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post 1523720321 10-24-2017, 02:26 PM
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When girls compare beards to makeup.

Does this rustle anyone else?


It's a genetic gift vs a purchased product. Not all men can grow a beard, but all women can purchase makeup. How is it even remotely the same?


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post 1523721141 10-24-2017, 02:31 PM
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it's called cope
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post 1523721311 10-24-2017, 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted By rainieravesouth⏩
it's called cope
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Originally Posted By MuckSnapper⏩
Ah, thanks.
no prob, lol.

they're reaching for anything they can to compare or justify their need for make up. the ones that do are usually butt ugly without it
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post 1523721521 10-24-2017, 02:34 PM
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Do they?

I compare them to pussy hair in my head

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Originally Posted By rainieravesouth⏩
no prob, lol.

they're reaching for anything they can to compare or justify their need for make up. the ones that do are usually butt ugly without it
Women's insecurities make them do crazy things
post 1523721631 10-24-2017, 02:35 PM
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I compare beards to makeup wtf. am i girl?

Edit: They both hide the ugly truth so yes they're the same thing.
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yes because beards actually usually look bad on most guys and makes many of them look worse. Only a select few men have the proper beard genetics and facial structure for a beard to really enhance their look. Usually its a guy who already looks really good in the first place like Nick Bateman who just leaves humanity behind when he runs heavy stubble game meanwhile makeup can enhance any girl by quite a bit. With makeup girls can acquire a top tier eye area and glowing skin that radically improves their appearance. With makeup a girl can transform herself from subhuman to Stacy.
post 1523721651 10-24-2017, 02:36 PM
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My wife thinks my beard is as necessary as her makeup. I get hit on by too many women when I don't have one and, she doesn't like it.
post 1523721811 10-24-2017, 02:37 PM
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It depends on what the conversation is. I know a lot of guys who use the beard to hide their terrible face genetics. Makeup/beards are just coping.
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Make up is socially expected of most of us. Better comparison would be to guys being groomed/shaved/wearing a nice suit.

I once worked at a law firm and was pulled aside and told to put on lipstick because it was more professional looking.

I'd rather not wear it but when every other chick around you is wearing it you tend to feel dumpy without it.
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never in my life have i heard that from either women or men ...
are you making stuff up OP ?
post 1523722111 10-24-2017, 02:39 PM
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Thick beards are coping for being ugly, stubble is a different story.

So many neckbeard run thick beards since they have no jawline and it's literally covering half their face. In that way it's even more cope than makeup.
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Originally Posted By Maylie⏩
Make up is socially expected of most of us. Better comparison would be to guys being groomed/shaved/wearing a nice suit.

I once worked at a law firm and was pulled aside and told to put on lipstick because it was more professional looking.

I'd rather not wear it but when every other chick around you is wearing it you tend to feel dumpy without it.
what a ****ing cope line.. it's expected of us lol just lol Did you forget you have a brain inside your head? Or are you always led along like a cow? Tell your boss to wear some next time. srs. Can't stand women who say "society expects me to do xyz" so I'm just gonna do it.
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post 1523722321 10-24-2017, 02:40 PM
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I just wear both at the same time. Deal with it, bishes.
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Originally Posted By mcdojo⏩
Thick beards are coping for being ugly, stubble is a different story.

So many neckbeard run thick beards since they have no jawline and it's literally covering half their face. In that way it's even more cope than makeup.
This is cope, brah. Sorry.
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Originally Posted By jwalker42⏩
what a ****ing cope line.. it's expected of us lol just lol Did you forget you have a brain inside your head? Or are you always led along like a sheep.. ?
Take slow, deep breaths and maybe you will remember how to type.
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TFW I can't even grow a beard srs. I just have patches here and there that don't connect, so I'm clean shaven most of the time.

Luckily my facial structure is decent so it's not too big of a deal.
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Originally Posted By Leon09⏩
I compare beards to makeup wtf. am i girl?

