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Thread: Pulled a girl for the 1st time in 15 months 'coz of Washing Machine aesthetics (srs)

post 1511041811 07-07-2017, 03:42 PM
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post 1511042491 07-07-2017, 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
We only kissed. I don't know how to make the move from lips to bedroom tbh
When she was stroking that diamond drum you should have said "I have something else you can stroke that's as hard as a diamond"
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post 1511042801 07-07-2017, 03:52 PM
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Mirin washing machine n-no homo
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post 1511043031 07-07-2017, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
Update:

At the party now Misc, settled in well. Young girls were mirin' car hard and host greeted me with a kiss on the cheek and introduced me to her friends.

These are like posh girls in skin-tight evening dresses and chit, and I'm here in baggy jeans, a Cleveland Cavaliers hoody and a TMT Floyd Mayweather hat, so I got an initial bertstare from the group but then I revved the car engine and all was good.

Went inside and started gaming the sloots whilst making them cocktails. I'm not drinking myself so I've sort of been given that duty. They are asking me lots of questions about me, my hobbies and my friends so I legit just made them up. I said I do mountaineering for charity, snowboarding in the winter, and rally car racing in the summer. In terms of friends, I used to personality of Miscer's to describe my made up friends since I don't have any IRL and they bought it.

Said "Don't judge me ladies but I've got one friend Chad who I hit up the clubs with" and described T529, including the 2 watches. I said I've got another friend who's about to go on his first ever date and asked for their advice from a female perspective and to get them talking so the limelight was off me and I described HoustonMiscer. I said I've got another friend who's a powerlifter and used to be a former GB deadlift record holder and described Iceman. And I joked about another friend who would love you young ladies, and explained the concept of Youthful Glow and described pWally, but made it out to sound like I am complimenting them.

The reason I'm messaging right now is because there was a guy here who looked like Ron Jeremy. Legit not even joking, he has a tash, 70s ginger mullet and he's about 5'9, 250lbs. Apparently he's the autistic second cousin of the girl I kissed on the washing machine (the host) and honestly if I thought I didn't know how to make human interaction - my conversation with him dried up after about 30 seconds. He couldn't make any eye contact with me and he ended up doing a 360 and walking out the door and going to his bedroom to play games.

I am going to go and take some of the girls on a drive and put my foot down on the long stretch of road adjacent to the house of the party and hopefully I will come back and take control of the music and play some bangers like old school hip hop and trap instead of the poverty pop songs that have been playing all night so far.

Have a great night Misc and spoon pics of car to come tomorrow evening when I get back home! I mean that's if I get lucky and stay the night....
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post 1511043481 07-07-2017, 04:00 PM
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26 and dad bod? Miring back account though
post 1511090741 07-08-2017, 04:21 AM
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My 60 year old dad had to come to the 19-21 year olds' party and take me home, how embarrassing!

I don't think I will ever be allowed to drive the car ever again

Did get some action though, but not sure if this feeling of WOATness was worth it...
post 1511090951 07-08-2017, 04:28 AM
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
My 60 year old dad had to come to the 19-21 year olds' party and take me home, how embarrassing!

I don't think I will ever be allowed to drive the car ever again

Did get some action though, but not sure if this feeling of WOATness was worth it...
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post 1511091451 07-08-2017, 04:46 AM
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LOL! swear op was gonna say , he invited her to put her top in the washing machine to test it out. Solid lulz threads as always Welsh Roaster
post 1511092021 07-08-2017, 05:05 AM
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strong user title to actually providing pics of a fuking washing machine ratio
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post 1511092131 07-08-2017, 05:09 AM
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
My 60 year old dad had to come to the 19-21 year olds' party and take me home, how embarrassing!

I don't think I will ever be allowed to drive the car ever again

Did get some action though, but not sure if this feeling of WOATness was worth it...
I feel we're missing a few paragraphs and some cliffs here boyo.
post 1511092661 07-08-2017, 05:29 AM
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
My 60 year old dad had to come to the 19-21 year olds' party and take me home, how embarrassing!

I don't think I will ever be allowed to drive the car ever again

Did get some action though, but not sure if this feeling of WOATness was worth it...
Brah you fuking ruined it with this one. Obvious troll is obvious. You might have actually fooled misc until this point.
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post 1511092911 07-08-2017, 05:38 AM
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
- OP makes girl a grilled cheese sandwich while she 'mires CEO washing machine
Did she say "I can handle more loads than this machine" ?
post 1511093201 07-08-2017, 05:46 AM
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op changed from the worst poster on the misc last year to the best now, even if you are basically a virgin all that really matters is youre a misc personality bru
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post 1511093221 07-08-2017, 05:47 AM
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Lost it so many times during that update post. Oh lawd. Wouldn't know where to start
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WelshAutist is the GOAT
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post 1511094261 07-08-2017, 06:16 AM
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Originally Posted By Jabroni89⏩
Negged for horrible and obvious troll
Counter negged for being boring as fukk and bringing nothing but whinging like a fukking bish . Opie is one of the lolsiest miscers around right now - I got your back welsh brah.
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oi get me into IB pls

actually nvm, 80 hour weeks aren't my thing
post 1511101881 07-08-2017, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted By WelshAutist⏩
My 60 year old dad had to come to the 19-21 year olds' party and take me home, how embarrassing!

I don't think I will ever be allowed to drive the car ever again

Did get some action though, but not sure if this feeling of WOATness was worth it...
lol cliffs and pics
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post 1511131681 07-08-2017, 03:31 PM
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Link to thread with full update and spoon pics as promised for subbed brahs:

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=174369991
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Nobody in wales has that much money
Busted brawd

So are you fake welsh or fake rich butty?
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Originally Posted By theoxinthebox⏩
WelshAutist is the GOAT
I agree with you Braw

Sure, deffo W.A knows his stuff and is the Goat yer man
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Originally Posted By theoxinthebox⏩
WelshAutist is the GOAT
Repped
post 1611073111 07-19-2020, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted By jcto⏩
WelshAutist is my favorite poster lmao

Srs

Repped
Repped back brah
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