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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
You may not be a fighter pilot, but you definitely have the mentality, so that's a start.Mine smell of perfume anyway
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10-20-2017, 08:08 AM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
Not flying yet but misc can come up with a cool call sign make sure I fit inHey op, you fly as Franklin, Trevor or Michael?
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10-20-2017, 08:12 AM
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Sam - Oscar mike this is baldfággot over
Made up voice in his head - Copy baldfággot what can we do for you over
Sam - Oscar mike I'm ready to land o.....
Sams step dad - GOD DAMNIT SAM GET OUT OF THE BASEMENT AND TAKE THE BINS OUT THEN GET ME 20 LUCKY 7s AND A DAILY MAIL FROM LONDIS.
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10-20-2017, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted By CremePie18⏩
My sides just passed JupiterSam - Oscar mike this is baldfággot over
Made up voice in his head - Copy baldfággot what can we do for you over
Sam - Oscar mike I'm ready to land o.....
Sams step dad - GOD DAMNIT SAM GET OUT OF THE BASEMENT AND TAKE THE BINS OUT THEN GET ME 20 LUCKY 7s AND A DAILY MAIL FROM LONDIS.
Such is life for Sammy B
Made up voice in his head - Copy baldfággot what can we do for you over
Sam - Oscar mike I'm ready to land o.....
Sams step dad - GOD DAMNIT SAM GET OUT OF THE BASEMENT AND TAKE THE BINS OUT THEN GET ME 20 LUCKY 7s AND A DAILY MAIL FROM LONDIS.
Such is life for Sammy B
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10-20-2017, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
Can't say mine didMy sides just passed Jupiter
Cremepie is a sad and angry man I'm afraid
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10-20-2017, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted By CremePie18⏩
I just come into the samsbolton threads for the cremepie comments.You couldn't fight yourself out of a wet paper bag you slack jawed, low tax band, balding ***got.
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Originally Posted By Fuqdatass⏩
At least he's red now-Mentally ill
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Everytime I think you've maxed out the pathetic meter you continue to find a way to be worse.
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Everytime I think you've maxed out the pathetic meter you continue to find a way to be worse.
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10-20-2017, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
So... you make a thread where we can ask you anything about being a fighter pilot...No I've applied, not an actual combat pilot yet.
Thing is my brother has a glider pilots license from 25 years ago, so im going to use that to get in, give me a head start.I applied a few months ago, but not yet heard where they are going to post me or what I'll be flying.TBH I just want to fly that typhoon as soon as possible
Thing is my brother has a glider pilots license from 25 years ago, so im going to use that to get in, give me a head start.I applied a few months ago, but not yet heard where they are going to post me or what I'll be flying.TBH I just want to fly that typhoon as soon as possible
And you aren't a fighter pilot?
You haven't heard where they are going to post you... have you even heard if you got in?

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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
lmao sounds believableMy plane will likely be the typhoon, around 12k hp, max el >45,000, I'm sure I can go to 5-6g no issue there is special training and techniques to cope
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
You're literally 15 years past the maximum age limit you fat balding *******If you're good enough you're young enough
I don’t want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola
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10-20-2017, 02:03 PM
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You ever been in a cockpit before?
You ever seen a grown man naked?
do you like movies about gladiators?
Op, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?
You ever seen a grown man naked?
do you like movies about gladiators?
Op, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?
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10-20-2017, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted By PeaceWithin⏩
No it's been a few months I'm wondering if they have possibly lost my application.. told them about the glider thing and I used to have a proper flight yoke attached to my dreamcastSo... you make a thread where we can ask you anything about being a fighter pilot...
And you aren't a fighter pilot?
You haven't heard where they are going to post you... have you even heard if you got in?

And you aren't a fighter pilot?
You haven't heard where they are going to post you... have you even heard if you got in?

