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Originally Posted By cookiefiend⏩
shes a brown woman..they are hairier than most guysI feel like belly button lint is a man thing.
its usually hair on your around your belly which traps that lint i think
some kitchen tips i learnt from my chefs:
-eggs:add teaspoon of water when beating eggs in the bowl for omelette..it will help break up the albumin ..and also the steam within will make eggs cook fluffier.
-prevent burning of butter: again..add teaspoon of water in hot pan..knob of butter will completely melt before part of butter starts browning and burning on a pan while other half is still melting.
-Bacon tips:when cookingsmaller portion...lay flat on a COLD pan (u can add teaspoon water here also)...then start on medium flame (do not put on high)....bacon fat will nicely render, they will cook beautiful without curling up or unevenly cooked and burnt. DO NOT FUKIN put cooking oil on the pan..bacon has sh!t tons of fat in it which renders.
big portions: spread foil on a baking sheet (for easy cleanup)...lay them flat...preheated oven at 400 F for 12-15 mins..beautiful uncurled bacon.
Lay them on wire rack before serving..so the excess grease dries up and they are crunchy. (air from below wire rack helps crisp them up unlike paper towel)
-onions ..(this my mom taught me)....chop up the whole onion any style u like...let them sit in cold water for 10 mins..strain them out and put them in the fridge...u have chopped onion for a week anytime u wanna cook up some eggs or sautee some dish etc. (its the acid which makes them pungent & mushy in the fridge..but u rinsed it out now so they wont stink up the fridge)
-Prevent watery gravys or stir fry sauces or soups.....take a bowl...mix equal amounts of softened butter and flour into a clay like dough (beurre manie)....keep it in fridge..take out small bits and throw in the pot whenever needed to thicken up stews or gravys or stir fry dishes.
-Spoons :metal spoons & forks can be left in the cup or bowl in a microwave..they dont cause sparks unlike other metal objects.
-Making carbonara without eggs scrambling:Temper the egg and cheese mixture by adding hot pasta water slowly into the bowl before adding the whole thing in the pan...this will prevent eggs from scrambling due to sudden heat in the pan.
As you can see..water can be used in many ways to improve cooking in the kitchen for recipes that dont call for water.
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03-14-2018, 02:16 AM
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Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
Rinsing dishes + loading them into the dishwasher takes more time than simply washing by hand. Way more time if you account for the actual dishwasher run time.
I use my dishwasher as a place to store rarely used dishes and cooking stuff.
The GOAT way.
I use my dishwasher as a place to store rarely used dishes and cooking stuff.
The GOAT way.

it may take more overall time for the dishes to be done but it takes way less of your own time.
time=money boyo.
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03-14-2018, 02:28 AM
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Originally Posted By BullittEV⏩
it may take more overall time for the dishes to be done but it takes way less of your own time.
time=money boyo.
modern dishwashers and pods actually are so good u dont need to rinse out dishes in the sink unless u have dried up cheese or burnt scraps on heavy pans.
it may take more overall time for the dishes to be done but it takes way less of your own time.
time=money boyo.
dishwashers also save water usage...they use water very efficiently as opposed to manual handwash
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03-14-2018, 02:38 AM
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Originally Posted By KRANE⏩
You're missing the point.With all the depravity and disgusting posts and threads here this is what you take issue with? At least you got the losing faith in humanity right. Even if it is grossly misdirected.
Being misled to not understand why women do xyz or how there is no anabolic window is understandable ignorance you can recover from, learn and or improve upon. This sort of retardation directly underscores innate intelligence. Something that cannot be fixed. A baboon could figure out how to stack tupperware and it wouldn't take until age 30. Also, most of those threads/responses are comedy and not to be taken seriously.
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Originally Posted By Mythenthefang⏩
I've seen a ton of weird stuff during my years on the misc but the one thing that blew my mind the most is that ameribrahs don't use this ^^You ameribrahs are all kinds of fukked up
Just get a fukkin plastic kettle/jug that plugs into the wall to boil water then put the boiling water over the instant noodles in the bowl and leave it covered with a chopping board or another plate
Degenerates I swear

