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05-24-2017, 01:11 PM
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Nice azz, fit, you like her personality.. I don't see the problem, I guess. But what's up with not wanting her tits sucked or played with? I've never met a girl who didn't take her bra off, even the negative A cups. Also she cares about your opinion way too much (she sounds young bc she can't let loose in bed?), which I predict will annoy you in the long run.
And the crazy sloot. DON'T let her into your house man, always fuk at hers. Just lost my security deposit last month because I can't follow my own advice. FWB went mental and trashed my floor to ceiling windows with an ashtray when I told her I'd be busy for a few weeks with work +relocating apartments. I'm avoiding yoga/hippie chicks from now on, tho luckily that one you posted doesn't look like one.
And the crazy sloot. DON'T let her into your house man, always fuk at hers. Just lost my security deposit last month because I can't follow my own advice. FWB went mental and trashed my floor to ceiling windows with an ashtray when I told her I'd be busy for a few weeks with work +relocating apartments. I'm avoiding yoga/hippie chicks from now on, tho luckily that one you posted doesn't look like one.
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05-24-2017, 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted By HotCheetos⏩
Are you wearing Raybans?I would be okay with it. When I first dated my wife she was right around 100 pounds and fairly flat chested. As she started to get to a more normal weight they are actually pretty good sized now. She has also started to lift...so she went from just an attractive face and skinny body to overall looking good everywhere.
Can we at least get a pic of what her chest looks like...not actually hers, but what it is close to?
Is it better or worse than this?

Can we at least get a pic of what her chest looks like...not actually hers, but what it is close to?
Is it better or worse than this?

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Originally Posted By 5herminator⏩
pics?Nice azz, fit, you like her personality.. I don't see the problem, I guess. But what's up with not wanting her tits sucked or played with? I've never met a girl who didn't take her bra off, even the negative A cups. Also she cares about your opinion way too much (she sounds young bc she can't let loose in bed?), which I predict will annoy you in the long run.
And the crazy sloot. DON'T let her into your house man, always fuk at hers. Just lost my security deposit last month because I can't follow my own advice. FWB went mental and trashed my floor to ceiling windows with an ashtray when I told her I'd be busy for a few weeks with work +relocating apartments. I'm avoiding yoga/hippie chicks from now on, tho luckily that one you posted doesn't look like one.
And the crazy sloot. DON'T let her into your house man, always fuk at hers. Just lost my security deposit last month because I can't follow my own advice. FWB went mental and trashed my floor to ceiling windows with an ashtray when I told her I'd be busy for a few weeks with work +relocating apartments. I'm avoiding yoga/hippie chicks from now on, tho luckily that one you posted doesn't look like one.
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05-24-2017, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
The lingerie idea would be pretty smart move op, it'd build her confidence up IMO.. and it shows you'd like to see her embrace her body instead of hiding it. Sounds like you have a solid girl don't phuck it up bc her tits aren't to your liking.. grass isn't always greener.That's sad that she is that self conscious though. Hopefully you don't do anything to make her feel that way
(not saying you do but I have heard of *******s constantly downing their girl or comparing her to others)
Maybe buy her some super sexy lingerie that would suit her body? Or suggest she buy some lace or see through bras, strappy hooker stuff, pasties..
All good for small tities
Tell her you want to see her completely naked because you have fun planned for her nipples lol


(not saying you do but I have heard of *******s constantly downing their girl or comparing her to others)
Maybe buy her some super sexy lingerie that would suit her body? Or suggest she buy some lace or see through bras, strappy hooker stuff, pasties..
All good for small tities

Tell her you want to see her completely naked because you have fun planned for her nipples lol
05-24-2017, 01:31 PM
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This small??

Or worse like this?


Or worse like this?

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05-24-2017, 01:34 PM
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Chick without bewbs? I got sum bad news
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05-24-2017, 01:41 PM
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my GF has small boobs, it's something you get used to. she was always reluctant also of taking off her shirt but slowly I started being more and more proactive - but not in an agressive/rapey way - in taking of her bra so she got the message I didn't care (plus I was skinny fat at the point - see sig - so I don't know why she was so conscious lol). it's also cute that she is in between mosquito bites and slightly firm boobs and it actually fluctuates size a little depending on her cycle, when they are looking a little full-ish I know she wants some D hehe
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Originally Posted By 5herminator⏩
But who are you gonna get to make you up a batch of special brownies then?I'm avoiding yoga/hippie chicks from now on, tho luckily that one you posted doesn't look like one.
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05-24-2017, 02:35 PM
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That's why I love being an ass man (No homer). A chick could have a bare ass chest and I wouldn't care. That angus is what my hands are always on. But, I've never dated a flat chested chick. Last chick I was had some D's.
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05-24-2017, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted By A0wner21⏩
What film is this from please?that 2nd sloot


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Originally Posted By nick1990⏩
This actually got to me a bit. Feel bad for her srs. Take it easy on her op and never mention it.She wont even take off her bra when we are fuking.


