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03-24-2017, 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted By stronglogic⏩
OP looks like chit compared to the greatest male model that ever graced the misc, aka jaffarbrahStrong frauden good looking, it's all angles/lighting/squinting eyes/photoshop
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03-24-2017, 10:49 AM
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Clearly a massively insecure woman who is trying hard to look like she is more than her tits and face when there's probably a list of guys who will tell you otherwise.
And OP is biting like a ***got.
Bro, cut the shiit and tell her to do the same. "what are you looking for in the immediate?"
Tell her you want to **** her. A woman who dresses like that and overcompensates for not wanting to look like just a pretty face is pretty much likely to give it up to you easily.
Unless she's also using angles. Just put your cards on the table. I doubt a woman like that is going to get stuck to you for aesthetic purposes (srs) when there are so many other cocks out there. So just enjoy your turn. A woman studying psychology and working part time on Bumble is still, like the rest, only good for fun.
And OP is biting like a ***got.
Bro, cut the shiit and tell her to do the same. "what are you looking for in the immediate?"
Tell her you want to **** her. A woman who dresses like that and overcompensates for not wanting to look like just a pretty face is pretty much likely to give it up to you easily.
Originally Posted By PelvicThrustBP⏩
If the dude on the left is you then she is definitely better looking than you lol. Seriously (no hate brah but she is aesthetic)....bad news boyo, none of my pics are photoshopped lol
only thing I do is either increase/decrease highlight/shadows/sharpness so it's a legible picture.
sometimes filter but I always set it at around 50ishhh %
thanks for the love though
only thing I do is either increase/decrease highlight/shadows/sharpness so it's a legible picture.
sometimes filter but I always set it at around 50ishhh %
thanks for the love though
Unless she's also using angles. Just put your cards on the table. I doubt a woman like that is going to get stuck to you for aesthetic purposes (srs) when there are so many other cocks out there. So just enjoy your turn. A woman studying psychology and working part time on Bumble is still, like the rest, only good for fun.
03-24-2017, 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted By RC2008⏩
Yeah you should have gone carnalClearly a massively insecure woman who is trying hard to look like she is more than her tits and face when there's probably a list of guys who will tell you otherwise.
And OP is biting like a ***got.
Bro, cut the shiit and tell her to do the same. "what are you looking for in the immediate?"
Tell her you want to **** her. A woman who dresses like that and overcompensates for not wanting to look like just a pretty face is pretty much likely to give it up to you easily.
And OP is biting like a ***got.
Bro, cut the shiit and tell her to do the same. "what are you looking for in the immediate?"
Tell her you want to **** her. A woman who dresses like that and overcompensates for not wanting to look like just a pretty face is pretty much likely to give it up to you easily.
03-24-2017, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
This chick is a little different from the social media sluts of today. She is actually trying really hard to impress guys with her pseudo intellectualism which is more disturbing.Yeah you should have gone carnal
If you are on Tinder or Bumble, I don't give a rats ass what your face looks like, you are open to just having fun. Don't fall for these weak shiit tests, they just cost you time and money. Just be up front and say you're just looking to have fun.
03-24-2017, 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted By RC2008⏩
you sound so salty for some reasonClearly a massively insecure woman who is trying hard to look like she is more than her tits and face when there's probably a list of guys who will tell you otherwise.
And OP is biting like a ***got.
Bro, cut the shiit and tell her to do the same. "what are you looking for in the immediate?"
Tell her you want to **** her. A woman who dresses like that and overcompensates for not wanting to look like just a pretty face is pretty much likely to give it up to you easily.
If the dude on the left is you then she is definitely better looking than you lol. Seriously....
Unless she's also using angles. Just put your cards on the table. I doubt a woman like that is going to get stuck to you for aesthetic purposes (srs) when there are so many other cocks out there. So just enjoy your turn. A woman studying psychology and working part time on Bumble is still, like the rest, only good for fun.
And OP is biting like a ***got.
Bro, cut the shiit and tell her to do the same. "what are you looking for in the immediate?"
Tell her you want to **** her. A woman who dresses like that and overcompensates for not wanting to look like just a pretty face is pretty much likely to give it up to you easily.
If the dude on the left is you then she is definitely better looking than you lol. Seriously....
Unless she's also using angles. Just put your cards on the table. I doubt a woman like that is going to get stuck to you for aesthetic purposes (srs) when there are so many other cocks out there. So just enjoy your turn. A woman studying psychology and working part time on Bumble is still, like the rest, only good for fun.
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Originally Posted By RC2008⏩
the only person that sounds insecure in this whole situation is you LOLClearly a massively insecure woman who is trying hard to look like she is more than her tits and face when there's probably a list of guys who will tell you otherwise.
And OP is biting like a ***got.
