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Thread: Bored, give me some Tinder openers and i'll post results

post 1511546961 07-12-2017, 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted By somfking⏩
contribute with something good and you can live vicariously through me


lmao that is gold, sent. no idea how i've never heard that one
"On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight"

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post 1511547181 07-12-2017, 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted By SkinnyBeast24⏩
This is how it works. You call an Uber. I get in. It drives me to your location. You'll have food ready for me. I'll eat that while you shower to ensure your angus is ready for my 8 inch tongue. After I finish, I'll brush my teeth with your toothbrush and you'll like it. I'll then carry you to the bed and toss you lightly and playfully while ripping off your thong. Now this is where you suck me off until I finish. Then you'll get the pleasure of my hard muscles pulsating in you. Once we finish i will not throw you a towel. I'll get in the uber waiting for me and you'll never hear back from me again.
sending this to 20 sloots right now
Knicks are goat
post 1511547461 07-12-2017, 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted By SkinnyBeast24⏩
This is how it works. You call an Uber. I get in. It drives me to your location. You'll have food ready for me. I'll eat that while you shower to ensure your angus is ready for my 8 inch tongue. After I finish, I'll brush my teeth with your toothbrush and you'll like it. I'll then carry you to the bed and toss you lightly and playfully while ripping off your thong. Now this is where you suck me off until I finish. Then you'll get the pleasure of my hard muscles pulsating in you. Once we finish i will not throw you a towel. I'll get in the uber waiting for me and you'll never hear back from me again.
someone send this and post results lol

I would but no matches crew
post 1511547871 07-12-2017, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted By friesbruh⏩
"On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight"
Originally Posted By friesbruh⏩
"You're middle name ain't beaver is it? 'Cause daaaam"
comp best - 358/237/375 (162.5/107.5/170) - BDFPA 75kg (165lb) class
gym best - 398/265/440 (180/120/200) - @ 78kg

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post 1511547901 07-12-2017, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted By Maxamanius⏩
someone send this and post results lol

I would but no matches crew


And now these sloots will pull up my profile and this line while they sit next to their roomies with their glasses of wine and watch Friends tonight
Knicks are goat
post 1511549121 07-12-2017, 09:22 AM
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[QUOTE=WagerKing post_id=1511547901][img]https://i.imgur.com/sAjUQ9F.png[mg]

And now these sloots will pull up my profile and this line while they sit next to their roomies with their glasses of wine and watch Friends tonight[/QUOTE][b]in for the results[/b]
Bench 315x1 - Squat 415x1 - Deadlift 515x1 Total = 1,245

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post 1511549141 07-12-2017, 09:22 AM
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[QUOTE=WagerKing post_id=1511547901][img]https://i.imgur.com/sAjUQ9F.png[/im g]

And now these sloots will pull up my profile and this line while they sit next to their roomies with their glasses of wine and watch Friends tonight[/QUOTE]hahahahaaha innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn4 results
comp best - 358/237/375 (162.5/107.5/170) - BDFPA 75kg (165lb) class
gym best - 398/265/440 (180/120/200) - @ 78kg

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*Libertarian crew*

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post 1511550461 07-12-2017, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted By WagerKing⏩


And now these sloots will pull up my profile and this line while they sit next to their roomies with their glasses of wine and watch Friends tonight
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to WagerKing again.
post 1511552451 07-12-2017, 09:51 AM
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This will be good. I can't believe how slooty girls on tinder look these days...holy chiy.
post 1511552471 07-12-2017, 09:51 AM
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Knicks are goat
post 1511552891 07-12-2017, 09:54 AM
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Damn girl I would fcuk you harder than Donald trump fcuked America
post 1511553031 07-12-2017, 09:55 AM
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bb i fak yuo pls
post 1511553151 07-12-2017, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted By IrateLibtard⏩
Damn girl I would fcuk you harder than Donald trump fcuked America
Accurate name to post content ratio
post 1511555331 07-12-2017, 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted By SkinnyBeast24⏩
This is how it works. You call an Uber. I get in. It drives me to your location. You'll have food ready for me. I'll eat that while you shower to ensure your angus is ready for my 8 inch tongue. After I finish, I'll brush my teeth with your toothbrush and you'll like it. I'll then carry you to the bed and toss you lightly and playfully while ripping off your thong. Now this is where you suck me off until I finish. Then you'll get the pleasure of my hard muscles pulsating in you. Once we finish i will not throw you a towel. I'll get in the uber waiting for me and you'll never hear back from me again.
LMAO. sending to 50 girls. This may be my go to opener now
post 1511560771 07-12-2017, 11:01 AM
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I troll on my friends accounts all the time, some recent ones i remember are