Imo this it what helps make you a man. She is kind enough to jump in bed with you, no need to hurt her feelings.
Rip that bra off and suck those nips op.
05-24-2017, 04:52 PM
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make her chug beer. Hops has phytoestrogen that promotes tig ole bitties
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Haven't read the entire thread, but I'll try to briefly address your situations with each female you discussed, OP.
Girl with small teddies - you say everything else about her is fairly attracrive to you, including her personality, so that's all important to take into consideration. You mention she's fit - if by this you mean she makes a degree of effort to have a reasonably healthy diet and exercises with reasonable regularity, than this is also important, as it means she probably won't go whale status (if she's kept it up for years at least). Do NOT do/say anything to make her feel insecure about the teds issue, absolutely no good can come of that. If she wants a reasonable sized boob job done by a reputable doctor with her own $ down the road (not some ridiculous basketball sized nasty fake pr0n teds), you can be supportive of it being that her case of flat chestedness is pretty extreme (I normally am against females with healthy boobs size B+ getting fakes).
Crazy chick who happens to be hot - run for the hills. The behaviors you described sound disturbingly close to full fledged batchit craziness. Get her out of your life before risking her doing something looney enough to make your life hard.
Girl with small teddies - you say everything else about her is fairly attracrive to you, including her personality, so that's all important to take into consideration. You mention she's fit - if by this you mean she makes a degree of effort to have a reasonably healthy diet and exercises with reasonable regularity, than this is also important, as it means she probably won't go whale status (if she's kept it up for years at least). Do NOT do/say anything to make her feel insecure about the teds issue, absolutely no good can come of that. If she wants a reasonable sized boob job done by a reputable doctor with her own $ down the road (not some ridiculous basketball sized nasty fake pr0n teds), you can be supportive of it being that her case of flat chestedness is pretty extreme (I normally am against females with healthy boobs size B+ getting fakes).
Crazy chick who happens to be hot - run for the hills. The behaviors you described sound disturbingly close to full fledged batchit craziness. Get her out of your life before risking her doing something looney enough to make your life hard.
05-24-2017, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted By OrinHatred⏩
No, never spent more than $15 on sunglassesAre you wearing Raybans?
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Tits can be purchased (if desired), personality can't. Deal with the situation as you deem fit and accept the rewards or consequences that come with your decision.
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gf has 0 tits too. has the most incredible, slender body though and got surprised the first time we banged because she has a nipple piercing. spice it up, tits are overrated.
they're kinda sweet to look at and attract you in the first place but don't really do anything for me when banging.
they're kinda sweet to look at and attract you in the first place but don't really do anything for me when banging.
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My ex ex girlfriend had very small breasts, didn't care. I'm a face guy. Holly Hendrix has small breasts, she's sexy as hell.


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Originally Posted By ballzofpeaze⏩
Same with my GF, I'm completely fine with itgf has 0 tits too. has the most incredible, slender body though and got surprised the first time we banged because she has a nipple piercing. spice it up, tits are overrated.
they're kinda sweet to look at and attract you in the first place but don't really do anything for me when banging.
they're kinda sweet to look at and attract you in the first place but don't really do anything for me when banging.
Plus there's zero risk of her having saggy tits if I'm still tapping that in 20 years' time
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05-24-2017, 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted By nick1990⏩
Pics of texts. I want to see what level of crazy you're dealing with.Things like sitting outside my bedroom widow in the middle of the night, wanting me to physically abuse her so badly i would surely go to jail, texting me 10-20 times in a row, etc.
She is top 3 hottest girls ive ever been with, but she mildly frightens me.
She is top 3 hottest girls ive ever been with, but she mildly frightens me.
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Originally Posted By BigPunisher92⏩
She's 20 and an adult film star.that girl looks like shes 12 the **** is strong
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OP, can we just hijack this thread and declare it the official hnnng small teddy thread??
Someone plz post some Alex Morgan pics.
Someone plz post some Alex Morgan pics.
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Originally Posted By sword_⏩
this has been my attitude for as long as i can remember, and every girl i have dated has been this way.A girl can have zero tits for me as long as they have dat ass (srs).
But tits are nice.
But tits are nice.
However i have hooked up with girls with a nice set and its growing on me as a requirement
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