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Thread: Would you suck a dink for use of a time machine? (1 suck per 1 use)

post 1556496351 07-17-2018, 10:51 AM
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It could be like one of those Doctor Strange time loops. You can relive an event in your life but suck the same dink in an infinite time loop (no homo).
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post 1556496571 07-17-2018, 10:53 AM
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I'd just do stretches for a few months, then suck my own. That's gotta be less gay


It's pretty sad that everyone is only thinking about money
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post 1556496711 07-17-2018, 10:55 AM
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just lol at not having a rule against trap dink. miscers are gonna be using time machines to skip over commercial breaks.
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post 1556496721 07-17-2018, 10:55 AM
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yes because when i go back in time, it will be before it happened, so im in the clear
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
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post 1556496811 07-17-2018, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted By yieldtonothing⏩
suck to completion per one use or suck once per one use?
Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
I'd just do stretches for a few months, then suck my own. That's gotta be less gay


It's pretty sad that everyone is only thinking about money
Put answers in OP boyos. Stay safe
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post 1556497301 07-17-2018, 11:04 AM
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-suck one dink, go back to when bitcoin was $0.01
-suck another dink and go back to present day
-use your millions to bang a different hooker every day to get rid of your gayness
-?????
-profit
post 1556497701 07-17-2018, 11:10 AM
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Being a *******, OP would travel back in time to resuck the dink he just sucked.
post 1556497731 07-17-2018, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted By PowerRanger⏩
I'd go back in time to the Titanic to see how it feels to travel 100's of mph on a ship
You know, on second thought...

But I ain't suckin' the dick....Ima let you give me the free pass for your second turn. I can't do it bro.
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post 1556498231 07-17-2018, 11:16 AM
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i would imagine it would get easier after the first suck. once you get past the fact that you have sucked a dick i would imagine youd have no mental blocks going forward.

so the first travel would have to be for some huge financial gain like Amazon stocks or something. then from there i could travel for trivial **** since the cost would reduce with each dick sucked
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post 1556499391 07-17-2018, 11:29 AM
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Are dental dams allowed? If not, then i'd consider it.


































wait wot?
post 1556499511 07-17-2018, 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted By JaxBrah⏩
i would imagine it would get easier after the first suck. once you get past the fact that you have sucked a dick i would imagine youd have no mental blocks going forward.

so the first travel would have to be for some huge financial gain like Amazon stocks or something. then from there i could travel for trivial **** since the cost would reduce with each dick sucked
Yeah I could easily see this getting out of hand, especially for miscers.
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post 1556499841 07-17-2018, 11:34 AM
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I wonder if I could suck the d, go back in time 10 years ago, buy a bunch of Amazon stock, when we got back to the future, would I need to suck a d? Then would it be like I never sucked a d?
post 1556500091 07-17-2018, 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted By Vhagar⏩
Yes

Go back to 2010 when bitcoin was under $.10
This.

The easiest way to get rich without thinking too hard. There's not much I wouldn't do for this opportunity. Come at me.
post 1556500101 07-17-2018, 11:37 AM
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post 1556500781 07-17-2018, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted By whey2exotic⏩
All day everyday
Wait, you’d succcc or have someone succ your Dink?
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post 1556500921 07-17-2018, 11:49 AM
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Brb miscers sucking dink so they can time travel back to the moment they started sucking dink and getting caught in a loop of perpetual dink suckage
post 1556500971 07-17-2018, 11:49 AM
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Id do it for free








Wait wut
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post 1556501111 07-17-2018, 11:51 AM
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in for bukakke
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post 1556501221 07-17-2018, 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted By Budjola⏩
in for bukakke
Goals tbh
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post 1556501471 07-17-2018, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted By Destor⏩
Brb miscers sucking dink so they can time travel back to the moment they started sucking dink and getting caught in a loop of perpetual dink suckage
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post 1556502591 07-17-2018, 12:07 PM
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brb-sucking dink to go back in time and pick winning lotto jackpot numbers
brb-now got millions
brb-altered the future timeline and never sucked the dink
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post 1556505041 07-17-2018, 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Bassackwards⏩
brb-sucking dink to go back in time and pick winning lotto jackpot numbers
brb-now got millions
brb-altered the future timeline and never sucked the dink
inb4 the person who let you use the time machine goes back with you to make sure you suck one in the new future
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post 1556505611 07-17-2018, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted By YouMadOrMirin⏩
inb4 the person who let you use the time machine goes back with you to make sure you suck one in the new future
brb-regretting sucking dink so i suck dink to go back in time to stop myself from sucking dink

brb-dinkception
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post 1556505621 07-17-2018, 12:44 PM
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What does it smell like?
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post 1556506311 07-17-2018, 12:54 PM
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Anyone saying no is a liar and the true *******.

Ohhh, so you forgot to give me change when I gave you a $10 and not a $5?
Suckity suck suck
Chaos and apocalypse on us all
Let them burn to dust.

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post 1556506401 07-17-2018, 12:55 PM
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post 1556506461 07-17-2018, 12:56 PM
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Buy Bitcoin for cheap
Buy Amazon and Google and Apple stock
Record all sporting event and election results to gamble with further upon return to present.
post 1556506511 07-17-2018, 12:56 PM
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You say tarp dick as if that would be any better. Lmao *******.
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post 1556506571 07-17-2018, 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Ilikebeef⏩
Buy Bitcoin for cheap
Buy Amazon and Google and Apple stock
Record all sporting event and election results to gamble with further upon return to present.
This could be a part of a cool movie plot.
Chaos and apocalypse on us all
Let them burn to dust.

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post 1556507341 07-17-2018, 01:06 PM
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Course I would. I'd swallow a load just to go back 5 years and win the euromillions £100,000,000 jackpot. Yes please. Fuk I'd swallow ten. No homo.
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