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06-05-2018, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted By LeonardShelby⏩
Lol, at calling that a beard.Eh Kratos looks more alpha without the beard, just looks older with the beard.
And Aquaman just looks like a neanderthal without the beard that's why he needs the beard.
Wow look how much more alpha this guy looks with the beard....not

And Aquaman just looks like a neanderthal without the beard that's why he needs the beard.
Wow look how much more alpha this guy looks with the beard....not

If Leo wasn't famous, he'd look like any other round faced, overweight neckbeard in that photo.
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06-05-2018, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted By Zwicker⏩
Mirin join date.Lmao. Haven't seen that picture in years. Anybody have the link to the thread where that guy posted?
I recall numerous attempts to locate the original "jeep brah" but I don't recall the misc ever truly locating him and getting him to post. I am unaware if he ever did come to the misc and it wasn't just an elaborate troll.
06-17-2018, 05:36 AM
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Bros check this man out. Can't open the soylent bottle...


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06-17-2018, 07:28 AM
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Originally Posted By propreffered7⏩
'Women find men less attractive when they smile compared to when they take on swaggering or brooding poses, a Canadian study has found.But all smiling is seen as "submissive" not just mouth wide open one
In contrast, men find women more attractive when they smile, and least attractive when they look proud and confident,''
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06-17-2018, 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted By Jessejame5⏩
That looks like bullchit...
A fear grimace looks like a smile.
The threat face looks similar.

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06-17-2018, 07:44 AM
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I have no probs with the hole face. helps me know who is dtf. You have to be dull to not realize its a subtle way to let other ****gos know you is gay
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06-17-2018, 07:59 AM
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Which of these photos is BetaAsPhuck?
06-17-2018, 08:40 AM
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aren;t they all miscers
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06-17-2018, 10:37 AM
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A man should never open his mouth that wide unless he is attempting at eating a giant burger within a certain timelimit
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06-17-2018, 10:39 AM
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06-17-2018, 11:32 AM
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How do you know he isn’t happier?Knew it would be from Reddit, everyone there is sporting a sad bod,
Bet he copes by being the "fun and quirky" fat guy now
Bet he copes by being the "fun and quirky" fat guy now
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06-17-2018, 12:47 PM
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Oh Lawwd some fresh entries:




Brahs what's with the Nintendo Switch making these dudes soylent grin flawlessly?


Brahs what's with the Nintendo Switch making these dudes soylent grin flawlessly?
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11-27-2018, 06:36 PM
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Oh lawwd:

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11-27-2018, 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted By aal04⏩
You mean the gloryhole face?

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11-27-2018, 07:38 PM
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These are hilarious









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11-27-2018, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted By MantissToboggan⏩
Speaks the truth. I won't say beards look bad on all men, but the majority of men who rock beards, especially the gratuitously long ones, are doing so to overcompensate for being ugly.Beards started getting trendy so every dude grew one (primarily to cover his weak jaw line).
Girls started loving it, and the perception that beard = sexy spread from guys that actually look aesthetic with them to soyboys like these fellas.
Now, beards are a shared common denominator amongst the nu-males and the originally bearded bros (whether they did it for trend or whatever).
TFW clean-shaven master race and have nothing in common with these cux. Jokes on you bearded bros - you are now the victims of your own success.
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Girls started loving it, and the perception that beard = sexy spread from guys that actually look aesthetic with them to soyboys like these fellas.
Now, beards are a shared common denominator amongst the nu-males and the originally bearded bros (whether they did it for trend or whatever).
TFW clean-shaven master race and have nothing in common with these cux. Jokes on you bearded bros - you are now the victims of your own success.
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edit: I also realized i said something similar back when this was posted. Still holds true.
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11-27-2018, 08:21 PM
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That applies to all those soyboys
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11-27-2018, 08:45 PM
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avoid soy at all costs crew
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11-27-2018, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted By BetaAsPhuck⏩
Except these are animals that have always been known to show their teeth in times of intimidation or fear.That looks like bullchit...
A fear grimace looks like a smile.
The threat face looks similar.

A fear grimace looks like a smile.
The threat face looks similar.

