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post 1523427231 10-21-2017, 08:53 PM
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TFW everyone your age is old as fuk

Everyone's already bald, talks like an oldie, is concerned with adult stuff, etc.


My age is 24 but my age identity is 20... I identify as 20.

I'm suffering from age dysphoria
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post 1523427491 10-21-2017, 08:56 PM
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post 1523427901 10-21-2017, 09:02 PM
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well, if you identify as 20 years old, then you're 20. no one can take that away from you. anyone who says otherwise is just a small minded bigot trump supporter

I personally identify as a 60 year old 6'2" chinese lesbian light switch.


reality is a social construct

real talk though i turn 24 in a month. i dunno how to cope
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post 1523427961 10-21-2017, 09:02 PM
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when we're young we wanna be old and when we're old we wanna be young
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post 1523428021 10-21-2017, 09:04 PM
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Brah just how many bald 24 year olds are you meeting?
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post 1523428051 10-21-2017, 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted By AhDo⏩
Everyone's already bald, talks like an oldie, is concerned with adult stuff, etc.
It could be something to do with the fact that they're actually getting outside and experiencing life?
post 1523428301 10-21-2017, 09:07 PM
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You thinks its bad now, wait until you are my age.

here is what I have to deal with.

I go to the store and want an apple. i see an whole bushel of young sweet, delicious, juicy apple but I cant have any of them.

I can only have the old shriveled up dried out apple.

To be serious, I would rather not have an damn apple at all.

It sucks mans, srs i see these babes and i am stuck with their moms or grandmas. screw that, would rather just jerk my johnson and be left the **** alone.

sad but this is what happens when you get older.
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post 1523428351 10-21-2017, 09:08 PM
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Your life is like 90% over at 24, fukn lmao if you aren't 23 masterrace like me.
post 1523428611 10-21-2017, 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted By crupiea⏩
You thinks its bad now, wait until you are my age.

here is what I have to deal with.

I go to the store and want an apple. i see an whole bushel of young sweet, delicious, juicy apple but I cant have any of them.

I can only have the old shriveled up dried out apple.

To be serious, I would rather not have an damn apple at all.

It sucks mans, srs i see these babes and i am stuck with their moms or grandmas. screw that, would rather just jerk my johnson and be left the **** alone.

sad but this is what happens when you get older.
lmao. One of my favorite miscers
post 1523428851 10-21-2017, 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted By crupiea⏩
You thinks its bad now, wait until you are my age.

here is what I have to deal with.

I go to the store and want an apple. i see an whole bushel of young sweet, delicious, juicy apple but I cant have any of them.

I can only have the old shriveled up dried out apple.

To be serious, I would rather not have an damn apple at all.

It sucks mans, srs i see these babes and i am stuck with their moms or grandmas. screw that, would rather just jerk my johnson and be left the **** alone.

sad but this is what happens when you get older.
Brb suicide at 40
post 1523428931 10-21-2017, 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted By crupiea⏩
You thinks its bad now, wait until you are my age.

here is what I have to deal with.

I go to the store and want an apple. i see an whole bushel of young sweet, delicious, juicy apple but I cant have any of them.

I can only have the old shriveled up dried out apple.

To be serious, I would rather not have an damn apple at all.

It sucks mans, srs i see these babes and i am stuck with their moms or grandmas. screw that, would rather just jerk my johnson and be left the **** alone.

sad but this is what happens when you get older.
wtf did i just read
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post 1523428991 10-21-2017, 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted By crupiea⏩
You thinks its bad now, wait until you are my age.

here is what I have to deal with.

I go to the store and want an apple. i see an whole bushel of young sweet, delicious, juicy apple but I cant have any of them.

I can only have the old shriveled up dried out apple.

To be serious, I would rather not have an damn apple at all.

It sucks mans, srs i see these babes and i am stuck with their moms or grandmas. screw that, would rather just jerk my johnson and be left the **** alone.

sad but this is what happens when you get older.
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post 1523429281 10-21-2017, 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Fishoilman⏩
Your life is like 90% over at 24, fukn lmao if you aren't 23 masterrace like me.
ayy 23 master race checking in.

...felt better at 21 and 22 tbh :/
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post 1523429351 10-21-2017, 09:19 PM
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If you want to feel young again just go to the bar.
Loud ass music, expensive drinks, shiny ass lights.
It's a blast.
post 1523429471 10-21-2017, 09:21 PM
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i peaked at 22.
post 1523431061 10-21-2017, 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted By crupiea⏩
You thinks its bad now, wait until you are my age.

here is what I have to deal with.

I go to the store and want an apple. i see an whole bushel of young sweet, delicious, juicy apple but I cant have any of them.

I can only have the old shriveled up dried out apple.

To be serious, I would rather not have an damn apple at all.

It sucks mans, srs i see these babes and i am stuck with their moms or grandmas. screw that, would rather just jerk my johnson and be left the **** alone.

sad but this is what happens when you get older.
Just reading this makes me wanna drive to the nearest bar and live there wildly for the next 30 years.

Maybe you should give us some more advice brah
Kindness is all that matters in life
post 1523431221 10-21-2017, 09:40 PM
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post 1523431351 10-21-2017, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted By crupiea⏩
You thinks its bad now, wait until you are my age.

here is what I have to deal with.

I go to the store and want an apple. i see an whole bushel of young sweet, delicious, juicy apple but I cant have any of them.

I can only have the old shriveled up dried out apple.

To be serious, I would rather not have an damn apple at all.

