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Thread: With Houstonmiscer getting head and Nicklol getting vagyne

post 1523539661 10-23-2017, 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
Get her to wear a hnnnnng corset
Originally Posted By PeaceWithin⏩
Something that is easy to undress her out of. Obviously. Lol.
So, not a corset then?

I'm kinda concerned it's gone from tonight, to tomorrow to next week ...sounds like you may have lost momentum there HM

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post 1523539791 10-23-2017, 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
Update: This girl and I are hanging out on Friday night and I have her dressing up for me (srs) (halloween weekend) what should I tell her to dress up as
Veronica Moser.


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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
Update: This girl and I are hanging out on Friday night and I have her dressing up for me (srs) (halloween weekend) what should I tell her to dress up as
Have her wear a horse head mask.
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post 1523541531 10-23-2017, 01:02 AM
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Originally Posted By RiceBrah93⏩
And silencespeaks finding a boyfriend
Well I guess that's that.jpg
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post 1523541621 10-23-2017, 01:05 AM
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unless the girl's 7+ i'm not impressed

would rather stay virgin than frolick with a sub 7 sloot
post 1523541681 10-23-2017, 01:06 AM
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Ok, this has been about the fukkin 6th time that when seeing this thread on the 1st page of the Misc forum, that I had started reading this thread's title as "Whitney Houston...."

This chit happening to anyone else too?
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post 1523541831 10-23-2017, 01:09 AM
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Originally Posted By GravityLee⏩
Cliffs

- he casually mentions in another thread he got a blowjob
- says he hasnt f yet and will make the thread tonight or tomorrow after
- me and other miscers cant wait to celebrate and discuss so theres like 3 threads
Where's the thread, it's been 2 days since you posted.
post 1523542321 10-23-2017, 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted By BlackScorpio91⏩
Where's the thread, it's been 2 days since you posted.
She hasn't earned his dik yet
post 1523546611 10-23-2017, 03:29 AM
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post 1523551391 10-23-2017, 06:14 AM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
Ok guys I haven't made an official thread yet because I don't want to make one until I actually lose my virginity. Basicslly heres what happened so far:

-met girl on tinder
-meet up at a bar yesterday
-start drinking until she gets there
-start talking to her about many different topics

-go back inside and sit at a booth and start making out

-she wants to leave
-get in my car (while she waits for uber but she never called her uber lol) and start making out again

-she starts rubbing the outside of my pants and told me to take my dik out and starts sucking

- after about 30 minutes of her sucking me and me fingering her, she says she wants me to fuk her in the car but i have no condoms so I say she has to earn my dik (srs)

-we agree to meet at her place for drinks tonight
post 1523552081 10-23-2017, 06:30 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
As it will have to be strapon let's say we have Age17troll, FA, Tommy, malemod, femalemod or Proudmanlet sized

Which ya gonna choose?

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post 1523552341 10-23-2017, 06:34 AM
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post 1523552721 10-23-2017, 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
Ok guys I haven't made an official thread yet because I don't want to make one until I actually lose my virginity. Basicslly heres what happened so far:

-met girl on tinder
-meet up at a bar yesterday
-start drinking until she gets there
-start talking to her about many different topics

-go back inside and sit at a booth and start making out

-she wants to leave
-get in my car (while she waits for uber but she never called her uber lol) and start making out again

-she starts rubbing the outside of my pants and told me to take my dik out and starts sucking

- after about 30 minutes of her sucking me and me fingering her, she says she wants me to fuk her in the car but i have no condomsso I say she has to earn my dik (srs)

-we agree to meet at her place for drinks tonight
Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
Update: I did not fuk, she went to her parents house in Katy but I will try to fuk tomorrow

I had too much fun at the bar
Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
Update: This girl and I are hanging out on Friday night and I have her dressing up for me (srs) (halloween weekend) what should I tell her to dress up as





I told you guys that houston was gonna make it. I believed in it 100% srs.
post 1523552891 10-23-2017, 06:46 AM
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Originally Posted By MrGreenTea⏩
I told you guys that houston was gonna make it. I believed in it 100% srs.
lol inb4 he fuks it all up and stays a virgin for another 10 years, switches back to #howtoearnpussy
fukn Brozart
I'm a hugger
post 1523553161 10-23-2017, 06:52 AM
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Originally Posted By Brozart⏩
lol inb4 he fuks it all up and stays a virgin for another 10 years, switches back to #howtoearnpussy
Don't be so negative man
post 1523553711 10-23-2017, 07:02 AM
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Originally Posted By MrGreenTea⏩
Don't be so negative man
negged
fukn Brozart
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post 1523554201 10-23-2017, 07:09 AM
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read thread in entirety. thank you for 30 mins of distraction at work

