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Thread: Wife in labor, I'm outside eating croissants AMA

post 1557292771 07-27-2018, 03:19 AM
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12 hours in. This is a mind fukk
post 1557293801 07-27-2018, 04:10 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperMariBro⏩
Doctor just told me because we induced labor it could take 2 days???

holy crap
Would go home and go to sleep fuk that
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post 1557294651 07-27-2018, 04:45 AM
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post pics of your croissants *******
post 1557294801 07-27-2018, 04:49 AM
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pics of hospital
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post 1557295071 07-27-2018, 04:58 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperMariBro⏩
Girl chief!
well congrats i guess but 2018 and beyond is a difficult time to be raising girls
post 1557296061 07-27-2018, 05:36 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Girls are easier than boys and based on what I read on here, will have a higher chance of success in life

Hence the far better option
my daughter is growing up to be 11 this year.

Let's say if I had a son I'd be thrilled when he started to date. Daughter not so much. Teacher told me she's stopped acting so much like a little thug, and is doing good in class but to keep an eye on her because all the boys like her.

In short, and not to hijack this topic completely but...girls are harder if you're a dad.


OP...SIncerenly the best of luck.
post 1557297041 07-27-2018, 06:09 AM
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Originally Posted By Deathstroke⏩
my daughter is growing up to be 11 this year.

Let's say if I had a son I'd be thrilled when he started to date. Daughter not so much. Teacher told me she's stopped acting so much like a little thug, and is doing good in class but tokeep an eye on her because all the boys like her.

In short, and not to hijack this topic completely but...girls are harder if you're a dad.


OP...SIncerenly the best of luck.
post 1557297161 07-27-2018, 06:12 AM
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Originally Posted By Deathstroke⏩
my daughter is growing up to be 11 this year.

Let's say if I had a son I'd be thrilled when he started to date. Daughter not so much. Teacher told me she's stopped acting so much like a little thug, and is doing good in class but to keep an eye on her because all the boys like her.

In short, and not to hijack this topic completely but...girls are harder if you're a dad.


OP...SIncerenly the best of luck.
Appreciate it.

I think boys and girls come with their own set of problems.

At this point i just want the labor done
post 1557297201 07-27-2018, 06:13 AM
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Originally Posted By SeymourGains⏩
post pics of your croissants *******
Lol these fukkin croissants.
post 1557297211 07-27-2018, 06:14 AM
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Wife going into labor, what do misc?

Misc hat?

My wife would be pissed if I wasn't in the room, especially posting on the misc about it. Congrats anyway.
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post 1557297241 07-27-2018, 06:14 AM
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You ready to join the no sex crew for the next 6-8 months ?
post 1557297601 07-27-2018, 06:21 AM
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It’s going to be like throwing a hot dog down a hall way bro from here on out. Rip
post 1557297641 07-27-2018, 06:23 AM
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Originally Posted By jamalfudge⏩
Wife going into labor, what do misc?

Misc hat?

My wife would be pissed if I wasn't in the room, especially posting on the misc about it. Congrats anyway.
Wife is cool. She was laughing at some replies. Not so much now. We started 14 hours ago
post 1557298131 07-27-2018, 06:33 AM
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damn. reps for life if you pulled off something like this
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post 1557298231 07-27-2018, 06:35 AM
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I don't care if the guy she marries is colored lol. I'd like to say I am raising her up to be color blind, and religious blind for that matter. Don't judge color, just each an an individual....


Dating/marriage. I'd like her to marry someone who is a good guy who doesn't have sex outside of committed relationships (*fingers crossed here*) and preferably rich (is that too much to ask?)... so she won't have to struggle financially. It could happen...but it's the school boys/teen dating years that keep scaring me. Hope that part as she grows into a successful and responsible adult isn't unbearable.

I don't have full control over it though. if I had full custody from the ex still wouldn't. The thought tho? You cannot fathom...it's worse than thinking of your parents doing it, and more rage inducing than thinking of one of your ex-girlfriends getting the D from another man.

Rabbit. If I have a son in the future I'll compare from personal experience not just from what I've heard/seen (from others around me who have boys)/read.

I want a boy to grow up and be a chad, a slayer, and if not too much to ask, a badass MMA fighter world famous. Oh but one who never loses, or gets hurt too much in the cage. Or he can be a great sports star too and I'd be proud of that... but please just do it in HOCKEY, don't be a typical football tool! Also he will HATE bodyfat, he will be the furthest thing from a neckbeard. Non-smoker. And yeah even though I'd want him to plow lots of hot chicas on the reg, practice doing so sexually.....and if he gets the occassional freak then he must be sure to bust a nut in their face!
post 1557298311 07-27-2018, 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperMariBro⏩
Wife is cool. She was laughing at some replies. Not so much now.We started 14 hours ago
OhmyLord...freaking hurry up already

post 1557302001 07-27-2018, 07:45 AM
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Don't give your kid a tablet @ 4 years old. Find ways for them to interact with other children in a real social setting. Congrats OP.
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post 1557303281 07-27-2018, 08:06 AM
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Is baby here yet??
What did you have for breakfast?
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Originally Posted By MadNinjaSkills⏩
Is baby here yet??
What did you have for breakfast?
Nope. I slept 3 hours at home lol. Still not close. I had weetabix . Going back now
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Originally Posted By EoR⏩
Don't give your kid a tablet @ 4 years old. Find ways for them to interact with other children in a real social setting. Congrats OP.
I completely agree man and thank you.
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Originally Posted By SuperMariBro⏩
Nope. I slept 3 hours at home lol. Still not close. I had weetabix . Going back now
was bout to bump to ask if still eating the crossaints coincidentally


What did you wash it down with milk or water?
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Originally Posted By MuzzieChik786⏩
Has it arrived yet?
OP just gave birth to the croissant he ate.
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These things were meant to be catered (srs)
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My great grandmother told me that after 12 hours of labor and no baby you need to start slapping your wife around to speed the process up.
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Originally Posted By devin45k⏩
OP just gave birth to the croissant he ate.
Well.. what's the name then?
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Pierre

All croissants are called Pierre
Well hello my little Pierre.
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Originally Posted By SuperMariBro⏩
Nope. I slept 3 hours at home lol. Still not close. I had weetabix . Going back now
Good lawd that’s a long labor. Hope they don’t make her labor for two days and then decide to do a c-section. That would suck.
Hope little SuperMariaBroette arrives safely soon.
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Originally Posted By MuzzieChik786⏩
Well.. what's the name then?
Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Pierre

All croissants are called Pierre
Originally Posted By Deathstroke⏩
Well hello my little Pierre.
Welcome baby Pierre. I wish you a prosperous healthy life.
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going to need follow up details of any further pastries ITT

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