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post 1506722271 06-01-2017, 02:51 AM
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How much tax do you pay as a foreigner in ***** Kahooney? And locals don't pay anything, right?
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I woke up on Tuesday with what I thought was a big blind pimple just below my nose/above my lip (I usually get a few decent pimples after detoxing from a hard weekend). Anyway it's three times as big now, hard as a rock and extruciating. Left side of my face is all swollen, I look like a neanderthal

Going to the doctors tomorrow. Hopefully it's just an abscess and not a ****ing tumor
Why don't you call a doctor to your house? 13sick do bulk billed house calls. **** sitting in a waiting room filled with sick people.
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OK well there's only so much information I have to go on, so either stop being coy and tell the story or change topics.
Some of my documents that my supervisors have access to(I'm in the military), contain info on my wife. They decided to abuse this access for their own purposes.
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This Canadian ******* is always doing that lmao.
Don't assume my sexual orientation, *******.
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Originally Posted By A-GAME⏩
How much tax do you pay as a foreigner in ***** Kahooney? And locals don't pay anything, right?
Don't pay anything as a foreigner. Same as locals
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post 1506732531 06-01-2017, 06:55 AM
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Originally Posted By Tha
Don't pay anything as a foreigner. Same as locals


Do you still have to pay taxes in Lebo? Is it hard to become a citizen in the UAE?
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post 1506733861 06-01-2017, 07:11 AM
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Originally Posted By A-GAME⏩


Do you still have to pay taxes in Lebo? Is it hard to become a citizen in the UAE?
Don't have to pay Leb taxes either since i don't live there. It's very, very hard to get citizenship. They've gotten a lot of flack for that
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post 1506734211 06-01-2017, 07:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Tha
Don't have to pay Leb taxes either since i don't live there.It's very, very hard to get citizenship. They've gotten a lot of flack for that
I bet.
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post 1506734731 06-01-2017, 07:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Canadian2point0⏩
I bet.
You think living in a country for 30+ years shouldn't qualify you for citizenship?
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post 1506735181 06-01-2017, 07:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Tha
Don't have to pay Leb taxes either since i don't live there. It's very, very hard to get citizenship. They've gotten a lot of flack for that
Good, they should keep it that way. The west is crazy giving citizenship to anyone who wants it. Meanwhile, I'm paying 50c on the dollar + a goods and services tax on anything I buy. For what? Crappy medicare, unbearable traffic and ethnic restaurants on every corner? Get ****ed, m8. I'm about to throw my citizenship in the bin and gtfo.
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You think living in a country for 30+ years shouldn't qualify you for citizenship?
**** off, we're full, jahash.
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post 1506735271 06-01-2017, 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted By Tha
You think living in a country for 30+ years shouldn't qualify you for citizenship?
Depending on the terms that got you there in the first place.
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post 1506736271 06-01-2017, 07:37 AM
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Originally Posted By A-GAME⏩
Good, they should keep it that way. The west is crazy giving citizenship to anyone who wants it.
But who was middle ground? if you've been contributing to a country for decades and have a clean record, you should at least be eligible to become a citizen. You can't stay here if you have any sort of record
Meanwhile, I'm paying 50c on the dollar + a goods and services tax on anything I buy. For what? Crappy medicare, unbearable traffic and ethnic restaurants on every corner? Get ****ed, m8. I'm about to throw my citizenship in the bin and gtfo.
That's why i have no interest in going westward
**** off, we're full, jahash.
You couldn't pay me enough to become Australian. Great place i'm sure, but i wouldn't want to be a citizen. I'd rather not give the government half my money thank you poverty brah. There are plenty of Australians here living the sweet life though
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Depending on the terms that got you there in the first place.
You can't stay in the UAE unless you have a job. The only unemployment there is here is when people are in between jobs, and you have about 30 days to find another job or GTFO. So everyone here adds value
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post 1506747891 06-01-2017, 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted By Tha
You can't stay in the UAE unless you have a job. The only unemployment there is here is when people are in between jobs, and you have about 30 days to find another job or GTFO.So everyone here adds value
Think I'm right in assuming that the reluctance is somehow related to local culture.
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post 1506749581 06-01-2017, 09:37 AM
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Here's a big part of Dxb living: Friday brunch. People who first show up here get weirded out when they hear that Friday brunch is etched in stone, but then they experience it and they get it

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post 1506752831 06-01-2017, 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted By Tha
But who was middle ground? if you've been contributing to a country for decades and have a clean record, you should at least be eligible to become a citizen. You can't stay here if you have any sort of record



That's why i have no interest in going westward



You couldn't pay me enough to become Australian. Great place i'm sure, but i wouldn't want to be a citizen. I'd rather not give the government half my money thank you poverty brah. There are plenty of Australians here living the sweet life though



You can't stay in the UAE unless you have a job. The only unemployment there is here is when people are in between jobs, and you have about 30 days to find another job or GTFO. So everyone here adds value
I assume businesses pay the taxes?
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post 1506754741 06-01-2017, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted By Stizzel⏩
I assume businesses pay the taxes?
Nope. The only corporate tax that's enforced is on Oil & Gas companies
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post 1506765541 06-01-2017, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Tha
Nope. The only corporate tax that's enforced is on Oil & Gas companies
I should have known
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post 1506765971 06-01-2017, 12:05 PM
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Had a customer that went to teach Figure Skating in *****. They didn't like it though, and came back.

