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post 1481486271 01-31-2017, 08:21 AM
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If the beef dangle turn a 360 angle
post 1481488101 01-31-2017, 08:35 AM
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Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ****s. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?
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post 1481488211 01-31-2017, 08:36 AM
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OP are you on that there homo time?

Pussy is pussy, as long as she has no big schlong between her legs, you shouldn't be considered.

Bish probably thinks that you are a ******* now.

step yo game up and man up.
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post 1481489761 01-31-2017, 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted By sunchine
If the beef dangle turn a 360 angle
post 1523547321 10-23-2017, 03:58 AM
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this thread made me feel a lot better. I used to show my husband misc threads about beefy pussies to validate that i needed the flaps cut off. I cut off half of them when I was in, like, 7-8th grade?? already tho, so, lmao

opie ur an absolute ***, you wouldnt even snake her drain? wtf its not like u hadta eat it.
post 1523548231 10-23-2017, 04:28 AM
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Fuk this thread delivers. Like the old misk. Great premise. Funny responses. Catchy one-liners. Would read to grandkids/10. Thanks for this gem, OP.
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post 1523548341 10-23-2017, 04:31 AM
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I've experienced and like to suck on them while going down
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post 1523548421 10-23-2017, 04:34 AM
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Originally Posted By animayn
this thread made me feel a lot better. I used to show my husband misc threads about beefy pussies to validate that i needed the flaps cut off. I cut off half of them when I was in, like, 7-8th grade?? already tho, so, lmao

opie ur an absolute ***, you wouldnt even snake her drain? wtf its not like u hadta eat it.
Thread bump from January. What were you searching for?
post 1523548471 10-23-2017, 04:35 AM
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Originally Posted By chickenbroc****
Yeah I'm around 100. Apparently I'm due statistically but good news is I love horseradish so I'm gonna start carrying it with me. Maybe I'll see it on a Latina pussy so it's more authentic roast beef or maybe a black girl is like pastrami. Black on the outside pink on the inside.
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post 1523548801 10-23-2017, 04:49 AM
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I remember when I first experienced beef curtains lol

I pulled on one it kept getting longer lol I was like wtf man I could tie these in a knot.

Remember thinking wtf now, should I cram them back inside or something?
post 1523548831 10-23-2017, 04:50 AM
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its genetic right? so no I woudnt care
post 1523548901 10-23-2017, 04:51 AM
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post 1523548921 10-23-2017, 04:52 AM
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Snip those curtains off while she's asleep...and don't worry, brah - it's just like clipping your fingernails.
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post 1523549311 10-23-2017, 05:07 AM
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Originally Posted By 2thTEE82
Snip those curtains off while she's asleep...and don't worry, brah - it's just like clipping your fingernails.
I have threatened to do this as a joke and it didn't end well
post 1523549641 10-23-2017, 05:17 AM
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Originally Posted By Mudshovel
Man that blows. Never experienced massive curtains before.
It's a mood killer when you discover them for the first time.

If you literally just want to smash then go for it but if you enjoy fingering and eating da poosay then I dunno, it definitely put me off the girl I experienced. Has to have dat dere little sweet tidy pink goodness.
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post 1523549891 10-23-2017, 05:29 AM
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Havent run into one ugly enough to stop me from smashing at least once when im ready to go but i made a thread about this a while back. Beef curtains are probably the biggest let down next to a giant fukking mole by her vagina/ass hole. I wouldnt keep seeing her.
post 1523550331 10-23-2017, 05:42 AM
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It's actually really hot on fit/hardbod girls to be honest. I love pulling the panties to the side and running my fingers up and down her wet meaty cleft. Fat ol pussy lips grip your cock good too.
post 1523550451 10-23-2017, 05:45 AM
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Originally Posted By sunchine
If the beef dangle turn a 360 angle
Why is this kunt banned lol
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post 1523550461 10-23-2017, 05:45 AM
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For a smash I don't care. But for wife/GF I couldn't handle the beef curtains.....I need me an aesthetic pussy to look at/day dream about.
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post 1523550911 10-23-2017, 05:59 AM
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****ing hell wish i never saw this thread. Just had to throw out my ham sandwich i was halfway through eating
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post 1523551021 10-23-2017, 06:02 AM
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Is it ideal? No
Will I still ravage and eat it up? Absolutely. Maybe even grow to love it
Might I be a tiny bit jealous if my buddies mention their gfs clean slit? A little

I wonder if this is how some girls think about small dinks/growers/uncut.
Like, they'd prefer a meaty cut shower. But not an immediate deal breaker.
Like, It's not ideal but he makes me cum and otherwise treats me well so I'm happy.
But as soon as he slips up, I'll call my ex Chad to split me in two.
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post 1523551121 10-23-2017, 06:03 AM
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Originally Posted By bf527365
Bruhhh for real? When I first met her I thought something was a little weird. She had a slightly manly face. Hmm wow. If srs that's interesting. She's probably have a 12 inch shlong if she was born a dude
Manly face = 7/10? Bruh, I think the reason you don't like the beef curtains is because you'd prefer a bi 'ole dong to suck on
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post 1523552961 10-23-2017, 06:48 AM
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Originally Posted By Kraken
That makes me sad. I know a LOT of women are extremely self conscious about that, and with good reason; being judged for it. I cannot imagine being a 16 year old girl in high school, and over hearing a group of male teens talking about them and how chics are sluts or nasty that have them. It's got to be crushing.
you mean like a lot of, manlets, baldcels and small dicks must feel when they see/hear a girls requirements as 6ft 5, thick hair, 12"" cawk only. gotta be equal in 2017 brah
Originally Posted By Lifetimebulk
I wonder if this is how some girls think about small dinks/growers/uncut.
Like, they'd prefer a meaty cut shower. But not an immediate deal breaker.
Like, It's not ideal but he makes me cum and otherwise treats me well so I'm happy.
But as soon as he slips up, I'll call my ex Chad to split me in two.
its like, you forget your cover story half way through and the true **** came out
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post 1523553141 10-23-2017, 06:52 AM
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This thread needs to be burned to the ground
post 1523553221 10-23-2017, 06:53 AM
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You guys that get all worked up with how a vagina looks are some serious serious grade a pussies. (serious)


Edit: Lmao just scrolled up and realized I made basically this same post back in January #152
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post 1523553971 10-23-2017, 07:06 AM
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Originally Posted By DropADuece
It's called beef curtains because its where the beef goes

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post 1523554611 10-23-2017, 07:17 AM
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Originally Posted By numb3rrs
This thread needs to be burned to the ground
beef curtains detected
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post 1523554721 10-23-2017, 07:20 AM
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Only 2 females coping itt? Expected more.
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post 1523555651 10-23-2017, 07:33 AM
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Originally Posted By numb3rrs
Yup
i haven't read this fukn thread, apparently i posted in it but don't remember doing so, but it's ok bb. it's kinda like circumcised vs uncircumcised - only people who actually give a fuk are 1) virgins on misc or 2) complete idiots, neither of which one should give a fuk about

would catch a mouthful of them curtains
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post 1523556061 10-23-2017, 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted By numb3rrs
You have much wisdom sir
same thing i think about anyone being judged for their appearance anytime - the people judging you aren't the people you should care about judgement from. fuk 'em all. just lol if u think some guy is about to fuk you then sees ur flaps and says 'ew no groce i'd rather suck a nice clean weiner and i'm not even gay' and does a 360 outta there

and bro there are dudes wholovethat chit, srs. was talking to a dude who said he loves some meaty labia majora, wants them chits to reach his throat
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