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Which classic movie franchise do you think will be the next to get the soy treatment?
05-29-2018, 07:25 AM
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Originally Posted By PTzFree⏩
Someone needs to watch Cobra Kai on YouTube red- Johnny is the anti-pc, soy-free hero we need and deserve.Karate Kid.
In this version, Daniel does not learn Karate. Instead he finds a safe space and cries. His would-be girlfriend hugs him, but stays with Johnny because, well, they say they want the sensitive guy, but we all know no woman wants some milk-toast beta.
In this leftist utopia, Johnny magically stops bullying Daniel after Ali, the heroine of the story, provides her graceful feminine touch and explains to Johnny why bullying is bad, mkay, and that their toxic masculinity is destroying the school. They inexplicably become best friends and, to everyone's surprise, even as immasculated as Daniel is after not even being able to reconcile his own bullying issues without the aid of a strong woman, he does not shoot up the school.
And just in case you didn't get it during the film, closing credits, freeze-framed on Ali, will tell you how much of a a hero Ali is and how she went on to found a feminist club in the school, provides weekly seminars aimed at stopping toxic masculinity, and later became the first female mayor of Encino.
In this version, Daniel does not learn Karate. Instead he finds a safe space and cries. His would-be girlfriend hugs him, but stays with Johnny because, well, they say they want the sensitive guy, but we all know no woman wants some milk-toast beta.
In this leftist utopia, Johnny magically stops bullying Daniel after Ali, the heroine of the story, provides her graceful feminine touch and explains to Johnny why bullying is bad, mkay, and that their toxic masculinity is destroying the school. They inexplicably become best friends and, to everyone's surprise, even as immasculated as Daniel is after not even being able to reconcile his own bullying issues without the aid of a strong woman, he does not shoot up the school.
And just in case you didn't get it during the film, closing credits, freeze-framed on Ali, will tell you how much of a a hero Ali is and how she went on to found a feminist club in the school, provides weekly seminars aimed at stopping toxic masculinity, and later became the first female mayor of Encino.
05-29-2018, 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted By Kylevolution⏩
It would be hilarious if they destroyed that. They'd make a female version where "females can date to" and shop around for dick. Basically a high school / college version of Sex & The City.American Pie
But if a non-Chad talks to them they will #MeToo them.
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05-29-2018, 07:55 AM
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Im glad Roadhouse didnt get the soy treatment. It almost did but Ronda Rousey got her head kicked off.
If i had to guess I would say some beloved kids movies all soyedout
brb sandlot
brb goonies
brb little rascals
If i had to guess I would say some beloved kids movies all soyedout
brb sandlot
brb goonies
brb little rascals
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05-29-2018, 08:10 AM
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I'm pretty sure they already soyd James Bond/John Wick with Atomic Blond. "Sensual and savage, Lorraine Broughton is the most elite spy in MI6, an agent who's willing to use all of her lethal skills to stay alive during an impossible mission".
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05-29-2018, 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted By Postmort3m⏩
Watched the first two episodes this weekend. Would Rep Johnny in real life.Someone needs to watch Cobra Kai on YouTube red- Johnny is the anti-pc, soy-free hero we need and deserve.
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05-29-2018, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted By miscHelix⏩
I was actually mad when they tried to soy up Roadhouse.Im glad Roadhouse didnt get the soy treatment. It almost did but Ronda Rousey got her head kicked off.
If i had to guess I would say some beloved kids movies all soyedout
brb sandlot
brb goonies
brb little rascals
If i had to guess I would say some beloved kids movies all soyedout
brb sandlot
brb goonies
brb little rascals
If they try to give Over the Top the soy treatment, then I will lose my chit.
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05-29-2018, 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Dirtybiscuit⏩
Atomic Blonde was a great movie. In fact, this is how it should be done. Don't take an established franchise and change the main characters for the sake of being politically correct. Start a new one from scratch so it can stand on it's own and be believable.I'm pretty sure they already soyd James Bond/John Wick with Atomic Blond. "Sensual and savage, Lorraine Broughton is the most elite spy in MI6, an agent who's willing to use all of her lethal skills to stay alive during an impossible mission".
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05-29-2018, 08:29 AM
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05-29-2018, 09:00 AM
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05-29-2018, 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted By jeshelton⏩
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05-29-2018, 09:22 AM
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05-29-2018, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted By Ikeman83⏩
In today’s society the almighty dollar will always be the best weapon.I wonder how far the flopping will have to go before the correction comes.
Companies are bending over the SJW not only because they’re loud and easily offended, but because their noise can generate poor marketing and affect sales/ profits.
For us, the rational non loonies, we should speak with our wallets, don’t buy tickets to movies with obvious leftist agendas. Simple, really
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Originally Posted By Dirtybiscuit⏩
That movie wasn't soyed out, it was actually alright.I'm pretty sure they already soyd James Bond/John Wick with Atomic Blond. "Sensual and savage, Lorraine Broughton is the most elite spy in MI6, an agent who's willing to use all of her lethal skills to stay alive during an impossible mission".
05-29-2018, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted By Bar182⏩
LMFAOO yup.They will just wait until he dies and offer the money to his daughter.
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05-29-2018, 09:46 AM
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05-29-2018, 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted By CHARBACK⏩
bad soys, lol.Bad Boys 2
That movie wasn't soyed out, it was actually alright.
That movie wasn't soyed out, it was actually alright.
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05-29-2018, 09:49 AM
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