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8/10, but has beef curtains. Yay or nay?
01-31-2017, 08:21 AM
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Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ****s. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?
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01-31-2017, 08:36 AM
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OP are you on that there homo time?
Pussy is pussy, as long as she has no big schlong between her legs, you shouldn't be considered.
Bish probably thinks that you are a ******* now.
step yo game up and man up.
Pussy is pussy, as long as she has no big schlong between her legs, you shouldn't be considered.
Bish probably thinks that you are a ******* now.
step yo game up and man up.
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01-31-2017, 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted By sunchine⏩
If the beef dangle turn a 360 angle

10-23-2017, 03:58 AM
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this thread made me feel a lot better. I used to show my husband misc threads about beefy pussies to validate that i needed the flaps cut off. I cut off half of them when I was in, like, 7-8th grade?? already tho, so, lmao
opie ur an absolute ***, you wouldnt even snake her drain? wtf its not like u hadta eat it.
opie ur an absolute ***, you wouldnt even snake her drain? wtf its not like u hadta eat it.
10-23-2017, 04:28 AM
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Fuk this thread delivers. Like the old misk. Great premise. Funny responses. Catchy one-liners. Would read to grandkids/10. Thanks for this gem, OP.
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10-23-2017, 04:31 AM
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I've experienced and like to suck on them while going down
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Originally Posted By animayn⏩
Thread bump from January. What were you searching for?this thread made me feel a lot better. I used to show my husband misc threads about beefy pussies to validate that i needed the flaps cut off. I cut off half of them when I was in, like, 7-8th grade?? already tho, so, lmao
opie ur an absolute ***, you wouldnt even snake her drain? wtf its not like u hadta eat it.
opie ur an absolute ***, you wouldnt even snake her drain? wtf its not like u hadta eat it.
10-23-2017, 04:35 AM
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Originally Posted By chickenbroc****⏩
ITT: miscers don't understand probability theory.Yeah I'm around 100. Apparently I'm due statistically but good news is I love horseradish so I'm gonna start carrying it with me. Maybe I'll see it on a Latina pussy so it's more authentic roast beef or maybe a black girl is like pastrami. Black on the outside pink on the inside.
10-23-2017, 04:49 AM
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I remember when I first experienced beef curtains lol
I pulled on one it kept getting longer lol I was like wtf man I could tie these in a knot.
Remember thinking wtf now, should I cram them back inside or something?
I pulled on one it kept getting longer lol I was like wtf man I could tie these in a knot.
Remember thinking wtf now, should I cram them back inside or something?
10-23-2017, 04:50 AM
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its genetic right? so no I woudnt care
10-23-2017, 04:51 AM
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Snip those curtains off while she's asleep...and don't worry, brah - it's just like clipping your fingernails.
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Originally Posted By 2thTEE82⏩
I have threatened to do this as a joke and it didn't end wellSnip those curtains off while she's asleep...and don't worry, brah - it's just like clipping your fingernails.
10-23-2017, 05:17 AM
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Originally Posted By Mudshovel⏩
It's a mood killer when you discover them for the first time.Man that blows. Never experienced massive curtains before.
If you literally just want to smash then go for it but if you enjoy fingering and eating da poosay then I dunno, it definitely put me off the girl I experienced. Has to have dat dere little sweet tidy pink goodness.
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10-23-2017, 05:29 AM
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Havent run into one ugly enough to stop me from smashing at least once when im ready to go but i made a thread about this a while back. Beef curtains are probably the biggest let down next to a giant fukking mole by her vagina/ass hole. I wouldnt keep seeing her.
10-23-2017, 05:42 AM
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It's actually really hot on fit/hardbod girls to be honest. I love pulling the panties to the side and running my fingers up and down her wet meaty cleft. Fat ol pussy lips grip your cock good too.
10-23-2017, 05:45 AM
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For a smash I don't care. But for wife/GF I couldn't handle the beef curtains.....I need me an aesthetic pussy to look at/day dream about.