Edit: They both hide the ugly truth so yes they're the same thing.
Potato.
Originally Posted By BeastModeFTW⏩
yes because beards actually usually look bad on most guys and makes many of them look worse. Only a select few men have the proper beard genetics and facial structure for a beard to really enhance their look. Usually its a guy who already looks really good in the first place like Nick Bateman who just leaves humanity behind when he runs heavy stubble game meanwhile makeup can enhance any girl by quite a bit. With makeup girls can acquire a top tier eye area and glowing skin that radically improves their appearance. With makeup a girl can transform herself from subhuman to Stacy.
This.
Originally Posted By 6ft4⏩
My wife thinks my beard is as necessary as her makeup. I get hit on by too many women when I don't have one and, she doesn't like it.
Lmao, rekt
Originally Posted By jwalker42⏩
It depends on what the conversation is. I know a lot of guys who use the beard to hide their terrible face genetics. Makeup/beards are just coping.
Potato.
Originally Posted By ifisthole⏩
never in my life have i heard that from either women or men ...
are you making stuff up OP ?
Read the fukkin comments literally in this thread.

Potato.
Originally Posted By mcdojo⏩
Thick beards are coping for being ugly, stubble is a different story.

So many neckbeard run thick beards since they have no jawline and it's literally covering half their face. In that way it's even more cope than makeup.
But it's GENETIC. You have to have a GOOD GENETIC BLESSING of a beard to "cope".


It's called utilizing DNA. Just like how girls style hair.
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post 1523722541 10-24-2017, 02:42 PM
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I've never heard anyone compare the 2 until now.
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Originally Posted By Misctify⏩
I've never heard anyone compare the 2 until now.
There's memes on fb about it brah, it's crazy.
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Originally Posted By Maylie⏩
Make up is socially expected of most of us. Better comparison would be to guys being groomed/shaved/wearing a nice suit.

I once worked at a law firm and was pulled aside and told to put on lipstick because it was more professional looking.

I'd rather not wear it but when every other chick around you is wearing it you tend to feel dumpy without it.
Got to disagree with this ..it's not socially expected it's personal

And there's a marked difference between a slick of lippie and mascara and the paint by numbers contour duck pout that seems to be prevalent ...the latter is nowhere near professional, unless we talking oldest profession
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Originally Posted By MuckSnapper⏩
But it's GENETIC. You have to have a GOOD GENETIC BLESSING of a beard to "cope".


It's called utilizing DNA. Just like how girls style hair.
Yea but the point is one day you may shave that beard, and the girl is absolutely shocked to find there's an ugly fuk underneath it.

No different then a guy getting shocked when the girl washes off her makeup , and sees a troll
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beards are cope for ****ty jawline/undefined face.

makeup is cope for ****ty facial features but can also be artistic/keep up with other sloots (i.e. eyeshadow)
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The first I heard of this comparison was from a male miscer putting down some fella with a beard srs. Who doesn't love a good beard hnng.
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Originally Posted By Maylie⏩
Take slow, deep breaths and maybe you will remember how to type.
shh women aren't meant to be heard, Maylie. Go put on some make up like a good little girl so the senior partners don't have to look at you without gagging. Oh, and bring back some coffee.
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Originally Posted By MissChill⏩
The first I heard of this comparison was from a male miscer putting down some fella with a beard srs. Who doesn't love a good beard hnng.
Not fond tbh
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Dudes who call beards cope are just low t bitches with chitty beard genetics that are mad that their chin looks like a nutsack when their scraggly limp pube like facial hair grows out
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Would a better comparison be men hiding their receding hairlines under hats? I know hiding snaggle teeth and a luck of chin can be a bit too much. Them there superior beard genetics more than make up for it.
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Got to disagree with this ..it's not socially expected it's personal

And there's a marked difference between a slick of lippie and mascara and the paint by numbers contour duck pout that seems to be prevalent ...the latter is nowhere near professional, unless we talking oldest profession
Maybe it's just the rich, yuppy circles I grew up in. My grandmother is always horrified when I go out to society events with no lippy.

But then, mascara and lippy is all I care to do. I can't stand feeling like I can't touch my face because I might swipe off a pound of cement.

I don't get modern make up trends at all. Who tf finds those gigantic eyebrows attractive?
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