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Thread: Ex-GF hit me up after 14 years, wants me to come visit her in FL

post 1492713451 04-27-2017, 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted By N0rds⏩
If you do meet up.... Bring your own condoms, keep them in your possession at ALL times, and flush them down the toilet once finished.


She may be browsing babynames.com as that clock ticks down...
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post 1492713481 04-27-2017, 02:28 PM
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post 1492713661 04-27-2017, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted By -aesop-⏩
Make her go a2m
This x10.

Actually OP. Since you think $200 isn't a lot...

- You should buy HER a plane ticket.

- Once she lands, tell her to check into a random motel and wait for you in the lobby (pay for 1 night, don't tell her the room# yet)
- NEVER SHOW UP and DON'T answer any of her calls after she lands

- Wait until the end of the night and then call her with the actual room# (don't apologize for missing/not answering her calls)

- Make sure you leave a note on the bed/pillow that says
"14 Years? You fukin washed up carrot, did you really think I was going to let you come back into my life, turkey baster my semen into your skeleton dust-filled 37yr old cracked-sugar walls, and allow you to have my kid and eventually half of everything I own? Just LOL...by the way, I canceled your return flight home"

- Leave a Reece's under the pillow

- ??????

- Profit
post 1492714591 04-27-2017, 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted By muscle
This x10.

Actually OP. Since you think $200 isn't a lot...

- You should buy HER a plane ticket.

- Once she lands, tell her to check into a random motel and wait for you in the lobby (pay for 1 night, don't tell her the room# yet)
- NEVER SHOW UP and DON'T answer any of her calls after she lands

- Wait until the end of the night and then call her with the actual room# (don't apologize for missing/not answering her calls)

- Make sure you leave a note on the bed/pillow that says
"14 Years? You fukin washed up carrot, did you really think I was going to let you come back into my life, turkey baster my semen into your skeleton dust-filled 37yr old cracked-sugar walls, and allow you to have my kid and eventually half of everything I own? Just LOL...by the way, I canceled your return flight home"

- Leave a Reece's under the pillow

- ??????

- Profit
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post 1492714881 04-27-2017, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted By GirthKwake⏩
Lost all my pic from back then, or they were on this chit that was called film.

Maybe I picked a bad pic, who nose?
your first pic was better

if this is life at 35+ kill me now
post 1492714911 04-27-2017, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted By muscle
This x10.

Actually OP. Since you think $200 isn't a lot...
Chit's a lot of work to not even nut.
Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.
post 1492715181 04-27-2017, 02:43 PM
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Man you said it, fish in the ocean, eat fresh seafood, bang her plus more probably, drink on the beach... . all while going fairly cheap. sounds like you've got nothing to lose. Go for it, OP.
post 1492715281 04-27-2017, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Vhagar⏩
your first pic was better

if this is life at 35+ kill me now
Thatslifeson.jpg
post 1492715531 04-27-2017, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted By shortstrokegym⏩
Thatslifeson.jpg
time to take a bath with a toaster
post 1492716821 04-27-2017, 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Vhagar⏩
your first pic was better

if this is life at 35+ kill me now
Some people just fck up along the way.
post 1492717261 04-27-2017, 03:01 PM
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Damn miscers are out of touch with reality on all levels lol. OP has the resources to fly out to see an ex which will more than likely get him laid several times( shell more than likely do anything if feels are still there). He'll be flying back after a few days and it ends there. Why is this so hard to comprehend?

OP, go, have a good time, if things go well then they go well and if they don't, you can easily smash the other sloot or just have fun at the beaches and tourist attractions. I'm surprised you're even asking what looks like mostly children what you should do.
post 1492718061 04-27-2017, 03:08 PM
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not worth it
would rate/ 10

passing out is an option, quitting is not
post 1492718301 04-27-2017, 03:10 PM
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Sounds like she's bored dog, never be some backburner dude
post 1492718691 04-27-2017, 03:14 PM
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There's definitely a catch to this.

Don't. Fukking don't even think about talking to her anymore. Stop, go NC, and save yourself wasted time, money, and your manhood.
post 1492718761 04-27-2017, 03:14 PM
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I mean, if you and her are both single and wanting to settle down, it may be worth trying to stir up old feels and see if you guys can reignite an old flame. But If you want to continue your tour, then I don't recommend doing following through with seeing her.
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post 1492718891 04-27-2017, 03:15 PM
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hey OP, do you have both your kidneys? She may be tied up in some human organ black market stuff. You're just some sap she can lure down with possible stanky on ya hang down.
post 1492719011 04-27-2017, 03:16 PM
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OP you know how I know you haven't been laid in a while

Spoiler!
You want to visit your ex from 15 years ago... ****in get it together man
post 1492719191 04-27-2017, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted By GirthKwake⏩
We broke up on good terms, her fam was moving away. I was 22 she was 23.... Fast forward 14 years.

Woke up this morning to FB messages, then started texting. She using words like babe and honey. Asked why she messaged me, she replied she was thinking about me. This escalates to her saying I should come visit.

I do have like 3+ weeks of vacation left for the year and enough funds book a chitty Allegiant Air flight...

Since we left each other on good terms, should I say fuk it and visit for a weekend? Almost seems pointless because we live 1500 miles apart.

Thinking of just going NC instead of FL, why drag up old feels?

Thoughts?

I would go bro. She has major glow.
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post 1492719691 04-27-2017, 03:22 PM
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Looks like someone has a 14 yr old son, congrats OP
post 1492719861 04-27-2017, 03:23 PM
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lol she's fukin gross
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post 1492720141 04-27-2017, 03:27 PM
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I would go down, have lunch and afternoon smash. And then meet up with fwb and smash that the rest of the weekend lol

What do you have to lose man?
post 1492720291 04-27-2017, 03:27 PM
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Let me bang bro


Jk I don't want the herp
post 1492720971 04-27-2017, 03:33 PM
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She's going to poke holes in all of her condoms and proceed to wrap her legs around you and force you to cum buckets in her sugar walls. She's also going to "forget" to take her birth control and "forget" to take plan B.

Remember this warning when she hits you with babynames.com in a month or two.
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post 1492721491 04-27-2017, 03:37 PM
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Tell her to come to you if possible, if not fly to FL and fuk her hard.
post 1492722211 04-27-2017, 03:42 PM
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lol no, dont do it OP, srs, not worth it
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post 1492723011 04-27-2017, 03:48 PM
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OP, I only read the first page but it is clear you've already made your mind up. You're just simply trying to use this forum to validate it.

Go see her and see what happens because deep down that's what you want to do. There is no choice to make, you've already made it by posting here.

It's times like this i use the good o'l coin trick. Pick heads for going and tails for not going. While the coin is in the air ... there will be one side that you hope lands more than the other.
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post 1492723281 04-27-2017, 03:49 PM
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why would you even made this thread...she lost all her glow and is looking for quick solution
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post 1492723521 04-27-2017, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
So shes 37 and single?


Prepare to be love bombed. You can pretty much ask her to suck your ******* all night long and she will. Shes trying to lock you down.
so much this..
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post 1492723651 04-27-2017, 03:52 PM
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OP's Next Thread: Knocked up Ex-GF Wut Do?
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Originally Posted By wailshark⏩
OP's Next Thread: Knocked up Ex-GF Wut Do?
Can't get her knocked up if you choke her to death with your cawk, nawmsayin'?

Not srs.

Semi-srs.
Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.
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