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10-23-2017, 05:59 AM
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Is it ideal? No
Will I still ravage and eat it up? Absolutely. Maybe even grow to love it
Might I be a tiny bit jealous if my buddies mention their gfs clean slit? A little
I wonder if this is how some girls think about small dinks/growers/uncut.
Like, they'd prefer a meaty cut shower. But not an immediate deal breaker.
Like, It's not ideal but he makes me cum and otherwise treats me well so I'm happy.
But as soon as he slips up, I'll call my ex Chad to split me in two.
Will I still ravage and eat it up? Absolutely. Maybe even grow to love it
Might I be a tiny bit jealous if my buddies mention their gfs clean slit? A little
I wonder if this is how some girls think about small dinks/growers/uncut.
Like, they'd prefer a meaty cut shower. But not an immediate deal breaker.
Like, It's not ideal but he makes me cum and otherwise treats me well so I'm happy.
But as soon as he slips up, I'll call my ex Chad to split me in two.
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10-23-2017, 06:03 AM
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Originally Posted By bf527365⏩
Manly face = 7/10? Bruh, I think the reason you don't like the beef curtains is because you'd prefer a bi 'ole dong to suck onBruhhh for real? When I first met her I thought something was a little weird. She had a slightly manly face. Hmm wow. If srs that's interesting. She's probably have a 12 inch shlong if she was born a dude
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10-23-2017, 06:48 AM
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Originally Posted By Kraken⏩
you mean like a lot of, manlets, baldcels and small dicks must feel when they see/hear a girls requirements as 6ft 5, thick hair, 12"" cawk only. gotta be equal in 2017 brahThat makes me sad. I know a LOT of women are extremely self conscious about that, and with good reason; being judged for it. I cannot imagine being a 16 year old girl in high school, and over hearing a group of male teens talking about them and how chics are sluts or nasty that have them. It's got to be crushing.
Originally Posted By Lifetimebulk⏩
its like, you forget your cover story half way through and the true **** came outI wonder if this is how some girls think about small dinks/growers/uncut.
Like, they'd prefer a meaty cut shower. But not an immediate deal breaker.
Like, It's not ideal but he makes me cum and otherwise treats me well so I'm happy.
But as soon as he slips up, I'll call my ex Chad to split me in two.
Like, they'd prefer a meaty cut shower. But not an immediate deal breaker.
Like, It's not ideal but he makes me cum and otherwise treats me well so I'm happy.
But as soon as he slips up, I'll call my ex Chad to split me in two.
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10-23-2017, 06:52 AM
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You guys that get all worked up with how a vagina looks are some serious serious grade a pussies. (serious)
Edit: Lmao just scrolled up and realized I made basically this same post back in January #152
Edit: Lmao just scrolled up and realized I made basically this same post back in January #152
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10-23-2017, 07:06 AM
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Originally Posted By DropADuece⏩
It's called beef curtains because its where the beef goes
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10-23-2017, 07:17 AM
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10-23-2017, 07:33 AM
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Originally Posted By numb3rrs⏩
i haven't read this fukn thread, apparently i posted in it but don't remember doing so, but it's ok bb. it's kinda like circumcised vs uncircumcised - only people who actually give a fuk are 1) virgins on misc or 2) complete idiots, neither of which one should give a fuk aboutYup

would catch a mouthful of them curtains
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10-23-2017, 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted By numb3rrs⏩
same thing i think about anyone being judged for their appearance anytime - the people judging you aren't the people you should care about judgement from. fuk 'em all. just lol if u think some guy is about to fuk you then sees ur flaps and says 'ew no groce i'd rather suck a nice clean weiner and i'm not even gay' and does a 360 outta thereYou have much wisdom sir
and bro there are dudes wholovethat chit, srs. was talking to a dude who said he loves some meaty labia majora, wants them chits to reach his throat
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