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Forum ยป Sloot makes RULES LIST FOR BETA BOYFRIEND LOLOL (CRINGE)
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Thread: Sloot makes RULES LIST FOR BETA BOYFRIEND LOLOL (CRINGE)

post 1515248831 08-10-2017, 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted By BOZZ⏩
This is the type of **** that happens when you don't choke a chick while you're banging her in the ass... Srs
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post 1515249411 08-10-2017, 09:24 PM
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lost it @ akademics reaction
post 1515249481 08-10-2017, 09:24 PM
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any photos of this sloot? should be awesome to have painfull anal sex with her
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post 1515250031 08-10-2017, 09:32 PM
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Are you going to take that Titanfall?
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post 1515250391 08-10-2017, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted By sharepass11⏩
any photos of this sloot? should be awesome to have painfull anal sex with her
Agreed. Next she'll tell you which hand to jerk off with & when you can touch your balls. This bitch better eat ass and solemnly worship cock else pretty soon someone will cheat on her & give her dumbass AIDS.
post 1515250521 08-10-2017, 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Mercworx⏩
But no head??? LMAO she must be crazy. Hope he dropped her.
Head is so important to me that I told this chick (who's actually my wife now LOL) that we couldn't be an official couple unless she gave me head. There are quite a few black girls that TALK about not giving head. I was pretty sure they were full of chit and they actually gave head, but I couldn't take any chances. I'm not going to commit to a girl and find out afterwards that she doesn't give head. She gave me head in October of 2001. We are still together, and she still gives head.

I'm sure the big misc would never be able to relate, but with older married guys with kids the idea of being able to go out with the boys twice a week seems like an upgrade. I'd gladly "only" do that. The rest of the list is teeny bopper bullchit, or older insecure ****gy chit. My wife acknowledges that there are some hnnnnnnnnnng chicks I am going to encounter in my life, even when we are together. The "rule" she gave me is I can't turn my head to look at her or make it "obvious" in any other way that I'm looking, because at that point it becomes disrespectful to her.
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post 1515250551 08-10-2017, 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted By ****liShred⏩
lost it @ akademics reaction
lol ive fallen in love with that gif
Uncontrollable behavior with some psychopathic tendencies
post 1515251331 08-10-2017, 09:48 PM
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dude is lucky really. this is the point in turn that he punishes her.
:/
post 1515251501 08-10-2017, 09:50 PM
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Could probably put up with it if the anal is good
post 1515252051 08-10-2017, 09:58 PM
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Was this a 16 year old girl? What grown woman would do this?
post 1515257871 08-10-2017, 11:11 PM
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Imagine how desperate and pathetic your life is to have a girl control you like that. Dude should just chop off his nuts. Still can't believe betas like this exist. SAD!
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post 1515258151 08-10-2017, 11:14 PM
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If she's super hot she'll get away with it.
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post 1515258481 08-10-2017, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted By wesleysh21⏩
Head is so important to me that I told this chick (who's actually my wife now LOL) that we couldn't be an official couple unless she gave me head. There are quite a few black girls that TALK about not giving head. I was pretty sure they were full of chit and they actually gave head, but I couldn't take any chances. I'm not going to commit to a girl and find out afterwards that she doesn't give head. She gave me head in October of 2001. We are still together, and she still gives head.
Lol that's how you do it. You have to vet your partner.
post 1515258931 08-10-2017, 11:28 PM
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You've gotta be a complete tardbucket if you think that sh** is real.
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post 1515277581 08-11-2017, 06:25 AM
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Originally Posted By Mercworx⏩
But no head??? LMAO she must be crazy. Hope he dropped her.
I wasn't even aware they were still manufacturing women who don't suck dick. Thought they discontinued that model.
Nah, fukk that. Iโ€™m not doing that.
post 1515278011 08-11-2017, 06:33 AM
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While reading it I wanted to kill myself
post 1515278261 08-11-2017, 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted By atomicbbgum⏩
C'mon guys she sounds perfectly reasonable, he *gets* to hang out with the guys twice a week...











i honestly wouldnt mind it if she followed my own rule list which would be just as absurd
post 1515278331 08-11-2017, 06:37 AM
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Would legit make that my bucketlist and hand it back when all points are checked. Fukcing psycho...
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post 1515278371 08-11-2017, 06:37 AM
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post 1515278841 08-11-2017, 06:44 AM
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in b some cuck miscer marries her and then she goes off with chad
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Originally Posted By BOZZ⏩
This is the type of **** that happens when you don't choke a chick while you're banging her in the ass... Srs
Most mods are alright folks, some are absolute power hungry douchebags, a few a funny af, then there's this guy... handing out the wisest words known to man kind on a regular basis.
post 1515280101 08-11-2017, 07:03 AM
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Thanks for the pre-gym rage.

This was probably liked on ******** by hoards of women with cheers of 'you go girl' and 'girl power'. If a guy posted this he would probably be arrested for emotional abuse. I.FUKIN.HATE.SOME.WOMEN
post 1515280571 08-11-2017, 07:09 AM
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This can't be real tea.

Even the lowest of betas would be smart enough to know not to mess with a sloot like this
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post 1515280961 08-11-2017, 07:15 AM
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Originally Posted By wesleysh21⏩
Head is so important to me that I told this chick (who's actually my wife now LOL) that we couldn't be an official couple unless she gave me head. There are quite a few black girls that TALK about not giving head. I was pretty sure they were full of chit and they actually gave head, but I couldn't take any chances. I'm not going to commit to a girl and find out afterwards that she doesn't give head. She gave me head in October of 2001. We are still together, and she still gives head.

I'm sure the big misc would never be able to relate, but with older married guys with kids the idea of being able to go out with the boys twice a week seems like an upgrade. I'd gladly "only" do that. The rest of the list is teeny bopper bullchit, or older insecure ****gy chit. My wife acknowledges that there are some hnnnnnnnnnng chicks I am going to encounter in my life, even when we are together. The "rule" she gave me is I can't turn my head to look at her or make it "obvious" in any other way that I'm looking, because at that point it becomes disrespectful to her.
Black girls dont usually give head? wot srs ..... so ur telling me the ebony section is a lie????
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post 1515282841 08-11-2017, 07:43 AM
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Originally Posted By Luc1fer⏩
If she's super hot she'll get away with it.
We both know she is probably below average at best lmao
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Originally Posted By SwayWay⏩
Was this a 16 year old girl? What grown woman would do this?
A few years ago I would say none but now a days ? A lot .
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post 1515284851 08-11-2017, 08:04 AM
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Go to Honda? Like the dealership? That's what upset me the most about this wtf is she talking about?????
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post 1515285271 08-11-2017, 08:10 AM
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This looks like some high school chit.
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