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post 1481791541 02-02-2017, 05:54 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
She had time to ask? She had time to make it downstairs
You do know this was a satirical thread, right?

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post 1481791611 02-02-2017, 05:55 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
You do know this was a satirical thread, right?

Wasn't srs
post 1481792221 02-02-2017, 06:02 AM
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I would have packed her stuff and told her to leave immediately



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post 1481792551 02-02-2017, 06:05 AM
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Originally Posted By TommyRO⏩
I would have packed her stuff and told her to leave immediately



Not srs
Her arms and legs aren't broken...she can pack her own chit.
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post 1481793351 02-02-2017, 06:15 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
LMFAO...If I slapped my wife we'd be fighting...100% SRS.
What's the problem, you have the weight and reach advantage right? one-two one-two
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post 1481793901 02-02-2017, 06:21 AM
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Originally Posted By NotANun21⏩
What's the problem, you have the weight and reach advantage right? one-two one-two
Yeah but she has the legal advantage. Brothas don't get away with beating up white women.

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post 1481794201 02-02-2017, 06:23 AM
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I once broke up with a girl because she accidently farted in front of me couple weeks into dating. Srs. You should lawyer up bro.
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post 1481794341 02-02-2017, 06:25 AM
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Marriage.
























Not even once
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post 1481794541 02-02-2017, 06:26 AM
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lol pooping around the guy you're dating for the first time is TERRIFYING

legit brings anxiety. but once u break the ice, it's all good. me and my ex had hilar convos about our sh!ts after a while.
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post 1481794571 02-02-2017, 06:26 AM
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Originally Posted By GriecoR⏩
I once broke up with a girl because she accidently farted in front of me couple weeks into dating. Srs. You should lawyer up bro.
I have a 11:30 with this guy.



So you know I'm gonna be...

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post 1481794681 02-02-2017, 06:28 AM
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Originally Posted By BearTactics⏩
Marriage.
























Not even once
10 years in june boyo
Originally Posted By daisygirl713⏩
lol pooping around the guy you're dating for the first time is TERRIFYING

legit brings anxiety. but once u break the ice, it's all good. me and my ex had hilar convos about our sh!ts after a while.
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I know...I'm just talking chit. Did I mention she also wants a horse?

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post 1481794871 02-02-2017, 06:30 AM
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once my wife slipped away whilst we were in a BassPro shop and I knew she went to the bathroom to drop a deuce. I told the kids to please wait for me by the fish tank as daddy had to go yell at mommy 'for making a poopie'. Every step i took I got more enraged at her blatant disrespect for my shopping venture. I walked in to the womens bathroom and yelled "see you in the truck you disgusting schit taker!!" I heard her start sobbing as I walked out and grabbed the kids by the hands and left the store..checking the bass boats out in the lot as I walked to the truck as if trying to wash the disgust off of me. She remained silent for the trip home...head hung low knowing she ruined our families trip with her bowel movement.
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post 1481795171 02-02-2017, 06:34 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
once my wife slipped away whilst we were in a BassPro shop and I knew she went to the bathroom to drop a deuce. I told the kids to please wait for me by the fish tank as daddy had to go yell at mommy 'for making a poopie'. Every step i took I got more enraged at her blatant disrespect for my shopping venture. I walked in to the womens bathroom and yelled "see you in the truck you disgusting schit taker!!" I heard her start sobbing as I walked out and grabbed the kids by the hands and left the store..checking the bass boats out in the lot as I walked to the truck as if trying to wash the disgust off of me. She remained silent for the trip home...head hung low knowing she ruined our families trip with her bowel movement.
Lmao

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post 1481795811 02-02-2017, 06:42 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
On my way to interview divorce attorneys. I clearly have been involved in a fraudulent marriage.
good riddance op

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post 1481795941 02-02-2017, 06:43 AM
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Lies. Women don't poo.
post 1481796221 02-02-2017, 06:46 AM
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Originally Posted By Jax05⏩
good riddance op

make sure you keep the dog
The pupper stays with me. He loves me more anyway.
Originally Posted By MattBro95⏩
Lies. Women don't poo.
That's why I'm seeking a swift and immediate dissolution on grounds of fraud.
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post 1481796511 02-02-2017, 06:48 AM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
Thats nothing, i was in a rush to go out as i had to pick up a piece of furniture before the shop closed at 5pm and i needed my wife as it was on her credit card, anyway my wife was having a chit so i told her to "hurry up" to which she replied

