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HBB sorority girl dies from eating 4 or 5 pancakes in contest
04-03-2017, 06:02 PM
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How the fuk does someone start "shaking uncontrollably" after eating a few pancakes? Medical condition? Drugs? Allergy? Just wtf mane.
Doesn't sound like choking? Or does it? Seems more likely to be a seizure to me.
Also feels so bad for her mother... assuming her and the Dad were married she has now lost a husband and a daughter... would suck azz.
Doesn't sound like choking? Or does it? Seems more likely to be a seizure to me.
Also feels so bad for her mother... assuming her and the Dad were married she has now lost a husband and a daughter... would suck azz.
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wth is this bullchit.. a prime HBB with heavenly sugarwalls dies from carbing up but BBW whales and hambeasts can choke down 10 pancakes a day and keep wasting oxygen
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rest in pancakes
04-03-2017, 06:04 PM
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04-03-2017, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted By JyzzMagnet⏩
wth is this bullchit.. a prime HBB with heavenly sugarwalls dies from carbing up but BBW whales and hambeasts can choke down 10 pancakes a day and keep wasting oxygen
Originally Posted By jonmcd46⏩
I feel that these two comments really epitomise the misc. A perfect representation of the wider personality of this place.I would've shoved something else down her throat to help dislodge the pancakes...
04-03-2017, 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted By tokelift⏩
She died as she lived...surrounded by loads.She choked to death in public, surrounded by loads of people and in a competition? Why weren't people helping her?
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04-03-2017, 06:11 PM
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"Kalamaras along with Sgt. Mike Paris, 34, and Officer Paul Medvegy, 46 tried the Heimlich maneuver on the unconscious and unresponsive young woman."
Who wouldn't?
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04-03-2017, 06:13 PM
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04-03-2017, 06:22 PM
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You are supposed to have the person lie flat on the ground and use both hands to pound on their chest (under the ribs on the diaphragm) to clear the airway
They default to this, I suspect, as with different body sizes the heimlich isn't always effective but either could do it
As a last resort a knife or sharp object can be used to stab into the throat
Depending on how jammed full it was of pancakes nothing may have worked I don't know
They default to this, I suspect, as with different body sizes the heimlich isn't always effective but either could do it
As a last resort a knife or sharp object can be used to stab into the throat
Depending on how jammed full it was of pancakes nothing may have worked I don't know
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RIP HBB. Ban pancakes.
04-03-2017, 06:23 PM
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why didnt they just pour a pitcher of water down her throat?
i prob would have drowned her trying to get that sht down
i prob would have drowned her trying to get that sht down
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04-03-2017, 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted By ByAssociation⏩
Im gonna go with no thx jeffYou are supposed to have the person lie flat on the ground and use both hands to pound on their chest to clear the airway
They default to this, I suspect, as with different body sizes the heimlich isn't always effective but either could do it
As a last resort a knife or sharp object can be used to stab into the throat
They default to this, I suspect, as with different body sizes the heimlich isn't always effective but either could do it
As a last resort a knife or sharp object can be used to stab into the throat
Would not feel safe stabbing someone in the neck
Inb4 you hit a major artery
04-03-2017, 06:25 PM
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No thanks I already had pancakes for breakfast
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That's phucked up. RIP Caitlin
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Last time I ate some pancakes all I got was cholera.
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Seems like some crazy kind of fate if it's true her dad was killed in the 9/11 attacks. Unlucky people.
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First time i had pancakes with whipped cream and banana slices I got a slight shiver, but never convulsions. WTF did they put on those cakes?
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Originally Posted By vik66⏩
Look! Blind trying to lead the blind!So much broscience ITT
choke=cant breath=brain cant oxygenate adequately= seizure. Sounds about right. And dislodging something for someones airways isn't as easy as the movies make it look.
choke=cant breath=brain cant oxygenate adequately= seizure. Sounds about right. And dislodging something for someones airways isn't as easy as the movies make it look.
Choking doesn't take you from fine to shaking uncontrollably that fast feggit.
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Inb4 pancakegate 2017 conspiracy theorists try to link this to 9/11 and blame it on W.
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Originally Posted By reddanak⏩
Not a med person, but couldn't she have gone into shock which led to a seizure? Feel like it'd be pretty easy to start freaking the fuk out if you couldn't breathe. But I honestly have no idea how this chit works.Look! Blind trying to lead the blind!
Choking doesn't take you from fine to shaking uncontrollably that fast feggit.
Choking doesn't take you from fine to shaking uncontrollably that fast feggit.
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Should have used more syrup.
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Originally Posted By reddanak⏩
Hypoxia can absolutely cause a seizure.Choking doesn't take you from fine to shaking uncontrollably that fast feggit.
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04-03-2017, 06:53 PM
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