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Thread: Just LOL if your gf/wife can't do this!

post 1523126791 10-19-2017, 08:19 AM
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Girlgonewild you absolute sloot!
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post 1523127291 10-19-2017, 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted By TheBrentmeister⏩
Honestly what did you expect when making this thread on misc lol? You knew it would blow up.
Lol like watching a trainwreck
Originally Posted By gharamlifter⏩
who decided to became atheist first? you or your husband?

did ur fam disown you?
Agnostic/atheist...may as well call myself atheist though. He actually still believes there's some form of a god, but he had left the church for two services then came back after I begged. 2 weeks later I said I was leaving, resigned from piano player, position and we both left.
It was one of those things where we were both really scared to leave. I wasn't completely sure he was serious about leaving the church so I was scared.
I did not want to be the "backslidden reprobate wife" they would have turned my family against me.

None of our other family is Pentecostal. His used to be. Mine never was. Stay away from religion kiddos
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post 1523128711 10-19-2017, 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted By SixThree205⏩
Serious post not salty.

OP is cute but she has some disease which causes her hair to fall out in patches. I met a girl like that one time. She had bald patches here and there on her head. It was off-putting and she was really insecure and depressed about it. Don't remember the name of the disease.
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post 1523129951 10-19-2017, 08:48 AM
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cot damn this thread is still going, power of the pussy at it again
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post 1523132341 10-19-2017, 09:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Zuggie⏩
cot damn this thread is still going, power of the pussy at it again
It hypnotized you enough for you to post.

...you are now getting very sleepy @@
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post 1523133741 10-19-2017, 09:23 AM
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As Nicki Minaj says, "Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil"
post 1523139271 10-19-2017, 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Sanguivorant⏩
As Nicki Minaj says, "Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil"
Nicki Minaj is a mazzy sloot
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post 1523139551 10-19-2017, 10:16 AM
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you're terrible at makeup. you have potential tho.

do some really slooty makeup like angie varona, and misc be all over you
post 1523139721 10-19-2017, 10:18 AM
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wtf is going on itt
post 1523140001 10-19-2017, 10:21 AM
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OP is a legit 3/10. Most likely a crazy psychotic liberal sloot too given her dyed short hair .

Can't believe the misc hasn't completely torn her apart by now.
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
post 1523142361 10-19-2017, 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted By Clnp⏩
you're terrible at makeup. you have potential tho.

do some really slooty makeup like angie varona, and misc be all over you
I don't wear makeup 90% of the time. Of course I look prettier with some mascara and eyeliner to bring out my gorgeous psychotic doe eyes
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post 1523142801 10-19-2017, 10:43 AM
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Show your hubby this thread and post results.
post 1523142871 10-19-2017, 10:43 AM
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I can already hear the pussy farts
post 1523143051 10-19-2017, 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted By adamsz⏩


OP is a legit 30/10. Most likely acrazy psychotic liberal sloot toogenuinely nice and pleasant woman. A real milfy milf
Interesting


LMFAO I laugh every time at that
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post 1523143241 10-19-2017, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted By NoHomoMofo⏩
Show your hubby this thread and post results.
Already knows..and showed him the gif. I told you he said that I am so fukking retarded lol
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post 1523143331 10-19-2017, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted By Melis689⏩
Nicki Minaj is a mazzysloot
Translation? Might want to add that to my vocabulary.
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post 1523143371 10-19-2017, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted By adamsz⏩


OP is a legit 3/10. Most likely a crazy psychotic liberal sloot too given her dyed short hair .

Can't believe the misc hasn't completely torn her apart by now.
Is that ass chopped
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post 1523144331 10-19-2017, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
Already knows..and showed him the gif. I told you he said that I am so fukking retarded lol
Serious question, he's ok with it? I think I'd actually WANT my husband to be pissed off if I was posting arse gifs etc on a forum. Maybe it's just me, but I'd be annoyed if he did so I'd expect a similar reaction. Plus I like them on dat alpha time.



Oh and when I say he, I mean my future hubby

Originally Posted By jamalfudge⏩
Translation? Might want to add that too my vocabulary.
Haha.. massive
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post 1523145811 10-19-2017, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
Already knows..and showed him the gif. I told you he said that I am so fukking retarded lol
3 things then...either
1. you are not being honest
2. he's a beta pushover
3. he gives zero fuks about you and the relationship

pick one pls
post 1523146031 10-19-2017, 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted By Melis689⏩
Serious question, he's ok with it? I think I'd actually WANT my husband to be pissed off if I was posting arse gifs etc on a forum. Maybe it's just me, but I'd be annoyed if he did so I'd expect a similar reaction. Plus I like them on dat alpha time.

