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post 1471469221 11-16-2016, 09:22 PM
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Here's a blog written by a massage therapist who is "full service". When you're in the middle of the message, you ask her if this is a full service massage parlor. Profit??


MY NAME IS CJ, AND I'M AN EROTIC MASSAGE THERAPIST. NOW IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS - I WORK IN A MASSAGE PARLOR. EVER DRIVE BY ONE OF THOSE PLACES WITH A RED NEON SIGN THAT SAYS "SPA" AND WONDER WHAT GOES ON BEHIND THOSE BLACKENED WINDOWS? WELL I'M GONNA TELL YA MY MASSAGE PARLOR SECRETS! I'LL TEACH YOU WHAT A "HAPPY ENDING" IS AND ALL THE LITTLE TRICKS I USE TO GIVE ONE. SO JUST LAY BACK, RELAX, AND LET ME DO MY JOB... AND REMEMBER - I WORK FOR TIPS.

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post 1471470821 11-16-2016, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted By helpmee
OKAY LAST VISIT
This was a different place in a major city
It was Thai
Girl was 25-30
Small and Pretty good looking...
Like 7/10 Asian standard..
She was nice.. minimal English of course..
Was wearing a skirt..
Go into room.. I undress.. And lay face down
She starts the massage, its okay
She goes for the "tease" (playing with dick area)
And I put my free hand on her waist area
She pulls my dick down so its exposed
I put my hand on the front of her panties.. And feel a lump
Think weird.. she has a fat puss..
She tells me to flip.. I flip
Starts playing with my D
Tells me 40 extra to finish
I say okay
She takes off her shirt...
fake boobs.. poverty ones
reach to play with her fat puss.. (outside the panties of course)
She said "is it okay?"
I said "..........yes"
She than pulls her penis up into her waist band..
...

.. I was like wtf... I look and the head is poking out
Very small
uncut
I pull my hand away
look away
and she finishes her job
I leave

So I am kind of pissed that they were not upfront and I did not have a choice
(between penis equipped vs non penis equipped)

I look up reviews today and its common at this place.. its a 50/50 split and they do not say upfront

Not gunna lie and say I did not cum.. But the whole experience put me off
And made me think of the risks more..
So I am done for real
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post 1471474711 11-16-2016, 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted By helpmee
OKAY LAST VISIT
This was a different place in a major city
It was Thai
Girl was 25-30
Small and Pretty good looking...
Like 7/10 Asian standard..
She was nice.. minimal English of course..
Was wearing a skirt..
Go into room.. I undress.. And lay face down
She starts the massage, its okay
She goes for the "tease" (playing with dick area)
And I put my free hand on her waist area
She pulls my dick down so its exposed
I put my hand on the front of her panties.. And feel a lump
Think weird.. she has a fat puss..
She tells me to flip.. I flip
Starts playing with my D
Tells me 40 extra to finish
I say okay
She takes off her shirt...
fake boobs.. poverty ones
reach to play with her fat puss.. (outside the panties of course)
She said "is it okay?"
I said "..........yes"
She than pulls her penis up into her waist band..
...

.. I was like wtf... I look and the head is poking out
Very small
uncut
I pull my hand away
look away
and she finishes her job
I leave

So I am kind of pissed that they were not upfront and I did not have a choice
(between penis equipped vs non penis equipped)

I look up reviews today and its common at this place.. its a 50/50 split and they do not say upfront

Not gunna lie and say I did not cum.. But the whole experience put me off
And made me think of the risks more..
So I am done for real
post 1471478411 11-16-2016, 10:47 PM
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yeah... it happens.
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post 1471480691 11-16-2016, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Powerboiler
Be very very careful OP. This just happened in my city last month. Pretty messed up that our gov't does this.

http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-...ing-operation/

TLDR:
City of Seattle opens a fake massage parlor, undercover female cop does massage and tries to get men to buy extra "services", get arrested and charged for sex offenses, 204 men arrested in a week.
isnt that entrapment?
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post 1471480901 11-16-2016, 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted By helpmee
She than pulls her penis up into her waist band..
...

