera doscopy, he found 3 bleeds in her stomach. He fixed them and she has not had anymore issues since.
OP, go to the Blood connection and donate blood. They will check your hemoglobin. If your number is 14 - 17 you are fine. Could be polyps.
OP, go to the Blood connection and donate blood. They will check your hemoglobin. If your number is 14 - 17 you are fine. Could be polyps.
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I remember having a colonoscopy once.
Thanks to the NHS I didn't have to pay a single penny for some fat guy to shove his fingers up my ass.
Thanks to the NHS I didn't have to pay a single penny for some fat guy to shove his fingers up my ass.
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Didnt read thread... something to look into.
Could be you have a bacterial infection (colloidal silver for solution) or injury from lifting weights.... either of these can cause reactive inflammation in the body. Persons with hlab27 genes specially get this and stomach problems is one of the symptoms.
I would also eat a 70% fruit diet with home made bone broth to look for changes.
Could be you have a bacterial infection (colloidal silver for solution) or injury from lifting weights.... either of these can cause reactive inflammation in the body. Persons with hlab27 genes specially get this and stomach problems is one of the symptoms.
I would also eat a 70% fruit diet with home made bone broth to look for changes.
12-12-2016, 07:40 AM
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Originally Posted By ThisIsSceaming⏩
If I went to the doctor everytime I had bright red blood on my stool I would be broke. Weightlifters are prone to hemorrhoids boyo.If it has been going on for 6 years, you are still in your 20's, and colon cancer or young adulthood cancer doesn't run in your family, it is extremely unlikely that you have it brah. Srs.
But you should go to the doctor for bloody stool, regardless. You could have other gastrointestinal issues that---while not life-threatening---need proper treatmant.
But you should go to the doctor for bloody stool, regardless. You could have other gastrointestinal issues that---while not life-threatening---need proper treatmant.
12-13-2016, 10:23 PM
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Just a quick update. I hadn't seen blood in a few days and my chits were normal... until tonight. I passed a pretty big one. It was a healthy color (light brown). I wouldn't have even known it had blood in it unless I used my phones flashlight. The very tip of the chit that came out of my ass last had bright red blood on it, as did the toilet paper.
I'm fighting like hell to get insurance but nobody really wants to work with me. Might have to fork over $150+/mo just so I can see a doctor about this for the next few months.
So still no diagnosis...
I'm fighting like hell to get insurance but nobody really wants to work with me. Might have to fork over $150+/mo just so I can see a doctor about this for the next few months.
So still no diagnosis...
12-14-2016, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted By SeymourGains⏩
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Originally Posted By SeymourGains⏩
The stakes of this thread are getting high OP, negs are coming if you dont provide a go pro live stream colonoscopy within 7 days
Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩
4 days left for go pro live streamJust a quick update. I hadn't seen blood in a few days and my chits were normal... until tonight. I passed a pretty big one. It was a healthy color (light brown). I wouldn't have even known it had blood in it unless I used my phones flashlight. The very tip of the chit that came out of my ass last had bright red blood on it, as did the toilet paper.
I'm fighting like hell to get insurance but nobody really wants to work with me. Might have to fork over $150+/mo just so I can see a doctor about this for the next few months.
So still no diagnosis...
I'm fighting like hell to get insurance but nobody really wants to work with me. Might have to fork over $150+/mo just so I can see a doctor about this for the next few months.
So still no diagnosis...
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩
It's not ****ing cancer. Relax.Just a quick update. I hadn't seen blood in a few days and my chits were normal... until tonight. I passed a pretty big one. It was a healthy color (light brown). I wouldn't have even known it had blood in it unless I used my phones flashlight. The very tip of the chit that came out of my ass last had bright red blood on it, as did the toilet paper.
I'm fighting like hell to get insurance but nobody really wants to work with me. Might have to fork over $150+/mo just so I can see a doctor about this for the next few months.
So still no diagnosis...
I'm fighting like hell to get insurance but nobody really wants to work with me. Might have to fork over $150+/mo just so I can see a doctor about this for the next few months.
So still no diagnosis...
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12-14-2016, 11:17 AM
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Lol at thinking cancer just stays the same for 6 years.
You'd be dead if it were cancer with tumors in your guts and lungs son. You would have known 5 years ago
You'd be dead if it were cancer with tumors in your guts and lungs son. You would have known 5 years ago
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12-14-2016, 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted By awwchit2⏩
Yeah but I read a bunch of chit about people not knowing for years. Colon cancer grows at a snails pace and some polyps take 5-10 years to become cancer.Lol at thinking cancer just stays the same for 6 years.
