Misc starts out strong, but the sheer numbers make even our fit and muscular bodies weary, until a reprieve comes when reddit/the_donald breaks ranks and joins team MISC. Half of the reddit video game section retreats when people upset about the crappy new Mass Effect game just up and go home. The remaining reddit SJW's build a wall of fupa whales as they wait for reinforcements from tumblr. Reinforcements arrive but prove useless as the MISC cut those spineless cry babies them down like a hot knife through butter. The MISC stands victorious... Over the horizon, Mark Zuckerberg slow claps, and then utters, "Kill them, kill them all" His army of ********, Twitter, CNN, ABC, etc marches forward , and the MISC braces itself to go down fighting.

One of me = 350 redditors.

I'm a lover not a fighter and tend to be gentle and patient with my kind......but I once got jumped by 7 girls in a bathroom in sketchy philly and beat them so shamefully they lined up afterwards to apologize. True story, unfortunately.

So if I have to fight all the reddit females, I shall.

Okay so..

Reddit:
- Large population, I don't know the raw numbers but I'm guessing Reddit outnumbers the misc at least 20 to 1.
- Absolutely dominating knowledge of computers and computer systems. If given the time could easily create serious tide-changing weaponry from Raspberry Pi's and whatever.
- A great variety and experience in a lot of different fields and skills. Reddit, unlike BB.com, does not have a specific focus. There are subreddits for every little thing that could come in handy in all out war (Cooking, Bushcraft, Archery, Sewing, etc)
- Sympathy points for being social underdogs. Reddit is not a vile and arrogant opponent. Reddit is mostly filled with depressed overweight passive aggressive middle aged men. Weak minded miscers could fall for this ruse and have second doubts about destroying the enemy. A seemingly defenseless enemy is not good for morale.
- Females. Reddit has lots of subreddits designed specifically for females. Most of these will be rabid feminists. They are not to be underestimated, these can be vicious and could easily slaughter weak willed miscers. Also since Reddit has such a population advantage a lot of time will pass before we have wiped them out. This could give them to chance to breed among themselves.

Misc:
- Absolutely dominating physical force. There are a lot of jokes about nobody lifting on the misc but everyone on the misc at the very least has SOME sort of interest in working out. Even the DYEL of the misc are miles ahead of the Reddit average fedora tipper.
- Hardened mentally after years of manly one-upmanship. The Misc communicates almost exclusively through insults. Everyone on the misc has something to prove. Contrast this with Reddit's overtly liberal passive aggressive community who only preach love and tolerance.
- Unique way of communicating. All of Reddit's memes have spread throughout the internet. We know how they talk. The Misc has its own lingo that is completely incomprehensible. This allows for covert communication along the front lines and can give us a significant edge.

The outcome will depend on a lot of factors. Mostly the battlefield and the allowed technology.

If weapons are allowed Reddit wins hands down, there is just too much knowledge to counter.

If it comes down to hand to hand combat the Misc stands a clear chance. As long as the misc sticks together in a large mass of oily bodies then the attacking outer Redditors can only focus on the outer Miscers. This will force one-on-one combat which the miscers (on average) will win. The exhausted miscers can then be moved towards the back of the mass and be tended to while a new outer line of miscers will battle the surviving redditors.

Okay so..

Reddit:
- Large population, I don't know the raw numbers but I'm guessing Reddit outnumbers the misc at least 20 to 1.
- Absolutely dominating knowledge of computers and computer systems. If given the time could easily create serious tide-changing weaponry from Raspberry Pi's and whatever.
- A great variety and experience in a lot of different fields and skills. Reddit, unlike BB.com, does not have a specific focus. There are subreddits for every little thing that could come in handy in all out war (Cooking, Bushcraft, Archery, Sewing, etc)
- Sympathy points for being social underdogs. Reddit is not a vile and arrogant opponent. Reddit is mostly filled with depressed overweight passive aggressive middle aged men. Weak minded miscers could fall for this ruse and have second doubts about destroying the enemy. A seemingly defenseless enemy is not good for morale.
- Females. Reddit has lots of subreddits designed specifically for females. Most of these will be rabid feminists. They are not to be underestimated, these can be vicious and could easily slaughter weak willed miscers. Also since Reddit has such a population advantage a lot of time will pass before we have wiped them out. This could give them to chance to breed among themselves.

Misc:
- Absolutely dominating physical force. There are a lot of jokes about nobody lifting on the misc but everyone on the misc at the very least has SOME sort of interest in working out. Even the DYEL of the misc are miles ahead of the Reddit average fedora tipper.
- Hardened mentally after years of manly one-upmanship. The Misc communicates almost exclusively through insults. Everyone on the misc has something to prove. Contrast this with Reddit's overtly liberal passive aggressive community who only preach love and tolerance.
- Unique way of communicating. All of Reddit's memes have spread throughout the internet. We know how they talk. The Misc has its own lingo that is completely incomprehensible. This allows for covert communication along the front lines and can give us a significant edge.

The outcome will depend on a lot of factors. Mostly the battlefield and the allowed technology.

