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Forum ยป Sloot makes RULES LIST FOR BETA BOYFRIEND LOLOL (CRINGE)
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Thread: Sloot makes RULES LIST FOR BETA BOYFRIEND LOLOL (CRINGE)

post 1515237791 08-10-2017, 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted By TrinnieBuu⏩
My bf sent that to you critter? Adding rule "you are never allowed to contact a miscer other than me".
poor man, let him live
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post 1515237841 08-10-2017, 07:39 PM
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lmao honestly would date her over a girl that's not crazy
would do whatever I want and see how she reacts
post 1515237951 08-10-2017, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
Lol she gonna be single for eternity. Any man who is willing to follow those rules should have their head chopped off. Both of them.
what if she looked like white rihanna doe
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post 1515238021 08-10-2017, 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted By Scrizzle⏩
Would date just to break all her rules in a day and see how mad she gets.
Actually, that's probably what she really wants, a man to break all her rules.

If her boyfriend actually abides to all her rules, she will just take advantage of him and cheat on him 100%.
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post 1515238111 08-10-2017, 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted By Critter5592⏩









Would cheat on her/10 just show her who REALLY wears the pants.

Then run away with the side chick. And send her the video.
post 1515238541 08-10-2017, 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Maylie⏩
You redpillers have lists just like this for females. Be honest.
Bull****, I sure don't.

No redpill either.
post 1515238561 08-10-2017, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Scrizzle⏩
Would date just to break all her rules in a day and see how mad she gets.
You obviously didn't read rule #16.
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post 1515238631 08-10-2017, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Mercworx⏩
Reads like he cheated on her and she gave him another chance. Also shows that he must have been bringing up her past slooty behavior.




But no head??? LMAO she must be crazy. Hope he dropped her.
That's precisely what I got out of it. But it's basically like being castrated since he doesn't have any freedoms anymore.
post 1515238881 08-10-2017, 07:47 PM
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i'd marry that girl just to give her the most painful and devastating divorce imaginable.
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post 1515239001 08-10-2017, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted By TerryMcLewis⏩
Would a girl even want to date a man beta enough to follow those rules
No. It's a test, altho likely not recognized as such by either (if this is even real).
post 1515239061 08-10-2017, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted By weddingsoup⏩
i'd marry thatgirl just to give her the mostpainful and devastatingdivorce imaginable.
Ummm....
post 1515239221 08-10-2017, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted By FastBack6⏩
Would cheat on her/10 just show her who REALLY wears the pants.

Then run away with the side chick. And send her the video.
You Blac Chyna now?
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post 1515239241 08-10-2017, 07:51 PM
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this has got to be a joke or the guy cheated or something
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post 1515239491 08-10-2017, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted By TheMiscHatesHim⏩
You are NOT to go to Honda without me.

Spoiler!
'vroom vroom'
I think she meant E Honda
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post 1515239951 08-10-2017, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted By atomicbbgum⏩
You Blac Chyna now?
Had to look that one up. I'm a dude, and thats a female (I think). Don't get the reference.
post 1515240161 08-10-2017, 08:01 PM
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why are we caring about some 15 yo girl's list?
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXGZu4yxjW0
post 1515240271 08-10-2017, 08:01 PM
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[QUOTE=East1600plus post_id=1515239491]I think she meant E Honda
[ig]http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/streetfighter/images/6/6c/Ehonda-hdstance.gif/revision/latest?cb=20100718230844[/img][/QUOTE]350 lbs with abs, who wouldnt? flying headbutt is just a bonus

[QUOTE=weddingsoup post_id=1515238881]i'd marry that girl just to give her the most painful and devastating divorce imaginable.[/QUOTE]the only way this can be true is if you're either a murderer, lawyer or judge
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
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post 1515240531 08-10-2017, 08:04 PM
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I would cut of my dick and eat it if it ever came to me having to follow these rules in order to be with a girl.
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post 1515241211 08-10-2017, 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted By seanb1979⏩
350 lbs with abs, who wouldnt? flying headbutt is just a bonus
He would be a good bodyguard but I can understand her on this one... might be a lot of trouble with him... next thing you know flying to brazil fighting blanca and getting electrocuted
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post 1515241931 08-10-2017, 08:15 PM
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I'm sure her cats in the future will keep her happy.
post 1515243251 08-10-2017, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted By BOZZ⏩
This is the type of **** that happens when you don't choke a chick while you're banging her in the ass... Srs
last time i did that to a girl she passed out, was freaky as **** and i was scared ****less for about 3 seconds
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
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post 1515243921 08-10-2017, 08:29 PM
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"sorry buster" The fwck is this?
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post 1515244411 08-10-2017, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted By BOZZ⏩
This is the type of **** that happens when you don't choke a chick while you're banging her in the ass... Srs
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post 1515244831 08-10-2017, 08:37 PM
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I need to know what this bish looks like




Also, this is grounds for an immediate trip to North Carolina
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post 1515244921 08-10-2017, 08:37 PM
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just lol if you think this is real. This generation is pathetic, doing anything for dat viral validation.
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post 1515245841 08-10-2017, 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted By kshokar⏩
just lol if you think this is real. This generation is pathetic, doing anything for dat viral validation.
Normally I would agree. But having been a desperate loser who clung to a relationship I can attest to cringey stuff like this. I've even seen a few girls do this type of stuff.
post 1515246611 08-10-2017, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted By FastBack6⏩
Bull****, I sure don't.

No redpill either.
She said redpillers probably have a list like that. You said that's bullchit because you don't, then said you're not redpill. She said redpillers for crying out loud.
post 1515247131 08-10-2017, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted By BOZZ⏩
This is the type of **** that happens when you don't choke a chick while you're banging her in the ass... Srs
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Originally Posted By weddingsoup⏩
i'd marry that girl just to give her the most painful and devastating divorce imaginable.
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