You'd be dead if it were cancer with tumors in your guts and lungs son. You would have known 5 years ago
You'd be dead if it were cancer with tumors in your guts and lungs son. You would have known 5 years ago
12-14-2016, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted By AhDo⏩
UC is ulceralitive colitis.da fuk, what is "UC" where you need a poop pouch?
J-Pouch was a two step process
1st step, they split you about 4 inches above the belly button to the top of your dik then use spreaders to keep you open then they perform a total colectomy (colon removal),create the "J-Pouch" by pulling small intestine down and connecting it to your remaining rectum (1.5mm) w/52 Teflon stitches then sew it shut 6 inches above the actual "J" area to let that heal, then give you a temp ileo ostomy. (temp ileos are on right side of abdomen/perm ileos are on the left side)
2nd step, 60-90 days they reverse the temp ileo ostomy and open up your J-Pouch.
You still technically have colitis as your rectum will have some. Common issues are blockages, malnutrition due to low absorption rates, dehydration, fatigue etc but 100% better than relying on pills. I used research chemicals since my surgery and recovered in less than 60 days the normal recovery is a year-ish. My only issue is carbs bloat me and I can get pouchitis where my rectal cuff gets inflamed and I **** water (my normal **** is applesauce now)
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12-14-2016, 01:10 PM
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Pretty sure 90% of people will get some form of cancer in their life. Oh well brah
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩
Those are old people. If a young person gets colon cancer, you better believe it's aggressive and you wouldn't be alive 6 fking years later posting about it on the misc.Yeah but I read a bunch of chit about people not knowing for years. Colon cancer grows at a snails pace and some polyps take 5-10 years to become cancer.
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UPDATE
There's a decent chance I have stage IV colon cancer with metastasis into my liver.
I still haven't seen a doctor yet, but the last 3 days every single one of my chits have been bloody. Usually light red, but this morning I had a dark red bloody chit. Then I chit again and there was no blood, but my bowel movement was literally white, close to like a pale clay color. From everything I read, pale feces is more of a warning sign than blood and usually signals liver failure or blockage in the colon that prevents stomach bile from doing its job. Now my stomach hurts and is cramping where my liver is located...
The symptoms line up too much to not be a fukking tumor. I'm so scared.
I really don't want to die, misc.
There's a decent chance I have stage IV colon cancer with metastasis into my liver.
I still haven't seen a doctor yet, but the last 3 days every single one of my chits have been bloody. Usually light red, but this morning I had a dark red bloody chit. Then I chit again and there was no blood, but my bowel movement was literally white, close to like a pale clay color. From everything I read, pale feces is more of a warning sign than blood and usually signals liver failure or blockage in the colon that prevents stomach bile from doing its job. Now my stomach hurts and is cramping where my liver is located...
The symptoms line up too much to not be a fukking tumor. I'm so scared.
I really don't want to die, misc.
12-23-2016, 06:03 PM
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Were all behind you brah. I skimmed abit through a page or two but saw you had funds issues? Have you thought of going to another country for cheaper healthcare? Not sure how it all works in the states
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩
You're going to make it bro, they can remove the colon and you will be alright.UPDATE
There's a decent chance I have stage IV colon cancer with metastasis into my liver.
I still haven't seen a doctor yet, but the last 3 days every single one of my chits have been bloody. Usually light red, but this morning I had a dark red bloody chit. Then I chit again and there was no blood, but my bowel movement was literally white, close to like a pale clay color. From everything I read, pale feces is more of a warning sign than blood and usually signals liver failure or blockage in the colon that prevents stomach bile from doing its job. Now my stomach hurts and is cramping where my liver is located...
The symptoms line up too much to not be a fukking tumor. I'm so scared.
I really don't want to die, misc.
There's a decent chance I have stage IV colon cancer with metastasis into my liver.
I still haven't seen a doctor yet, but the last 3 days every single one of my chits have been bloody. Usually light red, but this morning I had a dark red bloody chit. Then I chit again and there was no blood, but my bowel movement was literally white, close to like a pale clay color. From everything I read, pale feces is more of a warning sign than blood and usually signals liver failure or blockage in the colon that prevents stomach bile from doing its job. Now my stomach hurts and is cramping where my liver is located...
The symptoms line up too much to not be a fukking tumor. I'm so scared.
I really don't want to die, misc.
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩
bout to neg you every day until you update that you've seen a doctorUPDATE
There's a decent chance I have stage IV colon cancer with metastasis into my liver.
