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post 1508413791 06-14-2017, 12:54 PM
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New guy at work has a "stay at home wife"

We were talking. Says he is married.
Ask what his wife does for work.
He says she is a "say at home wife"
I said oh. How many kids do you have.
He said umm none. But she takes care of the house and her dogs.
I pause. . . And say ... oh

Dude makes 60k-80k a year in a expensive area so he is not loaded.

Was unware a stay at home wife was a thing without kids or super wealthy
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post 1508414051 06-14-2017, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted By helpmee
I said oh. How many kids do you have.
He said umm none. But she takes care of the house and her dogs.
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post 1508414411 06-14-2017, 12:59 PM
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lol at taking care of the dogs. inb4 shes a whale
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post 1508414671 06-14-2017, 01:01 PM
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A friend of mine does this. Fking crazy.
post 1508414741 06-14-2017, 01:01 PM
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i can only imagine the things she does to keep herself satisfied, filled, and entertained
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post 1508415171 06-14-2017, 01:04 PM
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Misc is getting to me. Because my first thought: she's banging the neighbor.
They said she's gone too far this time

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post 1508415271 06-14-2017, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted By TrinnieBuu
Misc is getting to me. Because my first thought: she's banging the neighbor.
She is also, negged.
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post 1508415341 06-14-2017, 01:06 PM
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I had a friend at work with one of those. The bish did a bang up job at it tho. Ironed his socks and everything lol
post 1508415791 06-14-2017, 01:09 PM
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Guy did this when I first started my career 10 years ago. We both made $35K/year. His wife stayed at home in their trailer and he had like 3 kids and spent a lot on fixing up his old POS cars. Pretty sure he sold drugs to supplement his income because he acted like he had a lot of money and I was single and living with my parents and could barely afford to buy the chit I wanted.
post 1508415811 06-14-2017, 01:09 PM
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She better cook the best fking meals.
I'm the thread killer.
post 1508415881 06-14-2017, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted By TrinnieBuu
Misc is getting to me. Because my first thought: she's banging the neighbor.
remind me to never leave you at home when i go to work
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post 1508415921 06-14-2017, 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted By iWantToGrow
She better cook the best fking meals.
I have a coworker with a stay at home wife. Doesn't work, barely cleans, he does all the cooking.

She works out 2 hours every day so her body is RIDICULOUS. I should introduce him to the misc so he realizes she's not keeping toned for him. Pathetic.
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post 1508415971 06-14-2017, 01:11 PM
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stay at home wives are the biggest sloots and i feel terrible for beta providers if they actually catch feels.
post 1508416011 06-14-2017, 01:11 PM
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If you are a regular Joe with no kids, you don't have a stay at home wife, you have a lazy biatch. The president of a company I used to work for had a stay at home wife. He was rich and the kids were all out of the house. As soon as you saw her body you could tell she didn't spend her time laying around the house, she hit the gym hard.

Hey, here are a few "stay at home wives" now!

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post 1508416071 06-14-2017, 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted By TrinnieBuu
Misc is getting to me. Because my first thought: she's banging the neighbor.
because she probably is.

all it takes is one fight and someone to put the bug in her ear to look around. then a Tinder profile that was supposed to be a joke becomes her banging some dude while he's at work because, "he doesn't appreciate me anymore. etc.".
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post 1508416221 06-14-2017, 01:14 PM
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Pretty disgusting
Unless perhaps it's short term and she's looking for work or she's studying.
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post 1508416371 06-14-2017, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted By TrinnieBuu
Misc is getting to me. Because my first thought: she's banging the neighbor.
its not the misc but your womanly instinct to sloot
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post 1508416511 06-14-2017, 01:17 PM
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That's their choice bruh. I have quite a few gold diggers in my circle and I'll never understand why their BFs put up with it but whatever, it's their lives.
post 1508416591 06-14-2017, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon
I have a coworker with a stay at home wife. Doesn't work, barely cleans, he does all the cooking.

She works out 2 hours every day so her body is RIDICULOUS. I should introduce him to the misc so he realizes she's not keeping toned for him. Pathetic.
do it bro-make sure he has some water to drink because swallowing the red pill is going to be hard for him
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post 1508416661 06-14-2017, 01:18 PM
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Isn't this like the miscer dream? An unambitious stay at home 1950s wife pre-feminism era?
post 1508416731 06-14-2017, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted By FriendOfFrank
I had a friend at work with one of those. The bish did a bang up job at it tho. Ironed his socks and everything lol
For a woman to be a legitimate stay at home "wife" with no kids; she'd have to have lunch prepped for me to eat at work, dinner prepared when i got home, clothes would have to be washed, dried, folded and hung by color palate, with the house spotless on the regular. crazy bit is, that'd still only take up roughly 5 hours of her day giving her a 3 hour window to be getting bottom'd out by the neighborhood tyrone or ricardo. das certainly not it mane.
Originally Posted By wesleysh21
Hey, here are a few "stay at home wives" now!

lulz, i haven't had a girlfriend in two years but this is almost exactly what happens when you see a fellow interracial couple in public. there's this unspoken "das it mane" moment that cracks me up.
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post 1508416761 06-14-2017, 01:19 PM
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My husband always used to say that he'd rather have me home than me having "some stupid job" that apparently did not bring enough money to be worth me never being around.

However, I can't stand staying at home, and was always taking courses and volunteering even when I wasn't working.
post 1508416801 06-14-2017, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted By BrocepCurls
Isn't this like the miscer dream? An unambitious stay at home 1950s wife pre-feminism era?
with children, yes. not without. she's just exploiting him.
post 1508416891 06-14-2017, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted By TrinnieBuu
Misc is getting to me. Because my first thought: she's banging the neighbor.
are we speaking from experience??...
post 1508417221 06-14-2017, 01:23 PM
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Could totally do this, house better look fukin amazing with gourmet food every day and she better be in top 1% shape. At that point it's almost a full time job to keep up with everything.

Definitely wouldn't if I only made 60-80k in a expensive area though.
post 1508417271 06-14-2017, 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted By BrocepCurls
Isn't this like the miscer dream? An unambitious stay at home 1950s wife pre-feminism era?
If she minding your three burly sons while keeping an eye on the roast that's in the oven? Sure.
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post 1508417311 06-14-2017, 01:23 PM
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Just lol, I bet when he comes home she bitches and whines at him over dinner about how stressed and tired she is too. Then at the weekend she nags her way down a big list of stuff that needs fixing around the house/garden. Dat beta cuck life.
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post 1508417601 06-14-2017, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted By rainieravesouth
remind me to never leave you at home when i go to work
Seriously tho, read this the other day

http://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/...-with-neighbor

Tldr: 62% of women on this affair website fantasize about cheating with their neighbor, 71% of men do.
They said she's gone too far this time

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Honestly, I would be fine having a stay at home wife if she did the following

- kept house clean
- meal prepped my food
- laundry always clean
- grocery shop
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post 1508417661 06-14-2017, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted By zknarc
Just lol, I bet when he comes home she bitches and whines at him over dinner about how stressed and tired she is too. Then at the weekend she nags her way down a big list of stuff that needs fixing around the house/garden. Dat beta cuck life.
This legitimately rustled the phuck out of me, lmao.
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