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Thread: Nicklol is gonna lose his viriginity! GTFIH! (celebrate)

post 1484158391 02-19-2017, 02:18 AM
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See what did I tell you mofos? I knew he couldn't get hard because of porn/fapping. I highly doubt that chick will come back but at least you got some experience and to third base. And at all the guys saying he's a 8-9/10, dude is average.
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Cant believe everyone fell for it !!!

You just got trolled hard hahahahah
post 1484159491 02-19-2017, 02:45 AM
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pathetic.
post 1484159631 02-19-2017, 02:49 AM
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Originally Posted By EAOP⏩
Truth. I got so anxious half way through it, I had to pause and recollect myself before finishing it. What the honest heck?!

The girl served herself up on a platter, all trussed up and he still couldn't do it...ahdonbilivit.

We are:

1. Being played by one of the GOAT trolls

Or

2. He's gay and in serious denial

No one is this awkward unless they are legitimately autistic and Nicklol's posts on the misc seem normal enough.
it's just stress/anxiety due to his lack of self esteem and it being his first time. i've had a couple of instances where there's been a naked 8/10 infront of me and my dink just wouldn't respond, even when they'd try to use their mouth to wake it up. it's super frustrating, but i was going through really stressful/unhealthy periods at the time and my libido was a wreck.

nick, next time just pop a cialis a couple of hours before you see the sloot.
Never take it personal, even when it is.

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post 1484159971 02-19-2017, 03:08 AM
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at least give us some pics brah
post 1484160061 02-19-2017, 03:13 AM
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Nick, has she replied to your text ?
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Nick comes up with a great story obvious troll but still got me a few laughs.


Then there is the standard misc reply giving all sorts of wild advice about sex. Try this try that.... go see a doctor before hand.

These bruhs better hope it's a male doctor they see because if kissing , fingering and getting your cawk jerked by a woman doesn't arouse you then in afraid you may only get a pinger for men.


Good job on the troll tho nick
post 1484160101 02-19-2017, 03:14 AM
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Originally Posted By Oreyon⏩
Cant believe everyone fell for it !!!

You just got trolled hard hahahahah
yeah im feeling it now. this dude cant be this fkn autistic. man i get an erection just from playing with my girl lol and i consider myself pretty autistic/socially awkward.
post 1484162951 02-19-2017, 04:39 AM
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Too many people quick to jump to conclusions about his sexuality...

Performance anxiety is a real thing, it's happened to the best of us
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Could someone give some cliffs?

Last time I checked he was worrying about getting Netflix and the sloot was just about to come over.

What happened in the end?
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post 1484163691 02-19-2017, 05:02 AM
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Originally Posted By thigoonar⏩
Could someone give some cliffs?

Last time I checked he was worrying about getting Netflix and the sloot was just about to come over.

What happened in the end?
nick and her watched a 90 min movie and he didn't even put his arm around her

after movie nick doesnt know what to do and girl asks what they should do next, nick says idk

girl laughs at how shy he is.. asks him if hes comfortable a lot, if hes OK

nick says yeah

girl asks for a massage, nick obliges

nick asks for massage, girl obliges, nick tells her it was meh

she straight up asks "do you want to do stuff"

they start doing stuff

nick feels a wet vagina for the first time

girl starts jerking him off

nick cant get hard

girl says its ok we did a lot today, leaves

she goes NC (i think)

trolljob imo but thats what he says
post 1484163791 02-19-2017, 05:04 AM
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Is this thread worth reading?
post 1484163991 02-19-2017, 05:09 AM
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pics if her??

is she fat?

is she ugly?

it will explain anything
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post 1484164511 02-19-2017, 05:27 AM
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Congrats brah, at least you're no longer a 26 year old kissless virgin and made it to 2nd base.

Hopefully this gives you enough confidence to at least hang out with girls more, and then the "moves" and what to do will come alot more naturally to you and you wont be awkward around them anymore.

Always, always, ALWAYS make a move on a girl when "watching a movie" its so common theyre surprised if you dont
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post 1484167171 02-19-2017, 06:37 AM
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Gotta be a troll, no-one can be that clueless.

Atleast you did something.

Stop with all the embarrassing questions! Move her around and take her clothes off, don't ask for permission.
If a sloot goes to your apartment she wants to fuk. You shouldn't of made it further than 20 mins into the movie.

