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Thread: Nicklol is gonna lose his viriginity! GTFIH! (celebrate)

post 1484298631 02-20-2017, 08:25 AM
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pics of girl?
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post 1484299441 02-20-2017, 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
"Great, do you like your eggs fertilized?"
Are you serious about your rep comment brah?

My problem is I literally dont know what to say.. I always say something stupid and they fade on me.

I am that autistic, lol
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post 1484299711 02-20-2017, 08:37 AM
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post 1484300091 02-20-2017, 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted By hiyooo⏩


How can you be limp? You sure you ain't gay? Next time have a drink or two and stop fapping to porn you fking idiot.

Misc gonna misc
This has to be the fail of the century... I got excited for him reading the text messages, just read the cliffs and facepalmed so hard it collapsed a star...
post 1484300371 02-20-2017, 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
Are you serious about your rep comment brah?

My problem is I literally dont know what to say.. I always say something stupid and they fade on me.

I am that autistic, lol
You're not autistic, you don't have friends right?
post 1484300401 02-20-2017, 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
Are you serious about your rep comment brah?

My problem is I literally dont know what to say.. I always say something stupid and they fade on me.

I am that autistic, lol
yeah man, you're in

don't give her a chance to fade on you

send her the fertilized eggs message or something else funny, and a couple more messages max

then ask her to meet up
post 1484300471 02-20-2017, 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted By Ashfrolicious⏩
Because they can be fun to play around with? Duh

Brb, going like a stallion for 5 hours straight (srs)
lol what ones have you played with breh?
post 1484301541 02-20-2017, 08:55 AM
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this is ****in hilarious

im gonna tell girls im a virgin now and see what happens

srs
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post 1484301731 02-20-2017, 08:56 AM
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cliffs pls
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post 1484302411 02-20-2017, 09:03 AM
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Originally Posted By ClaudeGiroux⏩
this is ****in hilarious

im gonna tell girls im a virgin now and see what happens

srs
Don't forget to mention that you spend your weekends fapping.

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post 1484303761 02-20-2017, 09:18 AM
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this is why I misc
post 1484310181 02-20-2017, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
yeah man, you're in

don't give her a chance to fade on you

send her the fertilized eggs message or something else funny, and a couple more messages max

then ask her to meet up
hmm, ok, lets see
Originally Posted By ClaudeGiroux⏩
this is ****in hilarious

im gonna tell girls im a virgin now and see what happens

srs
Why not?
It has scared off tons of girls, but this last girl gave me a chance
Originally Posted By FreshlySnipes⏩
Don't forget to mention that you spend your weekends fapping.

In for results
I dont know.. this is the kind of girl that seems like she wants an experienced guy




Also.. I think I need some dik pills... I have decent size.. but if I cant use it.. whats the use? , I dont want that to happen again SRS
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post 1484310421 02-20-2017, 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
hmm, ok, lets see



Why not?
It has scared off tons of girls, but this last girl gave me a chance



I dont know.. this is the kind of girl that seems like she wants an experienced guy




Also.. I think I need some dik pills... I have decent size.. but if I cant use it.. whats the use? , I dont want that to happen again SRS
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post 1484310481 02-20-2017, 10:15 AM
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I haven't read since the cliffs of your story, but did the girl go completely NC on you?
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post 1484310501 02-20-2017, 10:16 AM
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It happens bro, in fact it happened to me the first time. Although I did fap in the morning, not because of anxiety.
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post 1484310781 02-20-2017, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted By iZZmatic⏩
I haven't read since the cliffs of your story, but did the girl go completely NC on you?
No, she responded sayin shes goin on vacation tommorow and I said enjoy your trip and she said thanks.
I believe she would be down to come over again but miscers are laughing at me.
we will see!

but in the meantime I have this hot girl that just sent me an opener, maybe I can get her to come over this weekend and we can have some more action (lool)
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post 1484311051 02-20-2017, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
No, she responded sayin shes goin on vacation tommorow and I said enjoy your trip and she said thanks.
I believe she would be down to come over again but miscers are laughing at me.
we will see!