I presume it had a lot to do with them being older, and not of the best health. Climate can take a toll on older folks.

I'd get a job at Ferrari World changing tires, and deal.
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Originally Posted By Stizzel⏩
I should have known
Good government efficiency (lel). Global Competitiveness Report was released yesterday. Not bad for a country a little over 40 years old and still with some kinks that are being worked out

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post 1506766691 06-01-2017, 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted By Tha
Good government efficiency (lel). Global Competitiveness Report was released yesterday. Not bad for a country a little over 40 years old and still with some kinks that are being worked out

From what you describe its maybe the most capitalist government in the world right now
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Originally Posted By Tha
Good government efficiency (lel). Global Competitiveness Report was released yesterday. Not bad for a country a little over 40 years old and still with some kinks that are being worked out

I can confirm.

One of the UAE Royal Family's Boeing 777 is regularly at the D.C. airport. One of their kids was going to George Washington University, I believe.

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Originally Posted By Stizzel⏩
From what you describe its maybe the most capitalist government in the world right now
It's not that simple, and I don't believe it's that straightforward. It's very capitalist in that it promotes and invests in local businesses. If you have a good idea, you'd have to fight off the hordes of venture capitalists, many of whom are government owned/backed.

But then you have other "socialist" policies in place. Employees have to pay for healthcare, including dental. Anybody who's not a citizen gets a free round trip ticket back home. End-of-service $$$ is mandatory. And so on. The thing is, all those policies actually benefit he little guy, and since the big guys are so profitable, it doesn't stunt the economy, nor does it disincentivize success. The leadership here is legit fantastic. Sheikh Mo gets around with no bodyguards. Stops and has tea with random strangers all the time. Assigned a happiness minister and installed happiness meters all over to know what to improve and then takes immediate action to respond.
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post 1506769241 06-01-2017, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted By JrM703⏩
I can confirm.

One of the UAE Royal Family's Boeing 777 is regularly at the D.C. airport. One of their kids was going to George Washington University, I believe.

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FYI if you want to know just how awesome Sheikh Mo is...

He regularly drives around aloneand stops to have random conversations with people. Here he is hanging out with a few british families who were camping in the desert. It's a very common occurrence, and it's not a publicity stunt. He doesn't need the publicity, believe me, nor would it even help him



This is part of his website. You can submit any idea you have, and if he likes it (he usually goes through them, not just his people), he'll reach out to you and help you bring it to life. He'll help financially, logistically, with contacts etc...

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post 1506772241 06-01-2017, 12:58 PM
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^Neat.
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Originally Posted By Tha
It's not that simple, and I don't believe it's that straightforward. It's very capitalist in that it promotes and invests in local businesses. If you have a good idea, you'd have to fight off the hordes of venture capitalists, many of whom are government owned/backed.

But then you have other "socialist" policies in place. Employees have to pay for healthcare, including dental. Anybody who's not a citizen gets a free round trip ticket back home. End-of-service $$$ is mandatory. And so on. The thing is, all those policies actually benefit he little guy, and since the big guys are so profitable, it doesn't stunt the economy, nor does it disincentivize success. The leadership here is legit fantastic. Sheikh Mo gets around with no bodyguards. Stops and has tea with random strangers all the time. Assigned a happiness minister and installed happiness meters all over to know what to improve and then takes immediate action to respond.
What I mean is, they're running the governmemt like a business. It sounds like they're trying to compete for employees on a national scale. I would speculate that its at least partially because its ruled outright by a wealthy family rather than behind the scenes by a cabal the way we do in the west.
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Originally Posted By A-GAME⏩
Why don't you call a doctor to your house? 13sick do bulk billed house calls. **** sitting in a waiting room filled with sick people.
Ended up going to ER this morning. It's a massive infection, got some antibiotics on IV and a week script for oral. They didn't want to cut it open. Looks like I'm cooped up inside for a week because I legit look like a ****ing monkey right now
Originally Posted By Stizzel⏩
What I mean is, they're running the governmemt like a business.
Precisely.
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Originally Posted By TheFornicator1⏩
Ended up going to ER this morning. It's a massive infection, got some antibiotics on IV and a week script for oral. They didn't want to cut it open. Looks like I'm cooped up inside for a week because I legit look like a ****ing monkey right now



Precisely.
Have you been kissing strippers again, mate? They'll get you every time smh.
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Was just speaking to a good mate of mine that I haven't spoken to for quite a while (military, hard to catch up). He's actually stationed on a yank base in the UAE at the moment for 5 months
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Three former Pennsylvania State University officials were sentenced to jail on Friday for covering up ex-coach Jerry Sandusky's sexual predations and effectively letting him victimize more boys.

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-pe...source=twitter

Very good. But sentences aren't long enough IMO.
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