If weapons are allowed Reddit wins hands down, there is just too much knowledge to counter.

If it comes down to hand to hand combat the Misc stands a clear chance. As long as the misc sticks together in a large mass of oily bodies then the attacking outer Redditors can only focus on the outer Miscers. This will force one-on-one combat which the miscers (on average) will win. The exhausted miscers can then be moved towards the back of the mass and be tended to while a new outer line of miscers will battle the surviving redditors.

I'm a lover not a fighter and tend to be gentle and patient with my kind......but I once got jumped by 7 girls in a bathroom in sketchy philly and beat them so shamefully they lined up afterwards to apologize. True story, unfortunately.

So if I have to fight all the reddit females, I shall.

Misc would win no question. I believe the better fight would be misc vs isis. You have to beat isis at their own game. You have to engage in gorilla warfare can you imagine like a 1000 of us jacked miscers raiding their camps oiled and shirtless in the middle of the night with loud techno music blasting? these terrorists will have no idea wtf is going on. you wanted 72 virigins you terrorists well now you are getting 1000

One other thing misc has at its advantage is that the redditers would probably get triggered by a miscer somehow and then complain about it on Twitter. Which would be enough of a distraction for miscers to take advantage.

I'm a lover not a fighter and tend to be gentle and patient with my kind......but I once got jumped by 7 girls in a bathroom in sketchy philly and beat them so shamefully they lined up afterwards to apologize. True story, unfortunately.

So if I have to fight all the reddit females, I shall.

Misc would win no question. I believe the better fight would be misc vs isis. You have to beat isis at their own game. You have to engage in gorilla warfare can you imagine like a 1000 of us jacked miscers raiding their camps oiled and shirtless in the middle of the night with loud techno music blasting? these terrorists will have no idea wtf is going on.you wanted 72 virigins you terrorists well now you are getting 1000

LOL'd this would end like 300, Miscers would drestroy thousands of redditors until they grow weak and tired from fatigue and are simply conquered by sheer numbers difference, unless we use our female miscers as a distraction and cook up a plan while redditors WK.

And what're the redditors armed with? Dildos and pitchforks?

Their 11 inch fatceps and womanly bod

Innnn

I do not believe that reddit has more weapons, misc firearms crew*

We could just rape them.... to assert our dominance.......

Innnn

I do not believe that reddit has more weapons, misc firearms crew*

We could just rape them.... to assert our dominance.......

Okay so..

Reddit:
- Large population, I don't know the raw numbers but I'm guessing Reddit outnumbers the misc at least 20 to 1.
- Absolutely dominating knowledge of computers and computer systems. If given the time could easily create serious tide-changing weaponry from Raspberry Pi's and whatever.
- A great variety and experience in a lot of different fields and skills. Reddit, unlike BB.com, does not have a specific focus. There are subreddits for every little thing that could come in handy in all out war (Cooking, Bushcraft, Archery, Sewing, etc)
- Sympathy points for being social underdogs. Reddit is not a vile and arrogant opponent. Reddit is mostly filled with depressed overweight passive aggressive middle aged men. Weak minded miscers could fall for this ruse and have second doubts about destroying the enemy. A seemingly defenseless enemy is not good for morale.
- Females. Reddit has lots of subreddits designed specifically for females. Most of these will be rabid feminists. They are not to be underestimated, these can be vicious and could easily slaughter weak willed miscers. Also since Reddit has such a population advantage a lot of time will pass before we have wiped them out. This could give them to chance to breed among themselves.

Misc:
- Absolutely dominating physical force. There are a lot of jokes about nobody lifting on the misc but everyone on the misc at the very least has SOME sort of interest in working out. Even the DYEL of the misc are miles ahead of the Reddit average fedora tipper.
- Hardened mentally after years of manly one-upmanship. The Misc communicates almost exclusively through insults. Everyone on the misc has something to prove. Contrast this with Reddit's overtly liberal passive aggressive community who only preach love and tolerance.
- Unique way of communicating. All of Reddit's memes have spread throughout the internet. We know how they talk. The Misc has its own lingo that is completely incomprehensible. This allows for covert communication along the front lines and can give us a significant edge.

The outcome will depend on a lot of factors. Mostly the battlefield and the allowed technology.

If weapons are allowed Reddit wins hands down, there is just too much knowledge to counter.

If it comes down to hand to hand combat the Misc stands a clear chance. As long as the misc sticks together in a large mass of oily bodies then the attacking outer Redditors can only focus on the outer Miscers. This will force one-on-one combat which the miscers (on average) will win. The exhausted miscers can then be moved towards the back of the mass and be tended to while a new outer line of miscers will battle the surviving redditors.

You have to factor in all the defectors from certain subreddits like the donald or whatever lifting subs they might have. Not to mention the mass of pacifists and wk's that would kowtow to the female miscers. I think if you allow miscers time to rest between skirmishes, the misc wins hands down. If not, the sheer number difference would exhaust and overwhelm us.

Yeah but... we birthed elliot rodger, the ice pick killer and nicklol. We aren't without our psychopaths.

you have my sword