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post 1511377621 07-10-2017, 08:26 PM
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Bored, give me some Tinder openers and i'll post results





give some lines fam




EDIT: first responses on page 2
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post 1511377791 07-10-2017, 08:28 PM
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Got dibs on the one for Alyssa give me a min

Alright here we go boys dis is a good Juan hehehe

"Idk which is stronger, that shade of pink sands on your lips, your jawline, or the amount of testosterone my steel dink of peace is going to pump into you tomorrow night"

Best I could do mang

Fine I'll give ya a copypasta: the word of the day is "legs" let's go back to my place and spread the word
post 1511377941 07-10-2017, 08:29 PM
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Are you a chicken farmer... you sure raised my Cawk
post 1511378081 07-10-2017, 08:30 PM
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i barely get 2 matches a week lol
post 1511378121 07-10-2017, 08:30 PM
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do you want to have sex?

plain and simple
post 1511378541 07-10-2017, 08:33 PM
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You remind me of my pinkie toe, sooner or later I'm gonna bang you on a table.

I'm horny, you're hot, let's do this
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post 1511379031 07-10-2017, 08:36 PM
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"How about we hang out sometime and I'll leave my shirt at your place so you can wear it to bed and smell like me"


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post 1511379341 07-10-2017, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted By DropSetDemon⏩
Got dibs on the one for Alyssa give me a min

Alright here we go boys dis is a good Juan hehehe

"Idk which is stronger, that shade of pink sands on your lips, your jawline, or the amount of testosterone my steel dink of peace is going to pump into you tomorrow night"

Best I could do mang

Fine I'll give ya a copypasta: the word of the day is "legs" let's go back to my place and spread the word
sent the leg one
Originally Posted By lolatyou1⏩
i barely get 2 matches a week lol
weird one, but sent
Originally Posted By Karlpooper⏩
You remind me of my pinkie toe, sooner or later I'm gonna bang you on a table.

I'm horny, you're hot, let's do this
sent the first one
Originally Posted By PeaceWithin⏩
"How about we hang out sometime and I'll leave my shirt at your place so you can wear it to bed and smell like me"


^^^ Highly rated on reddit, lol. YMMV
sent

keep em coming boyos, i'll post screenshots if/when they respond lmao
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post 1511379521 07-10-2017, 08:39 PM
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Do you want to know whats funny?

Spoiler!
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post 1511379731 07-10-2017, 08:40 PM
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also just got this line from some girl on bumble, give me a cheeky response and i'll send it

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post 1511379911 07-10-2017, 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted By somfking⏩
also just got this line from some girl on bumble, give me a cheeky response and i'll send it

You are in luck because thats exactly the length of my dick in inches
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post 1511380161 07-10-2017, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted By butwhowasgains⏩
You are in luck because thats exactly the length of my dick in inches
but what if she ends up seeing it and finds out its 7 inches shorter than that
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post 1511380411 07-10-2017, 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted By somfking⏩
but what if she ends up seeing it and finds out its 7 inches shorter than that
-6 inches?

bro r u female?
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post 1511380561 07-10-2017, 08:46 PM
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"Two truths and a lie? Ready, set, go!" ----> This will be more interesting and make them think more than 90% of the messages they get



Also for what it is worth for future references, there is research that shows women are 40% more likely to respond to a question than a statement, and that number goes up if it is food-related. Seriously.
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post 1511381261 07-10-2017, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted By butwhowasgains⏩
-6 inches?

bro r u female?
was jokin nukka
Originally Posted By PeaceWithin⏩
"Two truths and a lie? Ready, set, go!" ----> This will be more interesting and make them think more than 90% of the messages they get



Also for what it is worth for future references, there is research that shows women are 40% more likely to respond to a question than a statement, and that number goes up if it is food-related. Seriously.
solid one, sent
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post 1511381641 07-10-2017, 08:54 PM
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you want some fuk bb?
post 1511381711 07-10-2017, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted By somfking⏩
also just got this line from some girl on bumble, give me a cheeky response and i'll send it

You're only a 1? I'm going to need to examine you up close for a final determination.
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post 1511382971 07-10-2017, 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted By JKHT⏩
you want some fuk bb?
sent
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post 1511383361 07-10-2017, 09:09 PM
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"i eat ass btw"

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"So are you just going to keep flapping your mouth or are you going to put my dick in it?"

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post 1511383531 07-10-2017, 09:11 PM
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Will you draw me like a French guy?

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post 1511384631 07-10-2017, 09:21 PM
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posting to try some of these lines out later
post 1511384811 07-10-2017, 09:23 PM
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Jocular Jocelyn always joking. Just jam my Johnson down your jaw, already!
post 1511385341 07-10-2017, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
"i eat ass btw"

"You would make an excellent vessel of childbirth for my offspring."

"So are you just going to keep flapping your mouth or are you going to put my dick in it?"

"phuck me if I'm wrong but don't I know you from somewhere?"
sent the phuck me one
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post 1511385521 07-10-2017, 09:29 PM
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Wood berry copypasta
post 1511385761 07-10-2017, 09:31 PM
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I see you already stole my "So this means we're dating now right? If so, I want the side of the bed near the wall" line.
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post 1511385831 07-10-2017, 09:32 PM
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Hey sloot, remember when you licked my balls?
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post 1511386241 07-10-2017, 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted By somfking⏩
also just got this line from some girl on bumble, give me a cheeky response and i'll send it

On a scale to 1-10 you're a zero. Looks like we have a problem.
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post 1511386531 07-10-2017, 09:37 PM
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What do you prefer? A) Nice date? Dinner and movie. B) Meaningful intelligent and intellectual conversation? C) Multiple orgasms?


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post 1511386591 07-10-2017, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted By JayDubbs932⏩
I see you already stole my "So this means we're dating now right? If so, I want the side of the bed near the wall" line.
that line has been around even before tinder was. I remember it being used in the POF thread
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