04-14-2017, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted By SirFapsAIot⏩
Its crazy how much this sounds like the guy I just posted about.One Inch Willy
Average dad build, white guy. The guy would set the tricep pulldown machine to the entire rack and then use every shred of his being to pull the thing down about an inch and then he would violently do one inch repetitions while making a sound like this: UNNHH UNNHHH UNNHHHH UNHHHHH UNHHHH and he'd do that probably 15 times per set.
Average dad build, white guy. The guy would set the tricep pulldown machine to the entire rack and then use every shred of his being to pull the thing down about an inch and then he would violently do one inch repetitions while making a sound like this: UNNHH UNNHHH UNNHHHH UNHHHHH UNHHHH and he'd do that probably 15 times per set.
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04-14-2017, 01:02 PM
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04-14-2017, 01:03 PM
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At this gym I used to go to, there was this old manlet dude (maybe like 60 years old and like 5'5") that would take the tampons/pussy pads in the gym, put them on the power cages, and then start doing some weird karate stuff against them.
04-14-2017, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted By LazyGun⏩
what. no f'in wayAt this gym I used to go to, there was this old manlet dude (maybe like 60 years old and like 5'5") that would take the tampons/pussy pads in the gym, put them on the power cages, and then start doing some weird karate stuff against them.
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04-14-2017, 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted By LazyGun⏩
when will they learn..At this gym I used to go to, there was this old manlet dude (maybe like 60 years old and like 5'5") that would take the tampons/pussy pads in the gym, put them on the power cages, and then start doing some weird karate stuff against them.
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04-14-2017, 01:13 PM
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There's a guy who works out in the same black skinny jeans, boots, wife beater and beanie every day. Of course he only does upper body
At my old gym there was a guy who wore an altitude mask AND did shadow boxing. I guess if you're gonna be a douche you might as well go all out
At my old gym there was a guy who wore an altitude mask AND did shadow boxing. I guess if you're gonna be a douche you might as well go all out
04-14-2017, 01:23 PM
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There is this guy at my gym who was staring at some chicks ass while she was filming her squat. The video caught him and she uploaded it to our gym's Instagram account. Everyone laughs at the guy.
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04-14-2017, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted By SSM12⏩
aware lmaoThere is this guy at my gym who was staring at some chicks ass while she was filming her squat. The video caught him and she uploaded it to our gym's Instagram account. Everyone laughs at the guy.
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04-14-2017, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted By AgRyan⏩
We had a guy like that at our gym, except it was a sleeveless t-shirt with the neck hole part of the shirt cut lower to show the "cleavage" of his pecks. There was something wrong with that guy. (SRS)Have a guy that will wear wife beaters and pull them down to show his nipples. Like when chicks pull their tits out, it looks like that.
04-14-2017, 01:35 PM
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Corduroy Saddam
Older middle Eastern man, who looks exactly like Saddam Hussein. Always wears a brown corduroy suit with a striped shirt to the gym. That combination kinda makes him look like some carpet dealer. Never goes to the locker room, but walks directly to a free bench. He than proceed to folds the suit jacket and puts it next to the bench. He than proceeds to do his routine, which only consists of Flys, dumbbell benches and ab crunches. When he is done, he puts on his suit jacket again and leaves the gym.
Older middle Eastern man, who looks exactly like Saddam Hussein. Always wears a brown corduroy suit with a striped shirt to the gym. That combination kinda makes him look like some carpet dealer. Never goes to the locker room, but walks directly to a free bench. He than proceed to folds the suit jacket and puts it next to the bench. He than proceeds to do his routine, which only consists of Flys, dumbbell benches and ab crunches. When he is done, he puts on his suit jacket again and leaves the gym.
Originally Posted By AhDo⏩
Aware.There's this Asian guy who looks like Krillin/Asian Vin Diesel and always looks trashy as fuk wearing a chain and a wifebeater.