but in the meantime I have this hot girl that just sent me an opener, maybe I can get her to come over this weekend and we can have some more action (lool)
Cool. Even though it didn't go your way the first time, you should still try to continue with her, since I mean you're already in there. Maybe you should mediate or at least just for try to be more loose/carefree. You seem like you're in your head too much. But I look forward to your success.
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post 1484311231 02-20-2017, 10:22 AM
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Answer to brunch text:

"Let's meet up for drinks first, then I'll consider serving breakfast in bed."

or straight up

"How about breakfast in bed?"
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post 1484311551 02-20-2017, 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted By iZZmatic⏩
Cool. Even though it didn't go your way the first time, you should still try to continue with her, since I mean you're already in there. Maybe you should mediate or at least just for try to be more loose/carefree. You seem like you're in your head too much. But I look forward to your success.
Yes that is 100% true.. I live in my head, that is the best way to put it.
Originally Posted By PisseninMisc⏩
Answer to brunch text:

"Let's meet up for drinks first, then I'll consider serving breakfast in bed."

or straight up

"How about breakfast in bed?"
Interdasting.. I like the 2nd one, or something close to that.

I am trying to minimize the amount of work I have to do.. I dont drive and I dont have much free time besides the weekends.
But I DO have my own place.. so, thats an advantage
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post 1484312231 02-20-2017, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
Yes that is 100% true.. I live in my head, that is the best way to put it.



Interdasting.. I like the 2nd one, or something close to that.

I am trying to minimize the amount of work I have to do.. I dont drive and I dont have much free time besides the weekends.
But I DO have my own place.. so, thats an advantage
Just do it *******. Enough philosophizing about your ******* life. Send the text.
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post 1484312591 02-20-2017, 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted By Luc1fer⏩


http://autismcanada.org/about-autism...g-tools/adult/
I scored a 10 feels good to know I'm not autistic
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Originally Posted By TommyRO⏩
I scored a 10 feels good to know I'm not autistic
I got a 15 lol
post 1484318791 02-20-2017, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted By TommyRO⏩
I scored a 10 feels good to know I'm not autistic
Originally Posted By BlackScorpio91⏩
I got a 15 lol
the real test is: if you took the time to take the test, you're autistic period
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i got 32 on autistic test.
not gunna make it
post 1484320281 02-20-2017, 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted By FreshlySnipes⏩
All you need is in these 3 posts:
Post #1 (text convo leading up to her coming over)
Post #416 (story of what happened when she came over)
Post #632 (follow up text convo)

Cliffs:
- Nick texting with sloot from okcupid, says he spends his weekends fapping and is a virgin
- sloot offers to come over for sex (srs)
- she drives 1 hour to his place, they watch chitty movie whole way through with no moves made
- after the movie, she starts making moves and escalating for him (asking if he wants to give her a massage, asking if he wants to feel her tits, asking him to take off his pants, etc)
- when she gets to his dink he is limp
- she leaves abruptly and goes NC
- next day Nick texts inviting her to come back again, saying it will be better next time
- she finally responds saying she is going on vacation
Nick is 100% gay OR the girl is ugly. There is no other way he would be limp lmfao.
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Originally Posted By Hashfoo⏩
the real test is: if you took the time to take the test, you're autistic period
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post 1484320661 02-20-2017, 11:35 AM
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I got a 10 and Im disappointed because I like to think of myself as slightly more autistic than that to bank on those true authentic inner nerd powers.
post 1484320731 02-20-2017, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted By TommyRO⏩
I scored a 10 feels good to know I'm not autistic
Lol I scored an 18.

Close enough ehh.
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Strong score, wtf does it mean?

Some questions were stupid. "You enjoy chit chat?" Well, it depends on the situation. If it's at the gym or while I'm working, then HELL NO. If it's while I'm bored or not doing anything, then I enjoy it. This doesn't specify, so I just said I strongly disagree.
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post 1484321381 02-20-2017, 11:40 AM
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You are in the prime of your life lol. How did you go limp?
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