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Thread: Tfw when it’s Friday, haven’t seen the gf all week, she sends you this (pic)(no FAs)

post 1520202651 09-22-2017, 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted By RazorM3⏩
or just get laser hair removal ,100% worth it
yea? How many sessions it took? It's pretty pricey, those groupons seem misleading
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post 1520203281 09-22-2017, 08:19 AM
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I love a good pussy advertisement
post 1520203731 09-22-2017, 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Titansfan08⏩
Cringe, negged
Originally Posted By MmmWatermelon⏩
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Originally Posted By cjmadscientist⏩
OP, she sends you a description about her p**sy, and you send back emojis



you're a grown a** man, stop that chit immediately
Originally Posted By RazorM3⏩
this,those emojis are top tier level of cringe
Originally Posted By TheBrentmeister⏩
Cringe



Holy cringe batman that is some pathetic **** lol

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post 1520203821 09-22-2017, 08:25 AM
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she had to clean it up for you after Tyrone ravaged it
post 1520203831 09-22-2017, 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted By ragingcrayon⏩
yea? How many sessions it took? It's pretty pricey, those groupons seem misleading
They say it takes 5 treatments but realistically you will have to do 7-9 if you want all the hair gone. The reason why you need multiple treatments is that your hair grows in cycles (no more than 20% of your hair is actively growing at any time). To target all hair cycles it takes time.

Regardless you can notice the reduction with one treatment alone its expensive but worth it at least in my opinion
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post 1520204071 09-22-2017, 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted By RazorM3⏩
or just get laser hair removal ,100% worth it
Jakes on you : I like hairy pussies.

Pubic hair tend to retain smells, I get turned on by a very subtle but existing pussy smell , I'm getting bored with girls with shaven pussy who smell absolutely nothing, as if you're licking some skin.

Pussy smell gets me hard as diamond so does ass eating : I'm just a primal man, it's a high test thing.
post 1520204751 09-22-2017, 08:35 AM
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aren't you the guy with the girlfriend who made jason genova show his cock to?
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post 1520204941 09-22-2017, 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted By CityJaeger⏩
Jakes on you : I like hairy pussies.

Pubic hair tend to retain smells, I get turned on by a very subtle but existing pussy smell , I'm getting bored with girls with shaven pussy who smell absolutely nothing, as if you're licking some skin.

Pussy smell gets me hard as diamond so does ass eating : I'm just a primal man, it's a high test thing.
Take it easy Christian
post 1520205811 09-22-2017, 08:44 AM
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interesting.

haven't seen her all week ... check
she feels the need to buy a new scented wash for her poontang ... check

had some of my buddies at the CIA crunch these two data points and they can confirm with 100% accuracy that she was washing away the scent of someone else.

enjoy brah.
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post 1520206761 09-22-2017, 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted By CityJaeger⏩
Jakes on you : I like hairy pussies.

Pubic hair tend to retain smells, I get turned on by a very subtle but existing pussy smell , I'm getting bored with girls with shaven pussy who smell absolutely nothing, as if you're licking some skin.

Pussy smell gets me hard as diamond so does ass eating : I'm just a primal man, it's a high test thing.

Yum.
post 1520207321 09-22-2017, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted By ragingcrayon⏩
yea? How many sessions it took? It's pretty pricey, those groupons seem misleading
Hate to butt in...but I know someone that got the laser sessions done. It was around 2,500 for 5 sessions, but she was HAIRY AS FUK. Full on wilderbeast.
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post 1520207371 09-22-2017, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted By cjmadscientist⏩
OP, she sends you a description about her p**sy, and you send back emojis



you're a grown a** man, stop that chit immediately
Fukkin THIS.


Grow the F up.

Also, seriously, this is a borderline pathetic thread.

And why are you only seeing her once a week and bragging about that?
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post 1520207461 09-22-2017, 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted By MantissToboggan⏩
interesting.

haven't seen her all week ... check
she feels the need to buy a new scented wash for her poontang ... check

had some of my buddies at the CIA crunch these two data points and they can confirm with 100% accuracy that she was washing away the scent of someone else.

enjoy brah.
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post 1520207551 09-22-2017, 09:02 AM
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Ive never actually cringed on the misc before until now and ive seen some terrible things.
post 1520207761 09-22-2017, 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted By MantissToboggan⏩
interesting.

haven't seen her all week ... check
she feels the need to buy a new scented wash for her poontang ... check

had some of my buddies at the CIA crunch these two data points and they can confirm with 100% accuracy that she was washing away the scent of someone else.

enjoy brah.
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post 1520207871 09-22-2017, 09:05 AM
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post 1520207891 09-22-2017, 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩
Wait...



Is this what she was doing?

"As young girls, we were taught about keeping our Yoni’s clean by using soap and water but were to to be careful of certain soaps because they can irritate you, etc. As adults, some of us douches to help with our vaginal heath, which has been said, is not good for us but now I know that there is a natural way to cleanse your Yoni and that is with a cucumber. According to the Eco- Goddess at Green Womb Living,“Once a week, except during menstruation, take a peeled cucumber and insert it into the vagina. Twisting and in-and-out movements cleanses the vagina.”Let me back up a bit, you want the cucumber to be cold, because your Yoni will warm it up and let you know when the cleansing process is finished."

I've never heard of this, and sounds like something a cheating sl00t would do to keep her man off the scent.

"I slid right in!"

"You know I do the cucumber thing baby"
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post 1520207991 09-22-2017, 09:05 AM
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Tfw when it’s Friday, haven’t seen the gf all week, she sends you this (pic)(no FAs)

Title said pics
No pics seen itt

post 1520208641 09-22-2017, 09:13 AM
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she actually texts like a girl who cheats
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Imagine being a girl and on one end you're texting a Chad who keeps it cool and slick over texting, and then you go to text your boyfriend and suddenly you're spammed with emojis and when you try talking about sexual things he starts bringing up food. Das not it mane
Originally Posted By LateShow⏩
Yum.
Wtf brah? Do you go around on Google searching this kind of chit up or something?
post 1520208841 09-22-2017, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted By ragingcrayon⏩
she sounds basic af.

I always know my gf gonna be pristine she don't need to text about it. and it can't be nice shaved boyo, if she cared, she'd wax
Some people like hair ya know
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nice glasses twink
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Think cucumber wash is just a euphemism for getting creampied.
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Originally Posted By CopeyDan⏩
LOL

Hope she gave it a good old clean after those Texas bruhs went through her

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where are the fukkin pics


no one cares about a text message



as usual, OP is a *******
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the felt the need to say it was super clean...wut
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OP how is this a good thing? She said "I wish it would be like this later", implying the results of her recent vaginal debridement would have gone by the wayside by the time you saw her resulting in an experience that is less than desirable. No thank you.
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you have her name down as princess on your iphone? you dun goofed
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Lol at that entire pic. 'Princess' with a diamond ring. Rediculous overuse of emojis. Op you got that bish on the biggest pedestal in existence. Good luck when you go through her phone and see messages from 'Tyrone' with an eggplant emoji
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Originally Posted By AsianPaesan⏩
Imagine being a girl and on one end you're texting a Chad who keeps it cool and slick over texting, and then you go to text your boyfriend and suddenly you're spammed with emojis and when you try talking about sexual things he starts bringing up food. Das not it mane


Wtf brah? Do you go around on Google searching this kind of chit up or something?
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