"It's ok i'll cut it off and finish it later"
fukk this gay earth.
post 1481796571 02-02-2017, 06:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Benjinkan⏩
Truth, you can hold it for a bit, but once the turtle starts showing its head you aren't too far from touching cloth...
I call it kissing cotton...
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post 1481799301 02-02-2017, 07:14 AM
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Eh my house has 3 bathrooms and our master bathroom has a stall in it's own little room so we can close the door while someone else can still use the bathroom vanity mirrors/sink and whatnot. I already know my daughters and wife poop like champs. Disgusting.

For some odd reason my 16 yr old daughter always has the urge to poop at Marshall's when we are shopping there. That is like her home away from home. I always bust her chops about that. lulz
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post 1481799561 02-02-2017, 07:16 AM
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Originally Posted By SeymourGains⏩
Ok so earlier today she said she was off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.
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post 1481799651 02-02-2017, 07:17 AM
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Originally Posted By threeoneg⏩
I call it kissing cotton...
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post 1481800961 02-02-2017, 07:28 AM
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Originally Posted By niospecv⏩
Eh my house has 3 bathrooms and our master bathroom has a stall in it's own little room so we can close the door while someone else can still use the bathroom vanity mirrors/sink and whatnot. I already know my daughters and wife poop like champs. Disgusting.

For some odd reason my 16 yr old daughter always has the urge to poop at Marshall's when we are shopping there. That is like her home away from home. I always bust her chops about that. lulz
She probably gets anxious around your average Marshalls shopper.
Originally Posted By niospecv⏩
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post 1481802491 02-02-2017, 07:45 AM
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Did she actually poop in the shower while you were in it?



You made me think of Malodrax.




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Here's the thing OP, there's a certain way you treat a dollar store mat and a different way how you would treat a $100,000 Mercedes Benz S Class. Her actions just told me everything I needed to know about you.
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I bet she just so she could flush it and burn you in the shower with the hot water. You must have pissed her off recently.
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pics of wife?

Preferably ass pics.

(Not after she pooped thou)

Thanks,
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Originally Posted By EvertonFC2010⏩
Here's the thing OP, there's a certain way you treat a dollar store mat and a different way how you would treat a $100,000 Mercedes Benz S Class. Her actions just told me everything I needed to know about you.
Everton supporter = opinion invalid. You just tainted my entire thread.
Originally Posted By TheRougarou646⏩
I bet she just so she could flush it and burn you in the shower with the hot water. You must have pissed her off recently.
She said "I'm flushing"...so I took a step or two forward...didn't even feel it.
Originally Posted By kusok⏩
pics of wife?

Preferably ass pics.

(Not after she pooped thou)

Thanks,
I would never post a pic of my wife in this cesspool. Actually I'm quite surprised it took 58 posts for the request.
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i was on a date with a strong 9/10 in high school and kept smelling something awful while we were driving in my truck. i said something like "wtf smells so bad outside?" she replied "oh, that's me. i kind of have a stomach ache and i don't want to get cellulite from holding my gas in." crazy sloot was convinced that cellulite was caused by holding your farts in and the gas turns to bubbles in her a*s cheek fat since the cheeks are right next to the bunghole. i lol'd so hard that i still bought her dinner. dead srs
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Originally Posted By howimliving⏩
i was on a date with a strong 9/10 in high school and kept smelling something awful while we were driving in my truck. i said something like "wtf smells so bad outside?" she replied "oh, that's me. i kind of have a stomach ache and i don't want to get cellulite from holding my gas in."crazy sloot was convinced that cellulite was caused by holding your farts in and the gas turns to bubbles in her a*s cheek fat since the cheeks are right next to the bunghole.i lol'd so hard that i still bought her dinner. dead srs
Lmao...wait, this isn't a copypasta?
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