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post 1485965461 03-04-2017, 11:50 PM
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Come on, this can't be real life. Some of those have to be fake profiles. There is absolutely nothing wrong with confidence, it's actually an attractive quality. However, there is line into just being cocky, and then on to being obnoxious. Some of those <2/10's must have some mental illnesses and be just plain delusional. SRS. One trait of a narcissist is having a overly high opinion of themselves. Sociopaths can be like that too, they cannot see anything beyond themselves and can not relate to how others feel or see things so it would be normal for them to have that kind of opinion of themselves. Anyways, stay away. What's worse is they are so shallow and self absorbed they are the kind that would put a small amount of anti-freeze in your food every day so your kidney's shut down and then they collect the insurance money.
post 1485965471 03-04-2017, 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted By SaviorSelfJT
Well there you go. I make far more than 60, I'm about 12 percent bf but with a lot of muscle, my face is symmetric and I'm young. Only downside is that I'm 5'7 so I'll always be unattractive. What about the 90 percent of males that don't meet all three of your criteria? Should they just go hang themselves?
Nope, because they still find a woman to settle within their department. Go to any park, Walmart, Applebee's, etc.

If you want better, you have to be better. LOL at men and women lusting for someone outside of their department.
post 1485965551 03-04-2017, 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted By AndYUKnowThis
Nope, because they still find a woman to settle within their department. Go to any park, Walmart, Applebee's, etc.

If you want better, you have to be better. LOL at men and women lusting for someone outside of their department.
Re: "you have to be better"
I can't make myself taller brah

What do you mean by department? That is a truism; departments are defined by the laws of supply and demand. If 2/10 females are bagging 5/10 males then they are in the same department.
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post 1485965631 03-04-2017, 11:53 PM
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[QUOTE=Mercworx post_id=1485962421]IMO still the best one I personally have come across while out there.



[img]http://s17.postimg.org/evvhwiifj/4353d110c_e55d_4f3a_8840_5b5dbe5bf0a4.jpg


Aaaaaand


[img]http://s17.postimg.org/5gkogf6q7/6c3b9e50f_9174_4041_b302_be367add39cc.jpg

If you only saw her profile pic and went to meet her you would legit not recognize her.[/QUOTE]something similar happened to me years ago. i had decided on the spot that i was going to sit and finish the whiskey i ordered while waiting for her. she knew i was upset/over it so to keep the conversation going she bought me another whiskey. it worked out i guess
post 1485965661 03-04-2017, 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted By SaviorSelfJT
Re: "you have to be better"
I can't make myself taller brah
Sure you can. Limb lengthening surgery is a thing, brah. I don't know why manlets are so against it. I would do it in a second if I were under 6 feet.
post 1485965831 03-04-2017, 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken
Sure you can. Limb lengthening surgery is a thing, brah. I don't know why manlets are so against it. I would do it in a second if I were under 6 feet.
That fuks up your joints up big time. I probably wouldn't be able to lift weights anymore. If I get fat from no exercise, I won't be good enough for that woman with 4 breasts
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post 1485965851 03-04-2017, 11:56 PM
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Trump better fix this or im renouncing my citizenship
post 1485966211 03-05-2017, 12:05 AM
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my god white women age horribly
post 1485966611 03-05-2017, 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted By SaviorSelfJT
That fuks up your joints up big time. I probably wouldn't be able to lift weights anymore. If I get fat from no exercise, I won't be good enough for that woman with 4 breasts
So what? It can't be that bad or surgeons wouldn't do it. Fuarrrrrk.
post 1485966741 03-05-2017, 12:14 AM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken
I am a meat popsicle
Why is it that the genuine midget girls (4 footers) need to have a 6+ foot guy?

They must be psychologically damaged or something.
post 1485966781 03-05-2017, 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted By SaviorSelfJT
Re: "you have to be better"
I can't make myself taller brah

What do you mean by department? That is a truism; departments are defined by the laws of supply and demand. If 2/10 females are bagging 5/10 males then they are in the same department.
I see short dudes with decent girls all the time, so there goes your argument. Yes I stated 5'11 but that can be negated
post 1485966841 03-05-2017, 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted By InfinityThor
Why is it that the genuine midget girls (4 footers) need to have a 6+ foot guy?

They must be psychologically damaged or something.
They're looking out for their offspring.

