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Thread: Nicklol is gonna lose his viriginity! GTFIH! (celebrate)

post 1484147801 02-18-2017, 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Briisk⏩
We need to hire nick a misc slayer/consultant to guide him. We can pay 500reps/hr. Doesn't that one slayer live in toronto.. he doesn't post much anymore, what his name again?
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post 1484148461 02-18-2017, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Hashfoo⏩
In for flying leoslayer out to son him
Honestly.. I think i'm good..
this was the first time I ever invited a girl to my place.. so it was going to be bad.

and if she doesnt want to try again, I have other girls lined up.. I was getting too tangled up with too much at once anyways
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post 1484148691 02-18-2017, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted By itzcoolbrah⏩
taking in bets for the big night

1. Nick fuks it up before he can bang.odds 1.01
2. Chick is in bed and ready to fuk but nick ends the night with just a hookup.odds 1.20
3. Nick blows his load while shes foreplay suckin on his dink.1.30
4. Nick didnt realize the holes lower than he thought, and ends up falling asleep.1.45
5. Nick gets laid but finishes too quick.1.90
6. Nick the son of a long line of men who have successfully gotten laid take over his spirit and perform sex like a ****n animal on the poor girl, squirting and orgasming multiple times throughout the night, she becomes his fukbuddy shortly after.$500

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even if shes ugly its still a win for sure
fuk i was right on my multibet hahahaha
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post 1484148901 02-18-2017, 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
Felt good when I put my hands between her legs and she was moaning and grabbing me and making out at the same time.
I was like.. hmm, its working, shes enjoying herself



Whats not to believe?
this girl was nice to stay after the movie and stuff..
I am pretty sure I am just autistic tbh.



Idk.. I tried watching porn RIGHT before she came over and it didnt work either, it was some serious nerves or something.
bro next time dont go for the finger bang. just go straight to the fooking
post 1484149011 02-18-2017, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
Honestly.. I think i'm good..
this was the first time I ever invited a girl to my place.. so it was going to be bad.

and if she doesnt want to try again, I have other girls lined up.. I was getting too tangled up with too much at once anyways
To tell you the truth, it sounded like she didn't completely know what she's doing either. She knew the deal when she signed up. She knew you were a virgin and that it might not go smoothly. If a dude is having trouble getting it up, a girl with the slightest clue would know to start sucking.

You got this next time brah.
post 1484149101 02-18-2017, 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
Honestly.. I think i'm good..
this was the first time I ever invited a girl to my place.. so it was going to be bad.

and if she doesnt want to try again, I have other girls lined up.. I was getting too tangled up with too much at once anyways
Actually u right brah. Most of us phuck it up on our first chance, urs just came a bit later
post 1484149191 02-18-2017, 11:24 PM
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honestly, I think you did good op, atleast you knocked off a few goals and made actual progress.

your dik not getting hard is weird though, maybe she should suck it


id honestly get a hooker and make her suk it, see if you get hard.
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post 1484149371 02-18-2017, 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted By ItzcoolBrah⏩
honestly, I think you did good op, atleast you knocked off a few goals and made actual progress.

your dik not getting hard is weird though, maybe she should suck it


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lol he's 26????
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post 1484149531 02-18-2017, 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted By TommyRO⏩
lol he's 26????
lol and you putting him down says abit about yourself too.

why kick a miscer when hes down, that kindve chit ruins the misc
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post 1484150741 02-18-2017, 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted By ItzcoolBrah⏩
lol and you putting him down says abit about yourself too.

why kick a miscer when hes down, that kindve chit ruins the misc
this mofo is a troll and i stand by it lmao

every single one of his stories ends with self sabotage
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post 1484150861 02-18-2017, 11:44 PM
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Well this thread delivered the lulz.

Better luck next time Nick boyo. You're closer than you've ever been...
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post 1484151191 02-18-2017, 11:47 PM
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Dude you should have put some porn on, it definitely makes sense that your d1ck was dead. Performance anxiety happens, it happened to me when I was 16 and got my first BJ, I was literally like half hard, I remember my heart was racing. It's just lack of experience, you need to buy some viagra, worst comes to worst run to the bathroom watch porn then tell her to come in when your hard.
post 1484151931 02-18-2017, 11:56 PM
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got a boner just reading the story so i don't know how you failed
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post 1484152321 02-19-2017, 12:02 AM
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cliffs for reps. post #s of important posts pls.
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post 1484152401 02-19-2017, 12:03 AM
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Nick your problem is anxiety like many miscers have no doubt told you and I even sent you a PM with some stuff that should help. Although the experience was good for you just to dip you toe in the water you may not have made any progress if you don't work on your anxiety. Your dick works fine. Tbh you were extremely lucky for this to even happen. Not many girls are gonna take up your 'offer'.
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Originally Posted By PepperedAngus⏩
cliffs for reps. post #s of important posts pls.
Only read the "sex" story once so hopefully my memory will serve me well

- Through text, Nick admits to being a virgin and masturbates a lot during his free time

- Sloot isn't phased by this at all and is interested

- Sloot agrees to meet up with Nick

- Sloot waits in parking lot of his apt complex, leaves but then comes back

- Sloot has foreign accent (slight broken English) when talking "sexy" to Nick as he's massaging her

- Nick massages her too hard and they both agree it's his turn to get massaged.