.. I was like wtf... I look and the head is poking out
Very small
uncut
post 1471481451 11-16-2016, 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted By helpmee
for aone time thingI will try it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA op you funny
post 1471481671 11-16-2016, 11:29 PM
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My life is so boring
post 1471482341 11-16-2016, 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Powerboiler
Be very very careful OP. This just happened in my city last month. Pretty messed up that our gov't does this.

http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-...ing-operation/

TLDR:
City of Seattle opens a fake massage parlor, undercover female cop does massage and tries to get men to buy extra "services", get arrested and charged for sex offenses, 204 men arrested in a week.
lol hard @ entrapment
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post 1471499161 11-17-2016, 05:51 AM
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its great
post 1471560701 11-17-2016, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted By bigbroski4u
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post 1471562061 11-17-2016, 02:29 PM
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post 1471562351 11-17-2016, 02:32 PM
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Keep on writing you're just raping yourself
(Nothing can take my mind away from Trashed and scattered again, I'm feelin' so low
You waste your breath while ****in' with me, my blood is so cold
My destination always unknown, I'll find my way there
But you Goddamn Mother****ers always wasting my time
I won't be the victim, but the first to cast a stone
Sedated nights to the bar room fights as metropolis takes it's toll
And don't you try to stop me, it's a place you'll never know
Don't try to judge or take shots at me, I'll never let you seize control
Play your game and walk away, your integrity don't mean ****, huah
Crawl on me you ****ing parasite, and I'm gonna take you out
post 1471562691 11-17-2016, 02:35 PM
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that last story tho LMAO

we toastin now?
post 1471562991 11-17-2016, 02:37 PM
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Lol you like smahing asian gilfs ?
post 1471563681 11-17-2016, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted By helpmee
ok

So I call her
She answers.. English is like 75%
Says she is not busy
I tell her 45 mins
She says call her 20 mins away
I shower and start driving ...
Get nervous and need to pee. Stop at a McD
She actually called me at 15 mins before appointment .. I said I was almost there
She tells me where to park and what door to go in..
I get to the location.. Honestly it is the best location for this type of thing
It is in a good area.. In a large building in what you think would be a dentist off type suite
I park go up elevator

Door opens and she is already at the elevator in her doorway .. Her place is next to the elevator
I walk in she says hi. And hugs me ..
She was older but Asian. (It was what I expected from the reviews)
She shows me the room
She asked how long.. I said 30 mins
She said $50
I gave her the money
She tells me to undress and she would be back

So I undress and put my clothing on that chair
I lay down on the massage table completely naked no towel face down
This is the table

blurry but I needed to sneak the pic fast.

So she comes in .. she talks alot..
asks my job.. where I am from (assume trying to make sure I am not police)
She asked me how I afford to live where I live at my age(expensive area)
Well she is doing the massage (I never had a pro massage so not sure if it was good)
She is asking if I work out. How old I am etc.. (either she says that to everyone or I assume the average person she sees in older and fat ... Most likely)
She has clothing on.. But is on top of me.. normal massage for like 5 mins
Well I am on the table face down.. She tells me to put my legs apart off the sides of the table
She starts massaging my legs and ass
She is reaching down at my nuts and says "feels good?"
I said yes.. and she starts playing with my balls
I am fully erect but my penis is facing up towards my belly button
Plays with my balls for a couple minutes
Tells me to turn over..
I turn over..
Penis facing the sky
She puts lotion on it and is playing with it..
I have some pre.. And she is playing with that lol
She sits on the table next to me and she takes my hand and put it on her thigh
She begins to go full out with the H
I ask if I can touch her (beta lol)
She takes her shirt off right away .. no bra
but says no nipples to sensitive.. (umm k)
So she continues with her thing and I could have finished .. So basically I could have got full H for the $50
But I tell her to stop .. before I came
me more?
her yes? what want?
me full
her yes.. $100
me okay
She takes off her shorts
And said "you top, you tell me before you finish and I put on condom"
I said .. "I will put it on now" ( not going to go raw on her lol.. not that crazy )
She puts it on and said "you big, me small"
I laugh (legit 8)
She lays down..
put it in and start going
She said "you can hold me" (I had my arms on the side)
So I do
And I would say I only did that for 10 mins (she is talking like you would expect)
finish
she takes off the condom and looks in it and says "I like your poison" (I was thinking wtf)
Well she cleans me up (penor)
Tells me
"you nice"
"next time cheaper for you"
asks
"do you have a girlfriend.. If yes don't tell her.. you still come"
keeps saying it will be less next time and to come like every month

I get dressed she holds my hand (weird)
And she said "I show you around"
"this my place"
And we walk around the place she shows me the rooms
she said she works alone and its her place only.
She shows me the bathroom and says wash hands
I was my hands and go to leave
she said hug
I hug her
she said "cheaper next time" to me again