It sucks mans, srs i see these babes and i am stuck with their moms or grandmas. screw that, would rather just jerk my johnson and be left the **** alone.

sad but this is what happens when you get older.
sheeeit I feel this way too, only I'm 22

And I can't even get the shriveled up old apples
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post 1523431561 10-21-2017, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted By crupiea⏩
You thinks its bad now, wait until you are my age.

here is what I have to deal with.

I go to the store and want an apple. i see an whole bushel of young sweet, delicious, juicy apple but I cant have any of them.

I can only have the old shriveled up dried out apple.

To be serious, I would rather not have an damn apple at all.

It sucks mans, srs i see these babes and i am stuck with their moms or grandmas. screw that, would rather just jerk my johnson and be left the **** alone.

sad but this is what happens when you get older.
Thats u in the avi? For some reason I thought that was your grandpa.
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post 1523431711 10-21-2017, 09:45 PM
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Im 27 and feel like i'm 18 still. I legit dont understand how people "grow up" just because they hit a certain age.
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Originally Posted By drvillain⏩
lmao. One of my favorite miscers
Mine too srs

I think i can still pull bangable girls at his age. Not sure how hard ill drop off. Ill be 40 soon and still tagging mostly college girls. But to be fair a lot of guys drop off at 50 and almost everyone done being "sexy" at 60. By then you just hope you found someone you bond with on a looks dont even matter level. Maybe im being over optimistic.
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Originally Posted By crupiea⏩
You thinks its bad now, wait until you are my age.

here is what I have to deal with.

I go to the store and want an apple. i see an whole bushel of young sweet, delicious, juicy apple but I cant have any of them.

I can only have the old shriveled up dried out apple.

To be serious, I would rather not have an damn apple at all.

It sucks mans, srs i see these babes and i am stuck with their moms or grandmas. screw that, would rather just jerk my johnson and be left the **** alone.

sad but this is what happens when you get older.
How old are you now? And at what age was it where you started feeling this way? I'm 32 right now and am still reasonably sure I can pull girls down to like 23ish, but the well has been running dryer than usual in the last year. I can pass for 20s still and am in good shape, but I know theres going to be a dropoff coming up in the next couple years. At the same time though, I'm not really looking to settle down for a few years still.
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Originally Posted By WSG1⏩
Im 27 and feel like i'm 18 still. I legit dont understand how people "grow up" just because they hit a certain age.
Having Kids, living life too fast like drinking and partying too much, working full time while not doing anything meaningful on the side, eating chit foods, etc will age individuals badly.
At 21 before I turned 22, I was having anxietyof getting old. It’s something one must except, yet there are ways of preserving the self. For example:
Eating healthy
Always wanting to learn to keep ideas fresh
Being energetic
Taking cold showers
Working out often
Smiling more

Most people peak in high school/college because life gets harder after that and they are too weak to keep up with the pace. You see these losers on the misc crying about it all the time. The best thing one can do is focus on building the self and preserving their youth by any means necessary.
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Originally Posted By GravityLee⏩
Mine too srs

I think i can still pull bangable girls at his age. Not sure how hard ill drop off. Ill be 40 soon and still tagging mostly college girls. But to be fair a lot of guys drop off at 50 and almost everyone done being "sexy" at 60. By then you just hope you found someone you bond with on a looks dont even matter level. Maybe im being over optimistic.
40, brother you look 27. Mirin really hard.
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Originally Posted By crupiea⏩
You thinks its bad now, wait until you are my age.

here is what I have to deal with.

I go to the store and want an apple. i see an whole bushel of young sweet, delicious, juicy apple but I cant have any of them.

I can only have the old shriveled up dried out apple.

To be serious, I would rather not have an damn apple at all.

It sucks mans, srs i see these babes and i am stuck with their moms or grandmas. screw that, would rather just jerk my johnson and be left the **** alone.

sad but this is what happens when you get older.
Oh fuk...
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I woke up this morning wanting to do a leg day and my knee hurt. I guess it's all over for meLifting weights was fun for awhile but I guess I'll have to get on sum dat bengay tiem
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I’ve fought it tooth and nail and managed to look good until now, but I’m finally seeing the wall now. Tapped some sloots up until 36 that were early 20’s, but now it’s more and more difficult and seeing babes everywhere. Potentially more frustrating than being 22 and incel.

There’s always Latin America and Asia game but they won’t really love you, it’s money game.

Either way, I’ve had some prime when I was a teen and marriage is potentially even worse. Same woman that falls apart, starts craving Chad’s during a midlife crisis and you lose everything.

Pros and cons.
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But if everyone your age is old...and you're the same age...doesn't that mean you're old, too?























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Originally Posted By WSG1⏩
Im 27 and feel like i'm 18 still. I legit dont understand how people "grow up" just because they hit a certain age.
I hear ya. Im 28 and feel physically and mentally best I've ever felt in my life.
Ive looked after myself and no kids yet so that helps. I have a friend my age with 3 kids and he's legit starting to get grey hairs already
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Originally Posted By crupiea⏩
You thinks its bad now, wait until you are my age.

here is what I have to deal with.

I go to the store and want an apple. i see an whole bushel of young sweet, delicious, juicy apple but I cant have any of them.

I can only have the old shriveled up dried out apple.

To be serious, I would rather not have an damn apple at all.

It sucks mans, srs i see these babes and i am stuck with their moms or grandmas. screw that, would rather just jerk my johnson and be left the **** alone.

sad but this is what happens when you get older.
thst made me shudder ... the thought of you leering at young girls in public ..quit it

Also feel sorry for the shrivelled up mom's and grandmas to be fair
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