High test. Can't see the blood when your penors 7" deep and you dont look down. Namsayon?

Then I had wet hand towels to clean up when we took breaks, switched positions etc...The latina was prettier then the 1st two though imo. Something like this:



Except a little bit prettier, bigger teds, and not as nice of a hip-waist ratio. She didn't look bad at all. I posted a pic of her already.

She's the one that said "you better be 6'4"...

too lazy to read 11 pages...did op smash chubby chick or nah?

smashed some 40 year old on her rags instead

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to twiceasnice again.

will get you next time

So much this. I draw inspiration from a slightly different source though. My instincts want me to pound it out until they submit, like a Nacho Vidal. But after seeing how Xavier Thicc puts it down and causes so many orgasms, I flipped it up to be more passionate and its definitely did the trick. I made a girl squirt for the first time doing it like this. Another girl said "OMG I want this FOREVER...," it was our first time having sex. LOL

Will also second the yohimbe...boners on level 9,000. I do yohimbe + horny goat. I've tried different brands of yohimbe but many of them gave me the jitters. I have settled on Twinlab as my go to brand now. They sell it here at bb.com.Also check out Xavier ThiccDude, she wasn't his target AT ALL. It was a total plot twist and she wasn't even Plan B, he just had to start throwing up hail Mary's (like he said) and get up in something. I thought it was a decent recovery on such short notice and with the twist in his original plans. I guarantee 99% of miscers would have had to come back to the board with their tail between their legs with no poosay to show for the night.No, those girls flaked on him and he had to get another chick on short notice.

Exactly. Original plan fails miserably, OP still manages to get with a girl at the last possible second. Why would anyone neg him? OP delivered.

OP actually delivered and it was a pretty lolsy story.


repd

this thread didnt deliver as fast as jimmy johns but it still delivered. well done

Good point. He delivered something AND it had lulz in it. LOL

LOL at the *******s negging OP here...

OP got flaked on twice in the same night, and still kept at it to secure a lay. Meanwhile most miscers would LDAR after the first flake and come make a thread bashing women.

****ing boring.

All you did in the end was have a hookup with some 6/10 tinder sloot. Not even worth posting.

Oh and strong age. Time to quit tinder, grandpa.

wot

Negged.


Anyone trashing on OP is an absolute *******. Yes its gross he banged a chick on her period(I would have been able to) but he still did what 99% of you incels wouldn't be able to.

OP makes an entertaining thread, with a plot twist where he still delivers something for the misc, and you *******s have the nerve to neg him or talk chit? Come back when you deliver a thread like this.

Yep. I'm mostly against pron, hypocritically, but the 1 thing I think is a positive about it is the learning factor. Watching these guys phuck is like a benchmark I strive for. I count their thrusts in between camera cuts and I can go about 100 thrusts before stopping to catch my breath. Also the evolution of pron is interesting, as now girls watch it, and I think the more aggressive guys like Owen and the European stars like Nacho and Rocco girls like watching.

Yohimbe is sex on god mode. I have the goat weed combo from pro labs and the bark extract from the company that begins with a g bb.com is at odds with (or just a competitor). Taking that chit does more than just enhance erections for me it also gives me stamina, increases ejaculate volume and intensifies orgasms. I also think it increases girth somehow since so much blood is flowing to my dink I feel like my dink is about to pop. It acts like V + pre workout for me. Gives me increased libido and energy. The side effects suck though. Taking too much gives me anxiety, cold sweats, insomnia and some how gets me depressed the next day like I had a bad hangover. I also have to drop visine in my eyes because they get so blood shot I look like Im on something. But the pros still outweigh the cons.

let's see if your sig line is accurate

yeinowausayon

that was extremely underwhelming.

ok i guess.

not the original hope but i guess u got some, so cool?

i remember when guys had standards of what made a good story
now there are so many incel *******s that getting laid is a story in itself, tours over boyos

the *******s have invaded everywhere

Going down on a rando? How in the fuk have you made it this far? You're nasty af m8...

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Repped OP.

Not an epic thread, but entertaining.

Nice.

This. People complain when you dont deliver, now they are complaining when he does deliver

Logic not even once.

I guess I'm also the only person to notice that the pictures of the lady don't match.. Doesn't add up at all.

Good question. Here's why. When a girl commits to a tinder date there's already expressed or implied sexual attraction. She swiped me. She gave me her number. She agreed to meet. And she even went 2 steps forward by telling me "Im very good looking" and asked "how many girls am I juggling". All I have to do now is show up and not be an awkward beta *******. Its not 100%, but still a 90% close rate with girls girls 6/10 or below. On the 7+/10's my close rate is worse. Partially because I get nervous around more attractive females, and partially because if they just wanted sex they could be going out with better looking guys... so my strategy changes to try for sex on date 1 but position sex on date 2, and date 2 is never guaranteed.

My close rate on business deals is much worse. Id be a millionare if closed 90% of my deals. But its my full time job and I have to kill what I eat so I stack my pipeline and hustle to get volume. If I worked 10+hrs/day on getting on 8+/10's in bed Id be banging alot of 8+/10's.

Also what Ive learned about anxiety in business is you have to fake it till you make it. Dont let them see you are sweating. And to over come the anxiety you have to do the things you fear or the fear will kill you.

Ive applied much of that logic to tinder and girls in general but still have problems approaching 7+/10's cold, without tinder. Think of tinder as a warm lead. They've already expressed interest by clicking a call to action.
The pics line up brah. You didn't follow correctly/misunderstood something along the way.

Your texts where with a blonde. The girl in bed is a brunette. EXPLAIN YOURSELF BRO.

That was already explained brah. Read through the following pages. 40 yo Latina with black hair =/= 26 yo blonde tranny looking Asian-Caucasian. Come on son.

this a smart dude actually, i would smash that bloat lord btw

Then why were you talking to the 26 yo blond tranny to have sex with the 40 yo latina with black hair?

I'm not calling you bro. Just confused.

I already explained this...I shortened my original update post because I was about to board a plane (and aquiring negs for being late on delivery lol)...so it would have been clearer if I had more time. But here it is again:

At 1 point in the txt convo the Latina basically backed out. I'll show that part of the txt convo later because I think its good learning material and may fill in some of the blanks.

So I was basically back to square 1. Which is why I showed the blonde as a potential replacement if the Latina flaked, but it was already night when the blonde replied so odds were still against me. Was trying to add suspense to the story.

Ah got ya. So that was like plan C that you finally connected with.