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02-08-2018, 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted By AquilaConfido⏩
Albany is a lot closer than you think.Why don't you try it then? If your location in your avi is correct, a quick google would tell me Albany is a much bigger city and can't be more than 1.5 hours drive from you. So change your location to Albany on Tinder Plus, hide your location on your profile but leave your age showing, then boost in Albany. Set up dates for Friday, Saturday nights, pretend you live there, google some local bars, set up a date, drive there, go on date, profit.
It's only 30 miles, and im there regularly for various social events. Chicks from Albany show a lot.MFC
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02-08-2018, 08:02 AM
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are those sex sites legit?
Tinder,pof,okcupid,bumble,badoo,match etc havent worked so I am wondering if those "adult" sites work better (for hookups)
Tinder,pof,okcupid,bumble,badoo,match etc havent worked so I am wondering if those "adult" sites work better (for hookups)
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02-08-2018, 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
Have you taken anybody in this threads advice? Better pictures? I saw you claimed in another thread that you've hooked up with ~11 women now, so what's not working?are those sex sites legit?
Tinder,pof,okcupid,bumble,badoo,match etc havent worked so I am wondering if those "adult" sites work better (for hookups)
Tinder,pof,okcupid,bumble,badoo,match etc havent worked so I am wondering if those "adult" sites work better (for hookups)
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02-08-2018, 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted By twovalvekid⏩
Change your location to Albany, boost there, arrange dates, profit.Albany is a lot closer than you think.
It's only 30 miles, and im there regularly for various social events. Chicks from Albany show a lot.
It's only 30 miles, and im there regularly for various social events. Chicks from Albany show a lot.
02-08-2018, 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted By AquilaConfido⏩
Might do that. The women in my local area are much higher quality however. But may change to Albany and do a 10 mile radius so I don't get rando's from the sticks in VT or country near Albany.Change your location to Albany, boost there, arrange dates, profit.
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02-08-2018, 08:30 AM
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Originally Posted By rahfulz⏩
I have added new pictures but It made no difference.Have you taken anybody in this threads advice? Better pictures? I saw you claimed in another thread that you've hooked up with ~11 women now, so what's not working?
My physique doesnt help at all either.
I dont even know but I have been on the sites full time so eventually some bite.. way too much work to get action once and they all seem to be scared off by the thought of sex so I was wondering about these other sites
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02-08-2018, 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted By twovalvekid⏩
Good idea.Might do that. The women in my local area are much higher quality however. But may change to Albany and do a 10 mile radius so I don't get rando's from the sticks in VT or country near Albany.
02-08-2018, 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted By BRBMakingMoney⏩
Small European city, population about 400k.Depends on where you are and what age group etc. so too hard to say. For 18-29 in NYC that'd be about average, for Sydney that'd be absolutely phenomenal for white guy in Manila that'd be horrible.
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I wanna try Sydney now, how can I spoof? Do I still need to download an android emulator?
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02-08-2018, 01:06 PM
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I remember the original Tinder thread. incredible to see what its turned into.
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02-09-2018, 08:24 AM
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anyone have good hookup oriented line/bio/opener gifs??
im using tinder for the first time while travelling abroad and i wanna be pretty upfront about things
also if i reset after using my boost from plus do i get to reuse? you can definitely reset and keep plus right?
im using tinder for the first time while travelling abroad and i wanna be pretty upfront about things
also if i reset after using my boost from plus do i get to reuse? you can definitely reset and keep plus right?
02-09-2018, 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted By Socrahtes⏩
If you reset, you get your free Boost immediately.anyone have good hookup oriented line/bio/opener gifs??
im using tinder for the first time while travelling abroad and i wanna be pretty upfront about things
also if i reset after using my boost from plus do i get to reuse? you can definitely reset and keep plus right?
im using tinder for the first time while travelling abroad and i wanna be pretty upfront about things
also if i reset after using my boost from plus do i get to reuse? you can definitely reset and keep plus right?
I usually reset more than once a month, but last night I didn't and used the second boost on my account. Normally, just after resetting, a Boost only gets me 2-4 matches, but on a Thursday night at 10:10 PM, my second Boost on the same profile got a staggering 9 matches, more than I've ever gotten since Boost was released.
Could it be that using your Boost just after resetting a profile isn't the best move? More testing needed, definitely something to keep an eye on.
Originally Posted By Judge_Joe_Brown⏩
No. Think of what the average guy looks like and how terrible their photos and bio are. This number comes from a Tinder study that has been done:https://arxiv.org/abs/1607.01952I'm in the above average tier, but not quite top yet I think (don't know if I ever will be). I need to update my pics since I've been lifting religiously for the past few months. There used to be a couple of legit top tier guys on here back in the day (IDEL etc)
Those matches numbers sound very low. Are you sure? I think the average guy is probably doing better no?
Those matches numbers sound very low. Are you sure? I think the average guy is probably doing better no?
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02-09-2018, 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted By pancakemouse⏩
Interdasting. My main pic is literally a mirror selfie. I saw threads for profile review on reddit but I thought it was just mainly because super nerdy people use redditIf you reset, you get your free Boost immediately.
I usually reset more than once a month, but last night I didn't and used the second boost on my account. Normally, just after resetting, a Boost only gets me 2-4 matches, but on a Thursday night at 10:10 PM, my second Boost on the same profile got a staggering 9 matches, more than I've ever gotten since Boost was released.
Could it be that using your Boost just after resetting a profile isn't the best move? More testing needed, definitely something to keep an eye on.
No. Think of what the average guy looks like and how terrible their photos and bio are. This number comes from a Tinder study that has been done:https://arxiv.org/abs/1607.01952
I usually reset more than once a month, but last night I didn't and used the second boost on my account. Normally, just after resetting, a Boost only gets me 2-4 matches, but on a Thursday night at 10:10 PM, my second Boost on the same profile got a staggering 9 matches, more than I've ever gotten since Boost was released.
Could it be that using your Boost just after resetting a profile isn't the best move? More testing needed, definitely something to keep an eye on.
No. Think of what the average guy looks like and how terrible their photos and bio are. This number comes from a Tinder study that has been done:https://arxiv.org/abs/1607.01952
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02-09-2018, 12:35 PM
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02-09-2018, 01:04 PM
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chick i've seen 3x now, is a complete hore.
dropping her.
i arrive to her place, a little earlier than expected, and she's skyping with this marine who wants to marry her (yet they've never met)