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10-20-2017, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Kiop⏩
Chase him up the road with some flack make sure he stops loafing on his routeif you saw busta while in air, wat will u do?
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10-20-2017, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted By velvetmudhole⏩
Not reallyYou ever been in a cockpit before?
You ever seen a grown man naked?
do you like movies about gladiators?
Op, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?
You ever seen a grown man naked?
do you like movies about gladiators?
Op, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?
Many times
Yes
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
No I've applied, not an actual combat pilot yet.
Thing is my brother has a glider pilots license from 25 years ago, so im going to use that to get in, give me a head start. I applied a few months ago, but not yet heard where they are going to post me or what I'll be flying. TBH I just want to fly that typhoon as soon as possible
Thing is my brother has a glider pilots license from 25 years ago, so im going to use that to get in, give me a head start. I applied a few months ago, but not yet heard where they are going to post me or what I'll be flying. TBH I just want to fly that typhoon as soon as possible
Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
Lol. I'm sure it just ended up in their special filing cabinetNo it's been a few months I'm wondering if they have possibly lost my application..told them about the glider thing and I used to have a proper flight yoke attached to my dreamcast
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So let me get this straight, you think a 43 year old can be a fight pilot with no prior experience? You have no concept about how the application and selection process goes either? So sound dedicated old man, unless your countries standard's are vastly different than mine, there is literally a 0% chance you get in, most people get weeded out from flying by your age, and these are people who have dedicated their lives to aviation from there early 20's. You're a fraud, you know nothing about being a fighter pilot.
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>applied for a position
>claims completion and establishment in said position
I know you are red and a troll, but I hope for your personal sake, that is the individual typing your posts, you really don't have this mindset. I really hope you are just trolling and not being sincere.
feel free to message me at any time. We have a lot to talk about. But to be clear, the most important talking point right now I have for you is simply to shut the **** up.
>claims completion and establishment in said position
I know you are red and a troll, but I hope for your personal sake, that is the individual typing your posts, you really don't have this mindset. I really hope you are just trolling and not being sincere.
feel free to message me at any time. We have a lot to talk about. But to be clear, the most important talking point right now I have for you is simply to shut the **** up.
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
I have a feeling this thread was created for the sole purpose of rustling your jimmies Ironmanlet>applied for a position
>claims completion and establishment in said position
I know you are red and a troll, but I hope for your personal sake, that is the individual typing your posts, you really don't have this mindset. I really hope you are just trolling and not being sincere.
feel free to message me at any time. We have a lot to talk about. But to be clear, the most important talking point right now I have for you is simply to shut the **** up.
>claims completion and establishment in said position
I know you are red and a troll, but I hope for your personal sake, that is the individual typing your posts, you really don't have this mindset. I really hope you are just trolling and not being sincere.
feel free to message me at any time. We have a lot to talk about. But to be clear, the most important talking point right now I have for you is simply to shut the **** up.
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10-21-2017, 01:04 AM
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10-21-2017, 07:35 AM
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Originally Posted By jonmcd46⏩
I know the misc is a negative place but jeez that takes the cakeSo let me get this straight, you think a 43 year old can be a fight pilot with no prior experience? You have no concept about how the application and selection process goes either? So sound dedicated old man, unless your countries standard's are vastly different than mine, there is literally a 0% chance you get in, most people get weeded out from flying by your age, and these are people who have dedicated their lives to aviation from there early 20's. You're a fraud, you know nothing about being a fighter pilot.
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how big is your caulk and can you be massive and fly a jet? can phil heath phly a jet?
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Originally Posted By maybepermabulkd⏩
Don't know about Heath. And it's quiros you need, not cawk. Extra big quiroshow big is your caulk and can you be massive and fly a jet? can phil heath phly a jet?
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Originally Posted By jonmcd46⏩
thisSo let me get this straight, you think a 43 year old can be a fight pilot with no prior experience? You have no concept about how the application and selection process goes either? So sound dedicated old man, unless your countries standard's are vastly different than mine, there is literally a 0% chance you get in, most people get weeded out from flying by your age, and these are people who have dedicated their lives to aviation from there early 20's. You're a fraud, you know nothing about being a fighter pilot.
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Legit dying in this thread.
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
At no point did I actually say I was a fighter pilot though, did I? Attention to detail at all times, that's the key to selection>applied for a position
>claims completion and establishment in said position
I know you are red and a troll, but I hope for your personal sake, that is the individual typing your posts, you really don't have this mindset. I really hope you are just trolling and not being sincere.
feel free to message me at any time. We have a lot to talk about. But to be clear, the most important talking point right now I have for you is simply to shut the **** up.
>claims completion and establishment in said position
I know you are red and a troll, but I hope for your personal sake, that is the individual typing your posts, you really don't have this mindset. I really hope you are just trolling and not being sincere.
feel free to message me at any time. We have a lot to talk about. But to be clear, the most important talking point right now I have for you is simply to shut the **** up.
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
At no point did I actually say I was a fighter pilot though, did I? Attention to detail at all times, that's the key to selection
Thread: Ask me anything about being a fighter pilot
When you say, "Ask me about BEING a fighter pilot" one assumes OP IS a fighter pilot.The problems we face today are there because the people who work for a living are now out numbered by those who vote for a living.
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