He's always staring at himself in the mirror like he's a work of art. He walks up to random people and brings up explicit pictures of him and ugly broads he supposedly banged on his phone to show off
He's always staring at himself in the mirror like he's a work of art. He walks up to random people and brings up explicit pictures of him and ugly broads he supposedly banged on his phone to show off
04-14-2017, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
I think every gym has the "Always in the shower/locker room guy" and "Naked old man that walks around the locker room for 20 minutes".lot of contenders but for now I'm gonna say "Kramer", dude seems to literally LIVE in one of the shower stalls, seems like he's always there at least for hours everyday and don't think I ever saw him anywhere else in the gym much less working out, seems like I always pass him when I first get to gym and walk by shower area to go pee and then he's still in there if I go pee before I leave, curtains r mostly closed but can tell it's same dude from his flip flops and towel plus by now everyone recognizes his feet
04-14-2017, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted By cheeseNmills⏩
Old fukker should be reported. As paying members, y'all shouldn't have to suffer with having to breathe in all of his emitted floating chit particles, especially if you're heavily breathing in air after an intense set.Massive old bodybuilder guy who looks like he slept under a sunbed for the past 20 years. Rocks a blonde-dyed Johnny Bravo haircut and farts all over the place with absolutely zero fuks given. He also randomly bursts into loud laughter sometimes and then you turn around and see he's not even talking with anyone.
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04-14-2017, 01:55 PM
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Why do all of you have weird people in your gym?? I have all normal people in my gym. Maybe I am the weird one...
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04-14-2017, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted By cheachea⏩
lol true and we have few of those too but I mean this dude spends hours literally in the actual shower with water runningI think every gym has the "Always in the shower/locker room guy" and "Naked old man that walks around the locker room for 20 minutes".
04-14-2017, 02:25 PM
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04-14-2017, 02:28 PM
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Handicapped kid at my gym stares at me the entire time I am lifting. Solid 20-30 seconds at a time even if he is mid exercise. It seems like he positions his exercises so he can get a better view of what I'm doing. If I make eye contact with him mid set he doesn't even budge, just keeps on.
04-14-2017, 02:30 PM
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THere's this little meatball older dude, probably in his 50's. Clearly on the techy tech and would have to be 5'4 tops. He just stares at people. He's had it out for me since I dropped a weight to hard one time and apparently it's given him tinnitus. Not sure he knows how tinnitus works but w/e.
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04-14-2017, 02:31 PM
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A couple years ago we had the lady who made loud sex noises every rep. Sounded like a porno the entire time she was in the free weight area.
Couldn't even hardly work out because we were all glancing at her cracking up trying not to laugh.
She would also kinda dance and do all these stupid moves while walking/jogging on the treadmill.
Also, I'm glad I finally went the home gym route last week
Couldn't even hardly work out because we were all glancing at her cracking up trying not to laugh.
She would also kinda dance and do all these stupid moves while walking/jogging on the treadmill.
Also, I'm glad I finally went the home gym route last week

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04-14-2017, 02:32 PM
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Ricky once broke both his legs in the leg press at my gym
Ricky once took all his clothes off and did a weird dance in the middle of the gym when the lights went out
Ricky is rarely seen outside his main habitat of the Smith where he does endless incline and OHP
Ricky shows people what will happen if you don't do your rows
Ricky wears tight white lycra shorts to the gym every time with nothing underneath
And brings a plastic bag with a big bar of chocolate and fizzy lucozade
Ricky is a legend
Ricky once took all his clothes off and did a weird dance in the middle of the gym when the lights went out
Ricky is rarely seen outside his main habitat of the Smith where he does endless incline and OHP
Ricky shows people what will happen if you don't do your rows
Ricky wears tight white lycra shorts to the gym every time with nothing underneath
And brings a plastic bag with a big bar of chocolate and fizzy lucozade
Ricky is a legend
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04-14-2017, 03:16 PM
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Ahh I forgot one. There's a guy that got caught filming guys in the shower. Filmed dozens of guys.
Best part is he lived directly across the street from me. The cops were camped out overnight waiting to serve his warrant. His bedroom window faced mine directly. My dink is prolly all over the internet.
Best part is he lived directly across the street from me. The cops were camped out overnight waiting to serve his warrant. His bedroom window faced mine directly. My dink is prolly all over the internet.
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