lies to him saying 'she's tired and going to bed'. brings me back to her room and rails me
then peep phone while she's taking off her makeup in the bathroom



naaaah actually don't care and was tired of railing her anyways. post was more to show what these girls are REALLY up to.
best to her and her orbiters.
dropping her.
i arrive to her place, a little earlier than expected, and she's skyping with this marine who wants to marry her (yet they've never met)

lies to him saying 'she's tired and going to bed'. brings me back to her room and rails me
then peep phone while she's taking off her makeup in the bathroom



naaaah actually don't care and was tired of railing her anyways. post was more to show what these girls are REALLY up to.
best to her and her orbiters.
02-09-2018, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Judge_Joe_Brown⏩
curious what GIF it isI think a funny GIF is probably the best opener IMO, I have a go to gif.
sometimes when bumble girls are boring and just open with "hey what's up?" I send

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Originally Posted By liftyousay⏩
Jesus three dudes hitting her up in four minutes. I don't blame youchick i've seen 3x now, is a complete hore.
dropping her.
i arrive to her place, a little earlier than expected, and she's skyping with this marine who wants to marry her (yet they've never met)
lies to him saying 'she's tired and going to bed'. brings me back to her room and rails me
then peep phone while she's taking off her makeup in the bathroom
naaaah actually don't care and was tired of railing her. best to her and her orbiters.
dropping her.
i arrive to her place, a little earlier than expected, and she's skyping with this marine who wants to marry her (yet they've never met)
lies to him saying 'she's tired and going to bed'. brings me back to her room and rails me
then peep phone while she's taking off her makeup in the bathroom
naaaah actually don't care and was tired of railing her. best to her and her orbiters.
02-09-2018, 01:14 PM
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women are ruined bros we all know this also tinder is dead no need to even have that app anymore
time to band together and legalize prostitution
time to band together and legalize prostitution
02-09-2018, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted By liftyousay⏩
You are writing this as a guy who sleeps with dozens of women a year...chick i've seen 3x now, is a complete hore.
dropping her.
i arrive to her place, a little earlier than expected, and she's skyping with this marine who wants to marry her (yet they've never met)

lies to him saying 'she's tired and going to bed'. brings me back to her room and rails me
then peep phone while she's taking off her makeup in the bathroom



