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Thread: So I ate this girl out

post 1517234901 08-24-2017, 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted By FlexLex⏩
I thought it was a smart move, BS attempt to show he wants more than sex, which balances out the overly obvious whining over not getting head last time.
definitely smart to not have a "netflix and chill date" but think about how running would go as a date.

tiring themselves out, cant really talk or anything just running

he shoulda went for something where he can flirt and then escalate from there
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post 1517239961 08-24-2017, 12:40 PM
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You know OP, having thought about the situation the girl sounds like she has a cucking fetish and has had another dudes D inside her vag in the previous hours before meeting you.
post 1517240161 08-24-2017, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted By FlexLex⏩
This thread basically confirms OP and half the MISC are autistic. You NEVER bring up sex for you through text unless she escalates it first. Doersnt matter if you think you deserve it or think its fair. You play dumb then make fun of her IN PERSON sarcastically about not doing it, calling her a prude, sying dis dikc dont bite , etc etc.


Id get her naked, tease her, kiss the inside of her thigh and almost start licking the pucci next time, then stop, work your way back up to her face, and say something like "Madam I would like to collect my debts from the last romantic evening we had"

Trust me she'll be sucking that thing like its the fountain of youth
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post 1517241221 08-24-2017, 12:54 PM
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So you ate a chick out and didgnt get nothing in return...



You are on your way to cuckland

i have never eaten a girl and not got sucked off in return,, matter of fact its usually the opposite,, i get sucked off and they get nothing..

Pimps gone pimp, and simps gone simp.

But im the player known for fawking broads without kissing,,
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post 1517247331 08-24-2017, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted By jaygee15⏩
So you ate a chick out and didgnt get nothing in return...



You are on your way to cuckland

i have never eaten a girl and not got sucked off in return,, matter of fact its usually the opposite,, i get sucked off and they get nothing..

Pimps gone pimp, and simps gone simp.

But im the player known for fawking broads without kissing,,
Tf is a simp?
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post 1517248121 08-24-2017, 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted By MarinoMike⏩
Tf is a simp?
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post 1517248921 08-24-2017, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted By FlexLex⏩
Ive had sex more in the past month than you prolly had in the past 2 years. Keep coping bruhh, dont be mad Im cumin raw in prime pucci while you jerk off to your numb left hand

In b4 same hole every night
sig says no hymen no diamond
sig says long term girlfriend

quote says you smash your gf

therefore she has no hymen and is therefore not deserving of a diamond. why are you dating this sloot if you aren't going to marry her?

or is your sig a lie?

???
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post 1517249131 08-24-2017, 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted By jaygee15⏩
But im the player known for fawking broads without kissing,,
if you're known for visiting prostitutes, do you get arrested frequently?
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post 1517281961 08-24-2017, 07:03 PM
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Soooo I flaked on her
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post 1517282101 08-24-2017, 07:03 PM
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Cliffs?
post 1517282491 08-24-2017, 07:07 PM
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If you Pitched and didnt receive...I got some bad news for you OP
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post 1517282951 08-24-2017, 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted By MarinoMike⏩
Soooo I flaked on her
That'll teach her to wanna fukk you in spite of your autism
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post 1517283561 08-24-2017, 07:17 PM
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lless is more op.that goes to the x amount of time you eat her out... the absurd lengthy texts u send ... mentioning oral thru text, etc. you do none of that and shes probably suckin you off right now. but nopee....lets eat her out and do nothing, lets take fa misc lines and send them to her, lets type paragraphs to her.


youre a schmeeb
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post 1517283891 08-24-2017, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted By MarinoMike⏩
Soooo I flaked on her
why?
post 1517284171 08-24-2017, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
That'll teach her to wanna fukk you in spite of your autism
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post 1517284411 08-24-2017, 07:25 PM
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And no pics were seen. What a chit thread. Guess that's the MISC these days.
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Originally Posted By HockeyBacon18⏩
definitely smart to not have a "netflix and chill date" but think about how running would go as a date.

tiring themselves out, cant really talk or anything just running

he shoulda went for something where he can flirt and then escalate from there
lol and if they do end up doing anything and op goes to munch on the rug again he's gonna catch a nice strong whiff of sweaty poosay.
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post 1517284801 08-24-2017, 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted By WagerKing⏩
lless is more op.that goes to the x amount of time you eat her out... the absurd lengthy texts u send ... mentioning oral thru text, etc. you do none of that and shes probably suckin you off right now. but nopee....lets eat her out and do nothing, lets take fa misc lines and send them to her, lets type paragraphs to her.


youre a schmeeb
LMAO this.


Originally Posted By jaygee15⏩
So you ate a chick out and didgnt get nothing in return...



You are on your way to cuckland

i have never eaten a girl and not got sucked off in return,, matter of fact its usually the opposite,, i get sucked off and they get nothing..

Pimps gone pimp, and simps gone simp.

But im the player known for fawking broads without kissing,,
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post 1517301351 08-24-2017, 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
That'll teach her to wanna fukk you in spite of your autism
lold


OP why?
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You can still save this. Hit her up in a few days asking if she still wants you to kiss those lips. If she says yes go to munch town but pull out the dik and put her hand on it while you then finger her. SRS man i am helping you
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You get your willy sucked or not, boyo?
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Oh my days your father must hate the pathetic queer he brought up
post 1517352791 08-25-2017, 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted By SoFluffy⏩
You get your willy sucked or not, boyo?
I flaked on her. A friend asked if I could sub on her drunk kickball team and I asked if "South Carolina" would come with. She then told me that kickball is her least favorite thing in the world. I got pissed off because I went to see a stupid scary movie that I DID NOT want to go see. And said hit me up later...

She BLEW my phone up with messages and calls. She tried to get me to come over to her house last night, but I declined. She's not going to walk all over me. That girl should have come to me
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"She tried to get me to come over to her house last night, but I declined. She's not going to walk all over me. That girl should have come to me"

What?

You had plans with her and she told you its ok to hang out with your friends and you can just meet up later

idk where this scary movie fits in, but she was obviously keen to see you but for some retarded ego reasons you passed? Unless shes not that hot (in which case why did you even keep texting her? you lonely?) you ****ed up

She woulda sukked your dick 100%
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good job?? i guess..
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you'll have your pride to keep you warm as you're jerking yourself off with your tears, opie
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
you'll have your pride to keep you warm as you're jerking yourself off with your tears, opie
This man is so brutal and so right.

OP you're a homosexual erotic *******
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ITT OP doesn't understand the term flaking.

Her telling you to go without her is not flaking.


In fact you asked her to come with you and she declined.



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Who in their right mind doesn't enjoy beer in hand kickball?

Strong red flag. No one cares about how good you are, it's supposed to be fun.

And LOL at you miscers thinking this makes me any less valuable to her
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