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Thread: Tfw when it’s Friday, haven’t seen the gf all week, she sends you this (pic)(no FAs)

post 1520210191 09-22-2017, 09:27 AM
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OPs gf has smegma
5'1 110lb manlet
Still searching for dink
post 1520210481 09-22-2017, 09:30 AM
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oh wow, someone has a girlfriend! how unusual!

getting laid must have been a rare thing growing up if you gotta make threads about a woman finally allowing you to take a peep at her genitals.
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post 1520210671 09-22-2017, 09:31 AM
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lol @ op
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post 1520217491 09-22-2017, 10:40 AM
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Cringiest chit I've ever seen. If this turns you on I don't even wanna know how quickly you blow a wad in your shorts if you saw my texts.
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post 1520228961 09-22-2017, 12:42 PM
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Op gonna crash and burn hard when he gets dumped
post 1520229301 09-22-2017, 12:45 PM
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anyone else cringe at men using those stupid ****ing emotes
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post 1520229611 09-22-2017, 12:48 PM
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The fact that she said "Wish it would be like this later", she is basically telling you she cucked you and she made it fresh for the boys to run through later. By time she gets to you it's gonna be used and smell like sweaty texas nuts have been smacking against it for hours. 100% srs
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post 1520229691 09-22-2017, 12:49 PM
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post 1520230901 09-22-2017, 01:03 PM
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You haven't seen your gf all week because she's away with Tyrone and Chad
"Sometimes nobody shows up and you automatically win."

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post 1520231261 09-22-2017, 01:07 PM
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No pics? Srs?
post 1520231411 09-22-2017, 01:08 PM
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"Wish it would be like this later" means someone else is going to desecrate it before she sees you.

Also "cucumber wash" is girl code for she used a dildo in the shower.
post 1520231481 09-22-2017, 01:09 PM
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Chill out with the emojis srs
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post 1520231901 09-22-2017, 01:13 PM
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She sounds ratchet.
post 1520232281 09-22-2017, 01:17 PM
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Titanfall makes Phesper look like The Rock in comparison with his sheer ****giness

Sort your brother out, brah
I don’t want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola

Send In The Clowns
post 1520233831 09-22-2017, 01:31 PM
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I guess the cucumber wash can only disguise the smell of jamals decaying sperm for a short period.

Why didn't the bish rinse out her nasty pussy just before coming over?
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post 1520234541 09-22-2017, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩
Idk how you FAs do it srs. That end of week feel where you’re about to eat feet and slay your GFs box is the goat feeling.

Originally Posted By Titansfan08⏩
Cringe, negged
In after Clash of the Titans
"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." (John 3:16)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh1VU-_OF98
post 1520234851 09-22-2017, 01:42 PM
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I'd rather fist myself than eat cucumber
check yo self before you fist yo self
post 1520235361 09-22-2017, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted By MantissToboggan⏩
interesting.

haven't seen her all week ... check
she feels the need to buy a new scented wash for her poontang ... check

had some of my buddies at the CIA crunch these two data points and they can confirm with 100% accuracy that she was washing away the scent of someone else.

enjoy brah.
This was my first thought. I doubt princess would cheat on you though op so don't worry.






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Not in the AM
post 1520235571 09-22-2017, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted By jacemano⏩
Some people like hair ya know
location uk


uh huh... ok toothy
you should read this
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=179438063

negs for using "of" where it should be "have"
post 1520235641 09-22-2017, 01:50 PM
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It's okay to use emojis in a relationship OP but not like that lol
I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never. These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work for the American people. Thank you.
post 1520235761 09-22-2017, 01:50 PM
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I know dat feel
Doordasher crew (SRS)
Bidet Crew
Nissan Versa 2023 crew
Bald crew
post 1520236071 09-22-2017, 01:53 PM
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Can't even bring myself to make a comment about Jeremy in this thread, my only thought is:

Cringe
post 1520237671 09-22-2017, 02:13 PM
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post 1520237881 09-22-2017, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted By NukYavlen⏩
One of my favorite things ever posted on the Misc.
I don’t want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola

Send In The Clowns
post 1520239161 09-22-2017, 02:30 PM
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Tyrone and Jamal.
Still looking for a crew... crew

http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=169710413
post 1520240141 09-22-2017, 02:41 PM
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OP on suicide watch
Make Misc Great Again
post 1520240271 09-22-2017, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted By ATT82121⏩
OP on suicide watch
Fukking ethered. Between this and the "Who does her BF look like" from yesterday Misc is savage as fukk
Smooth Seas don't make Strong Sailors. Keep your head up.

MrWhiskey24 for jolly cooperation (PS)
post 1520240371 09-22-2017, 02:44 PM
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OP - ignore all the haters. I LIKE your style brah! haha.
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i can bench press 135 pounds on a good day
post 1520242501 09-22-2017, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted By zarathu5tra⏩
Jakes on u pal. She used a cucumber to widen herself up b4 letting jamalz hit it whilst you were away the whole week.

Good chance you'll still be having some cheesecake though :-)
Was waiting for this, or a variation of this, and was not disappointed. Aye
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post 1520250041 09-22-2017, 04:43 PM
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I rarely look at female Msicer posts but the sloot on first page has it 100%. Cringey, child-like texting and is always the hallmark of a couple that breaks up in a short while. ENjoy her cucumber butthole while you can OP, its going to someone else with beetroot.
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