Oh and when I say he, I mean my future hubby
Haha.. massive
That's not my "ass" it was laundry stuffed in my pants, and I was flailing around definitely not twerking lol bit different don't you think?
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post 1523146181 10-19-2017, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted By Melis689⏩
Oh and when I say he, I mean my future hubby
sup
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post 1523146261 10-19-2017, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
That's not my "ass" it was laundry stuffed in my pants, and I was flailing around definitely not twerking lol bit different don't you think?
so what about avi pic or the other pic of you with your legs spread open in different positions?
Take pic of you two with a spork or something...blurr his face out if necessary.
hell, maybe even a sign that says, "I is husband of the weird girl that's attention whoring on misc and I approve" or some chit.
post 1523149221 10-19-2017, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted By NoHomoMofo⏩
so what about avi pic or the other pic of you with your legs spread open in different positions?
Take pic of you two with a spork or something...blurr his face out if necessary.
hell, maybe even a sign that says, "I is husband of the weird girl that's attention whoring on misc and I approve" or some chit.
we had our fingers in each other's asses in this pic.

No sign. He doesn't know how to read/write/ and can't talk/hear/see/walk
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post 1523149661 10-19-2017, 11:40 AM
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I didn't mean a generic picture from the past of you two, I meant a picture of him with you currently and something to acknowledge the misc to show he is aware.
sorry I didn't make this more clear, thought it'd be common sense.
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
Even if we had a lot of money I would not wanna waste money on jewelry. We have absolutely no debt, no credit cards, and buy used (nice) cars

Feels good
Good luck with your never building any credit goals.
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Get him to make a misc account. We will get him in shape then he can dump yo ass
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Originally Posted By NoHomoMofo⏩
I didn't mean a generic picture from the past of you two, I meant a picture of him with you currently and something to acknowledge the misc to show he is aware.
sorry I didn't make this more clear, thought it'd be common sense.
Ya I know. He is working on our car we just bought to flip...without credit JUST LOL
His official misc statement was as follows

"Hey babe take a pic for these ****tards"
"I am not humoring your internet "friends"
"I'll blur our faces out lol"
"Fine..."



Originally Posted By ChaseW⏩
Good luck with your never building any credit goals.
Good luck with being a slave to the government and corporations just so you can build "credit" lol we're buying a house in 3 months...no credit.
I'm good
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Originally Posted By ChaseW⏩
Good luck with your never building any credit goals.
Lol ^

OP - you wouldn't want a beautiful ring or jewllry for your wedding? wow. we are defininte opposites. I love beautiful things, and I'm a bit of a designer whore when it comes to shoes and bags and jewllry hehe. Going out I could easily wear like a £20-£30 dress but my bag, or jewellry (had to spell this way - word not allowed on misc?) or shoes have to be at least designer and expensive. My future hubby will be in for a bit of surprise lol
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
Ya I know. He is working on our car we just bought to flip...without credit JUST LOL
His official misc statement was as follows

"Hey babe take a pic for these ****tards"
"I am not humoring your internet "friends"
"I'll blur our faces out lol"
"Fine..."







Good luck with being a slave to the government and corporations just so you can build "credit" lol we're buying a house in 3 months...no credit.
I'm good
hasn't he cut his nails....

also being slave to corporate life shouldnt be the aim for anyone, financial freedom is what you want to acquire...

also well done to buying a house without a mortgage !
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Originally Posted By ALyon120⏩
Lol ^

OP - you wouldn't want a beautiful ring or jewllry for your wedding? wow. we are defininte opposites. I love beautiful things, and I'm a bit of a designer whore when it comes to shoes and bags and jewllry hehe. I could easily wear like a £20-£30 dress but my bag, or jewellry (had to spell this way - word not allowed on misc?) or shoes have to be at least designer and expensive. My future hubby will be in for a bit of surprise lol
The ring he bought me IS beautiful

and I'm actually not trying to offend you, but yes I'm sure we are a lot different then. I feel things like purses, shoes, and expensive jewelry are a waste of money and just material things that mater 0.
I have 3 pairs of shoes, 2 coats, 1 purse and hardly any makeup/ hair products etc..all my clothes are mostly from thrift stores. All name brand but idc about that.

When I say I'm different than most women I wasn't kidding

Edit- and we will have a house payment but got it with zero credit. We are putting a big chunk down though. You can do that when you're poor but don't buy chit

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