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post 1543578171 02-12-2018, 11:34 AM
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your penis is small
post 1543578411 02-12-2018, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted By mchabs⏩
"that was fun while it lasted"

they don't call me 10 second Mitch for nothing
Lold what a cheeky sloot
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post 1543578761 02-12-2018, 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted By sword_⏩
I had sex with an ex and she immediately cried after b/c she wanted to get back together.
Same, but she thought the sex made us together. She goes while crying: "I'm so happy that we're back together. I missed you so much."

U fukin wot m8?

I didn't have the heart to break her on the spot.
post 1543578801 02-12-2018, 11:38 AM
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Nothing but good things over here boyo. Was told I had the most "gorgeous" cock she'd ever seen this weekend lmao
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post 1543579161 02-12-2018, 11:41 AM
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"Why are you doing this? I'm calling the cops! Please stop...no, no, no!"

Something like that. Oh these cheeky sloots in dark alley's amirite?
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post 1543579211 02-12-2018, 11:42 AM
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Probably “gotta go soon”
post 1543579481 02-12-2018, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted By vsportsguy⏩
Same, but she thought the sex made us together. She goes while crying: "I'm so happy that we're back together. I missed you so much."

U fukin wot m8?

I didn't have the heart to break her on the spot.
ouch
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post 1543579571 02-12-2018, 11:44 AM
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"No dont do that" PFFT bich please.
post 1543579851 02-12-2018, 11:47 AM
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Her: Your brother is a lot bigger

Me: thanks sis
post 1543580061 02-12-2018, 11:48 AM
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post 1543580091 02-12-2018, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted By vsportsguy⏩
Same, but she thought the sex made us together. She goes while crying: "I'm so happy that we're back together. I missed you so much."

U fukin wot m8?

I didn't have the heart to break her on the spot.
Fffuuuuu
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post 1543580111 02-12-2018, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted By BRANDERSS⏩
"Take your finger out of there I need to chit" wasn't bad by any means but I don't wanna hear that she had to poop that's just gross Andy.
Lmao please say you're joking
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post 1543581341 02-12-2018, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Vampirelol⏩
Nothing but good things over here boyo. Was told I had the most "gorgeous" cock she'd ever seen this weekend lmao
the ****?
post 1543581471 02-12-2018, 12:01 PM
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"It wasn't as hard as usual, what's wrong"?

I wasn't feeling well that day. Considering this is the worst I've heard, I'm pretty well off.
post 1543582001 02-12-2018, 12:06 PM
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post 1543582171 02-12-2018, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted By DesiredUser****⏩
Haven't had a disappointed customer yet ayyyyyyyyyy
this, feels good.

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post 1543582881 02-12-2018, 12:12 PM
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My ex girlfriend got pregnant and we decided it would be best to abort it. It was a surgical abortion and she was advised not to have sex for 30 days. We had sex after about a week(stupid, I know). We were 69'ing and she used to like it when I would pretty much put her entire pussy, clit, lips and everything into my mouth and suck it. I sucked it and swallowed a chunk of flesh. Was like waaaaait a minute, then threw her off me and started vomiting all over the bed. She started crying and **** when I told her what was up. She told me when she calmed down that she had been having discharge since the abortion and the doctors told her random bits of flesh/gunky **** might appear for a few weeks. Tasted so ****ing disgusting. Sucked up and swallowed the discharge of an abortion.
post 1543583131 02-12-2018, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Vampirelol⏩
Nothing but good things over here boyo. Was told I had the most "gorgeous" cock she'd ever seen this weekend lmao
Wtf is a gorgeous cock? Does it have like blonde hair and a scarf? Designer dicks? Chanel penis? Women, lol.
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post 1543583151 02-12-2018, 12:15 PM
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post 1543583361 02-12-2018, 12:17 PM
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52 posts in and nobody has said

"someone else's name"

Honestly kind of surprised lol.
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post 1543585141 02-12-2018, 12:34 PM
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It would help if you could get hard
post 1543585271 02-12-2018, 12:35 PM
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post 1543585681 02-12-2018, 12:39 PM
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1 time smashed tinder sloot raw, busted inside

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post 1543585771 02-12-2018, 12:40 PM
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post 1543586121 02-12-2018, 12:44 PM
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post 1543586531 02-12-2018, 12:47 PM
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post 1543586751 02-12-2018, 12:50 PM
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Probably asking when we can do it again. My closeted heart was rekt every time. Felt like she kicked me in the balls and punched me on the stomach at the same time.
post 1543586891 02-12-2018, 12:51 PM
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guess its not that bad but the worst (and only actual bad thing) ive heard from a girl after sex was "so did all the beer we drank melt your abs away" i was on that bulky bloat lord time. Safe to say i was rustled.
post 1543587201 02-12-2018, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted By Lucianus⏩
Probably asking when we can do it again. My closeted heart was rekt every time. Felt like she kicked me in the balls and punched me on the stomach at the same time.
So you were able to get it up for chicks in your past life? Always wondered this with closeted gay dudes. My home designer is a 50 something year old flaming homosexual and spend the first half of his life as a straight, married, accountant. I just can't imagine performing for someone I have zero attraction for.
post 1543587341 02-12-2018, 12:56 PM
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