naaaah actually don't care and was tired of railing her anyways. post was more to show what these girls are REALLY up to.
best to her and her orbiters.
dropping her.
i arrive to her place, a little earlier than expected, and she's skyping with this marine who wants to marry her (yet they've never met)

lies to him saying 'she's tired and going to bed'. brings me back to her room and rails me
then peep phone while she's taking off her makeup in the bathroom



naaaah actually don't care and was tired of railing her anyways. post was more to show what these girls are REALLY up to.
best to her and her orbiters.
#hypocrisy
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02-09-2018, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted By awilll⏩
As long as I have a face, you will have a place to sit.Girl I was messaging out of the blue sends "I've decided that I want to sit on your face"
Any ideas on what to respond? Don't want to sound tooo overeager
Any ideas on what to respond? Don't want to sound tooo overeager
strong thirst on that girls phone lift
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02-10-2018, 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted By TheIronAsylum⏩
Your posts in this thread are always funny but there's also always alot of underlying truth to them. Tinder HAS commoditized sex more than anything else before it... I can say from first hand experience that it has definitely turned some women into prostitutes (that otherwise might not have been). I suppose girls figure, they're getting pumped and dumped anyway, so may as well get paid for it.women are ruined bros we all know this also tinder is dead no need to even have that app anymore
time to band together and legalize prostitution
time to band together and legalize prostitution
Prostitution is already legal here, it's great, it's just very expensive here. Whereas I'm certain that if prostitution was legal in the US it'd be relatively cheap it's a shame it's not. IMO the US is probably already the best place in the western world to live a 'player' lifestyle, legal prostitution is the only thing missing to make it the best by far.
Originally Posted By Judge_Joe_Brown⏩
Are you a masochist? Easiest way is to pay for Tinder plus and change location, also hide your distance. Paying to spoof Sydney and talk to Aussie women is the next best thing to paying someone to kick you in the nuts.I wanna try Sydney now, how can I spoof? Do I still need to download an android emulator?
Originally Posted By pancakemouse⏩
A key that opens many locks is a master key, a lock that opens to many keys is a crappy lock... Surely this thread is beyond thinking men and women are the same and/or thinking they play by the same rules within the realm of dating.You are writing this as a guy who sleeps with dozens of women a year...
#hypocrisy
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02-10-2018, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted By liftyousay⏩
wtf is on her leg birth mark or period bloodchick i've seen 3x now, is a complete hore.
dropping her.
i arrive to her place, a little earlier than expected, and she's skyping with this marine who wants to marry her (yet they've never met)

lies to him saying 'she's tired and going to bed'. brings me back to her room and rails me
then peep phone while she's taking off her makeup in the bathroom



naaaah actually don't care and was tired of railing her anyways. post was more to show what these girls are REALLY up to.
best to her and her orbiters.
dropping her.
i arrive to her place, a little earlier than expected, and she's skyping with this marine who wants to marry her (yet they've never met)

lies to him saying 'she's tired and going to bed'. brings me back to her room and rails me
then peep phone while she's taking off her makeup in the bathroom



