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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
So do they just leave you there to rot for 90 years after you die?Er..no. I've bought a 160 year lease, which is extendable, not the freehold
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!Nice shoebox Sam!!
Absolute poverty as fuk, postage-stamp sized chithole.
Looks like Grenfell 2.0
Here - I found you some furniture for your 'balcony'..
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
Well it was positive until Ashin started laughing at something he didn't understandI thought for all intensive purposes, this was gonna be a positive thread. Most of us are with you now, though. Thanks for all of the explanations ITT.
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
Likely pay down the mortgage first then rent it out, it's ideal for anyone working in London which is why I got it. I'd like to retire to the coast prices are about 40% lessSo you're going to use it as a rental property essentially?
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Originally Posted By Zerafian⏩
Same.Malwarebytes just blocked the links..........
10-03-2017, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted By JoocyKent69⏩
The building is only about 5 years old but the previous owner hasn't made much of an effort on it. I may make this a misc project where you can all tell me how I should get the decor up to spec, stay tunedtake some more pics of the apartement brah. Looks like it needs a bit of work? what are your plans for the renovation?
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
Truthfully, it sounds like you got fukked... But that's just my opinion on the deal.No it's definitely not like that lol
In theory we all have the same 160 year lease and could be kicked out at the end, however we also have the right to extend that lease at any point, or indeed buy the freehold to the land (same as a house)
In theory we all have the same 160 year lease and could be kicked out at the end, however we also have the right to extend that lease at any point, or indeed buy the freehold to the land (same as a house)
Basically, it sounds like, with my limited experience in real estate and estate law. Like lawyers got involved in the real-estate process and found a way to screw people over long term. When you die, you'll pass along to your family the opportunity to extend a lease. Nice.
10-03-2017, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted By soaponarope1⏩
Well its still yours so..So do they just leave you there to rot for 90 years after you die?
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
Ah mr positive pops up. Crossed you off the flat warmingLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Nice shoebox Sam!!
Absolute poverty as fuk, postage-stamp sized chithole.
Looks like Grenfell 2.0
Here - I found you some furniture for your 'balcony'..

Spoiler!
Nice shoebox Sam!!
Absolute poverty as fuk, postage-stamp sized chithole.
Looks like Grenfell 2.0
Here - I found you some furniture for your 'balcony'..
Spoiler!

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Originally Posted By Metz00⏩
Think you are right about the kitchen doubt there is much I can do with the sink will check the lease. There's no furniture in there that is mine, he left a few poverty bits , all needs burning really1) Kitchen cabinets and doors would look better if they were dark oak-colored.
2) Sink could be upgraded.
3) Balcony is missing a table/ashtray.
2) Sink could be upgraded.
3) Balcony is missing a table/ashtray.
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Originally Posted By guest89⏩
Just the way it's almost always done over here with apartments. I'm not really getting screwed cos it's not really like there is a choice. You just have to be aware of what you are getting into.Truthfully, it sounds like you got fukked... But that's just my opinion on the deal.
Basically, it sounds like, with my limited experience in real estate and estate law. Like lawyers got involved in the real-estate process and found a way to screw people over long term. When you die, you'll pass along to your family the opportunity to extend a lease. Nice.
Basically, it sounds like, with my limited experience in real estate and estate law. Like lawyers got involved in the real-estate process and found a way to screw people over long term. When you die, you'll pass along to your family the opportunity to extend a lease. Nice.
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10-03-2017, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like itโs a peach of cake.I thought for all intensive purposes, this was gonna be a positive thread. Most of us are with you now, though. Thanks for all of the explanations ITT.
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OP, there's some confusion in here because typically in the US we rent apartments, but purchase condos/townhomes. Atleast, in So Cal that's typically the way it works, some states for example such as NY may call a condo a flat and/or apartment that can be purchased as freehold, I think, but am not sure. Most Ca real estate is free hold, or as we call it fee simple.
Is freehold available where you live? What's the price difference between your leasehold purchase and purchasing a freehold property?
Is freehold available where you live? What's the price difference between your leasehold purchase and purchasing a freehold property?
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
do it brah.The building is only about 5 years old but the previous owner hasn't made much of an effort on it. I may make this a misc project where you can all tell me how I should get the decor up to spec, stay tuned
you can check this out for some inspiration, site is obviously in norwegian, but aint to hard to figure out, lots of apartements for sale so many of them have been renovated
https://www.finn.no/realestate/homes...roperty_type=3
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Originally Posted By PAU1⏩
ayyy someone on my level.I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like itโs a peach of cake.
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ITT old man brags about apartment made for college kids.
You're 43, have about 275 square feet in your home and talking about eyeballing college kids?
Why do you make it so easy to clown on you? Your real life is more pathetic than the crap we'd make up to insult you with.
You're 43, have about 275 square feet in your home and talking about eyeballing college kids?
Why do you make it so easy to clown on you? Your real life is more pathetic than the crap we'd make up to insult you with.
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
Since it is extendable, you should set aside a bunch of money to extend it for like 500 years after you die.Well its still yours so..
Just rot next to people until the year 2517
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
It just sounds very similar to how our auto-lease program is. Except everyone knows leasing a car is generally a poor financial decision.Just the way it's almost always done over here with apartments. I'm not really getting screwed cos it's not really like there is a choice. You just have to be aware of what you are getting into.
I'm not sure what your contract looks like but I'm guessing you really won't be able to turn a profit years from now when you decide to leave. The building owner likely knows that you won't keep it forever. And when you do decide to sell/move, he'll renegotiate the place at a higher rate with a new client due to property prices increasing.
Its an ingenious way to make a fortune in real estate really.
10-03-2017, 12:49 PM
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I have a question that maybe you answered
So you have a 160 year lease. Can you break it? What if your job relocates?