So it was $150
reason I chose this place even though she was older was because it had plenty of reviews and the location was safe..
And she lives in the area and legit owns the location so I am not dealing with some trafficked girl
$150 was okay
But not sure if I will do it again
im harder than a calc exam right now
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was it labeled as THAI massage? that is red flag #1 for trannies. also, why did you pick that place when the reviews said not to go rofl
post 1471598211 11-17-2016, 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Dota2Brah
was it labeled as THAI massage? that is red flag #1 for trannies. also, why did you pick that place when the reviews said not to go rofl
It was Thai..
I was unaware Thai = code for tranny
I went to the review site that you need to pay for and I could not read the reviews (I do not pay for it)
I checked another site later and saw other people had the tranny experience
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post 1471599451 11-17-2016, 07:39 PM
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Friend had an experience with a ladyboy massage too, his friend set him up, the chances of you knowing it was a ladyboy was almost impossible since he was drunk, but he has his suspicions. Once he got past the embarrassment of finding out it was, he said it was best BJ hes ever had.
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lol OP, it happens to everyone until there ladyboy detector is up and running. Just tick it off the bucketlist.
Once he got past the embarrassment of finding out it was, he said it was best BJ hes ever had.
Well it's common sense that a man knows what to do better than a woman. (no homo)
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post 1475612841 12-18-2016, 07:32 PM
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UPDATE
Have not gone back
Next weekend I am going to go to a "private modeling" place
How it works is you pick a girl, pay for a room, she strips
And at the point you can pay her for whatever..
I expect to pay 180 or less for everything
Place is an hour drive
Will update with results
Its non Asian so it will be different
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post 1475613691 12-18-2016, 07:39 PM
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Been a year since my last thai massage experience. This thread is making me relapse!!

Where I go all the sloots have fake tits and take of their bras and let you feel their teds. I usually pay $20 but sometimes I get a HJ for $10. My friend scammed them and got a 1 hour massage and HJ for free lol. Bich slapped him for biting her nipple too. What a freak lmao

I once went there with a buddy after we had been shotting some Jager. When she was jerking me off i put my hand down her panty from the rear end. She let me touch her butthole but not her pusy. All I wanted was to feel that gushy gushy.
Sloots i swear.

Last time I went the sloot tried to finger my azzhole. Chit had me traumatized so I never went back
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Originally Posted By DmmBrah
Never pay for sex bro. Major key
Age: 21

Good luck with that when you're 30, kid.
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Originally Posted By HaiMeesk
Age: 21

Good luck with that when you're 30, kid.
Nor every 30 year old is a loser
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Originally Posted By helpmee
UPDATE
Have not gone back
Next weekend I am going to go to a "private modeling" place
How it works is you pick a girl, pay for a room, she strips
And at the point you can pay her for whatever..
I expect to pay 180 or less for everything
Place is an hour drive
Will update with results
Its non Asian so it will be different
fuark brah

thanks for the updates

lmao
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Originally Posted By helpmee
OKAY LAST VISIT
This was a different place in a major city
It was Thai
Girl was 25-30
Small and Pretty good looking...
Like 7/10 Asian standard..
She was nice.. minimal English of course..
Was wearing a skirt..
Go into room.. I undress.. And lay face down
She starts the massage, its okay
She goes for the "tease" (playing with dick area)
And I put my free hand on her waist area
She pulls my dick down so its exposed
I put my hand on the front of her panties.. And feel a lump
Think weird.. she has a fat puss..
She tells me to flip.. I flip
Starts playing with my D
Tells me 40 extra to finish
I say okay
She takes off her shirt...
fake boobs.. poverty ones
reach to play with her fat puss.. (outside the panties of course)
She said "is it okay?"
I said "..........yes"
She than pulls her penis up into her waist band..
...

.. I was like wtf... I look and the head is poking out
Very small
uncut
I pull my hand away
look away
and she finishes her job
I leave

So I am kind of pissed that they were not upfront and I did not have a choice
(between penis equipped vs non penis equipped)

I look up reviews today and its common at this place.. its a 50/50 split and they do not say upfront

Not gunna lie and say I did not cum.. But the whole experience put me off
And made me think of the risks more..
So I am done for real
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post 1475621641 12-18-2016, 08:46 PM
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This happened.
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Originally Posted By tk217
This happened.
Confirmation message from first
They tend to do a two call text type thing


I will try to take pics of next weekends events
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