Manlette + Manlet = Midget offspring
Manlette + Manmore = Potential Manmore
post 1485967011 03-05-2017, 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted By AnnacotSteel
Trump better fix this or im renouncing my citizenship
What we should do is round these 2/10's up, and exchange them with Mexico for 8/10+ Latina HBB's.
post 1485967121 03-05-2017, 12:23 AM
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post 1485967241 03-05-2017, 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted By Jasonw1178
What we should do is round these 2/10's up, and exchange them with Mexico for 8/10+ Latina HBB's.
ded srs immigration should be very loose for any single, attractive female ages 18-25. It would be a huge boost for our population.
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Threads like these are always great bc it shows how "smart" the average miscer is lmfao.
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post 1486000481 03-05-2017, 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken
This one gets 25 messages/day. That's 700 messages per month. SEVEN HUNDRED. brb committing sudoku.

brah u made me chock on my breakfest brah. wtf. CPR brah. SRS

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post 1486001131 03-05-2017, 10:41 AM
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You may as well go for the beautiful ones if theyre all gonna be like that
post 1486003011 03-05-2017, 11:04 AM
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I see like 1 or 2 of these out of everyone 100 swipes.
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post 1486003681 03-05-2017, 11:11 AM
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I'd seriously question a guy who gets rustled by this bull****. It's just a bunch of cope from ugly, delusional women.They might write down a big list of gibberish but do you think a guy of any genuine quality is going to marry something like this?
post 1486004691 03-05-2017, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted By AndYUKnowThis
I see short dudes with decent girls all the time, so there goes your argument. Yes I stated 5'11 but that can be negated


I said unattractive to 98 percent of women. The ones that you see are the 2 percent.
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post 1486005131 03-05-2017, 11:26 AM
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post 1486005371 03-05-2017, 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken
I had a 300+ pound single mother tell me a doctor was desperately in love with her, but she dumped him because he just didn't meet her standards. Buckle up boys. It's all down hill from here.















Why do you idiots say sh!t like "it's all down hill from here"??? The only reason why you would do anything but laugh at these whales is because you actually really want to date them but you don't qualify under their standards. Otherwise how does this affect your life?

Girls can claim they want whatever. You guys do EXACTLY the same posting these incredibly hot Instagram models. But the fact is 99% of you will never get one, just like these fat whales won't either. You'll find your way to women in your league and that's how it's always been. If you have something in particular to offer than other guys don't, then you'll do better (facial looks, money, personality, penis size and sex skill).

No wonder this is such a cesspool of losers
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Originally Posted By saiyar1
Why do you idiots say sh!t like "it's all down hill from here"??? The only reason why you would do anything but laugh at these whales is because you actually really want to date them but you don't qualify under their standards. Otherwise how does this affect your life?

Girls can claim they want whatever. You guys do EXACTLY the same posting these incredibly hot Instagram models. But the fact is 99% of you will never get one, just like these fat whales won't either. You'll find your way to women in your league and that's how it's always been. If you have something in particular to offer than other guys don't, then you'll do better (facial looks, money, personality, penis size and sex skill).

No wonder this is such a cesspool of losers
Duh most of us don't qualify under their standards. The average requirement for these whales is a six figure income, > 6 feet tall, and not overweight. Granted most of us are not overweight, but the vast majority of the misc won't satisfy the first these clauses.

And no we don't want to date them, but if we can't even hit the requirements for a whale, then how could we possible meet the requirement for a non-whale?

About posting the "hot instagram models" my standards are nowhere near that high. My only requirement is basically for a girl to not be overweight but apparently that is too fukin much to ask for.
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Originally Posted By BetaThanU
This generation is going to be so lonely when we're old lmao

Gonna lol so hard atold sloots in the nursing homewho still holding out for perfect Chad.
Those whales won't make it past 50 anyways.
Originally Posted By Jasonw1178
Come on, this can't be real life. Some of those have to be fake profiles. There is absolutely nothing wrong with confidence, it's actually an attractive quality. However, there is line into just being cocky, and then on to being obnoxious.Some of those <2/10's must have some mental illnessesand be just plain delusional. SRS. One trait of a narcissist is having a overly high opinion of themselves. Sociopaths can be like that too, they cannot see anything beyond themselves and can not relate to how others feel or see things so it would be normal for them to have that kind of opinion of themselves. Anyways, stay away. What's worse is they are so shallow and self absorbed they are the kind that would put a small amount of anti-freeze in your food every day so your kidney's shut down and then they collect the insurance money.
I think they are just trying to set boundaries. They want to avoid the guy going for an easy smash, than NC and never tell anyone, which is quite likely with those demihuman abominations in this thread.
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Originally Posted By SaviorSelfJT
Duh most of us don't qualify under their standards. The average requirement for these whales is a six figure income, > 6 feet tall, and not overweight. Granted most of us are not overweight, but the vast majority of the misc won't satisfy the first these clauses.

And no we don't want to date them, but if we can't even hit the requirements for a whale, then how could we possible meet the requirement for a non-whale?

About posting the "hot instagram models" my standards are nowhere near that high. My only requirement is basically for a girl to not be overweight but apparently that is too fukin much to ask for.
Setting minimal standards is the reason WHY women wont take you seriously. It shows you are easy to please. And they love a guy who presents a fukin challenge.
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Originally Posted By I3igAl
Those whales won't make it past 50 anyways.



I think they are just trying to set boundaries. They want to avoid the guy going for an easy smash, than NC and never tell anyone, which is quite likely with those demihuman abominations in this thread.
demihuman abomination crew***

Still wouldn't smash any of them though

And someone for an easy smash, NC and never tell anyone is probably exactly what half of these are looking for. Just look at the one who is currently married. Obviously she would want someone that would keep quiet.
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