naaaah actually don't care and was tired of railing her anyways. post was more to show what these girls are REALLY up to.
best to her and her orbiters.
02-10-2018, 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted By awilll⏩
"actions > words"Girl I was messaging out of the blue sends "I've decided that I want to sit on your face"
Any ideas on what to respond? Don't want to sound tooo overeager
Any ideas on what to respond? Don't want to sound tooo overeager
nc
Originally Posted By pancakemouse⏩
i know, that's why i wrote the last part. at least she could be more stealth about it all, is all. also no guy wants a girl that sleeps with a lot of men, for anything serious at least, but girls want guys that sleep (or have slept) with a lot of women, cause they know there's something about them and women are competitive with each other, trying to lock that guy down for themselves. no guy of value will compete for a girl with a high lay count. i'm just over her. her having orbiters around or not, didn't make a difference, but perhaps a reminder as to her being no good if i were looking for something serious.You are writing this as a guy who sleeps with dozens of women a year...
#hypocrisy
#hypocrisy
Originally Posted By HomerJThompson⏩
string in the way from her short shorts. was skyping there and said she would have 'killed me' when i asked her what 'she would have done had i walked behind her (so the marine could see she was clearly with a dude)'wtf is on her leg birth mark or period blood
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02-10-2018, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted By liftyousay⏩
lol you should have done it"actions > words"
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i know, that's why i wrote the last part. at least she could be more stealth about it all, is all. also no guy wants a girl that sleeps with a lot of men, for anything serious at least, but girls want guys that sleep (or have slept) with a lot of women, cause they know there's something about them and women are competitive with each other, trying to lock that guy down for themselves. no guy of value will compete for a girl with a high lay count. i'm just over her. her having orbiters around or not, didn't make a difference, but perhaps a reminder as to her being no good if i were looking for something serious.
string in the way from her short shorts. was skyping there and said she would have 'killed me' when i asked her what 'she would have done had i walked behind her (so the marine could see she was clearly with a dude)'
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i know, that's why i wrote the last part. at least she could be more stealth about it all, is all. also no guy wants a girl that sleeps with a lot of men, for anything serious at least, but girls want guys that sleep (or have slept) with a lot of women, cause they know there's something about them and women are competitive with each other, trying to lock that guy down for themselves. no guy of value will compete for a girl with a high lay count. i'm just over her. her having orbiters around or not, didn't make a difference, but perhaps a reminder as to her being no good if i were looking for something serious.
string in the way from her short shorts. was skyping there and said she would have 'killed me' when i asked her what 'she would have done had i walked behind her (so the marine could see she was clearly with a dude)'
02-10-2018, 02:53 PM
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anyone else have this happen where a chick seems eager on tinder, you get her number, and then you text her but she never replies?
second time this is happening to me lmao. i know the number is legit too because of FB lookup. oh well, on to the next one.
second time this is happening to me lmao. i know the number is legit too because of FB lookup. oh well, on to the next one.
Originally Posted By Socrahtes⏩
in for this as wellanyone got a cheeky valentines day line? u boys know this is perfect timing
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02-10-2018, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted By Socrahtes⏩
You know "HerName," if we work quickly, we can become a couple in time to do cute Valentines Day things together.anyone got a cheeky valentines day line? u boys know this is perfect timing
02-10-2018, 07:24 PM
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Is it just me or has Tinder been slowly dying?
02-10-2018, 07:29 PM
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Anyone spoofed to the Olympic village?
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Originally Posted By BRBMakingMoney⏩
K just got tinder plus just for this. 84 matches in my city to start off with, let’s see how we fare in AustraliaYour posts in this thread are always funny but there's also always alot of underlying truth to them. Tinder HAS commoditized sex more than anything else before it... I can say from first hand experience that it has definitely turned some women into prostitutes (that otherwise might not have been). I suppose girls figure, they're getting pumped and dumped anyway, so may as well get paid for it.
Prostitution is already legal here, it's great, it's just very expensive here. Whereas I'm certain that if prostitution was legal in the US it'd be relatively cheap it's a shame it's not. IMO the US is probably already the best place in the western world to live a 'player' lifestyle, legal prostitution is the only thing missing to make it the best by far.
Are you a masochist? Easiest way is to pay for Tinder plus and change location, also hide your distance. Paying to spoof Sydney and talk to Aussie women is the next best thing to paying someone to kick you in the nuts.
A key that opens many locks is a master key, a lock that opens to many keys is a crappy lock... Surely this thread is beyond thinking men and women are the same and/or thinking they play by the same rules within the realm of dating.
Prostitution is already legal here, it's great, it's just very expensive here. Whereas I'm certain that if prostitution was legal in the US it'd be relatively cheap it's a shame it's not. IMO the US is probably already the best place in the western world to live a 'player' lifestyle, legal prostitution is the only thing missing to make it the best by far.
Are you a masochist? Easiest way is to pay for Tinder plus and change location, also hide your distance. Paying to spoof Sydney and talk to Aussie women is the next best thing to paying someone to kick you in the nuts.
A key that opens many locks is a master key, a lock that opens to many keys is a crappy lock... Surely this thread is beyond thinking men and women are the same and/or thinking they play by the same rules within the realm of dating.
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02-10-2018, 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted By Judge_Joe_Brown⏩
What age are you? What is your age/distance filter settings? and are you swiping right to everyone? That will also have a bearing on your matches obviously. It's Sunday now so this is your best bet, you'll get more matches now than any other time.K just got tinder plus just for this. 84 matches in my city to start off with, let’s see how we fare in Australia
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