- Both figuring out what to do next since real life is not scripted

- Sloot initiates for things to escalate...sexually

- Nick pulls out left titty and begins to suckle

- Nick then pulls out right titty for continuing suckling

- Sloot grabs for Nick's hard throbbing penis

- It turns out that Nick's penis is practically dead and was throbbing at all

- Nick tries to generate the power to become remotely hard, even a semi at this point, but to no avail

- Sloot leaves before Nick can even say good bye or hug

- Nick texts sloot to check if her car got towed since she's been parked in that lot for quite some time

- Sloot doesn't reply and it's been a while...about a couple of hours already, I think
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Originally Posted By QuitYourCrying⏩
Being in Toronto phucks with your head. I can relate to a lot of what he's saying. You never see white guys with women here.
wut? I lived there for 2 years and did fine.

LMAO at bags of sand and people falling for this
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Originally Posted By 2thTEE82⏩
Only read the "sex" story once so hopefully my memory will serve me well

- Through text, Nick admits to being a virgin and masturbates a lot during his free time

- Sloot isn't phased by this at all and is interested

- Sloot agrees to meet up with Nick

- Sloot waits in parking lot of his apt complex, leaves but then comes back

- Sloot has foreign accent (slight broken English) when talking "sexy" to Nick as he's massaging her

- Nick massages her too hard and they both agree it's his turn to get massaged.

- Both figuring out what to do next since real life is not scripted

- Sloot initiates for things to escalate...sexually

- Nick pulls out left titty and begins to suckle

- Nick then pulls out right titty for continuing suckling

- Sloot grabs for Nick's hard throbbing penis

- It turns out that Nick's penis is practically dead and was throbbing at all

- Nick tries to generate the power to become remotely hard, even a semi at this point, but to no avail

- Sloot leaves before Nick can even say good bye or hug

- Nick texts sloot to check if her car got towed since she's been parked in that lot for quite some time

- Sloot doesn't reply and it's been a while...about a couple of hours already, I think
perfect, lets reschedule.

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nice man, nervous on first time can understand could get up its normal
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Girls take it personally when a guy cant get it up for them. They think it's a reflection of their attractiveness. That's probably why she left and went NC.
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nicklol is gonna make it. she'll respond

perfect, let's reschedule
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Originally Posted By PepperedAngus⏩
perfect, lets reschedule.

On spread, will hit you again soon.
I'll be ready, bb
Originally Posted By MrGreenTea⏩
Girls take it personally when a guy cant get it up for them. They think it's a reflection of their attractiveness. That's probably why she left and went NC.
This makes sense since an erect penis is the most obvious sign that a guy is totally sexually attracted to a female when they're both naked together. When she sees a limp flaccid penis, in her mind, she thinks that she's not hot enough for the guy to get aroused and according to them, the "dead" penis is the absolute proof of that.

She's dealing with her own issues right now, like in how to be hotter for a penis to get hard.
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Originally Posted By k20z3⏩
Dude you should have put some porn on, it definitely makes sense that your d1ck was dead. Performance anxiety happens, it happened to me when I was 16 and got my first BJ, I was literally like half hard, I remember my heart was racing. It's just lack of experience, you need to buy some viagra, worst comes to worst run to the bathroom watch porn then tell her to come in when your hard.
I'm the total opposite to most miscers here. The more nervous I am, the more my dick is hard. The more comfortable I am, the more soft I am.

I'm the guy who sees a nice pair of tits and easily get a hard on the size of the statue of liberty. Not that that happens often, but when sex is offered, I'm ready to perform. Will never understand that can't get it up chit.
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you should have poped a viagra the first time , the nervousness ruined it for you, now you probably never want to try again since it went extremely awkward
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Sure you didn't get laid, but you had a girl touch your dink, which is a huge step in the right direction compared to where you were.

As for you not being able to perform, I'm not surprised. You've gone 26 years without anyone else handling your dick. You're just not used to it.
Originally Posted By Luc1fer⏩
I'm more disappointed you didn't get a blow job; d*ck will get hard even if you're anxious - she didn't try that I guess. And that feels better than condom sex anyway.
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Originally Posted By mr2spool⏩


fuark what a rollercoaster of emotion that post was
Truth. I got so anxious half way through it, I had to pause and recollect myself before finishing it. What the honest heck?!

The girl served herself up on a platter, all trussed up and he still couldn't do it...ahdonbilivit.

We are:

1. Being played by one of the GOAT trolls

Or

2. He's gay and in serious denial

No one is this awkward unless they are legitimately autistic and Nicklol's posts on the misc seem normal enough.
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Originally Posted By EAOP⏩
Truth. I got so anxious half way through it, I had to pause and recollect myself before finishing it. What the honest heck?!

The girl served herself up on a platter, all trussed up and he still couldn't do it...ahdonbilivit.

We are:

1. Being played by one of the GOAT trolls

Or

2. He's gay and in serious denial

No one is this awkward unless they are legitimately autistic and Nicklol's posts on the misc seem normal enough.
Go look up "ruthless truth" to get a look into the depravity of the human soul

I 100% believe it. Op's ego is enculcated with his past and he has 0 experience

Some people are absolutely hopeless (not in the actionable sense - but as in lost all hope)
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