I still haven't seen a doctor yet, but the last 3 days every single one of my chits have been bloody. Usually light red, but this morning I had a dark red bloody chit. Then I chit again and there was no blood, but my bowel movement was literally white, close to like a pale clay color. From everything I read, pale feces is more of a warning sign than blood and usually signals liver failure or blockage in the colon that prevents stomach bile from doing its job. Now my stomach hurts and is cramping where my liver is located...
The symptoms line up too much to not be a fukking tumor. I'm so scared.
I really don't want to die, misc.
There's a decent chance I have stage IV colon cancer with metastasis into my liver.
I still haven't seen a doctor yet, but the last 3 days every single one of my chits have been bloody. Usually light red, but this morning I had a dark red bloody chit. Then I chit again and there was no blood, but my bowel movement was literally white, close to like a pale clay color. From everything I read, pale feces is more of a warning sign than blood and usually signals liver failure or blockage in the colon that prevents stomach bile from doing its job. Now my stomach hurts and is cramping where my liver is located...
The symptoms line up too much to not be a fukking tumor. I'm so scared.
I really don't want to die, misc.
I call these. life saving negs.
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12-23-2016, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩
Go to the doctor. I want to see a spoon pic ITT of the doctor about to put tools up your ass.UPDATE
There's a decent chance I have stage IV colon cancer with metastasis into my liver.
I still haven't seen a doctor yet, but the last 3 days every single one of my chits have been bloody. Usually light red, but this morning I had a dark red bloody chit. Then I chit again and there was no blood, but my bowel movement was literally white, close to like a pale clay color. From everything I read, pale feces is more of a warning sign than blood and usually signals liver failure or blockage in the colon that prevents stomach bile from doing its job. Now my stomach hurts and is cramping where my liver is located...
The symptoms line up too much to not be a fukking tumor. I'm so scared.
I really don't want to die, misc.
There's a decent chance I have stage IV colon cancer with metastasis into my liver.
I still haven't seen a doctor yet, but the last 3 days every single one of my chits have been bloody. Usually light red, but this morning I had a dark red bloody chit. Then I chit again and there was no blood, but my bowel movement was literally white, close to like a pale clay color. From everything I read, pale feces is more of a warning sign than blood and usually signals liver failure or blockage in the colon that prevents stomach bile from doing its job. Now my stomach hurts and is cramping where my liver is located...
The symptoms line up too much to not be a fukking tumor. I'm so scared.
I really don't want to die, misc.
Father had colon cancer this year. To be honest after 6 years if you had colon cancer it'd probably have spread to other bodyparts and you'd be dead already.
Regardless get to the fuking doctor you plebian.
12-23-2016, 06:18 PM
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you need to see a doctor tomorrow OP. also you're probably unknowingly dealing with some psycho****tic issues from all the stress.
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩
Lmao. You are using the symptom checker on google aren't you?UPDATE
There's a decent chance I have stage IV colon cancer with metastasis into my liver.
I still haven't seen a doctor yet, but the last 3 days every single one of my chits have been bloody. Usually light red, but this morning I had a dark red bloody chit. Then I chit again and there was no blood, but my bowel movement was literally white, close to like a pale clay color. From everything I read, pale feces is more of a warning sign than blood and usually signals liver failure or blockage in the colon that prevents stomach bile from doing its job. Now my stomach hurts and is cramping where my liver is located...
The symptoms line up too much to not be a fukking tumor. I'm so scared.
I really don't want to die, misc.
There's a decent chance I have stage IV colon cancer with metastasis into my liver.
I still haven't seen a doctor yet, but the last 3 days every single one of my chits have been bloody. Usually light red, but this morning I had a dark red bloody chit. Then I chit again and there was no blood, but my bowel movement was literally white, close to like a pale clay color. From everything I read, pale feces is more of a warning sign than blood and usually signals liver failure or blockage in the colon that prevents stomach bile from doing its job. Now my stomach hurts and is cramping where my liver is located...
The symptoms line up too much to not be a fukking tumor. I'm so scared.
I really don't want to die, misc.
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Originally Posted By Pown⏩
Thanks cuz. Yeah I'm broke. I can't even afford a doctor to give me the time of day. I have about $5 led to in bank account. Even if I wanted to I couldn't a seek medical care in another country because I i dont have a passport to leave the US. I wish I was Canadian.Were all behind you brah. I skimmed abit through a page or two but saw you had funds issues? Have you thought of going to another country for cheaper healthcare? Not sure how it all works in the states
Originally Posted By ekuhnn⏩
I'm working on it. The state is taking it's sweet time in reviewing my finances to get even to me ad affordable insurance. Hopefully after the holiday season I'll have an answer and coverage by FEbruary if I meet the deadline...bout to neg you every day until you update that you've seen a doctor
I call these. life saving negs.
