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Thread: Would you suck a dink for use of a time machine? (1 suck per 1 use)

post 1556508201 07-17-2018, 01:17 PM
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I dont want to answer this
post 1556508221 07-17-2018, 01:17 PM
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fuk, id suk dick a nice fat dick for 5 dollars
post 1556508381 07-17-2018, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Prose⏩
fuk, id suk dick a nice fat dick for 5 dollars
in the heat of the moment i'm sure you'd pay 10 easy
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post 1556517751 07-17-2018, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Roldz⏩
You say tarp dick as if that would be any better. Lmao *******.
Like half the misc bangs tarps on the reg boyo. Where have you been
Originally Posted By GravityLee⏩
I dont want to answer this
Spoiler!
See you in the past *******
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post 1556518541 07-17-2018, 03:14 PM
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For an infinite number of time travels...probably (no homo)

As offered...no thanks I'm sweet
I call it "Celebration". It's sexual, and violent...

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post 1556518901 07-17-2018, 03:17 PM
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anyone who wouldn't is gay. wait w0t?
post 1556519181 07-17-2018, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Roldz⏩
You say tarp dick as if that would be any better. Lmao *******.
Excuse it is better !
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post 1556519351 07-17-2018, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted By whey2exotic⏩
Excuse it is better !
OP does this thing here count?
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post 1556519601 07-17-2018, 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
OP does this thing here count?
I'll be gentle bb
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post 1556519911 07-17-2018, 03:29 PM
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I think op sucked a dick and then went back in time to make this thread.
post 1556520191 07-17-2018, 03:34 PM
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suck dink then go forward in time and have dementia-ridden future me suck my dink then kill me and go back in time to before when i sucked a dink and suck a dink to get past me who never sucked a dink to bringback to present time
post 1556520461 07-17-2018, 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted By whey2exotic⏩
I'll be gentle bb
People can't use your dink. Good try though
Originally Posted By IPoopStandingUp⏩
suck dink then go forward in time and have dementia-ridden future me suck my dink then kill me and go back in time to before when i sucked a dink and suck a dink to get past me who never sucked a dink to bringback to present time
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post 1556520591 07-17-2018, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted By peterplsss⏩
People can't use your dink. Good try though
Tbh i don't even like oral that way.
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post 1556520691 07-17-2018, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted By whey2exotic⏩
Tbh i don't even like oral that way.
I have some questions but we aren't gonna make this thread about your cawk
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post 1556521181 07-17-2018, 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted By IPoopStandingUp⏩
suck dink then go forward in time and have dementia-ridden future me suck my dink then kill me and go back in time to before when i sucked a dink and suck a dink to get past me who never sucked a dink to bringback to present time
It kind of sounds like the time travelling part is just an excuse for you to suck lots of dink.
Take it easy Christian
post 1556521481 07-17-2018, 03:54 PM
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just call me Doc Brown because I'm gonna suck more cock than whey2exotic has in the past week
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post 1556521961 07-17-2018, 04:03 PM
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So I’d be able to go back in time, talk to myself about what to invest in, who to stay away from and how to prevent the death of my best friend?

Can I just gobback in time as to when I was a sophomore? Start life off right then and there. Study, don’t party as much (no drugs), SATs..

I bust my ass working for my families business but I’d do anything to be young again with present knowledge. I don’t know why I always seem to be filled with so many regrets. I regret the fact I wasted countless opportunities to succeed. I wish I wasn’t such a dumbass.
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post 1556522331 07-17-2018, 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted By whey2exotic⏩
Excuse it is better !
Don't you even.
Originally Posted By peterplsss⏩
Like half the misc bangs tarps on the reg boyo. Where have you been
That makes it 0% less gay.
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post 1556522981 07-17-2018, 04:20 PM
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suck one to go back in time to suck myself off

repeat

who's the phgt now?

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post 1556525131 07-17-2018, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Roldz⏩
Don't you even.
Baabbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyy !
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post 1556525311 07-17-2018, 04:55 PM
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post 1556525541 07-17-2018, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted By CrewsBrah⏩
Couldn't you just suck one to go back in time before you sucked it?
ROTFLMAO . Only reasoning like it is on the Misc lol
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post 1556525681 07-17-2018, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted By ChristianMR⏩
It kind of sounds like the time travelling part is just an excuse for you to suck lots of dink.
This ^^

Major lol
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post 1556525831 07-17-2018, 05:01 PM
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post 1556525901 07-17-2018, 05:02 PM
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Nah I wouldn't probably would be a 5 mins into the past and future machine.
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post 1556526131 07-17-2018, 05:04 PM
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So I can make myself win the lotto by sucking just 2 diks? Where do I sign up?
post 1556526281 07-17-2018, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted By ChristianMR⏩
It kind of sounds like the time travelling part is just an excuse for you to suck lots of dink.
Fukin ded. He sucked like 5 dinks just to put himself back in the same spot while not accomplishing anything with the time travel
Originally Posted By jay283⏩
Nah I wouldn't probably would be a 5 mins into the past and future machine.
1 suck can take you anywhere boyo. It's a legit time machine, just like the dink is gonna be a legit dink
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post 1556526551 07-17-2018, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted By peterplsss⏩
Fukin ded. He sucked like 5 dinks just to put himself back in the same spot while not accomplishing anything with the time travel


1 suck can take you anywhere boyo. It's a legit time machine, just like the dink is gonna be a legit dink
Depends on whose dk it is. Would suck Putin's dik
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post 1566053121 11-12-2018, 02:22 PM
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Time to revisit this thread for more answers
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