Bro, cut the shiit and tell her to do the same. "what are you looking for in the immediate?"
Tell her you want to **** her. A woman who dresses like that and overcompensates for not wanting to look like just a pretty face is pretty much likely to give it up to you easily.
If the dude on the left is you then she is definitely better looking than you lol. Seriously....
Unless she's also using angles. Just put your cards on the table. I doubt a woman like that is going to get stuck to you for aesthetic purposes (srs) when there are so many other cocks out there. So just enjoy your turn. A woman studying psychology and working part time on Bumble is still, like the rest, only good for fun.
And OP is biting like a ***got.
Bro, cut the shiit and tell her to do the same. "what are you looking for in the immediate?"
Tell her you want to **** her. A woman who dresses like that and overcompensates for not wanting to look like just a pretty face is pretty much likely to give it up to you easily.
If the dude on the left is you then she is definitely better looking than you lol. Seriously....
Unless she's also using angles. Just put your cards on the table. I doubt a woman like that is going to get stuck to you for aesthetic purposes (srs) when there are so many other cocks out there. So just enjoy your turn. A woman studying psychology and working part time on Bumble is still, like the rest, only good for fun.
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03-24-2017, 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted By TSBrah⏩
I just spit truth every time... Lol.you sound so salty for some reason
It's easy to think a woman on Bumble is worth more than a smash, or to play her game, like OP is starting to. Just smash and dash.
Originally Posted By Jhalf⏩
lol wut.. so, what do you call a woman who posts her tits and then says she's more than just looks and wants something serious? Strong.the only person that sounds insecure in this whole situation is you LOL
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Originally Posted By PelvicThrustBP⏩
what the f*ck man, stop writing an essay and ask the broad to come smoke a bowljust 4 u
gotta get G4P offers somehow
im actually a pretty wise person...horribly unintelligent, but wise. I know my weaknesses, but thanks brah.
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Sorry for taking so long, this question usually breaks me unless im in person. Made myself cringe with this one so, dunno how likely I'll get a response on that one.
SIDE NOTE: For people who think I actually talk like this...please...called adapting to the situation. We havin fun, just laugh.
gotta get G4P offers somehow
im actually a pretty wise person...horribly unintelligent, but wise. I know my weaknesses, but thanks brah.
6'3
one is ultra famous fit chick, cannot post name for obvious reason, but 90% of the people on here know who she is.
Sorry for taking so long, this question usually breaks me unless im in person. Made myself cringe with this one so, dunno how likely I'll get a response on that one.
SIDE NOTE: For people who think I actually talk like this...please...called adapting to the situation. We havin fun, just laugh.
03-24-2017, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted By RC2008⏩
****, I missed the tits?!I just spit truth every time... Lol.
It's easy to think a woman on Bumble is worth more than a smash, or to play her game, like OP is starting to. Just smash and dash.
lol wut.. so, what do you call a woman who posts her tits and then says she's more than just looks and wants something serious? Strong.
It's easy to think a woman on Bumble is worth more than a smash, or to play her game, like OP is starting to. Just smash and dash.
lol wut.. so, what do you call a woman who posts her tits and then says she's more than just looks and wants something serious? Strong.
Seriously though, I would call that a woman who is objectifying herself to find something serious. Sure she sounds a little insecure, I might even go as far to say as much, but I wouldn't write a damn paragraph about it on the misc when your opinion has been sufficiently stated.
A lot of "people" that use online dating can be insecure. Honest question, why do you care about it so much?
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03-24-2017, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted By Jhalf⏩
Why "people"? I guess because anyone on Bumble or Tinder has no soul.****, I missed the tits?!
Seriously though, I would call that a woman who is objectifying herself to find something serious. Sure she sounds a little insecure, I might even go as far to say as much, but I wouldn't write a damn paragraph about it on the misc when your opinion has been sufficiently stated.
A lot of "people" that use online dating can be insecure. Honest question, why do you care about it so much?
Seriously though, I would call that a woman who is objectifying herself to find something serious. Sure she sounds a little insecure, I might even go as far to say as much, but I wouldn't write a damn paragraph about it on the misc when your opinion has been sufficiently stated.
A lot of "people" that use online dating can be insecure. Honest question, why do you care about it so much?
Can't argue with that brah lmao. (Speaking from exp.)
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Originally Posted By RC2008⏩
lmao...this is why I miscClearly a massively insecure woman who is trying hard to look like she is more than her tits and face when there's probably a list of guys who will tell you otherwise.
And OP is biting like a ***got.
Bro, cut the shiit and tell her to do the same. "what are you looking for in the immediate?"
Tell her you want to **** her. A woman who dresses like that and overcompensates for not wanting to look like just a pretty face is pretty much likely to give it up to you easily.