You look like my little sister.. Good news is ive always wanted to **** my little sister.

and


My dad hates it when people play with his belly button
MISC Strength Crew
post 1511565721 07-12-2017, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted By Gameover89⏩
You: "If you could be a household appliance, What would it be?"
Her: "blah blah"
Me: "I would be a washing machine so i can get your panties wet"
Haven't posted in so long not sure if embedding properly

post 1511566291 07-12-2017, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted By LMAOatYou⏩
LMAO. sending to 50 girls. This may be my go to opener now


das it mang
Knicks are goat
post 1511566841 07-12-2017, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted By friesbruh⏩
"On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight"
Legit lol'd
post 1511566901 07-12-2017, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted By SkinnyBeast24⏩
This is how it works. You call an Uber. I get in. It drives me to your location. You'll have food ready for me. I'll eat that while you shower to ensure your angus is ready for my 8 inch tongue. After I finish, I'll brush my teeth with your toothbrush and you'll like it. I'll then carry you to the bed and toss you lightly and playfully while ripping off your thong. Now this is where you suck me off until I finish. Then you'll get the pleasure of my hard muscles pulsating in you. Once we finish i will not throw you a towel. I'll get in the uber waiting for me and you'll never hear back from me again.
Originally Posted By RmBoyos⏩
ded
Originally Posted By CopeyDan⏩
in. do it OP
and now we wait
bench - 320 x 1

squat - 360 x 1
post 1511571441 07-12-2017, 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted By phoenix9369⏩
will you draw me like a french guy?

Lol idk been out of the game for over a year. Couldn't be happier tbh
fgt
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post 1511571591 07-12-2017, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted By WagerKing⏩


And now these sloots will pull up my profile and this line while they sit next to their roomies with their glasses of wine and watch Friends tonight
What app is that
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"Montre - I like this fukker and I dont care what any one says, hes a rustler of the golden era, and I like that chit. Speaks his mind, and thats important." - Weightsb4Dates 09/04/15
post 1511573031 07-12-2017, 12:32 PM
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lmao
Knicks are goat
post 1511573301 07-12-2017, 12:34 PM
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[QUOTE=WagerKing post_id=1511573031][img]https://i.imgur.com/0994dmg]

lmao[/QUOTE]lol good job on the reeelll line
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post 1511573531 07-12-2017, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted By WagerKing⏩


lmao
Lmfao I have to rep you for this one
Houston Sign Stealers
DEMECO RYANS HC CREW
Ugly Ass Mf Crew
Manlet Crew
Texas Crew
just be yourself
just have confidence

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post 1511573591 07-12-2017, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted By SkinnyBeast24⏩
lol good job on the reeelll line


you can detect the crazies with this line
Knicks are goat
post 1511573801 07-12-2017, 12:37 PM
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Why the fcuk are women on a HOOKUP APP acting disappointed or offended at these lines?

YOU ARE ON A HOOKUP APP YOU SLUT.
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post 1511575191 07-12-2017, 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Luc1fer⏩
Why the fcuk are women on a HOOKUP APP acting disappointed or offended at these lines?

YOU ARE ON A HOOKUP APP YOU SLUT.
lmaoo they get so mad
theyre on here for attention, a majority
Knicks are goat
post 1511575471 07-12-2017, 12:50 PM
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[QUOTE=WagerKing post_id=1511573591][img]https://i.imgur.com/brkZm9U.pmg]

you can detect the crazies with this line[/QUOTE]stay far away from that one. already forgot what you sent her and ready to give you a chance.

so then again

maybe worth it but double wrap
Bench 315x1 - Squat 415x1 - Deadlift 515x1 Total = 1,245

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COLTS (football) - Lakers (LeGOAT) - Indians (Baseball) - Uconn Huskies (college) - USA Soccer
post 1511575971 07-12-2017, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted By SkinnyBeast24⏩
stay far away from that one. already forgot what you sent her and ready to give you a chance.

so then again

maybe worth it but double wrap
im an independant woman!
no man gets in the way of my career!

she just called me a flid hahaha
Knicks are goat
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WTF u guys have quality matches and are turning them off!
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