Just get a fukkin plastic kettle/jug that plugs into the wall to boil water then put the boiling water over the instant noodles in the bowl and leave it covered with a chopping board or another plate
Degenerates I swear

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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
Did she really need the pillow to take you all the way down?a small pillow under her butt in missionary helps her take u deeper
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Originally Posted By Mythenthefang⏩
brah I'm fukkin ded .... .Ameribrahs dont use electric kettles lmfao?You ameribrahs are all kinds of fukked up
Just get a fukkin plastic kettle/jug that plugs into the wall to boil water then put the boiling water over the instant noodles in the bowl and leave it covered with a chopping board or another plate
Degenerates I swear

Just get a fukkin plastic kettle/jug that plugs into the wall to boil water then put the boiling water over the instant noodles in the bowl and leave it covered with a chopping board or another plate
Degenerates I swear

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03-14-2018, 05:56 AM
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Originally Posted By SoreGunz⏩
Not sure If srs, we both been out of college 4 years. She’ll be 26 in a weekWife at 24? Dam son, hope it works out, she must be in college
Originally Posted By bongowongo⏩
Electric kettle crew checking inbrah I'm fukkin ded .... .Ameribrahs dont use electric kettles lmfao?
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Originally Posted By whtcoupe⏩
You should never put good jeans in a washing machine, it ruins them first wash.I thought everyone washed blue jeans after one day. BRB jeans worn out in no time. Got divorced and my first GF was asking me wtf. Three times before i wash them now
Instead put them in a bag in the freezer, it freezes any bacteria and removes the smell. If you spilt anything on them just spot clean it
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Originally Posted By Joseph1990⏩
lmao someone is hella salty that they over-analyze every menial task in their life while others don't concern themselves.You're missing the point.
Being misled to not understand why women do xyz or how there is no anabolic window is understandable ignorance you can recover from, learn and or improve upon. This sort of retardation directly underscores innate intelligence. Something that cannot be fixed. A baboon could figure out how to stack tupperware and it wouldn't take until age 30. Also, most of those threads/responses are comedy and not to be taken seriously.
Being misled to not understand why women do xyz or how there is no anabolic window is understandable ignorance you can recover from, learn and or improve upon. This sort of retardation directly underscores innate intelligence. Something that cannot be fixed. A baboon could figure out how to stack tupperware and it wouldn't take until age 30. Also, most of those threads/responses are comedy and not to be taken seriously.
Originally Posted By GardHainer⏩
interdasting, not sure if srs but it sounds legit.You should never put good jeans in a washing machine, it ruins them first wash.
Instead put them in a bag in the freezer, it freezes any bacteria and removes the smell. If you spilt anything on them just spot clean it
Instead put them in a bag in the freezer, it freezes any bacteria and removes the smell. If you spilt anything on them just spot clean it
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Originally Posted By bongowongo⏩
no one uses electric kettles in americabrah I'm fukkin ded .... .Ameribrahs dont use electric kettles lmfao?
reason being they are more useful for tea drinking countries..and america runs on coffee and dunkin donuts
similarly, you wont find those cheap coffee pot machines in other countries
friends were mind blown when i boiled water in saucepan..they microwave it.
america is so geographically separated from rest of the world that everything was invented differently here and knowledge never crossed the oceans.
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03-14-2018, 06:18 AM
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Originally Posted By Nocturnal310⏩
but who was french press thono one uses electric kettles in america
reason being they are more useful for tea drinking countries..and america runs on coffee and dunkin donuts
similarly, you wont find those cheap coffee pot machines in other countries
reason being they are more useful for tea drinking countries..and america runs on coffee and dunkin donuts
similarly, you wont find those cheap coffee pot machines in other countries
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Originally Posted By tekkenbruh⏩
helps her take more of me easier, still can’t really get my whole length in but a little more than normalDid she really need the pillow to take you all the way down?
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
You tickled her stomach didn't youhelps her take more of me easier, still can’t really get my whole length in buta little more than normal
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03-14-2018, 11:12 AM
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Americans don't use electric kettles because it takes longer to boil, at least from my observation.
Brb 1 liter of water in UK kettle boils in 45 sec,
Brb 1 liter of water in USA kettle boils in 2mins
Also not as big into tea,
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Brb 1 liter of water in UK kettle boils in 45 sec,
Brb 1 liter of water in USA kettle boils in 2mins
Also not as big into tea,
espresso crew
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Originally Posted By footmenrow⏩
thisAmericans don't use electric kettles because it takes longer to boil, at least from my observation.
Brb 1 liter of water in UK kettle boils in 45 sec,
Brb 1 liter of water in USA kettle boils in 2mins
Also not as big into tea,
espresso crew
Brb 1 liter of water in UK kettle boils in 45 sec,
Brb 1 liter of water in USA kettle boils in 2mins
Also not as big into tea,
espresso crew
euro brahs dont realize that standard US outlets are 110v @ 12 amp = 1320 watts.
Read:kettles are useless over here
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Originally Posted By Jacobcapra⏩
lmao someone is hella salty that they over-analyze every menial task in their life while others don't concern themselves.