If the dude on the left is you then she is definitely better looking than you lol. Seriously (no hate brah but she is aesthetic)....
Unless she's also using angles. Just put your cards on the table. I doubt a woman like that is going to get stuck to you for aesthetic purposes (srs) when there are so many other cocks out there. So just enjoy your turn. A woman studying psychology and working part time on Bumble is still, like the rest, only good for fun.
And OP is biting like a ***got.
Bro, cut the shiit and tell her to do the same. "what are you looking for in the immediate?"
Tell her you want to **** her. A woman who dresses like that and overcompensates for not wanting to look like just a pretty face is pretty much likely to give it up to you easily.
If the dude on the left is you then she is definitely better looking than you lol. Seriously (no hate brah but she is aesthetic)....
Unless she's also using angles. Just put your cards on the table. I doubt a woman like that is going to get stuck to you for aesthetic purposes (srs) when there are so many other cocks out there. So just enjoy your turn. A woman studying psychology and working part time on Bumble is still, like the rest, only good for fun.
maybe I'll make a bumble thread where I show a girl I'd actually wanna pursue...because some of yall are under the impression that this girl was gods gift to earth and I did everything in my power to try and get it in(like this guy quoted - strong everything jesus)
03-24-2017, 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted By RC2008⏩
exactly, can be male or female, I was pretty massively insecure when I was on tinder, and could only quell it by getting validation from the opposite sex.Why "people"? I guess because anyone on Bumble or Tinder has no soul.
Can't argue with that brah lmao. (Speaking from exp.)
Can't argue with that brah lmao. (Speaking from exp.)
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In for Chi brah success. Don't keep responding with this corny shiit. Just tell her you want to bang brah.
What are you on about mate?
03-24-2017, 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted By Tomatta⏩
Coworkers looked at me like I'm an idiot after laughing so much.Hopefully this is two separate measurements
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Originally Posted By RC2008⏩
blatant whores are boring...its pretty obvious you haven't tagged anything of quality so I don't even know why I'm bothering to respond.Just respond that you're looking to smash and post results.
It's actually even funnier that OP followed her lead with that response... On Bumble of peace.
It's actually even funnier that OP followed her lead with that response... On Bumble of peace.
It's a gigantic turn off when a girl is receptive to you just being like "wanna fuk bb" - and girls of quality will never be receptive to that **** unless you're famous and/or a billionaire.
let me keep doing my thing and you stay in your lane and we'll both live happily ever after
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strong everything...any1 else find it fukking ironic how two good looking people are writing essays to each other about how unimportant looks are.
this is the MOST poverty game i've literally ever seen on the misc..so cringy. this just goes to show what being tall and handsome does for a person. this guy can literally go FULL ASPERGERS and still get laid. just fukking all types of lol
this is the MOST poverty game i've literally ever seen on the misc..so cringy. this just goes to show what being tall and handsome does for a person. this guy can literally go FULL ASPERGERS and still get laid. just fukking all types of lol
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Text her,"I must say, engaging in discourse with you has been eye-opening, fulfilling and inspiring to say the least. That being said, my loins have started to reach new heights I thought could never be attained and it is now, I must ask you, how good will you work your mouth on me in the immediate?"
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Originally Posted By PelvicThrustBP⏩
Mind=blown. I have been doing it wrong all this timeadapting to what a girl opens with, successfully, is pretty witty buddy lol. believe it or not, my text game is 20x worse than my IRL game.
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Originally Posted By YIAMSOMEBODY⏩
Lmao the lord has spoken.Text her,"I must say, engaging in discourse with you has been eye-opening, fulfilling and inspiring to say the least. That being said, my loins have started to reach new heights I thought could never be attained and it is now, I must ask you, how good will you work your mouth on me in the immediate?"
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Originally Posted By YIAMSOMEBODY⏩
unfortunately she already went NC but I legit lol'd so why notText her,"I must say, engaging in discourse with you has been eye-opening, fulfilling and inspiring to say the least. That being said, my loins have started to reach new heights I thought could never be attained and it is now, I must ask you, how good will you work your mouth on me in the immediate?"
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How often do you get laid from dating apps?
Do chicks regularly seek you out for NSA, or they want more?
Do chicks regularly seek you out for NSA, or they want more?
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Originally Posted By American
like i said in a previous post, blatant over sexual girls are a giant turnoff. I like a challenge, I like a chase, and I loveeee sexual tension.How often do you get laid from dating apps?
Do chicks regularly seek you out for NSA, or they want more?
Do chicks regularly seek you out for NSA, or they want more?
So to answer your question...I might meet up with 1 girl out of about 500 on there...Also have to factor in I swipe no A LOT. I know angles/lighting because it's my job so girls can't really fool me on that chit.
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