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Thread: "I would love to be your first wife" (srs) (pics)

post 1511897681 07-15-2017, 02:12 AM
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Originally Posted By trueAlpha⏩
more pics of ho

inb4 OP gets his kidneys stolen
Dont be dumb. OP needs kidneys to pay child support
I just came here on the internet to lie
post 1511897791 07-15-2017, 02:14 AM
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Originally Posted By WhirlwindTobias⏩
You have 5 minutes to unquote the pics or I'll neg. It takes 10 or less seconds to break the imbed by deleting the img or a character from the URL.

Edit: Time elapsed, sorry bro but you gotta learn.
Lol at that "threat"
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post 1511897841 07-15-2017, 02:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
So I'm finally getting laid again tomorrow.
After meeting this 18 year old 2 weeks ago and doing pretty much everything but sex..
Shes now being a total weirdo and I don't want to force it anymore.
Gonna go Nc for now.

But I found this 30 year old Venezuelan girl who is only in Canada/Toronto to study english. I told her I'm a virgin still because I have barely had sex yet..so don't hate.
Aftet I get experience with her..I'm done with that sht.

But yeah,tomorrow she is coming straight to my place

Sorry if embedd mess up,im on mobile.















Yeah..its all in the bag now guys!👍
Nothing can possibly go wrong
Am i doing it right tobias?
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post 1511898261 07-15-2017, 02:22 AM
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LMAO at Nameless having a meltdown over here just LOL!
post 1511898501 07-15-2017, 02:26 AM
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Originally Posted By askem⏩
LMAO at Nameless having a meltdown over here just LOL!
Just found his vocabulary halarious. Brb internet space cowboy navy seal with a minor in thugoligy and major in thuganomotery gonna come find me and punish me for my sins
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post 1511898631 07-15-2017, 02:28 AM
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I like that wink emoji. It's cute
post 1511898721 07-15-2017, 02:29 AM
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OP is the greatest troll the misc has at the moment. Repping you OP
post 1511898731 07-15-2017, 02:30 AM
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Do you want to come and sleep with me, nick?
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post 1511898781 07-15-2017, 02:31 AM
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The trolling never ends
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post 1511899181 07-15-2017, 02:38 AM
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brought the lulz again! PIITB, Nick! Don't forget to pepper her angus though!
check yo self before you fist yo self
post 1511899471 07-15-2017, 02:44 AM
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Nick I will be your wife and seek your green card.

I know you have asked many times and I have ignored you bc of my sloot gonna sloot ways. But now that I see you really mean it, please bend over. And no, you won't need lube.
They said she's gone too far this time

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
post 1511899761 07-15-2017, 02:49 AM
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I have a strong feeling OP texts always himself in these convo screenshots. The guy and the girl ALWAYS talk in the same retarded way
post 1511899851 07-15-2017, 02:52 AM
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Originally Posted By PovertyChinBrah⏩
I have a strong feeling OP texts always himself in these convo screenshots. The guy and the girl ALWAYS talk in the same retarded way
Its called flirting bud..
And I thought I was the inexperienced one😏
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post 1511899991 07-15-2017, 02:55 AM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
Its called flirting bud..
And I thought I was the inexperienced one������
Looks like how two 12 yr olds would flirt. You're 26 brah and you text like that? WTF
post 1511900201 07-15-2017, 02:59 AM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
Nothing can possibly go wrong
famous last words brah.

inb4 pregnant

all the best OP stay safe
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post 1511900211 07-15-2017, 02:59 AM
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Originally Posted By PovertyChinBrah⏩
Looks like how two 12 yr olds would flirt. You're 26 brah and you text like that? WTF
Only when im sexting while pretending to be a virgin
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post 1511900321 07-15-2017, 03:01 AM
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anal and she said yes? but also wants to be your first wife? not sure if srs
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post 1511901001 07-15-2017, 03:18 AM
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You look at her in that coat... and you just KNOW there can't be anything good under it all.
post 1511901711 07-15-2017, 03:44 AM
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Originally Posted By RC2008⏩
You look at her in that coat... and you just KNOW there can't be anything good under it all.
lmao
post 1511901921 07-15-2017, 03:50 AM
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Originally Posted By Nameless15⏩
Be your first wife as an shes only here to get into a green card marriage/10 lol
Shes trying to find anyone to marry that has dat dere citizenship
Negged for making me scroll even more
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post 1511902501 07-15-2017, 04:08 AM
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Originally Posted By Podunks⏩
Idk who would believe anything you post, especially after your made up convo with your mother.
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post 1511903151 07-15-2017, 04:30 AM
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Originally Posted By Podunks⏩
Idk who would believe anything you post, especially after your made up convo with your mother.
That was real..
Swear to god
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post 1511903271 07-15-2017, 04:33 AM
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She's from Venezuela, you know what's happening there. She'll do everything for US/Canadian citizenship. If you fck her, she'll get preggo one way or another.

Stay safe brah.
post 1511903311 07-15-2017, 04:35 AM
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I know a guy (aged 27 at the time) who went out with this chick from i think it was Chile, she was pretty hnnnng anyway he goes to Chile with her and lol he comes back married, she stays with him a year and then brings her family over and leaves him.

I know another guy who was travelling South America, met some girl took her back with him, she moved into his house and then she started getting real pushy for him to marry her and wanted money to send her family back home, when he sussed what was happening he was so angry that she didn't really love him he kicked her out on the street.

Dumb kunts all of them.
post 1511903331 07-15-2017, 04:35 AM
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In b4 OP gets kidnapped by the Cartel and used as a drug mule/sex toy .
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post 1511903701 07-15-2017, 04:50 AM
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inb4 opie sends a dick pic and she goes to north carolina
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nick still texting himself and the misc falling for it


fkn hilarious m8
post 1511904651 07-15-2017, 05:25 AM
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Originally Posted By Podunks⏩
Idk who would believe anything you post, especially after your made up convo with your mother.
The fawk!!??

OP is on that Norman Bates time Brahs!??
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I would love to be your first wife op.
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post 1511904881 07-15-2017, 05:29 AM
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in for spoon pics of her anoos
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