She must've been ugly as sin if you couldn't get hard.
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lol @ people still believing this annoying obnoxious troll. 19 pages of people falling for this guys obvious made up story and cheering him on despite him making it clear as day he's been a obvious troll for years. If you want to root on a real f/a to get laid go make a thread about HoustonMiscer.
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good job working through the shyness, Nick.i read post #417.
start where you are
post 1484172781 02-19-2017, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted By MrGreenTea⏩
Girls take it personally when a guy cant get it up for them. They think it's a reflection of their attractiveness. That's probably why she left and went NC.
Interdasting..
Originally Posted By solidus2k3⏩
nicklol is gonna make it. she'll respond

perfect, let's reschedule
hmm, we will see
Originally Posted By 300BLK⏩
I'm the total opposite to most miscers here. The more nervous I am, the more my dick is hard. The more comfortable I am, the more soft I am.

I'm the guy who sees a nice pair of tits and easily get a hard on the size of the statue of liberty. Not that that happens often, but when sex is offered, I'm ready to perform. Will never understand that can't get it up chit.
Trust me.. im the same way..
Originally Posted By EAOP⏩
Truth. I got so anxious half way through it, I had to pause and recollect myself before finishing it. What the honest heck?!

The girl served herself up on a platter, all trussed up and he still couldn't do it...ahdonbilivit.

We are:

1. Being played by one of the GOAT trolls

Or

2. He's gay and in serious denial

No one is this awkward unless they are legitimately autistic and Nicklol's posts on the misc seem normal enough.
This is 100% serious.. I am that bad..
I get laughed at literally every day because of my awkwardness.
I am convinced I am autistic.
Originally Posted By EnriqueBrah⏩
Nick, has she replied to your text ?
Not yet. lol.
Originally Posted By caprica6⏩
good job working through the shyness, Nick.i read post #417.
Thanks, its progress atleast
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
I get laughed at literally every day because of my awkwardness.
I am convinced I am autistic.
talk to a doctor since u obviously need some sedatives or tranquilizers for dat anxiety

nobody can be that bad

and the misc is prob the worst place for your mentality, assuming you're not a troll
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Does anyone else find it funny that the best a 26 yr old guy who lifts can do in Toronto is a 33 yr old chinese woman? If he was living in the midwest US he'd at least be able to hook up with a mid 20s 7/10 white chick once in a while.
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Originally Posted By Hoop_Dreams⏩
Too many people quick to jump to conclusions about his sexuality...

Performance anxiety is a real thing, it's happened to the best of us
This. Lots of guys get performance anxiety their first time, and that's at a normal age, now imagine being fking 26 and never having kissed a girl before 5 minutes ago.
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Strong no homo, but that entire text exchange was just too cute
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Just start soliciting some pros to get yourself more comfortable around women in a sexual atmosphere and to rack up some experience

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post 1484175011 02-19-2017, 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted By TheDude88⏩
Just start soliciting some pros to get yourself more comfortable around women in a sexual atmosphere and to rack up some experience

dead srs
I have some tinder girls and other girls I am talking to that I could use for that.

It will be better each time, lol

and if this girl comes back, il perform better and just get right to it when she comes srs
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Holy phuck nick that story was cringeworthy af. She was obviously there to furck you and you massage her? And forget that, from there you tell her to massage you? You couldn't tell her how sexy she was or something and kissed her while massaging her (that would evolve to sex)? Looollz

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Originally Posted By Quiggie⏩
Does anyone else find it funny that the best a 26 yr old guy who lifts can do in Toronto is a 33 yr old chinese woman? If he was living in the midwest US he'd at least be able to hook up with a mid 20s 7/10 white chick once in a while.
she might have been just what he needed, actually. a younger girl might have left after the movie, not knowing what to do. plus, i remember him saying he liked Asian girls. I think he likes all kinds, but i remember him hnngging for Asians.
Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
Thanks, its progress atleast
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Originally Posted By caprica6⏩
she might have been just what he needed, actually. a younger girl might have left after the movie, not knowing what to do. plus, i remember him saying he liked Asian girls. I think he likes all kinds, but i remember him hnngging for Asians.
if misc foots the flight cost will you go up to toronto to take nick's v-card?
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lol I told you brahs earlier that putting all this pressure on him was going to give him limp dick. It's stressful enough on your own but when you have 30 other 25 year olds waiting on him it just multiplies the anxiety lol
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