Humans obviously arent monkeys, you're pretty awkward so you should understand. or maybe not.
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11-28-2018, 01:51 AM
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Originally Posted By solidus2k3⏩
#soyaudit boyosavoid soy at all costs crew
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They look scared, surprised, and excited all at once, like theyreallywant to sell you on their religion that's some unholy amalgamation of plaid, coke bottle glasses, an aversion to shaving, estrogen, and a perverse infatuation with Nintendo.
They look like the poster child for, "if you keep making that face, it will stay that way," after excessively making fun of the mentally disabled.
They look like the type of dead-eyed motherf**kers who genuinely enjoy magic and clowns.
They look like the audition for a new Subway spokesperson.
They look like if the modern version of the pod people from the Invasion of the Body Snatchers who alsobirthed from plants(soy) , and instead of being devoid of human emotion, they are devoid of testosterone.
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They look like the poster child for, "if you keep making that face, it will stay that way," after excessively making fun of the mentally disabled.
They look like the type of dead-eyed motherf**kers who genuinely enjoy magic and clowns.
They look like the audition for a new Subway spokesperson.
They look like if the modern version of the pod people from the Invasion of the Body Snatchers who alsobirthed from plants(soy) , and instead of being devoid of human emotion, they are devoid of testosterone.
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[QUOTE=nkiritsis13 post_id=1567300901]They look scared, surprised, and excited all at once, like they[i]really[/i]want to sell you on their religion that's some unholy amalgamation of plaid, coke bottle glasses, an aversion to shaving, estrogen, and a perverse infatuation with Nintendo.
They look like the poster child for, "if you keep making that face, it will stay that way," after excessively making fun of the mentally disabled.
They look like the type of dead-eyed motherf**kers who genuinely enjoy magic and clowns.
They look like the audition for a new Subway spokesperson.
They look like if the modern version of the pod people from the Invasion of the Body Snatchers who also[URL=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_the_Body_Snatchers]birthed from plants[/URL](soy) , and instead of being devoid of human emotion, they are devoid of testosterone.
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Strong analysis haha
They look like the poster child for, "if you keep making that face, it will stay that way," after excessively making fun of the mentally disabled.
They look like the type of dead-eyed motherf**kers who genuinely enjoy magic and clowns.
They look like the audition for a new Subway spokesperson.
They look like if the modern version of the pod people from the Invasion of the Body Snatchers who also[URL=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_the_Body_Snatchers]birthed from plants[/URL](soy) , and instead of being devoid of human emotion, they are devoid of testosterone.
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Strong analysis haha
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Originally Posted By Jessejame5⏩
Complete nonsense.
It's not a fear grimace, a fear grimace is this...

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Originally Posted By SWDeath⏩
Yep, like the picture shows, they are showing their teeth, but it's not akin to a primate facial expression called a fear grimace like the person says it was. That's what I was specifically addressing - it's simply not true. The person simply made something up, and people believed it as true without checking.Except these are animals that have always been known to show their teeth in times of intimidation or fear.
Also, believing that showing fear = showing teeth, means that basically smiling or laughing on camera can automatically be concluded as being a fear response. Obviously it's more nuanced than that.
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Originally Posted By MantissToboggan⏩
its the same logic behind fedoras. Some chads made it look alpha and neck beards took it up not realsing the fedora didnt make a chad, chad made the fedora. same for beards.Beards started getting trendy so every dude grew one (primarily to cover his weak jaw line).
Girls started loving it, and the perception that beard = sexy spread from guys that actually look aesthetic with them to soyboys like these fellas.
Now, beards are a shared common denominator amongst the nu-males and the originally bearded bros (whether they did it for trend or whatever).
TFW clean-shaven master race and have nothing in common with these cux. Jokes on you bearded bros - you are now the victims of your own success.
PROVE ME WRONG
Girls started loving it, and the perception that beard = sexy spread from guys that actually look aesthetic with them to soyboys like these fellas.
Now, beards are a shared common denominator amongst the nu-males and the originally bearded bros (whether they did it for trend or whatever).
TFW clean-shaven master race and have nothing in common with these cux. Jokes on you bearded bros - you are now the victims of your own success.
PROVE ME WRONG
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