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she taught me:
-to not hang wet towels on a hook to prevent them from smelly funky, instead hang them on a rack or over the top of a door
-lighting a few candles and then fukking is way better than fukking with the lights on/dimmed
I taught her:
-to floss her teeth facing into the shower so that food particles don't get on the mirror
-to not hang wet towels on a hook to prevent them from smelly funky, instead hang them on a rack or over the top of a door
-lighting a few candles and then fukking is way better than fukking with the lights on/dimmed
I taught her:
-to floss her teeth facing into the shower so that food particles don't get on the mirror
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Originally Posted By tekkenbruh⏩
You tickled her stomach didn't you

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Originally Posted By whtcoupe⏩
I usually wear jeans for 2 weeks before I was them.I thought everyone washed blue jeans after one day. BRB jeans worn out in no time. Got divorced and my first GF was asking me wtf. Three times before i wash them now.
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Originally Posted By footmenrow⏩
My electric kettle boils water twice as fast as on the stove. Most Americans don't use electric kettles because they don't even know they exist. I'm just as guilty. I wasn't aware of them till I was 23. None of my friends had even heard of one till I told them about it.Americans don't use electric kettles because it takes longer to boil, at least from my observation.
Brb 1 liter of water in UK kettle boils in 45 sec,
Brb 1 liter of water in USA kettle boils in 2mins
Also not as big into tea,
espresso crew
Brb 1 liter of water in UK kettle boils in 45 sec,
Brb 1 liter of water in USA kettle boils in 2mins
Also not as big into tea,
espresso crew
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Originally Posted By bongowongo⏩
How cheap. Real people use instant hot water dispensers like thisbrah I'm fukkin ded .... .Ameribrahs dont use electric kettles lmfao?
https://www.amazon.com/Waste-King-H7...AQWRKSN4W81VSN
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Originally Posted By bongowongo⏩
I was thinking it was just me that was unaware. The last time I saw anything similar it was an electric peculator when I was in the service. I've never seen this used to boil water in my life.brah I'm fukkin ded .... .Ameribrahs dont use electric kettles lmfao?
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Originally Posted By bongowongo⏩
Pretty sure its cause barely anyone drinks tea. Only time i boil water is for eggs(barely ever) or kids mac & cheese.brah I'm fukkin ded .... .Ameribrahs dont use electric kettles lmfao?
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Originally Posted By TheObjectivist⏩
Good point, I didn’t even think about that. I wonder if their phones charge faster toothis
euro brahs dont realize that standard US outlets are 110v @ 12 amp = 1320 watts.
Read:kettles are useless over here
euro brahs dont realize that standard US outlets are 110v @ 12 amp = 1320 watts.
Read:kettles are useless over here
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Originally Posted By cookiefiend⏩
It is.I feel like belly button lint is a man thing.
However, the inside of your belly button still gets dirty. Unless you're sticking your finger in there when you're showering - it's a place that doesn't get cleaned often. Like the inside of your ears. You use a Q-tip there, you should also do so with your belly button.
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Originally Posted By Nocturnal310⏩
friends were mind blown when i boiled water in saucepan..they microwave it.

I must have drank more than I thought tonight
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