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Daily.Lmao. You are using the symptom checker on google aren't you?
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Dude, you don't have colon cancer. Get it through your head.
I was EXACTLY the same as you were back in 2008, when I was convinced I had a brain tumor. It was completely ruining my life. I almost failed my entire semester in college. I was constantly depressed. I read tons of forums with people who had my symptoms and who were diagnosed with inoperable brain tumors. I was convinced I had it. I had horrible headaches and couldn't sleep properly. I had all the symptoms of brain cancer. Worst part is, the more I read about it online, the worse the pain got.
Lucky for me, I was under my parent's health insurance plan, but it took me months to get the courage to go see the doctor. I was so convinced that I had a brain tumor, I saw that going to the doctor was basically scheduling when I'm going to die. Doc gave me a referral to an Head, Ear and Neck doctor (w/e you call them). That doc gave me an appointment to get an MRI.
About 2 days later I get an MRI. I get home, super stressed about the results. Doctor calls me 1 day later to talk about my results. At this point, I was crying and knew I was going to meet my maker. I get to the doctor's office and I'm basically a broken wreck. What's even worse is that my doctor was 10 minutes late, so I assumed he was taking his time to rehearse how he's going to tell his patient that he has little time left to life. Doc comes into his office with his laptop with my brain scan enlarged. He turns around, smiles and says "You're perfectly healthy." I was absolutely shocked and floored. I was actually tearing up really fking hard in the office. It was embarrassing and at the same time, it felt like the entire universe was lifted off my shoulders. I was completely healthy and I found out my brain is larger than the average human brain. srs.
After I walked out of the hospital, all my pain completely disappeared. Completely evaporated. It was almost as if my brain completely faked all these symptoms and I made myself believe I have something which I didn't have. 100% true story, btw.
I was EXACTLY the same as you were back in 2008, when I was convinced I had a brain tumor. It was completely ruining my life. I almost failed my entire semester in college. I was constantly depressed. I read tons of forums with people who had my symptoms and who were diagnosed with inoperable brain tumors. I was convinced I had it. I had horrible headaches and couldn't sleep properly. I had all the symptoms of brain cancer. Worst part is, the more I read about it online, the worse the pain got.
Lucky for me, I was under my parent's health insurance plan, but it took me months to get the courage to go see the doctor. I was so convinced that I had a brain tumor, I saw that going to the doctor was basically scheduling when I'm going to die. Doc gave me a referral to an Head, Ear and Neck doctor (w/e you call them). That doc gave me an appointment to get an MRI.
About 2 days later I get an MRI. I get home, super stressed about the results. Doctor calls me 1 day later to talk about my results. At this point, I was crying and knew I was going to meet my maker. I get to the doctor's office and I'm basically a broken wreck. What's even worse is that my doctor was 10 minutes late, so I assumed he was taking his time to rehearse how he's going to tell his patient that he has little time left to life. Doc comes into his office with his laptop with my brain scan enlarged. He turns around, smiles and says "You're perfectly healthy." I was absolutely shocked and floored. I was actually tearing up really fking hard in the office. It was embarrassing and at the same time, it felt like the entire universe was lifted off my shoulders. I was completely healthy and I found out my brain is larger than the average human brain. srs.
After I walked out of the hospital, all my pain completely disappeared. Completely evaporated. It was almost as if my brain completely faked all these symptoms and I made myself believe I have something which I didn't have. 100% true story, btw.
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Originally Posted By StiffSproles⏩
Your story made me very happy a and hslped to calm my nerves. I hope and pray that my result will be similar, but it doesn't look good for me at all. Honestly I started relaxing and not worrying about the worst case scenario as much lately until today. Now my chit is WHITE. Everything I read indicates this is liver/gallbladder failure or cancers and almost ALWAYS serious unlike blood which is a SOMETIMES serious. I'm so afraid to die...Dude, you don't have colon cancer. Get it through your head.
I was EXACTLY the same as you were back in 2008, when I was convinced I had a brain tumor. It was completely ruining my life. I almost failed my entire semester in college. I was constantly depressed. I read tons of forums with people who had my symptoms and who were diagnosed with inoperable brain tumors. I was convinced I had it. I had horrible headaches and couldn't sleep properly. I had all the symptoms of brain cancer. Worst part is, the more I read about it online, the worse the pain got.
