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Thread: Pulled a girl for the 1st time in 15 months 'coz of Washing Machine aesthetics (srs)

post 1510579011 07-03-2017, 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted By CremePie18⏩
Jesus ****ing Christ you cannot be real.


How about I come down with you and we do this together? You strike me as an even more autistic/uglier version of will from the inbetweeners
Where do you live? (srs)

I have facial aesthetics but literally zero social skills. I am completely unaweir on game. I use real life misc lingo with normal people who have no idea what an internet forum is, without even realizing.
post 1510579751 07-03-2017, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
Where do you live? (srs)

I have facial aesthetics but literally zero social skills. I am completely unaweir on game. I use real life misc lingo with normal people who have no idea what an internet forum is, without even realizing.
I'm an hour from anywhere pal.

Are you North or South Wales?
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post 1510580081 07-03-2017, 04:00 PM
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is anyone down to monitor this on Friday ?? I will probably forget it by then
would rate/ 10

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post 1510580431 07-03-2017, 04:03 PM
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OP how old are you? I'm 33 and don't even use "pulled" and "snogged".
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post 1510580561 07-03-2017, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted By CremePie18⏩
I'm an hour from anywhere pal.

Are you North or South Wales?
South, yourself?

I'll ask the girl tomorrow and see what she says. Hopefully she's okay with it, that would actually be GOAT.

I saw this in another thread:
Originally Posted By TrotonKat⏩
All about your confidence and group. If you are life of the party women will want to be around you.
ATM, I am obviously going alone so it would be sick to have a squad to roll up with blaring tunes through the bluetooth!
post 1510581041 07-03-2017, 04:11 PM
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ITT nothing happens
would rate/ 10

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post 1510581241 07-03-2017, 04:13 PM
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Mirin savings and story my fellow engineer brah, hope you do well at the party.
post 1510581391 07-03-2017, 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted By zknarc⏩
OP how old are you? I'm 33 and don't even use "pulled" and "snogged".
Replied to this on page 1. 25 going on 26, but clearly inexperienced.

What are normal terms to use? Macking? Lips'ing?
post 1510581831 07-03-2017, 04:20 PM
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So did she invite you to the party or the washing machine? Based on the details you'll probably need to clarify before you go and get cucked by a washing machine.
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post 1510581931 07-03-2017, 04:21 PM
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You have to try and socialise with other people at the party and not just the girl. If an (aesthetic) miscer could be your wingman for the night, that would be ideal. It would make you much more confident. She will likely introduce you to a few people anyway so that will make things less awkward.


If you have facial aesthetics and you lift, wtf are you worried about anyway?
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post 1510582641 07-03-2017, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted By tvr123⏩
You have to try and socialise with other people at the party and not just the girl. If an (aesthetic) miscer could be your wingman for the night, that would be ideal. It would make you much more confident.


If you have facial aesthetics and you lift, wtf are you worried about anyway?
I don't lift. Well, I haven't for years.

Stats of me:

Age 25 (everyone else will be 19)
6' (should be taller than all the girls)
220, 20-21% (probably the epitome of dad-bod - former powerlifter who turned to running/cycling/hiking)
FA - Kissless for 15 months prior to tonight and no friends/social skills


I should be fine talking to the people at the party (I mean I can always go to the bathroom and discuss Misc thread titles if I get stuck), but how do I make the move to pull the girl, or any girl? Do I lay foundations at the house party, get a number and ask on a date?

Or is it possible to game at the actual party, and ask if she wants to go smoking area to make out?

Orrrrrrrrr, am I going completely the wrong way about this? And I shouldn't care about pulling, and I should be going to establish a social circle and make some friends given I don't have any?
post 1510583291 07-03-2017, 04:35 PM
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So this warshing machine.. Does it have a seperate cycle for darks?
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post 1510587231 07-03-2017, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted By NotANun21⏩
If my life ever comes to the point of bragging about my parent's washing machine and car... I want you to shoot me
To be fair, I bought the washing machine...
post 1510587741 07-03-2017, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
We only kissed. I don't know how to make the move from lips to bedroom tbh
I'm guessing your chance was right there, and you wont get another.
post 1510590381 07-03-2017, 05:46 PM
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Skeptical coz UK unis finished like a month ago.

Anyway GL brah, buying new washing machine now.
post 1510590641 07-03-2017, 05:49 PM
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lol
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Originally Posted By aranadiscoteca⏩
Skeptical coz UK unis finished like a month ago.

Anyway GL brah, buying new washing machine now.
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post 1510597731 07-03-2017, 07:09 PM
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Hey man good on you for making it. After you get with this girl, you'll realize how simple and easy is to get girls.

I recommend that you take 1.5-2 mg of any benzodiazepine, so you won't have any anxiety and you won't hesitate when the time comes, and for certain, it will come.
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Cliffs for all you ITT:
- OP has expensive washing machine
-Chick is gold digger and hooks up with OP after seeing it
post 1510598291 07-03-2017, 07:15 PM
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Why do you hace to troll like this?
post 1510599211 07-03-2017, 07:23 PM
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I can't get over people in the U.K. Having their washing machines in the kitchen. Absolute wretched level of poverty and classlessness.
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Cliffs of thread:
OP kissed a girl (supposedly) and liked it
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the hard parts over brah, now make the misc proud and get in there
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LOL at "snogging" the girl on the Samsung washing machine


A real chad would have pulled down her pants and ate her monkey while she sits on it
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I was semi hard just reading the first sentence. OP I am going to choose to beleaf, but pics would have been nice. Poor fathers though, their daughters can't even have a tutor without doing some sexual. Daughters, lol,
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Are you going to bring the washing machine to the party?
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Why lift when it's all about washing machine aesthetics?
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I guess that's that. Need to buy me some front loading washer and dryers.
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