IN for HM progress come friday
post 1523559581 10-23-2017, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted By lolXlol⏩
unless the girl's 7+ i'm not impressed

would rather stay virgin than frolick with a sub 7 sloot
She isn't sub 7 and I don't care. This is the exact reason some of you miscers don't get action, because all you worry about is aesthetics, glow, and sub 7 to 8 face. Just make her laugh and have a good time, that's literally all you have to do. I stayed in my lane and didn't listen to any of the bullchit miscers have told me to do in the past. Yea, I paid for her drinks, go ahead and neg me but I got head at the end of the night so it was worth the $34 (total of hers and mine drinks). The number one rule is to just have a good time
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post 1523561081 10-23-2017, 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
She isn't sub 7 and I don't care. This is the exact reason some of you miscers don't get action, because all you worry about is aesthetics, glow, and sub 7 to 8 face.Just make her laugh and have a good time, that's literally all you have to do. I stayed in my lane anddidn't listen to any of the bullchit miscers have told me to do in the past. Yea, I paid for her drinks, go ahead and neg me butI got head at the end of the nightso it was worth the $34 (total of hers and mine drinks).The number one rule is to just have a good time
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Originally Posted By PeaceWithin⏩
This.

New it was only a matter of time with his attitude.
I'm back, bitches!
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
She isn't sub 7 and I don't care. This is the exact reason some of you miscers don't get action, because all you worry about is aesthetics, glow, and sub 7 to 8 face. Just make her laugh andhave a good time, that's literally all you have to do. I stayed in my lane anddidn't listen to any of the bullchit miscers have told me to do in the past.Yea, I paid for her drinks, go ahead and neg me but I got head at the end of the night so it was worth the $34 (total of hers and mine drinks).The number one rule is to just have a good time


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Originally Posted By InstantLoser⏩
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should've smashed though. no idea if the girl will flake on you for date 2. take the opportunity and just hit it.

worst thing you can do imo, is wait like a week cause then you have to text her throughout the week just to ensure you got pussy on friday.
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
She isn't sub 7 and I don't care. This is the exact reason some of you miscers don't get action, because all you worry about is aesthetics, glow, and sub 7 to 8 face. Just make her laugh and have a good time, that's literally all you have to do. I stayed in my lane and didn't listen to any of the bullchit miscers have told me to do in the past. Yea, I paid for her drinks, go ahead and neg me but I got head at the end of the night so it was worth the $34 (total of hers and mine drinks). The number one rule is to just have a good time
also bruh, you're getting ahead of yourself. you still haven't made your pilgrimage to the holy land just yet
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Originally Posted By outfoxxed⏩
should've smashed though. no idea if the girl will flake on you for date 2. take the opportunity and just hit it.

worst thing you can do imo, is wait like a week cause then you have to text her throughout the week just to ensure you got pussy on friday.
I am pretty confident that I can get it whenever I want. I didn't really have to put in that much work. Judging from the back and forth texting and our chemistry from meeting this past weekend, I feel very confident that I will be able to close the deal on Friday
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
turns out she had a bf all along boyo
they are "on and off" apparently and she wanted to cuck him with me because she's unhappy with her relationship...she also wanted to still be friends and "see where it might go" lmao

sloot gon sloot

can never trust her now lol

I will carry the torch of bitterness and misogyny for the FA incels of the misc.

fkn sloots mang
stupid sloot
she will die alone
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
I am pretty confident that I can get it whenever I want. I didn't really have to put in that much work. Judging from the back and forth texting and our chemistry from meeting this past weekend, I feel very confident that I will be able to close the deal on Friday
Is she GF material HM? You sound like you're having fun with her ..don't go misc meme when you're doing so well
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
She isn't sub 7 and I don't care. This is the exact reason some of you miscers don't get action, because all you worry about is aesthetics, glow, and sub 7 to 8 face. Just make her laugh and have a good time, that's literally all you have to do. I stayed in my lane and didn't listen to any of the bullchit miscers have told me to do in the past. Yea, I paid for her drinks, go ahead and neg me but I got head at the end of the night so it was worth the $34 (total of hers and mine drinks). The number one rule is to just have a good time
Glad you came to your senses and no longer fall for that alpha/beta bullchit that many miscers preach.
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