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Forum ยป Cashier tried being cheeky to me when i was buying lotion today.
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Thread: Cashier tried being cheeky to me when i was buying lotion today.

post 1519358691 09-14-2017, 12:36 AM
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Oooo cherry blossom good choice brah.
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post 1519358701 09-14-2017, 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted By fleeceitout⏩
You gonna jerk him off with some of that lotion you bought?
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post 1519359501 09-14-2017, 12:55 AM
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I use 'women' lotions & bath soaps, shampoos etc all the time, you bunch of degenerates don't understand that the consumer market is separated to provide the same product with a different smell to more people. Instead of producing one product for all, why not produce multiple products for a variety of genders. Smh, OP if it works - it works.
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post 1519370751 09-14-2017, 06:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Riadon⏩
\My forearms are bigger than your neck *******, one punch from a middle school bully and you're out cold

Try to exit twink mode before you start critiquing 'upper chest', just lol
Lmaooo ******* stick to ur bro split . thats all you got going for ya.
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OP singlehandedly brought down the quality of the average misc post by a whole percentile
Yeah im sure this is alot worse than the several hundred FA threads
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post 1519371041 09-14-2017, 06:22 AM
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you live in ontario for fuk's sake. why didn't you call trudeau and the thought police to arrest this bigoted caveman for assuming your gender?
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post 1519371401 09-14-2017, 06:26 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
you live in ontario for fuk's sake. why didn't you call trudeau and the thought police to arrest this bigoted caveman for assuming your gender?
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That should be enough for an arrest warrant brah.
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post 1519371711 09-14-2017, 06:30 AM
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You know the hardest part about wearing cherry blossom lotion?
Telling your parents you're gay.
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post 1519371891 09-14-2017, 06:32 AM
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Originally Posted By Fatkidwholifts⏩
You know the hardest part about wearing cherry blossom lotion?
Telling your parents you're gay.
How is smelling good gay ? *******
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post 1519372361 09-14-2017, 06:40 AM
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Originally Posted By ocelot111⏩
How is life as a homo ?
Originally Posted By amikaelmorris⏩
but the important question: does your boyfriend like it?
Originally Posted By TheBateman⏩
op you left out the part where you crossdress
Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Or you could have just put on cologne line someone who isn't a *******. Unfortunately you had to do what you did.
just lol @ all the *******s who are scared of what they've been told a 'man is'
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post 1519373591 09-14-2017, 06:54 AM
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OP, you need some help applying that lotion?

I can apply it in the hard-to-reach places babe.
post 1519373601 09-14-2017, 06:54 AM
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10/10 thread would read again. this thread has brought the lolz. thanks OP, and good luck on your journey of girly lotions lol.
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post 1519373831 09-14-2017, 06:56 AM
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Originally Posted By extendlol⏩
who is the 'he'? Only chicks in this story dude.
Including you
I don't rep back
post 1519374091 09-14-2017, 06:59 AM
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Originally Posted By CheekyChris23⏩
OP, you need some help applying that lotion?

I can apply it in the hard-to-reach places babe.
No thnx jeff
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post 1519374551 09-14-2017, 07:04 AM
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Originally Posted By extendlol⏩
I have 2 cologne products, rich gentleman for night and claude marsal for day

Brb throwing a curveball with this feminine smell
The legit reason girls want to sniff you but not make the beast with two backs with you.

Gaydars are lighting up left, right and centre wherever you go.
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post 1519374931 09-14-2017, 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted By hutch6⏩
The legit reason girls want to sniff you but not make the beast with two backs with you.
can someone translate?
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post 1519375041 09-14-2017, 07:09 AM
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Originally Posted By extendlol⏩
can someone translate?
Confirmed.
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post 1519375341 09-14-2017, 07:12 AM
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Originally Posted By hutch6⏩
Confirmed.
cool, still waiting for translation of what the hell u just wrote
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post 1519375491 09-14-2017, 07:13 AM
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Should've said "I used it to masturbate with"
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post 1519375621 09-14-2017, 07:14 AM
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Originally Posted By mp83⏩
Should've said "I used it to masturbate with"
lmao, if only i was as spontaneous
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post 1519376251 09-14-2017, 07:23 AM
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What she was really saying was "you know you're a fukking homo for buying this right?"
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
post 1519376911 09-14-2017, 07:28 AM
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Bullchit! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
post 1519377191 09-14-2017, 07:30 AM
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Originally Posted By FU3L⏩
What she was really saying was "you know you're a fukking homo for buying this right?"
Shes genetic trash so i didnt care
Originally Posted By keanhe⏩
Bullchit! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
You cant? Lmao
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post 1519377311 09-14-2017, 07:32 AM
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twinks gonna twink
I got this
post 1519377831 09-14-2017, 07:35 AM
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Originally Posted By stainlesson⏩
twinks gonna twink
c o p e
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Let me bang bro
post 1519379511 09-14-2017, 07:51 AM
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And now for a breaking report from OP's parent's basement.

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Originally Posted By extendlol⏩
No thnx jeff
I know you want it pupper.

Spread em cheeks so that I can shove my strawberry-scented-lotion-covered fingers in your hiney.
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[QUOTE=hutch6 post_id=1519379511]And now for a breaking report from OP's parent's basement.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/phYby7f.gif[/mg][/QUOTE]Looks 10x better than you
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Originally Posted By extendlol⏩
Looks 10x better than you
Aww thanks sweety, but with all that make up you ain't playing fair. Mmmm you smell reeeeel good, why don't you dance some more, I got dollars.
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As long as you don't spray yourself with FDS spray like its Axe
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