Lucky for me, I was under my parent's health insurance plan, but it took me months to get the courage to go see the doctor. I was so convinced that I had a brain tumor, I saw that going to the doctor was basically scheduling when I'm going to die. Doc gave me a referral to an Head, Ear and Neck doctor (w/e you call them). That doc gave me an appointment to get an MRI.
About 2 days later I get an MRI. I get home, super stressed about the results. Doctor calls me 1 day later to talk about my results. At this point, I was crying and knew I was going to meet my maker. I get to the doctor's office and I'm basically a broken wreck. What's even worse is that my doctor was 10 minutes late, so I assumed he was taking his time to rehearse how he's going to tell his patient that he has little time left to life. Doc comes into his office with his laptop with my brain scan enlarged. He turns around, smiles and says "You're perfectly healthy." I was absolutely shocked and floored. I was actually tearing up really fking hard in the office. It was embarrassing and at the same time, it felt like the entire universe was lifted off my shoulders. I was completely healthy and I found out my brain is larger than the average human brain. srs.
After I walked out of the hospital, all my pain completely disappeared. Completely evaporated. It was almost as if my brain completely faked all these symptoms and I made myself believe I have something which I didn't have. 100% true story, btw.
I was EXACTLY the same as you were back in 2008, when I was convinced I had a brain tumor. It was completely ruining my life. I almost failed my entire semester in college. I was constantly depressed. I read tons of forums with people who had my symptoms and who were diagnosed with inoperable brain tumors. I was convinced I had it. I had horrible headaches and couldn't sleep properly. I had all the symptoms of brain cancer. Worst part is, the more I read about it online, the worse the pain got.
Lucky for me, I was under my parent's health insurance plan, but it took me months to get the courage to go see the doctor. I was so convinced that I had a brain tumor, I saw that going to the doctor was basically scheduling when I'm going to die. Doc gave me a referral to an Head, Ear and Neck doctor (w/e you call them). That doc gave me an appointment to get an MRI.
About 2 days later I get an MRI. I get home, super stressed about the results. Doctor calls me 1 day later to talk about my results. At this point, I was crying and knew I was going to meet my maker. I get to the doctor's office and I'm basically a broken wreck. What's even worse is that my doctor was 10 minutes late, so I assumed he was taking his time to rehearse how he's going to tell his patient that he has little time left to life. Doc comes into his office with his laptop with my brain scan enlarged. He turns around, smiles and says "You're perfectly healthy." I was absolutely shocked and floored. I was actually tearing up really fking hard in the office. It was embarrassing and at the same time, it felt like the entire universe was lifted off my shoulders. I was completely healthy and I found out my brain is larger than the average human brain. srs.
After I walked out of the hospital, all my pain completely disappeared. Completely evaporated. It was almost as if my brain completely faked all these symptoms and I made myself believe I have something which I didn't have. 100% true story, btw.
12-23-2016, 11:22 PM
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OP wtf are you waiting for? every state has free medicare for who can't afford it, I'm 30 and got free healthcare this year living in California and I'm healthy as fukk, the second I have an issue I'm going to a hospital...
12-23-2016, 11:29 PM
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OP wtf is wrong with you? If you are serious and not trolling go ask family or friends to help you pay for doctors visit -- a quick blood test and colonoscopy will tell you.
I'm sure there are options out there if you research From charities etc for people who are sick and have no money.
That or go g4P
I'm sure there are options out there if you research From charities etc for people who are sick and have no money.
That or go g4P
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12-24-2016, 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩
How much does a doctors visit cost?Your story made me very happy a and hslped to calm my nerves. I hope and pray that my result will be similar, but it doesn't look good for me at all. Honestly I started relaxing and not worrying about the worst case scenario as much lately until today. Now my chit is WHITE. Everything I read indicates this is liver/gallbladder failure or cancers and almost ALWAYS serious unlike blood which is a SOMETIMES serious. I'm so afraid to die...
IMO you have IBS with internal hemorrhoids causing the bleeding and severe anxiety which is going to make your symptoms 10x worse.
Probiotics, rutin, blackpepper corn and coconut oil will help immensely
12-24-2016, 12:34 AM
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Stop f*cking self diagnosing yourself and go to a doctor you absolute moron. The chances of you having colon cancer at such a young age isbasically nil. If you bothered to ****ing read anything in this thread from numerous posters, all your symptoms correlate to IBD. But no doubt you'll continue to google your symptoms daily and not ****ing do anything until it's so late and you end up having to have a bowel resection and you're sh*tting into a bag for the rest of your life You think I'm ****ing joke mate? To many miscers are sugar coating in this thread and pandering to your hypochondria.
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You have IBD or celiacs disease. You should go to a ER anyway.
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