You gain no equity right? You'll never profit off of this?
Can you rent it out to somebody else and profit?
So you have a 160 year lease. Can you break it? What if your job relocates?
You gain no equity right? You'll never profit off of this?
Can you rent it out to somebody else and profit?
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
So why would you buy something for 160 yrs if you're gonna die in 40 more yrs for example?Right..here goes.. we don't use the word condo here. An apartment or 'flat' can be bought or rented monthly (usually 6 monthly agreement)
I've bought this, but you don't usually buy the freehold as you don't own the land the apartment is on (unlike a house).So I've effectively bought the lease to the flat for the next 160 years. Just like paying 160 years rent in advance
I've bought this, but you don't usually buy the freehold as you don't own the land the apartment is on (unlike a house).So I've effectively bought the lease to the flat for the next 160 years. Just like paying 160 years rent in advance
And then I know you can sell it to someone, but why would someone buy it from you 40 yrs from now if it will expire after 120 yrs? What the fuk kind of setup is that?
I dont think there is an expiration here in the US if you buy a condo.
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Whats wrong with age 43 brah?Age 43....lol
I'm 43 too although I'm not fluffing young uni girls.
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Originally Posted By Fuqdatass⏩
This.ITT old man brags about apartment made for college kids.
You're 43, have about 275 square feet in your home and talking about eyeballing college kids?
Why do you make it so easy to clown on you? Your real life is more pathetic than the crap we'd make up to insult you with.
You're 43, have about 275 square feet in your home and talking about eyeballing college kids?
Why do you make it so easy to clown on you? Your real life is more pathetic than the crap we'd make up to insult you with.
Hilarity aside, does nobody else find it kinda creepy/borderline sinister that a 43 year old balding loner with questionable sexual preferences has gone out of his way to buy a toilet-sized, dingy little flat with a voyeur-tier vantage point in the heart of a college campus filled with innocent females that are old enough to be his daughter?
I would imagine that the local binocular shop owner is rubbing his hands with glee at the thought.
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Apartment - A unit that is part of a larger complex, that whole complex is owned by a person or company who rents them out individually.
Condo - A unit that is part of a larger complex owned by the tenant, who can can also rent it out to others as they see fit.
Townhome - A house that shares a wall with another. Owned by the tenant, who can can also rent it out to others as they see fit.
Condo - A unit that is part of a larger complex owned by the tenant, who can can also rent it out to others as they see fit.
Townhome - A house that shares a wall with another. Owned by the tenant, who can can also rent it out to others as they see fit.
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Originally Posted By JoocyKent69⏩
Cheers, on spreaddo it brah.
you can check this out for some inspiration, site is obviously in norwegian, but aint to hard to figure out, lots of apartements for sale so many of them have been renovated
https://www.finn.no/realestate/homes...roperty_type=3
you can check this out for some inspiration, site is obviously in norwegian, but aint to hard to figure out, lots of apartements for sale so many of them have been renovated
https://www.finn.no/realestate/homes...roperty_type=3
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Originally Posted By JackMan017⏩
Yes, it is. Very little price difference with such a long lease. I think the issue is that literally every owner has to agree to buy, and in a largish block that isn't likely.OP, there's some confusion in here because typically in the US we rent apartments, but purchase condos/townhomes. Atleast, in So Cal that's typically the way it works, some states for example such as NY may call a condo a flat and/or apartment that can be purchased as freehold, I think, but am not sure. Most Ca real estate is free hold, or as we call it fee simple.
Is freehold available where you live? What's the price difference between your leasehold purchase and purchasing a freehold property?
Is freehold available where you live? What's the price difference between your leasehold purchase and purchasing a freehold property?
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Cuck Bolton living in an apartment built for young chit heads like me.
I get why you were so gaped now when I said I have goals to retire in my 30s, the pride you have in this apartment tells the whole story. But if you're happy that's all that matters right?
I get why you were so gaped now when I said I have goals to retire in my 30s, the pride you have in this apartment tells the whole story. But if you're happy that's all that matters right?
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Originally Posted By guest89⏩
Not how it works.It just sounds very similar to how our auto-lease program is. Except everyone knows leasing a car is generally a poor financial decision.
I'm not sure what your contract looks like but I'm guessing you really won't be able to turn a profit years from now when you decide to leave. The building owner likely knows that you won't keep it forever. And when you do decide to sell/move, he'll renegotiate the place at a higher rate with a new client due to property prices increasing.
Its an ingenious way to make a fortune in real estate really.
I'm not sure what your contract looks like but I'm guessing you really won't be able to turn a profit years from now when you decide to leave. The building owner likely knows that you won't keep it forever. And when you do decide to sell/move, he'll renegotiate the place at a higher rate with a new client due to property prices increasing.
Its an ingenious way to make a fortune in real estate really.
If I sell in 20 years, the new owner gets a 140 year lease. On that time frame, it works exactly the same as a freehold. I'm just paying a management company that is pre arranged, rather than doing any negotiating myself.
None of this is an issue until the lease gets to less than 50 years or so. Then the value declines quite sharply since you could be kicked out within your lifetime. This is an issue with older London apartments with owners who have just ignored the lease running out. Like I say, you just have to be aware of what you are getting into.
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Originally Posted By Vhagar⏩
As above, yes can move out and rent it out at any time, or sell it with the time that's left. Since that's going to be over a hundred years it won't hardly affect the value at all. Lease values decrease on a log scale.I have a question that maybe you answered
So you have a 160 year lease. Can you break it? What if your job relocates?
You gain no equity right? You'll never profit off of this?
Can you rent it out to somebody else and profit?
So you have a 160 year lease. Can you break it? What if your job relocates?
You gain no equity right? You'll never profit off of this?
Can you rent it out to somebody else and profit?
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